You're all banned

Undertoab • May 8, 2006 10:50 am
is it too early to joke about this?

anyway, you're all banned. except lj. he's ok. oh, and griff.
Cyclefrance • May 8, 2006 10:55 am
I think you can be banned for banning everyone like that....
Flint • May 8, 2006 11:45 am
"...disparaging the boot is a bootable offense!"
mrnoodle • May 8, 2006 11:49 am
Reported.
xoxoxoBruce • May 8, 2006 12:10 pm
I was afraid of this when that name appeared as the newest member the other day.:rolleyes:
Flint • May 8, 2006 12:24 pm
Have you ever used a board where the font of the usernames makes cloning hard to spot? Like a "y" could be posted as a "v" or a space as a "_" because the underline obscures the difference? I don't think effective visual clones are possible here.
Undertoab • May 8, 2006 1:14 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
I was afraid of this when that name appeared as the newest member the other day.:rolleyes:



afraid? there there. it's okay. now now. nothing to be afraid of. until i create xoxoxBruce, that is.....mwuuhuuhuhuuuuuuuoooooo!
xoxoxoBruce • May 8, 2006 3:39 pm
Often imitated, never duplicated. :p
WabUfvot5 • May 8, 2006 7:43 pm
Dang, I forgot to put my dyslexia hat on today.
richlevy • May 8, 2006 8:01 pm
So does this mean I need to grab richleevy, richleavy, etc? I'm not even sure if user names are case insensitive, so maybe RichLevy is wide open.:eek:
capnhowdy • May 8, 2006 10:34 pm
this too, sucks.
Kagen4o4 • May 8, 2006 11:18 pm
damn agers
Flint • May 8, 2006 11:24 pm
Kagen4o4 wrote:
damn agers

:::gets all defensive and shit:::
lumberjim • May 8, 2006 11:29 pm
Flint wrote:
:::gets all defensive and shit:::


HA!

ok, everyone can lay off the ag folk now. they've earned their keep. this alone is worth the baggage. Flint, you have justified you're existence with me, anyway. that's the funniest fucking thing i've seen on here for a long time.

i'd post lol, but i want to be clear that i actually guffawed in a room alone.

if anyone had any doubt about who Untertoab was, let me set the record straight. It's Griff.
Flint • May 8, 2006 11:38 pm
LJ, you big softie! You're like . . . my big brother, or something! :::blushing:::

btw: CBOL or :::CBOL:::@< whatever > (chuckled briefly out loud) is a more realistic alternative to the standard "lolz!!!1!!1!1!" or "rolftomato"s

P.S. nice setup, Kagen4o4
Elspode • May 9, 2006 12:08 am
I agree that the AG'ers who have stuck it out have melded nicely with the program. They have been assimilated. :borg:
Flint • May 9, 2006 12:11 am
...I still object to the idea that I've "changed" in order to "fit in" . . .
Kagen4o4 • May 9, 2006 12:20 am
"object" all you want. we've "all" changed to fit "in"

come on im just having a little fun :stickpoke
Flint • May 9, 2006 12:24 am
...that goddamn poke-poke smilie almost makes me want to break my personal "no smilies" rule...that and the "dedhorse" smilie . . .
Kagen4o4 • May 9, 2006 1:07 am
:wstupid:

come on, you know you want to :dedhorse:

its ever so much fun :morncoff:
DucksNuts • May 9, 2006 4:18 am
Dontcha just hate when you make your own rule and really wanna break it, but dont wanna look like a dick by breaking it?

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Kagen4o4 • May 9, 2006 6:39 am
thats why you never tell anyone your rules so it doesnt matter if you break them
:bonk:
Griff • May 9, 2006 6:44 am
lumberjim wrote:
It's Griff.


Insert vehement denial in large red font of death.
mrnoodle • May 9, 2006 1:24 pm
Reported.
thrillhouse • May 9, 2006 2:20 pm
mrnoodle wrote:
Reported.


reported.:p
rkzenrage • May 9, 2006 2:43 pm
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barefoot serpent • May 9, 2006 5:37 pm
[annoying kid voice] nya-nyah nya-nyah na nya-nyah can't ban meeeeee in the middle of the seeeeeeeea![/annoying kid voice]
rkzenrage • May 9, 2006 10:17 pm
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Kagen4o4 • May 9, 2006 10:20 pm
omg no...i never thought in a million years that i would ever see the "p" word on the cellar.

this isnt happening.

something has to be done!
rkzenrage • May 9, 2006 10:21 pm
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Oh, yes.. I went there... the door be open and it ain't-a' closin' now!
I done hipped ya' and you must comply!
Cheyenne • May 10, 2006 12:06 am
Flint wrote:
...that goddamn poke-poke smilie almost makes me want to break my personal "no smilies" rule...that and the "dedhorse" smilie . . .


Someone find a "poking a deadhorse" smilie and I think we got 'im. :D
zippyt • May 10, 2006 12:25 am
that Pwoned pic looks like something LJ would do !!!
xoxoxoBruce • May 10, 2006 8:39 pm
Ya needs ya an Oozinator :blush:
rkzenrage • May 12, 2006 5:26 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Ya needs ya an Oozinator :blush:

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Pedos invade the toy market... only a matter of time I guess.[/CENTER]
Cheyenne • May 12, 2006 7:03 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Ya needs ya an Oozinator :blush:


ewwie! it looks more like a "sperminator" the kid even jerked it off. :lol2:
rkzenrage • May 12, 2006 7:10 am
Cheyenne wrote:
ewwie! it looks more like a "sperminator" the kid even jerked it off. :lol2:

Hey, but they were very generous... money-shot right in the commercial and all.
xoxoxoBruce • May 12, 2006 9:11 pm
No girls in that commercial, guess that would have been pushing it too far.:lol:
Cheyenne • May 13, 2006 12:26 am
Before they know it, it will be the blind shooting the blind. :D
xoxoxoBruce • May 13, 2006 12:45 am
Couldn't they just do it until they need glasses? :blush:
Cheyenne • May 13, 2006 3:29 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Couldn't they just do it until they need glasses? :blush:


And how strong is your prescription?? :p
xoxoxoBruce • May 13, 2006 1:10 pm
Moi? :redface:
Cheyenne • May 13, 2006 3:34 pm
is your keyboard brail?
MaggieL • May 13, 2006 3:36 pm
Hey, I recognize that image. It's from the cover of Harry Potter and the Uncomforatble Oversexualization of Minors

But glasses can be cool. Look at Yomiko Readman from "Read or Die".

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...or Mizuho Kazimi from "Onegai Teacher"...


I'm just sayin'...
Elspode • May 14, 2006 12:07 pm
This is the sort of product and ad campaign that results when clueless Puritans are allowed into the market.

How the *fuck* could someone have seen that ad and not known what would be inferred? Or has Business just grown that goddamn callous in their subliminal messages?
wolf • May 14, 2006 4:44 pm
I really hate to have to say this out loud ... if we ignore their posts, they will become bored and go away.
lumberjim • May 14, 2006 9:24 pm
wolf, what the hell are you on about?
Cheyenne • May 14, 2006 11:27 pm
lumberjim wrote:
wolf, what the hell are you on about?



If I am not mistaken she is talking about AGer's. Little does she know that most of the recent new folks posting are NOT from AG. There are but a minute handful of us.

Frankly if wolf ignored all posts i might be inclined to stay forever. :p
rkzenrage • May 15, 2006 12:14 am
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
No girls in that commercial, guess that would have been pushing it too far.:lol:

Or shooting for the NAMBLA market?
Flint • May 16, 2006 12:53 pm
wolf wrote:
I really hate to have to say this out loud...if we ignore their posts, they will become bored and go away


...meaning . . . clone accounts? like the author of this thread?
limey • May 16, 2006 1:37 pm
I can't help thinking Umbertoad would have been so much prettier ... :rolleyes:
Undertoad • May 16, 2006 1:50 pm
Undentoad or Undertaod would probably fool more people.

[SIZE=1]learned that from reading spam[/SIZE]
Tonchi • May 16, 2006 3:45 pm
Should'a used Ubertoad :cool:
Undertoad • May 16, 2006 3:49 pm
Nudertoad
MaggieL • May 16, 2006 4:07 pm
&#467;ndertoad was allowed to register...and Ùndertoad was already taken. Messy.
SteveDallas • May 16, 2006 5:41 pm
Bruce, those look like the lenses on my glasses. Or at least my right one, the one that's -22.

Maggie, thank you for your thoughtful post. You've really given me a lot to . . . ummm . . . . think about.
mrnoodle • May 16, 2006 6:48 pm
Unclertoad might work if people weren't paying attention.
Happy Monkey • May 16, 2006 6:52 pm
Undert[SIZE=1]0[/SIZE]ad... Ok, so maybe that trick wouldn't work as a username.
Griff • May 16, 2006 6:52 pm
Ubertoad
JayMcGee • May 16, 2006 7:08 pm
Undertoed ...... genetic mutation?
xoxoxoBruce • May 16, 2006 7:09 pm
If this shit keeps up, it'll be ulcertoad. :eyebrow:
lumberjim • May 16, 2006 7:18 pm
Yes, yes, now you're getting it. i liked Unclertoad, nood. poor vision might fool someone.
Kagen4o4 • May 16, 2006 7:35 pm
Undertied? Superted?

i dunno, i wasnt listening. what are we doing?
NoBoxes • May 17, 2006 4:00 am
Undertoab's Undertoad was neither as Ubertoad as Undentoad, Undertaod or Unclertoad; nor, pretty like Umbertoad or as unusual as Undertoed. It may result in Ulcertoad if the idea isn't Undertowed.

It was Toadally awesome man, sorry you missed it!
capnhowdy • May 18, 2006 8:54 pm
Oh hell.....
Here I am!
And I thought we were all banned.
xoxoxoBruce • May 18, 2006 10:03 pm
I'm not banned, I'm Old Spice Sticked. ;)
zippyt • May 19, 2006 12:00 am
I'm Old Spice Sticked.

Bruce , I go to a plant where they make that stuff , along with MANY other SMELLY potions , hot , steamy , BUT it smells nice ;)
zippyt • May 19, 2006 12:27 am
Was that banned , or banded ??
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 12:45 am
This is banded...
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zippyt • May 19, 2006 1:02 am
True , but not silver duck banded .
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 1:03 am
True, but you can't load that with a VA/Latakia blend.
zippyt • May 19, 2006 1:21 am
No offence intended , but exactly WHAT is that slithering around in that fine pipe case , Maggots ???
Cheyenne • May 19, 2006 1:32 am
these are banned

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Cheyenne • May 19, 2006 1:33 am
hey, that don't look a thing like Clinton!
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 1:39 am
zippyt wrote:
No offence intended , but exactly WHAT is that slithering around in that fine pipe case , Maggots ???

Busted... I'm from hell.:angry:
NoBoxes • May 19, 2006 4:19 am
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[SIZE="4"]SHHHHHHH![/SIZE] Come closer [everyone huddles while UT isn't looking]. Listen up, here's the contingency plan. If we all get banned, we'll all come back from different IPs and re-register under variations of the username Buddha! Trust me, I've seen this plan work before. Now, go back to what you were doing and remember: This meeting never happened. :cool:


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Happy Monkey • May 19, 2006 6:38 am
zippyt wrote:
No offence intended , but exactly WHAT is that slithering around in that fine pipe case , Maggots ???
KHAAAAANN!
rkzenrage • May 19, 2006 7:23 am
You are now under my control... go get me a Guinness.
thrillhouse • May 19, 2006 7:53 am
make that two.:)
Cheyenne • May 19, 2006 9:41 am
thrillhouse wrote:
make that two.:)



*fetches two for the masters of my control*

would you like anything else masters?


*kneels on knees in the presence of greatness*
dar512 • May 19, 2006 11:51 am
zippyt wrote:
Was that banned , or banded ??

Wash biol surv?