What are the bad things you want?

skysidhe • May 15, 2006 11:38 pm
Be honest.


List some of the things you would like to do that are to the mainstreem considered bad.
skysidhe • May 15, 2006 11:44 pm
I like hot springs & I don't mind being naked in them.
zippyt • May 16, 2006 12:13 am
Nothing bad about that ,
Go to IceLand , when I was there there were MANY hot springs , you would be driveing down a road , see steam riseing in the distance off to the side of the road , go down the side road , park with the other cars there , undress or put on a swim suit ( in the snow ) , troop on down , say HI , and jump in , there was generly a bottle of Brendivin (IceLandic Moon shine ) being passed around .
GOOOD TIMES !!!!!
lumberjim • May 16, 2006 12:29 am
a blumpkin










ewww. just kidding
seakdivers • May 16, 2006 12:42 am
Nope. Not gonna jinx myself.
zippyt • May 16, 2006 12:45 am
you are a sick fuck LJ !!!
Kagen4o4 • May 16, 2006 2:27 am
a blumpkin from LJ

;)
DiscoFever • May 16, 2006 7:31 am
LOL...just looked up what that was. Having learnt what a blumpkin is, I'm still gonna pass on it anyway, bit too nasty for my taste...or hers.
seakdivers • May 16, 2006 11:58 am
EEeeeew LJ!! I had to look that up too.
mrnoodle • May 16, 2006 12:19 pm
There's a word for that? What is wrong with people? :Flush:

I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate.


Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley...
barefoot serpent • May 16, 2006 2:08 pm
to see a picture of Keira Knightley donning a strapon.
mrnoodle • May 16, 2006 3:01 pm
A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.


edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.
Trilby • May 16, 2006 5:25 pm
Things I have Learned Down in the Cellar:

1) What Goatse looks like

2) What a blumpkin is
SteveDallas • May 16, 2006 5:31 pm
I would like to teach Brianna about item #3 that she didn't know before! ;)
glatt • May 16, 2006 5:34 pm
Hey, to be fair, you also got an earful on the different Enterprises.
Trilby • May 16, 2006 5:35 pm
Weren't you banned from Brianna's House of Pleasure? ;)

Ah, hell. You can come in!

Now. What's number three?
SteveDallas • May 16, 2006 5:48 pm
I don't know. I mean, it'd have to be something you didn't already know about, and I'm not sure what that covers.

As for a real answer.... well, let's just say I have some violent fantasies about certain people.
skysidhe • May 16, 2006 7:33 pm
mr noodle, I like your style.

alright, I was stretching in my imagination for some bad stuff too.

How about sneaking into the theater. When the attendant confronts me I hand him/her a 100 dollar bill and ask him to please buy me a ticket and keep the change.
Kagen4o4 • May 16, 2006 7:48 pm
briannas inner thighs as ear warmers.
thrillhouse • May 16, 2006 8:13 pm
i want to spank someone. . . . he knows who he might be. . . .
DucksNuts • May 17, 2006 12:52 am
Hmmm, well shit, i cant think of anything. :(
Spexxvet • May 17, 2006 9:46 am
mrnoodle wrote:
A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.


edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Ok, a Jessica Alba blumpkin for Mr. Mo-fucking-hammed Noodle.


I'd like to have...:o ...I'd like to have....:blush: ...I'd like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. (Monty Python):footpyth:

I'd like to have a threesome with Brianna and Cheyenne. But don't tell them.:3some:
Elspode • May 17, 2006 3:57 pm
And now, for the winning entry in this thread:

I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me.

There. I've said it. How could *anyone* want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street.
glatt • May 17, 2006 4:31 pm
Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.
Elspode • May 17, 2006 4:46 pm
Yeah, but I'm doing it for selfish reasons. Truly, the man deserves rest and peace. He's been suffering from emphysema for several years now, and this past year has been just awful. At last report, he is constantly feeling as though he cannot get his breath even though his sats are good, and he claims that he is in terrible, constant pain.

I should be wishing for mercy and gentle passing for him courtesy of his God, and not worrying about my petty problems at all.
mrnoodle • May 17, 2006 4:55 pm
Don't feel too bad about it. There's inconvenience, and there's Inconvenience. A death throws everything into an uproar; while there's not really any way to plan around one, you can hope for a lull in the action before starting on the emotional rollercoaster.
skysidhe • May 17, 2006 4:58 pm
They say life is for the living. There's no ill will for wanting it to go smoothly.
Cheyenne • May 17, 2006 5:12 pm
I want my Boss. He is married so it is a nono. Every time we talk i get "those" feelings. When he visits my office i get turned on like you can not believe. If not for an EEO scare I would plant my lips right on his. Dayam he is yumskers!
mrnoodle • May 17, 2006 5:22 pm
I told you, my office is open anytime. Stop fighting it. I want you too. *pucker*
Cheyenne • May 17, 2006 5:24 pm
promise not to file an EEO against me? :D
mrnoodle • May 17, 2006 6:31 pm
I don't even know how.
xoxoxoBruce • May 17, 2006 6:40 pm
Aw, sure you do, just put your lips together and.......;)
DucksNuts • May 17, 2006 7:32 pm
...make sure you lots of tongue and make slurpy noises!! Bosses love that!!
KinkyVixen • May 17, 2006 8:08 pm
Get paid for not working...
Be with someone I can't be with...
Sleep until I don't know what day it is...
Smoke myself retarded...
and...
pierce myself...lol...that's not really bad is it?
Cheyenne • May 17, 2006 9:27 pm
DucksNuts wrote:
...make sure you lots of tongue and make slurpy noises!! Bosses love that!!



i would love to have my boss love it. oh....my.....god..... to think of it! *touches self*
Elspode • May 17, 2006 9:45 pm
I'm sure he's shallow and grotesque. Looks aren't everything.

Oh...you didn't mean that you wanted to have relationship with him, did you?

Carry on.
Pie • May 17, 2006 9:45 pm
The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!
marichiko • May 17, 2006 10:48 pm
I wanna be there when the IRS calls in the ax murderer for a tax audit and he has to explain where that extra $13,000 plus came from. I know I should forgive him, but I don't. I'd also like to see his current GF give him a blumpkin and then laugh in her face afterward. Finally, I'd like to see the entire US government from the lowliest civil servant on up to W. sent into exile and the US given a chance to start over.
Cheyenne • May 18, 2006 12:12 am
Elspode wrote:
I'm sure he's shallow and grotesque. Looks aren't everything.

Oh...you didn't mean that you wanted to have relationship with him, did you?

Carry on.


you talkin' 'bout my boss? *puts up dukes*

He is a brain! Has the voice of a god (loved his voice before i met him) and is yummy looking too.

I had a problem on an RC28 (364 customers down) I called him, he pulled over to the side of the road and walked myself and the Sonet tech through troubleshooting for 2 hours...all from memory (he has not been craft for 8 years+). After we found the problem (DS3 Mapper card) he said:"ok, now to the dirty heart of the problem, look at the filter". damned if he wasn't right. the filter was so dirty dust fell like rocks to the floor. The tech whose place I tooke had not changed any filters in any of my offices for 4 years. *thinks the last tech is a moron*

*is in lust*
romuh doog • May 18, 2006 12:20 am
I've lived on the island of misfit toys for so long, I haven't any dreams left.
lumberjim • May 18, 2006 12:24 am
Pie wrote:
The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!


it's the bad things you want.
Ibby • May 18, 2006 2:20 am
When Pie doesn't turn up anymore, at least we know what happened...
skysidhe • May 18, 2006 8:53 pm
Originally Posted by Pie
The whole damn administration to drop dead. There, I said it. Come'n get me, NSA!


lumberjim wrote:
it's the bad things you want.



:lol:2
skysidhe • May 18, 2006 8:57 pm
woah my emoticon didn't work.
capnhowdy • May 18, 2006 9:02 pm
I'd like to have been the Marine that arrested Saddam Hussein. He'd have needed no trial. Only dirt over his sorry ass face.

( feels better now.....reaches for whisky......)
Cheyenne • May 18, 2006 10:25 pm
capnhowdy wrote:
I'd like to have been the Marine that arrested Saddam Hussein. He'd have needed no trial. Only dirt over his sorry ass face.

( feels better now.....reaches for whisky......)



*holds out glass*

share please.
xoxoxoBruce • May 18, 2006 10:37 pm
Ah.....Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women.......:blush:
Cheyenne • May 18, 2006 10:44 pm
so where are these women??
xoxoxoBruce • May 18, 2006 10:50 pm
Ya know....that's exactly what I said. :smack:
Cheyenne • May 19, 2006 1:45 am
nut uh! you said: "Ah.....Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women"

silly kiss hug guy. all ya gotta do is scroll up to see them is differnet words! sheesh! :p
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 2:01 am
I want it ALL!
Dope, wild women, satanic rituals, bad checks, wallpaper that does not match, camel toe, guns, fireworks, sleeping in, tube tops, absolute chaos!
DucksNuts • May 19, 2006 6:49 am
noooo you dont want camel toe!!!
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 7:27 am
I'm eeeevvvillll I tells ya'!
Sun_Sparkz • May 19, 2006 9:27 am
i agree rkzenrage. cept not bout the camel toe.

I want to be high, i want to be dancing in the dark with lots of strangers, i want lots of wild mysterious males and females, i want to be in a jungle acting like an animal, i want what cheyenne wants, i want lots and lots of easy money, i want to be self indulgent and selfish, i want to tread on you and i want to you like it!
Cheyenne • May 19, 2006 9:34 am
you want my boss Sun?? No! *takes out mega gun* keep back i tell ya! keep back!!

He is mine! All mine!!!! wait a minute.....he is married.....REALLY married.....
dammit!

i still get dibs when he wants me and my bad self. :p
skysidhe • May 19, 2006 9:40 am
rkzenrage wrote:
I want it ALL!
Dope, wild women, satanic rituals, bad checks, wallpaper that does not match, camel toe, guns, fireworks, sleeping in, tube tops, absolute chaos!



lol , good collection there rk....@ sounds like fun :D



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I want to be the high priced escort. I want clothes sex and no calling me in the morning. :p
Pie • May 19, 2006 10:22 am
lumberjim wrote:
it's the bad things you want.

As a child I was told that it's bad to want anyone to die. YMMV.
Since I'm still posting, I guess the NSA is still working through their backlog of phone records. :tinfoil:
- Pie
Sun_Sparkz • May 19, 2006 10:54 am
Cheyenne wrote:
you want my boss Sun?? No! *takes out mega gun* keep back i tell ya! keep back!!

He is mine! All mine!!!! wait a minute.....he is married.....REALLY married.....
dammit!

i still get dibs when he wants me and my bad self. :p



hahah.. sorry chey... *backs away slowly*

i actually didnt mean YOUR boss ;)
SteveDallas • May 19, 2006 11:12 am
Cheyenne wrote:
He is mine! All mine!!!! wait a minute.....he is married.....REALLY married.....

Why is that stopping you? Surely she doesn't deserve him? Or, at least, not nearly as much as YOU deserve him.... :D
Sun_Sparkz • May 19, 2006 11:39 am
is it just a young girl thing or does everyone have crushed on their older, opp sex bosses. is it a power thing? what it is? its damn annoying anyway.. the one person in the comany you have to impress the most and your a stuttering mess around them
thrillhouse • May 19, 2006 12:17 pm
negative on the young-girl-thing. it happens to the old girls too.

its all about the power. oh yeah, and daddy baggage. :right:
thrillhouse • May 19, 2006 12:28 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Ah.....Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women.......:blush:


:coughs, throws up and passes out:

fun times.
thrillhouse • May 19, 2006 12:34 pm
Sun_Sparkz wrote:
i agree rkzenrage. cept not bout the camel toe.

I want to be high, i want to be dancing in the dark with lots of strangers, i want lots of wild mysterious males and females, i want to be in a jungle acting like an animal, i want what cheyenne wants, i want lots and lots of easy money, i want to be self indulgent and selfish, i want to tread on you and i want to you like it!


Burning Man. :D
SteveDallas • May 19, 2006 1:01 pm
Sun_Sparkz wrote:
is it just a young girl thing or does everyone have crushed on their older, opp sex bosses. is it a power thing? what it is? its damn annoying anyway.. the one person in the comany you have to impress the most and your a stuttering mess around them

"ummm... Miss Sparkz.... there seems to be a problem with this expense report... please step into my office. Yes, close the door behind you."
xoxoxoBruce • May 19, 2006 5:07 pm
Cheyenne wrote:
nut uh! you said: "Ah.....Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild Wild Women"

silly kiss hug guy. all ya gotta do is scroll up to see them is differnet words! sheesh! :p
I want names, addresses, phone numbers, naked photos.....and I want them now. :vikingsmi
thrillhouse • May 19, 2006 5:13 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
I want names, addresses, phone numbers, naked photos.....and I want them now. :vikingsmi


manohman, you're sure frisky this friday.:D
Kagen4o4 • May 19, 2006 6:56 pm
Sun_Sparkz wrote:
is it just a young girl thing or does everyone have crushed on their older, opp sex bosses. is it a power thing? what it is? its damn annoying anyway.. the one person in the comany you have to impress the most and your a stuttering mess around them


youre fired. now what are you going to do to get your job back?
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 7:07 pm
I've got a nice shiny penny with your name on it... now find it!
DucksNuts • May 19, 2006 7:09 pm
Sun_Sparkz wrote:
is it just a young girl thing or does everyone have crushed on their older, opp sex bosses. is it a power thing? what it is? its damn annoying anyway.. the one person in the comany you have to impress the most and your a stuttering mess around them


Blah, I could post a pic of my boss in lycra (he's a cyclist), better still, I could post a pic of him in his arseless chaps at a fancy dress party...but I would be sick.

Hey, he's fun, but theres noooo sexual attraction there.

I think I prefer Chey's boss, any positions vacant there Chey??? :p
Cheyenne • May 20, 2006 3:07 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
I want names, addresses, phone numbers, naked photos.....and I want them now. :vikingsmi



me, myself and i


my place


1-800-555-2469

soon as you arrive. ;)
Kagen4o4 • May 20, 2006 3:25 am
2469, i like that one
Cheyenne • May 20, 2006 8:59 am
Kagen4o4 wrote:
2469, i like that one



When the company I work for went to a paperless practice...my boss called me in and says: "pick two letters and four numbers for the new elink"

I had no idea wtf he was on about. I was a telephone operator at the time and a few friends I knew had that or another combination for their home phone numbers. So I pick my then initials and 2469. Had I known then what I know now...... _ _ 2469 is going to be my Employee ID for nearly every entity in the company for the rest of my days until I retire. :redface:
Spexxvet • May 20, 2006 10:19 am
Chey's boss: "excuse me Ms. 2469, but I was on the Cellar yesterday, and couldn't help but notice a similarity between you and a certain Cellarite. I've been a bad boy, would you spank me?"
romuh doog • May 20, 2006 11:28 am
why go for someone who spanks? I have whips.
Cheyenne • May 20, 2006 2:26 pm
Spexxvet wrote:
Chey's boss: "excuse me Ms. 2469, but I was on the Cellar yesterday, and couldn't help but notice a similarity between you and a certain Cellarite. I've been a bad boy, would you spank me?"



anything my boss would want i think i would do. :doit:
Shocker • May 20, 2006 2:42 pm
Cheyenne wrote:
anything my boss would want i think i would do. :doit:


Hmmmm....Hey I think I have an opening at my place of employment if you are interested LOL ;)
skysidhe • May 20, 2006 2:47 pm
Cheyenne wrote:
anything my boss would want i think i would do. :doit:



I wound'nt like the posibility of bieng held blackmail by my job ( paycheck) or my position underhim. ( when he got bored )

lol! No pun intended :p
marichiko • May 20, 2006 4:53 pm
I was in love with my boss, too, at one point. He was about 10 years older than me, had a degree in philosophy from Yale, was a poet, and was one of the wittiest intelligent men you could ever hope to meet. Not to mention drop dead beautiful. Alas, we both married at the time.

We were the two library faculty members who had the responsibility of keeping the Ft. Lewis Collge library open during the summer break. Needless to say, the place was dead and we never had enough to do. I once filled his office with reptile and insect specimans from the bio department as a sign of my hopeless crush on him. He retaliated by placing a collection of smurfs in my office. It was like Jr. High or something. We spent many quiet late summer afternoons sitting on the front steps of the library, gazing at the La Plata mountains, talking about poetry and philosophy and SMOKING TOBACCO CIGARETTES (oh, evil me!)

We never once were in any way inappropriate with one another, but it was one of the wildest intellectual love affairs I've ever had. I like to think that this was true for him also. I'm also glad we didn't break up our marriages over it.
Cheyenne • May 20, 2006 7:37 pm
skysidhe wrote:
I wound'nt like the posibility of bieng held blackmail by my job ( paycheck) or my position underhim. ( when he got bored )

lol! No pun intended :p


he is married, i would have the upper hand. ;)
xoxoxoBruce • May 21, 2006 12:14 am
That would depend on his wife. ;)
Cheyenne • May 21, 2006 3:49 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
That would depend on his wife. ;)


nah.... i will slap the biatch down! :p

(is only playin', boss has to high of an integrity to cheat) *so does cheyenne* *cheyenne don't share!*
skysidhe • May 21, 2006 3:58 am
Sorry if I came off being selfrighteous. It wasn't really the cheating. I am not so full of integrity. I am just self preserving and always thinking of the bottom line. Which happens to be me.


You see
I am not so free loving and big beautiful hearted like you Chey. You jump in with both feet. I admire that. :)
footfootfoot • May 21, 2006 8:05 am
I had a bit of trouble thinking of the bad things I want. In the world of me, if I want it it cannot be bad. :) That being said, and having read the above posts, it seems like I will have to start hiring employees...
Spexxvet • May 22, 2006 11:24 am
Cheyenne wrote:
anything my boss would want i think i would do. :doit:

Did I hear someone mention blumpkin?
capnhowdy • May 22, 2006 6:44 pm
not on this site. no. never.
thrillhouse • May 22, 2006 6:50 pm
footfootfoot wrote:
I had a bit of trouble thinking of the bad things I want. In the world of me, if I want it it cannot be bad. :)



i have to laugh at that because i am the exact opposite. :o

i figure, if i want it . . . . it must be bad.
xoxoxoBruce • May 22, 2006 9:32 pm
I want McCartney's ex....and his 600 million. :blush:
Beestie • May 22, 2006 11:39 pm
I wish I didn't do the bad things I don't do for the right reasons.
mrnoodle • May 23, 2006 10:36 am
You'd rather not do them for the wrong reasons? Or you'd rather do them?
skysidhe • May 23, 2006 10:41 am
I want school to be over. School should be over when childrens brain cells start to die. I mean if I have to see that glazed over look just one ....more...day.

That's bad huh?
rkzenrage • May 23, 2006 10:52 am
I wanna' rub spaghetti-o's all over my body and expose myself to the Cellar Ladies!
SteveDallas • May 23, 2006 11:04 am
Do they have to be spaghettis-os? Would Chef Boy-ar-dee ravioli work?
Spexxvet • May 23, 2006 11:07 am
Can they play ring toss on rkzenrage with the O's?
rkzenrage • May 23, 2006 11:31 am
Spexxvet wrote:
Can they play ring toss on rkzenrage with the O's?

You cut me... you cut me deep. :sniff:
Spexxvet • May 23, 2006 11:33 am
Did I say Speghetti-O's? I meant hoola-hoops. I always confuse those two. :rolleyes:
rkzenrage • May 23, 2006 11:57 am
:)
Kagen4o4 • May 23, 2006 5:36 pm
nah you were right the first time with the spagetti-o's
;)
Trilby • May 23, 2006 5:45 pm
The bad thing I want is Kagen...mmmmmmmm...Kagen....:yum:
Kagen4o4 • May 23, 2006 7:30 pm
now now bri, the doctor said if you have anymore of me you'll need a new pelvis and coccyx :doit:
Trilby • May 23, 2006 9:06 pm
Kagen4o4 wrote:
you'll need a new...coccyx :doit:


I thought he said you'd be the one needing the new coccyx ;) sweetie!
Kagen4o4 • May 23, 2006 10:24 pm
i think you miss heard what i would need a new one of.
Sun_Sparkz • May 24, 2006 4:57 am
is it bad that i cant stop thinking of a man covered in spaghetti now?

mmmmm and parmeson cheeeese ;)
DucksNuts • May 24, 2006 5:13 am
Does he come with a lil frankfurts?
Trilby • May 24, 2006 8:08 am
If all he's got is a lil frankfurt, I don't want him.
Cheyenne • May 24, 2006 9:25 am
Spexxvet wrote:
Can they play ring toss on rkzenrage with the O's?


rkzenrage wrote:
You cut me... you cut me deep. :sniff:


*falls off chair laughing* :lol2:
Shocker • May 24, 2006 2:10 pm
Brianna wrote:
If all he's got is a lil frankfurt, I don't want him.



Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun? ;)
Cheyenne • May 24, 2006 2:47 pm
Shocker wrote:
Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun? ;)



what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.
Shocker • May 24, 2006 2:56 pm
Cheyenne wrote:
what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.


Well I was just trying to make a funny, but it seems I failed miserably at that.:greenface

I guess it's a good thing I don't have a small frank then.:rolleyes:
SteveDallas • May 24, 2006 3:01 pm
Cheyenne wrote:
what a crock of bologne. only those with small franks believe such a statement.

But what about putting it in the buns? That part is OK, right?
Trilby • May 24, 2006 4:51 pm
Actually, I have been known to bless and kiss and love on a lil frankfurt...more than he was worth, to tell the truth. I've been BURNED by a lil frankfurt.
Flint • May 24, 2006 4:56 pm
Money.
Kagen4o4 • May 24, 2006 5:22 pm
Shocker wrote:
Hasn't anyone ever told you that it's not the size of the frankfurt that's important, but how it gets put it in the bun? ;)



no, its how well you can lick then bun to make the bun kick you off the end of the bed, crawl into a ball, struggle to breath and jerk violently at the slightest touch for the next 20min.
Spexxvet • May 24, 2006 6:29 pm
Kagen4o4 wrote:
no, its how well you can lick then bun to make the bun kick you off the end of the bed, crawl into a ball, struggle to breath and jerk violently at the slightest touch for the next 20min.

That's right. It's not how big the frankfurter is, it's how long and how well you lick the taco. Oh, and how many battery operated devices you use, and how creative you can be. :drool: And, boys and girls, never forget the third finger.;) I am a sex god - in my dreams. Well, in the wet ones, anyway.
Cheyenne • May 24, 2006 7:15 pm
Shocker wrote:
Well I was just trying to make a funny, but it seems I failed miserably at that.:greenface

I guess it's a good thing I don't have a small frank then.:rolleyes:


i knowz ya wuz :p


and ayup, good thang. *takes a peek at shocks package*
Ibby • May 25, 2006 2:18 am
Wow.

Just, wow.
Sun_Sparkz • May 25, 2006 7:01 am
small frankfurt over here anyday! those big ones are more trouble than they are worth.

a nice sized bun and a moderate to small sized frankfert is very satisfying thank you very much. Oh, and the smaller the frankie - the more times your can put it into the bun without the bun, eh, breaking in half.

Dont forget the sauce!!!
Ibby • May 25, 2006 11:24 am
The best part is eating it, though... what good's a bun OR a hot dog if you dont put it in your mouth?
Shocker • May 27, 2006 2:17 pm
All these comparisons to hotdogs, frankfurts, and buns... obviously the physical nature of the tools may resemble these items, but if you are gonna talk about what to do with em, making coffee is a much better example...

Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.

You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.


So who wants some coffee? ;)
Kagen4o4 • May 28, 2006 12:42 am
making love is like watching an old broken tv. you turn its knobs and if that doesnt work you slap it around a bit. if its not satisfying you have to keep getting up and moving around for whats going on to make any sense. and the only way to really enjoy it is to put on a video.
xoxoxoBruce • May 28, 2006 9:57 am
Gee Kagen, I never realized you are such a romantic.:unsure:
Kagen4o4 • May 28, 2006 8:45 pm
i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean ;)



:unsure:
Trilby • May 28, 2006 9:30 pm
Kagen4o4 wrote:
i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean ;)



:unsure:



No, I'm not quite sure I do know what you mean. Do tell! :D
Kagen4o4 • May 28, 2006 11:33 pm
note the :unsure: that indicates i have no idea what it means either. but im sure it would be quite kinky.
skysidhe • Jun 7, 2006 10:04 am
I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!



I want to go to an all you can eat buffet and try only the desserts. One right after the other. J/K!
Spexxvet • Jun 7, 2006 11:36 am
Kagen4o4 wrote:
i dont want to brag but i have shown a few women that a dvd can be better than a VHS if you know what i mean ;)



:unsure:

dvd! hahahahahahahahaha :lol:
Elspode • Jun 7, 2006 12:36 pm
[QUOTE=skysidhe]I want to go to someones house with a bar and try every drink I havn't yet tried. This might require frequent trips to the bathroom and the possiblity of being taken advantage of. ' I would hope' :P J/K!
[QUOTE]

Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 7, 2006 10:07 pm


Wouldn't being taken advantage of in the bathroom get a bit, um...messy? And you don't have to be soused to be taken advantage of. Just being cooperative, willing and flirtatious usually gets the job done.
Or show up naked. ;)
Crimson Ghost • Jun 8, 2006 12:15 am
[SIZE=2]I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've seen the future. You know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin, sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing, "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener." - Denis Leary

I want to be the Roman Centurion who nailed The Christ to the cross.
I want to be the SS officer who decided who lived or died as they got off the train.
I want to be the serial killer who got way.
I want to be the dictator who massacred his people.
I want to deep-fry your corpse and eat for a week.
I want to watch the world bleed to death.
I want to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you.

Just some of the bad things I want.
[/SIZE]
wolf • Jun 8, 2006 1:58 am
Right now I could do with an entire spice cake.
skysidhe • Jun 11, 2006 11:32 pm
@ elspode ,

haha, well the 'being taken advantage of' was an afterthought and separate from the bathroom but I know you were teasing. grr @ typing appearing so bland. :)

@ bruce, If I ever did such a thing , nakedness would be a given. If the sparks fly ....or I'm drunk enough.:P
skysidhe • Jun 11, 2006 11:38 pm
wolf wrote:
Right now I could do with an entire spice cake.



mmmm fellow pastry lover
primal muse • Jun 20, 2006 9:38 pm
right now i really want tacos from jack in the box. unfortunaetly i am on a diet and totally cheated yesterday. :(
AlternateGray • Jun 21, 2006 7:54 am
Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.
Griff • Jun 21, 2006 8:00 am
Welcome to the cellar , I've got a funny feeling you're gonna fit in here.
AlternateGray • Jun 21, 2006 8:13 am
Thanks. Yeah, I looked around a little bit, and realized that I'd found a home.
Kagen4o4 • Jun 21, 2006 10:23 pm
just stay out of the room marked "Kagen's play house". only special Cellarites get the key to that room. well as soon as it gets walls anyway
Trilby • Jun 21, 2006 10:32 pm
Is no one here alarmed at all about what crimson ghostie wants?
capnhowdy • Jun 21, 2006 10:40 pm
alarmed?

I wasn't even alerted.
Kagen4o4 • Jun 22, 2006 12:54 am
it was a denis leary speech wasnt it?
skysidhe • Jun 22, 2006 2:33 am
AlternateGray wrote:
Let's see... a divorce, and a harem. A quiet, over-libidinous harem... full of physicists... gorgeous ones, who double as bodyguards, with handguns in thigh holsters and miniskirts so short, they could carry a change of clothes in a matchbox... To protect me and my billions of dollars earned through gun-running and arms dealing. That's a start. Oh yeah, and I want my own religion, one that comes with promiscuous 21-year old norwegian altar-girls.




good. very good


...... I mean bad...yeah very bad.....


I can't think of the bad things I want.



oh yeah, how about living in a harem with pink fuzzy toliet seat covers. Lingerie for every occassion and the right to choose.


or how about being immortal. That's immortal not immoral. :p
AlternateGray • Jun 22, 2006 4:35 am
skysidhe wrote:
I can't think of the bad things I want.


Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 22, 2006 6:29 am
Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part. ;)
Kagen4o4 • Jun 22, 2006 7:22 am
i want a dollar for everytime xoB says ";)"
Sundae • Jun 22, 2006 8:32 am
I want my ex-colleague to contract some kind of disease that makes her put on weight regardless of what she eats. Then she won't be able to torture her new colleagues who are on diets by saying, "Oh I've never been on a diet, I just stop eating when I'm no longer hungry". Yes, because you are 4'9" and have a stomach the size of a pickled walnut!

Oh and I'd quite like her daughter to catch crabs.
Spexxvet • Jun 22, 2006 10:33 am
AlternateGray wrote:
Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.

Include greed and you've got a republican.
skysidhe • Jun 22, 2006 10:44 am
AlternateGray wrote:
Hmmm.... An untarnished soul... someone needs to get to work on this one, quick.

It'll take time, but I think I could set you up with an addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden. Just let me know when you're ready.


whoo hoo , see? I knew a thread like this would pay off.



I was like so ready yesterday! 'cause I already have have the overall penchant I am just too pooped to pop but do
have to work on it for real. My root chankra says so.
( see other thread lol):blush:





xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Sure, "addiction of your choice, a few deviant fetishes and an overall penchant for all things Forbidden" are easy.
Proving these are "bad" things is the hard part. ;)


exactly. .....I should have used 'addiction of your choice' and 'diviant fetishes' as my catch line instead of the word bad. It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;)



Kagen4o4 wrote:
i want a dollar for everytime xoB says ";)"


I want to be like kagen. That would be a bad thing. I'd be witty but I'd also have to shave. Nah. I'll just stay lame.
AlternateGray • Jun 22, 2006 11:06 am
[QUOTE=skysidhe] It's not like we want to rob a bank or something.huh;QUOTE]

Umm... Noooo. Of course not. Never.

(Adds to list)
skysidhe • Jun 22, 2006 11:18 am
hehehe


now remember I said a bank and not a '7 eleven store' :p;)



ooh I thought of one!


I want to go to my neighbors yard cut the flowers down and make myself a bouquet. Now I'm cook'in. ...yep



I want free car repair. I want the shop guy to tell me my battery is free!
Trilby • Jun 22, 2006 11:52 am
I want everyone I hate to spontaneously combust.
Shawnee123 • Jun 22, 2006 1:29 pm
I want money
Tse Moana • Jun 23, 2006 7:31 pm
Bad thing I want... someone else to write my paper for me and me getting the credit.
footfootfoot • Jun 23, 2006 11:44 pm
Tse Moana wrote:
Bad thing I want... someone else to write my paper for me and me getting the credit.


Good thing you're in the Netherlands because you'll never be president of the United States with an attitude like that. That's our national M.O.
wolf • Jun 24, 2006 1:50 am
Tse Moana wrote:
Bad thing I want... someone else to write my paper for me and me getting the credit.


termpapers.com

But everybody else you know probably shops there too. Your only saving grace is that since you'd have to translate the paper into Dutch on your own, you're less likely to get caught when your prof feeds your paper through the stolen term paper matching software.
Tse Moana • Jun 24, 2006 9:02 am
Ah yes but I'm writing my paper (it's my bachelor paper) in English...

It's about 5th century Frisia and where the people came from that lived there in that period (cause the original inhabitants had moved away already by then) and some stuff about the contact they had with England.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 24, 2006 1:24 pm
Shawnee123 wrote:
I want money
Money is NOT a bad thing.........although having it sometimes is.:yelgreedy
capnhowdy • Jun 24, 2006 10:40 pm
not having it ALWAYS is.
Griff • Jun 25, 2006 8:52 am
Tse Moana wrote:

It's about 5th century Frisia ...

[Mr]I like Frisian horsies.[/helpful]

I was going to offer a trade to take my writtens and orals but I did the writtens yesterday.

It sounds like a cool topic anyway, what kinds of original sources are you finding?
SteveDallas • Jun 25, 2006 12:16 pm
Sundae Girl wrote:
I want my ex-colleague to contract some kind of disease that makes her put on weight regardless of what she eats. Then she won't be able to torture her new colleagues who are on diets by saying, "Oh I've never been on a diet, I just stop eating when I'm no longer hungry". Yes, because you are 4'9" and have a stomach the size of a pickled walnut!

Oh and I'd quite like her daughter to catch crabs.

So it's clear why you don't like the cow-orker. What's wrong with the daughter?

Are you sure you aren't Dorothy Parker? :angel:
skysidhe • Jun 25, 2006 1:19 pm
Brianna wrote:
I want everyone I hate to spontaneously combust.



Terrible thing for a self loather to wish for. :yeldead:
Trilby • Jun 25, 2006 1:37 pm
skysidhe wrote:
Terrible thing for a self loather to wish for. :yeldead:


yeah, I was in a bad mood that day.
xoxoxoBruce • Jun 25, 2006 3:06 pm
Well, I did feel a burning sensation. :lol:
Tse Moana • Jun 25, 2006 6:01 pm
Griff wrote:
[Mr]I like Frisian horsies.[/helpful]

I was going to offer a trade to take my writtens and orals but I did the writtens yesterday.

It sounds like a cool topic anyway, what kinds of original sources are you finding?


It is a cool topic, I just have a hard time motivating myself and being all disciplined and stuff.

As for original sources, since I study archaeology, there's loads of original sources. Excavations have shown that the original inhabitants of the area had almost all moved away by the late third, early fourth century AD. So, the inhabitants that came after them must have come from somewhere but that is not well known. Consensus is now generally that it are German tribes who moved in but the physical evidence of that is limited.

Other point of the paper is the contact between the people in Frisia and people in England. We know from archaeological evidence that the contact was there, it just needs clarifying of when did it began and why did it happen and who came, just military type groups or family groups.