Not AGAIN !!!

zippyt • May 17, 2006 1:00 am
I just found this , http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/05/egypt-fatwa.html

A Fatwa has been declaired against the ancent Egyption monuments !!!

First the Budas now this !!!!!

WHAT the FUCK !!!!!!!
Ibby • May 17, 2006 1:08 am
A. It's spelled Buddha.

B. The Egyptian government isn't quite going around planting C-4 on their monuments...

C. The leader dude didn't say "blow up monuments", he said "you shouldn't have statues in your home"
zippyt • May 17, 2006 1:16 am
A. It's spelled Buddha.
Scuze me just a drunk redneck here

B. The Egyptian government isn't quite going around planting C-4 on their monuments...
But they are afraid that some body will do something STUPID !

C. The leader dude didn't say "blow up monuments", he said "you shouldn't have statues in your home"
I didn't see that in the posted link .


All I was saying was that it would be a TRAVISTY ( may be spelt wrong , DEAL WITH IT !!!) for any of these works of art to be destroyed for religious reasons .
Just my 2 cents .
Ibby • May 17, 2006 1:41 am
zippyt wrote:
I didn't see that in the posted link .


Gomaa said he based the edict on texts in the Hadith, a record of the sayings or customs of the Prophet Muhammad and his companions. The hadith declare the exhibition of statues in homes to be un-Islamic.

The fatwa did not specifically mention statues in museums or public places. But many academics and art lovers were outraged.
MaggieL • May 17, 2006 7:47 am
Gomaa, the Egyptian mufti, reportedly pointed to a passage from the hadith that stated, "Sculptors would be tormented most on Judgment Day."

Imagine what will happen to 3D modelers and programmers.

Actually there's a bunch of Flash programmers I think should be tortured.:-)
mrnoodle • May 17, 2006 11:05 am
Why aren't photographers and painters in the same amount of deep water as sculptors? Aren't they looking at boobies too?

Meh. And people come down on Christians.
rkzenrage • May 17, 2006 2:05 pm
http://www.iespell.com/ In case you don't like using the spell check on the site.
wolf • May 17, 2006 2:13 pm
ZippyT doesn't need the spell checker to make himself clearly understood.
MaggieL • May 17, 2006 2:50 pm
rkzenrage wrote:
http://www.iespell.com/ In case you don't like using the spell check on the site.
Friends don't let friends use IE.:-)
Skunks • May 17, 2006 3:12 pm
I doubt it's a problem with boobies (consensual, marital sex is considered one of/the highest forms of worship). Rather, the whole issue is one of idols and idolatry.

The short version of Islam's version of the Abraham & kids story is that Abraham destroyed his father's idols, except for one (the largest), claimed that it destroyed all the others, and later Ishmael and Hagar (Abraham's son & wife's handmaiden, respectively) found the Ka'ba and settled in now-Mecca as the first Muslims.

The important part is that the idols are symbols of other gods and in turn of polytheism, and that a very fundamental tenet of Islam (& Christianity, & Judaism) is the the exclusionary monotheism.

Another critical tenet of Islam is not to create images/icons of god or, I believe, the prophet: something about keeping the focus on the message & on God. This is why you see very little ancient Islamic art that is not calligraphy or architecture.

I suspect that in the context of the Hadith (7th century SW Asia), there was very little sculpture as "art for art's sake"; that it was predominately religious, and that, given you are forbidden on the one hand from making sculptures of God, forbidden on the other from making sculptures of other gods, and probably going to be accused of falsely deifying someone if you try to sculpt, say, your buddy Joe or your favorite rich patron, there really is very little room for sculpture.

And so, if in their society there is no legitimate place for sculpture as an art form, if essentially any sort of sculpture is inherently heretical, it makes sense to a) forbid or discourage people from trying to find the very fine line of acceptable sculpture, b) say that "sculptors shall be tormented most."


That said, IANASIJ (I Am Not A Scholar of Islamic Jurisprudence), & I like sculpture.
mrnoodle • May 17, 2006 3:14 pm
that's fascinating. i always assumed it was a "decency" thing, portraying the human form or something.
Elspode • May 17, 2006 3:46 pm
God wrote:
"I am the Lord your God,who brought you out of Egypt, from the place of slavery. Do not have any other gods before Me. Do not represent [such] gods by any carved statue or picture of anything in the heaven above, on the earth below, or in the water below the land. Do not bow down to [such gods] or worship them."


This is all just a variation on The Second Commandment. Good thing Muslims and Christians are killing each other over their major differences.
warch • May 17, 2006 5:16 pm
Anybody see that PBS/ Natl geographic about the "Lost Treasures of Afghanistan"? It was fascinating. They profiled people who hid artworks from the Taliban, (paintings, film), and what was most interesting was the mourning of the destroyed Buddahs and search for a legendary remaining giant Buddah—a reclining one— that they suspect awaits excavation. They think they found the foot.
footfootfoot • May 18, 2006 12:41 am
Ibram wrote:
A. It's spelled Buddha.

etc.


Ibram, since you are new here I'm guessing you didn't get the memo. Zippyt is exempt from correct spelling, as am I, even though my finger is better. I've just gotten lazy with the shift key.

carry on.
Ibby • May 18, 2006 12:51 am
I'm sure a christian would whirl on me if I wrote Jeesis... And a muslim would probably not be pleased if I wrote Aleh... I'm allowed to prefer correct spelling of Buddha.
footfootfoot • May 18, 2006 12:57 am
Ibram wrote:
I'm sure a christian would whirl on me if I wrote Jeesis... And a muslim would probably not be pleased if I wrote Aleh... I'm allowed to prefer correct spelling of Buddha.


Well, I am a card carrying Buddhist (since 1991 anyway) and you can spell it any way you like, as far as I'm concerned. I spell it the same way as you. I was just letting you know that zippyt is exempt that's all.:)
footfootfoot • May 18, 2006 12:58 am
warch wrote:
They think they found the foot.


Huh? I didn't realize I was missing.:eek:
kerosene • May 18, 2006 5:49 pm
They only found a third of you. Don't get too excited. :D
xoxoxoBruce • May 18, 2006 11:28 pm
But when they get about half way up they'll find the inch. ;)
footfootfoot • May 19, 2006 11:19 am
Owwwwwwwwwwww!
Urbane Guerrilla • May 29, 2006 12:55 am
Bad spelling is the easiest of solecisms to avoid. I avoid it pretty much perpetually, as my wetware spellchecker is a very good one.

Solecisms are bad; they make the utterer look stupid.

Ask yourself how badly you really need to look stupid.
zippyt • May 29, 2006 1:59 am
UG,
Don't call me STUPID FUCK STICK !!!
I have been schooled by better folks than YOU , and it didn't help much .

I am Verry dislexick and have ADHD , but i have an IQ of 149 ( last time I was tested ) , I have to learn things my own way , this is me , just little ole' me
Torrere • May 29, 2006 4:53 am
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Solecisms are bad; they make the utterer look stupid.


Words like solecism are bad; they make the utterer look pretentious.

Ask yourself how badly you need to look pretentious.
richlevy • May 29, 2006 2:21 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Ask yourself how badly you really need to look stupid.
And if you decide that you very badly want to look stupid go to UG and join all of the others who wish to learn at the feet of the master. They even carry signs.:wstupid:

UG, the sensei of stupidity.
xoxoxoBruce • May 29, 2006 8:45 pm
I'd say something clever if I knew what sensei meant. But since I don't speak Japanese or Middle Chinese, I'll just shut up. :blush:
Urbane Guerrilla • Jun 22, 2006 2:07 pm
Now I know how badly several of you need to look stupid. Do you know who you are?

Solecism stands. Don't hate me for being better at English than you are. That would show that you are stupid. You are at liberty to use "solecism" on any who commit it.

Zippy, I'm going to assume you are smiling when you say that. Most of the folks around here, I can expect that I can give them enough of a fucksticking that they end up looking like unicorns -- having read the things they write.

If you think you're being sneered at, consider why you might get sneered at. Maybe somebody thinks you could really do better? Now, I don't have to sneer at anyone to feel good about myself -- that's actually easier if I'm not curling my lip -- so I'd really rather not. However, there is that slight difference between quality and abysm.

Write quality, spell well (no matter what it takes) and you'll be taken seriously even by the toughies and skeptics. Is this not so?
Griff • Jun 22, 2006 2:34 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:

Write quality, spell well (no matter what it takes) and you'll be taken seriously even by the toughies and skeptics. Is this not so?

Zippy is a US Marine, we take him at his word and his word has weight. Your pose isn't helping your standing.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 22, 2006 5:07 pm
Don't hate me for being better at English than you are.
You are? Hmmm, I thought English, being a language, was a tool for communicating with other people.

Obfuscating with 50 cent words, then calling yourself superior (a favorite tactic of L Ron Hubbard), not only fails to make your intended point it alienates you from the people your trying to communicate with.

You may think your vocabulary proves superior intelligence but actually it shows (along with your attitude), lack of social skills.

So who's better at English, one that can impress the librarian or the one that can communicate with the most people?:confused:
richlevy • Jun 22, 2006 8:37 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Most of the folks around here, I can expect that I can give them enough of a fucksticking that they end up looking like unicorns -- having read the things they write.
Yep, it looks like a real 'slam dunk' to us.:wstupid:
zippyt • Jun 22, 2006 10:31 pm
Well UG as I said , I am VERRY dislexic and have ADHD , so you calling me STUPID is like calling somebody in a wheel chair a GIMP to their face ,
NOT COOL !!!!

So take your superior acting self and FUCK OFF AND DIE !!!!!!!

And Yes I am serious , not smileing , if I was standing next to you I would have Whopped you upside of your fat superior acting big word drivveling head !!!

But I Digress ,
I am I ,
I do as I please ,
as I am an Adult ,
in the REAL world .
Ibby • Jun 22, 2006 10:59 pm
UG, ask yourself not "Am I smarter than he?" but "Am I as fun a person as he?"

I know I wouldn't want to hang around someone who was no fun but could use uselessly big words on cue to make himself sound smart. Gimme someone with less grasp of the language but more grasp of fun any day.

That said... normally, I'm kinda a stickler for spelling and grammar and such, but a valid excuse is a valid excuse. I got on zippy a bit at the start of the thread, but that was me being a stickler over one word, not calling him a dumbass or saying 'LYK ZOMG U NED 2 SPL EVRYTNG RITE!!11one!!one1'. I can understand what he's trying to say well enough to be able to tell he's a cool dude
Undertoad • Jun 23, 2006 7:46 am
Nobody gives a shit how smart you are.

They only want to know what you can do for them.

If you are smart it only means you can use it against them.

When you actually do use it against them, it makes you a very unlikeable character. Since you've done that here many times, I'm guessing that you do not, in real life, have a great deal of power and/or influence.
rkzenrage • Jun 23, 2006 6:10 pm
Can't we have something like a fatwa? I want to declare **** on shit and just go ape on it.
Ibby • Jun 23, 2006 6:12 pm
I do that all the time.
rkzenrage • Jun 23, 2006 6:13 pm
But does it have a cool name like Zeemer?
"A Zeemer on those phone spys!!!!"
Urbane Guerrilla • Jun 24, 2006 6:26 am
So this is a very raw sore point with zippyt. This I see, and I apologize for pushing his buttons. I know what it is to have a button pushed.

Now here's a button I have, stumblefuck. I don't descend to your level: I say it's within your power, whatever the obstacles, to rise to mine. Your DI's told you the same thing, all through Parris or Pendleton, and I'm telling it to you now. You don't have to like it right off, and you don't have to like being called a stumblefuck, but rise to my level of competence with the English tongue and you've got something worthwhile, and none may take it from you. The attempt by those here to take my mastery of English away, or belittle it however specious their miserable excuses for so doing, is a fool's errand. You notice I don't run fool's errands. Guess a reason, if you like. Don't hate me for being better acquainted with a dictionary than yourselves -- use the fifty-cent words. Particularly, use them rightly and well.
Undertoad • Jun 24, 2006 8:32 am
UG, you too should try to do your very best.

Instead of claiming superiority because you have a stronger vocabulary, which is actually of limited utility, how about trying to claim it next week by becoming the most respected, the most well-liked of our bunch here.

It's a big reach for ya, but we have confidence that if you really try hard you can ACHIEVE. I mean, so far, Zippy is WAY ahead of you on this subject, but work hard and dig real deep down.
Beestie • Jun 24, 2006 8:56 am
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Don't hate me for being better acquainted with a dictionary than yourselves -- use the fifty-cent words.


I have to admit taking perverse pleasure not only in the irony of UG using words more valuable ($0.50) than the imbecilic point he is trying to make but also the irony of his blissfull ignorance of it.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jun 27, 2006 1:35 am
No ignorance at all. There is nothing imbecilic to the idea that solecisms are still bad. They were bad when the Greeks picked on the mushmouthed and ungrammatical speech of the inhabitants of Soloi, and they aren't improving with age.

Just for fun, do you know how to spell "blissful?"
Beestie • Jun 27, 2006 6:49 am
Profane Gorilla wrote:
No ignorance at all. There is nothing imbecilic to the idea that solecisms are still bad. They were bad when the Greeks picked on the mushmouthed and ungrammatical speech of the inhabitants of Soloi, and they aren't improving with age.

Just for fun, do you know how to spell "blissful?"


Just for fun, do you know that "No ignorance at all." is a grammatically incorrect sentence fragment?

Just for fun, do you know that mushmouthed is not a word? Let me help you out here. In those instances when you have a thought so sophisticated and so subtle that none of the over 100,000 words in the dictionary are adequate enough to express it, you can take two words from the dictionary and hyphenate them to create a new word. Hence, the solecism in your post can be transformed into a grammatically correct word more befitting the complex and sophisticated mind that gave birth to it by putting a dash between mush and mouthed to create (drum roll, please).... mush-mouthed. Out of curiosity, did you mean to use that word at all? I hesitate to ask since I'm certain you wouldn't use an adjective (however solecistic) meant to describe speech to describe the written word.

Just for fun, do you know that it is also grammatically incorrect to use the adjective 'imbecilic' to modify the phrase 'to the point?' I think you meant to say "...imbecilic about the point...." but don't want to give you the benefit of the doubt since you rarely extend that courtesy to others.

Just for fun, do you know that it is grammatically incorrect to use a pronoun without an antecedent in the same sentence? I didn't think so because anyone who knew that wouldn't begin a sentence with a pronoun like you did in your second sentence (recall that the first meaningless phrase followed by a period does not have the required syntactical elements to elevate it to sentence status).

Just for fun, do you know that you have a grammatically incorrect comma splice in your second sentence?

Just for fun, do you realize that making a plethora of grammar errors in a three-sentence post not only make your high horse look more like a jackass but also make you look like a moron? You might know how to spell irony but it's pretty clear that the concept embedded in the word is sailing right over your oversized head.

I'll take Zippy's spelling over the worthless ideas your pitiful grammar stumbles over itself to convey any day.

Are we having fun yet?
Ibby • Jun 27, 2006 7:05 am
Grammar is great up to the point of conveying an idea. If you can do that with the words and structure you use, you're good to go, unless you're doing something official or otherwise formal.

However, if you're going to attempt to demand correct spelling and grammar... do it right yourself.
KinkyVixen • Jun 27, 2006 11:24 am
Beestie wrote:

...
I'll take Zippy's spelling over the worthless ideas your pitiful grammar stumbles over itself to convey any day.

Are we having fun yet?



Fuckin' thank you. I was wondering how he was still standing on his soap box with all of those errors continuously slapping me in the face as I read his posts, but then I remembered the only thing he knows about the English language and how to type it is the correct spelling and the definition. It makes sense, that is the only thing you would learn from studying a dictionary. Bravo. You know all the words and when to use them. Just not how. So, UG sit the fuck down and shut up.

Edit: Just to set the record straight, I'm not claiming to be the grand master of the English language. I just think it's pretty damn petty to fault someone to the degree that UG has. Are we not all adults?
bbro • Jun 27, 2006 11:33 am
Well said, Beastie.
Ibby • Jun 27, 2006 9:09 pm
KinkyVixen wrote:
Are we not all adults?


...Nope.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jun 27, 2006 9:18 pm
Well, well, well. Beestie, a sentence fragment is an elliptical construction -- look the idea up if you need to. It is so used here, and elliptical constructions, while clearly not properly called sentences, are not ungrammatical, any more than this one is. They merely don't need to mention what is already understood.

It is surprising, indeed, not to find an obvious and readily understood compound word like "mushmouthed" to have its own entry in a Webster's -- but no one except somebody frantic for some excuse, any excuse, any wispy excuse, to round on me will fault me for it. Your actions, sir, betray you. No editor on Earth would fault me for using it in a newspaper column. Whenever Webster's catches up is fine by me. Remember, too, that many compounds beginning as hyphenated pairs of words lose their hyphens in shortish order, and in no defined nor authorized order.

"Nothing imbecilic to" is used to point directly at that which has the property of not being imbecilic. "Nothing imbecilic in" might perhaps have been better style. Don't try so hard at making mountains of molehills. I limited my effort in that direction to one sentence! How many paragraphs did you use here to heap Pelion upon Ossa?

The comma splice is correct. In that sentence, a semicolon would be too much, and a colon right out. Stylistically rather than grammatically, the comma could go and the sentence would still work well, but the sentence isn't scrambled by its presence.

Ideological notions of which ideas are worthless are, well, notional. I draw your attention in particular to definition 3a under "notional" in the Webster's Third .

Yeah, I'm having fun yet, and probably more than you. :p At least use a spellchecker, wetware or software, but be wary of the software tool as it can't distinguish either homonyms or meanings.

Vixen: no.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jun 27, 2006 9:32 pm
Now tell me: wasn't this thread originally about a potential threat to ancient Egyptian art?

First the Library of Alexandria, and now this.
Clodfobble • Jun 27, 2006 9:42 pm
Urbane Guerilla in the "It's official" thread, quoted here to keep the snarking all in one place wrote:
We never really did. Yeah, we glommed the Phillippines for a while -- more or less because it was the fashion then. And we turned the Phillipines over to the Filipinos.


The word is Philippines. You didn't even misspell it consistently. You wouldn't be skimping on the spell-checker use, now would you?
footfootfoot • Jun 27, 2006 10:50 pm
E.B. White is turning over in his grave.

The newspaper column is the last place I'd turn to to legitimize my ideas.

Other than that, I'd say your riposte smacks of desperation.

And by the way, I've friends who are more well read, well bred, and better fed than I, but I still like to make fun of them because they have no idea how to attach a table top to an apron with out making the top split like a fly girl on "in living color".

I guess they didn't teach that in Harvard.
MaggieL • Jun 28, 2006 6:56 am
Beestie wrote:

Just for fun, do you know that mushmouthed is not a word?
It's not so much the verbing that wierds words. It's the renounification.
Elspode • Jun 28, 2006 1:45 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Now tell me: wasn't this thread originally about a potential threat to ancient Egyptian art?

First the Library of Alexandria, and now this.

Eye don rumembuhr wut et wuz a bout.butt thizzz isz alot of funn.I lyketo feal superyor too stoopide alliterate peepuhl, two, Ug. Stoopide peepuhl...huhuhhuihuhuhuhu... (i laff).
rkzenrage • Jun 28, 2006 1:52 pm
Could be about new art... just any representative art. They need to mind their own damn business. If they don't like it, don't buy it or have it, it ain't complicated.
Ibby • Jun 28, 2006 1:58 pm
I think that was the point, though. He didn't say 'go blow up statues', he said 'you know, you arent s'posta keep these things in your houses'.
lookout123 • Jul 9, 2006 2:47 am
i be laffin mi ass off. thanks beestie. thanks so effin much. UG. please stop.
Griff • Jul 9, 2006 8:50 am
lookout123 wrote:
i be laffin mi ass off. thanks beestie. thanks so effin much. UG. please stop.

That was freaking brilliant wasn't it.
Urbane Guerrilla • Jul 20, 2006 12:51 pm
Surely.
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 14, 2006 3:34 am
Stop? If not never -- well, hardly ever.
rkzenrage • Aug 14, 2006 1:15 pm
Ibram wrote:
I think that was the point, though. He didn't say 'go blow up statues', he said 'you know, you arent s'posta keep these things in your houses'.

That is NEVER the endgame to these little parties. If that was the case they would have just stated it and not spouted off another Fatwah.
MsSparkie • Aug 17, 2006 10:07 pm
MaggieL wrote:
Friends don't let friends use IE.:-)



I love that!
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 18, 2006 2:22 am
Clodfobble wrote:
The word is Philippines. You didn't even misspell it consistently. You wouldn't be skimping on the spell-checker use, now would you?


After puzzling over this peculiar remark for a while, I finally figured he thought "Filipino" might be misspelled.

Well, Clodfobble, don't hate me for being better acquainted with the dictionary than you. What do I find in my Webster's 3rd but entries not only for "filipino," but "filipina" for good measure.

I'll forgo a <snap> but you get the idea. :)
Ibby • Aug 18, 2006 3:29 am
As much as I hate to say UG is right... Filipino is a word for a person from the Philippines.
glatt • Aug 18, 2006 9:12 am
Yes, but UG misspelled "Philippines" twice in the same post, and did it two different ways. That's what Clodfobble pointed out. He still doesn't get it "[a]fter puzzling over [it] for a while" and is succeeding at confusing you too.
Ibby • Aug 18, 2006 9:29 am
No, I'm not confused, but it IS true that 'Filipino' is a word. However, this has little to do with the fact that he misspelled Philippines twice. So I conceeded that he got one thing right.
person • Aug 18, 2006 10:23 am
So I conceeded that he got one thing right.


From Merriam-Webster Online: "conceeded The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search box to the right."

*mirth*
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 18, 2006 1:38 pm
Glatt, as near as I can recall, I wrote two different words: Philippines with too many Ls, and "Filipino."
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 18, 2006 1:46 pm
Ibram wrote:
As much as I hate to say UG is right...


When your ego no longer calls for you to make such remarks, Ibbie, it will be a sign to you that you have become an adult. You're a teenager; I was one of those once. I'll make allowances, as it is a prolonged, if not necessarily intensely, awkward phase. Condescending, I know, but that's how I treat people who talk a bunch of ill-considered shit, see? Shit's mostly useful for helping roses grow, later.

I might as well assume "conceeded" was a typo. "Loose" for "lose" could be in that category too.
glatt • Aug 18, 2006 2:19 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Glatt, as near as I can recall, I wrote two different words: Philippines with too many Ls, and "Filipino."


I can't believe I'm continuing on this trivial point, but here goes:

The correct spelling is: Philippines.
You misspelled it as both "Phillipines" and "Phillippines".

Clodfobble pointed that out. Somehow you thought she was saying that you also misspelled "Filipino." Ibram also picked up on "Filipino." Nobody ever said that "Filipino" is wrong.

I don't care much about spelling. I don't make much of an effort to police my own. The only reason I even pointed it out is because you said you spent a while trying to figure out what Clodfobble was talking about, but you still got it wrong, and then turned around and tried to tell Clodfobble that she was wrong.
DanaC • Aug 18, 2006 2:20 pm
Okay, I generally don't like to get into the whole 'spelling' debate. It really doesn't bother me if someone doesn't spell a word correctly, nor does it concern me overly if someone misses a typo. I'm interested in the content of their posts and generally speaking, their intent is not obscured by spelling mistakes. I have spelling errors in my post. I don't always correct them. The same can be said for most people who use these boards.

That said.......

UG, this isn't a dig. I can't say as I care how you have spelled Philippines. However in order to clear up your confusion: The two mis-spellings of that word were 'Phillippines' and 'Phillipines'.

I regularly mis-spell that word. It's one of those words, I can never remember when it comes to it. Spelling is something I don't often have trouble with (though typos are) yet that word routinely trips me up.



Condescending, I know, but that's how I treat people who talk a bunch of ill-considered shit, see?


And now, UG I am getting at you. You have spewed some fairly ill-considered shite on this board recently and are therefore deserving of condescension, see?
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 18, 2006 2:24 pm
No, I don't see, as I reject the premise that it's either ill-considered or shite.
Clodfobble • Aug 18, 2006 5:20 pm
Thanks for explaining it, glatt. :) DanaC, I generally don't care if other people misspell words (okay, not true, I do care, because I'm a neurotic perfectionist when it comes to spelling, but I am not rude enough to correct them,) but in this case I was poking UG about it because he very frequently corrects other Dwellars, and goes so far as to loudly draw false conclusions about their intelligence based on their typos.
footfootfoot • Aug 18, 2006 5:51 pm
How many Ls in philistine?

[SIZE=1] (snicker)[/SIZE]
Hippikos • Aug 18, 2006 6:53 pm
Officially it´s The Republic of the Philippines (or Pilipinas in Tagalog, or Islas de Filipinas in Spanish named after King Philip II of Spain), or ROP. Americans used to call it PI or Philippines Islands.

Colloquially, Filipinos may refer to themselves as Pinoy (feminine: Pinay)

Ingat Ka.
Hippikos • Aug 18, 2006 6:56 pm
DanaC: Illegitimi Non Carborundum... ;)
DanaC • Aug 18, 2006 6:57 pm
No, I don't see, as I reject the premise that it's either ill-considered or shite.


Fair enough :) I daresay Ibram would say the same.
DanaC • Aug 18, 2006 7:02 pm
DanaC: Illegitimi Non Carborundum...


*grins* thanks for the timely reminder.....EGO reputo vir est per dementis
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 20, 2006 2:51 am
Clodfobble wrote:
I generally don't care if other people misspell words (okay, not true, I do care, because I'm a neurotic perfectionist when it comes to spelling, but I am not rude enough to correct them,) but in this case I was poking UG about it because he very frequently corrects other Dwellars, and goes so far as to loudly draw false conclusions about their intelligence based on their typos.


You almost got it right, ClodF: I draw conclusions about their intelligence based not on their typos, but on their posts. How could you have missed that? Is there not a great deal of unwisdom put forth here at least weekly if not daily?

Nor do I overdo my concern about spelling -- just understand that it is as everpresent as yours. These people are enjoying a stroke of luck and are trying some middle-school piling on. Such breaks will be few, and far between. I can be patient.
rkzenrage • Aug 20, 2006 6:23 am
How can you declare a Fatwa against something you are not supposed to be doing to begin with?
These Fataws are like a damn hobby now.
DanaC • Aug 20, 2006 10:33 am
Urbane:

This what you posted in an earlier thread :

He can't spell or edit. He particularly cannot get foreign terms correct. He handles written English like someone not born to it, as is particularly evidenced in the absence of articles. This is not someone to respect.


This seems to me to be in contrast to the spirit of what you've just asserted to Clod. I also think it shows you in a very bad light. Are you really suggesting that someone whose use of English isn't perfect should thereby be undeserving of respect?

I've known a lot of very intelligent and worthy dyslexics who might disagree with you on that score. Not to mention a lot EFL students.
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 23, 2006 1:04 am
I am saying that such a poor, inattentive writer cannot hope for respect from good writers in that regard. I remarked on that as just one more defect in a terrible array of things wrong. Tw's manifest desire is to be taken as some kind of sage fount of wisdom. Well, absolutely not. I haven't met a leftist I would account truly wise in all my fifty years. What I have seen are dingdongs, communists' dupes, cranks, and one or two outright crazies, in the company of frauds like Ward Churchill, who is now a few months away from being fired from UC Boulder for academic fraud and misconduct.

You have no hope of prevailing in this dispute, Dana. I know good and I know bad, and I know when they are presented to me. I don't buy shoddy intellectual goods.
Hippikos • Aug 23, 2006 9:25 am
Having different viewpoints not always results in being unwise, especially when supported with facts. Then again, it has always been the tactics of the anti-lefties to kill the messenger...
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 23, 2006 10:54 pm
The lefties try the identical tactic, and too often succeed.

I'm convinced the right-of-center has the real brains. Then too, National Review, Commentary, and the World Jewish Review could persuade anyone of that.
headsplice • Aug 24, 2006 1:51 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
The lefties try the identical tactic, and too often succeed.

I'm convinced the right-of-center has the real brains. Then too, National Review, Commentary, and the World Jewish Review could persuade anyone of that.

Both sides are guilty of it.
And did you really just say that the NRO has the real brains? Or is that sarcasm not coming across the Intarnetwebs?
Urbane Guerrilla • Aug 29, 2006 2:31 am
As any sarcasm about NR or NRO's intellectual power is completely unjustified and practiced therefore only by the pseudosophisticated and the mendacious, none, of course, was intended.

They tend to pass tests of wisdom when it comes to foreign policy. Try testing it yourself.
headsplice • Aug 29, 2006 12:12 pm
I've only read their domestic coverage, which is laughable, at best.
Urbane Guerrilla • Sep 2, 2006 1:41 am
I do not find it laughable, but considerably better than that. One thing I do expect of NR is that it will, above all else, articulate a point of view that is Roman Catholic and conservative. The Catholicism tends to show up in occasional explicit Mariolatry and that they dislike abortion -- hardly surprising. Their support of an assertive (sometimes emphasized) foreign policy will probably continue long after the semiretired William F. Buckley is in the ground. I don't entirely agree with them all the time, but then who would? The world just isn't that dully uniform. However, they are too smart for the wise to dismiss. The foolish may follow their own headstrong course, straight into a wall.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 3, 2006 6:32 pm
Beestie wrote:

Just for fun, do you know that mushmouthed is not a word? . . .
Are we having fun yet?


Beestie, it's unwise to try teaching your grandmother to suck eggs. It wastes your time and she's likely to hit you one with her cane.

Webster's Third doesn't have an entry for "mushmouthed;" Webster's New Universal Unabridged does. You could always look it up. I came across it in a Barnes & Noble yesterday evening, and well, what did I see...

I'd say the points you raised in the post I've quoted you from haven't held up any too well. I know what I'm doing; if you don't, best you sit back and watch.

Also, some dang fool who doesn't like Urbane Guerrilla very much will be moved to squawk to the effect of "you're still on this?" -- many dang fools don't like me, true -- but I'm just tying up a loose end.
Griff • Nov 3, 2006 7:13 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Their support of an assertive (sometimes emphasized) foreign policy will probably continue long after the semiretired William F. Buckley is in the ground.

Not that their war mongering was approved by Catholics in general or the Holy Father.

"When war, like the one now in Iraq, threatens the fate of humanity, it is even more urgent for us to proclaim, with a firm and decisive voice, that only peace is the way of building a more just and caring society," he said.

The Pope, in a speech to employees of Catholic television station Telepace, added: "Violence and weapons can never resolve the problems of man."

The Pope led the Vatican in a diplomatic campaign to avert war, putting the Holy See on a collision course with Washington and its backers in the Iraq campaign.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 3, 2006 9:25 pm
When has there been a Pope in the last sixty to one hundred years who understood when it was time to go to war?

Griff, wrt teaching grandmothers to suck eggs: surely you can recognize metaphor?
Beestie • Nov 3, 2006 11:18 pm
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
Beestie, it's unwise to try teaching your grandmother to suck eggs. It wastes your time and she's likely to hit you one with her cane.
Have you been in a coma or something? You are replying to a post I wrote three or four months ago.
zippyt • Nov 4, 2006 12:23 am
Have you been in a coma or something? You are replying to a post I wrote three or four months ago.

It just took him that long to think of a snappy reply !!!
slang • Nov 4, 2006 5:47 am
zippyt wrote:
It just took him that long to think of a snappy reply


Don't you mean.....repli, Zippy? :D
Griff • Nov 4, 2006 7:17 am
Urbane Guerrilla wrote:
When has there been a Pope in the last sixty to one hundred years who understood when it was time to go to war?

Your words implied that they spoke for Catholics. I'm just noting that their Catholicism disappears on questions of foreign policy.
Hippikos • Nov 4, 2006 11:24 am
When has there been a Pope in the last sixty to one hundred years who understood when it was time to go to war?
How? Sending the Swiss Guard? Or the VAF (Vatican Airforce)?
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 6, 2006 11:46 pm
Beestie wrote:
Have you been in a coma or something? You are replying to a post I wrote three or four months ago.


Adding to my earlier reply upon discovering a bit of new data, dear boy. Just adding to. Piling on, if you like. :p Don't hate me for being better acquainted with the dictionary than yourself.
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 6, 2006 11:54 pm
It oughtn't to be read that way, Griff. I wouldn't say their Catholicism disappears -- after all, it seems to underlay and underlie their entire editorial philosophy -- so much as they are conservatives who are Catholic; I'll not indulge in the "happen to be" phrase, for I don't think there's any mere coincidence to it.

I'm saying to the Pope, and the shade of the one before him, that being a peacenik isn't going to get the desired results, which are the stymieing of anti-democracy, anti-humanity religious bigots. These must be stopped, defeated, destroyed, defunded, and discredited in the hearts of men. Benedict is not trying to get this done.
WabUfvot5 • Nov 7, 2006 12:58 am
Ja, that Jesus was such a peacenik! What a fucking commie he was!
Urbane Guerrilla • Nov 7, 2006 10:40 pm
Something like that, yes... you might have a look at Larry Gonick's "Cartoon History of the Universe" Vol 2 p. 223... yep.