The Cellar ISN'T perfect either!

I knew I liked this place for a reason. There had to be a dark side.

:blkwht:

Steve--if you'll take a minute you'll see that the "dark side" is really only ONE facet of ONE very disturbed personality that is exerting itself in the way it loves best: to polarize people.

BPD are never so happy as when they polarize and paralyze a group of people with their attention-whoring shit. The person who did this is on cloud nine--she's proven to herself that the world does, indeed, revolve around her.

Brianna wrote:

Steve--if you'll take a minute you'll see that the "dark side" is really only ONE facet of ONE very disturbed personality that is exerting itself in the way it loves best: to polarize people.

So you say. I'll give you a full report when my study is complete.




[SIZE="1"]Mork calling Orson, come in Orson![/SIZE]

Why do you kids always have to learn the hard way? :rolleyes:

Am I a kid if I'm 5 years younger than you? I think not!

SteveBsjb wrote:

Am I a kid if I'm 5 years younger than you? I think not!

Five years is a pretty long span of time for somebody your age. :-)
Seems to me I recall I have a daughter older than you...kid. :-)

No, just perfecter than anywhere else. :p

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

No, just perfecter than anywhere else. :p

So, are you saying it is perfecterliest?

i think steve is just a perfectist, he's prejudice against perfect people like us. lets perform a perfectionalization on him and watch his attitude change.

thats right, only we perfectalimungulus phrodibili maximus (or "super cool fun happy rad" in non-perfect speak) people can make up words

...perfecti-ca-ted. Please, peaple, please.

no, it isn't. not any more.

but still the most perfectest.

and oh hi! bigv

hey hey hey!

capnhowdy wrote:

no, it isn't. not any more.

I see problems here have been going on for a long time, Mr. Howdy. Luckily not as big as problems were in The Devil's Rejects.

I like this place. I just can't find the rule book. I always have this feeling that they would be written on the back of our heads if there were any.

I know there must be rules because my lack of IQ tells me I fail the bar at every turn.


I am trying to perfecterining myself.

skysidhe wrote:

I always have this feeling that they would be written on the back of our heads if there were any.

Get a handheld mirror, hold it up so you can read the rules in your bathroom mirror. The double mirror should correct the reverse writing.

skysidhe wrote:

I like this place. I just can't find the rule book. I always have this feeling that they would be written on the back of our heads if there were any.

The rules, from memory:

1. Don't try to break the board.

2. Don't try to use the board for anything illegal.

3. Don't be insufferably annoying.

wolf wrote:

The rules, from memory:

1. Don't try to break the board.

2. Don't try to use the board for anything illegal.

3. Don't be insufferably annoying.

You didn't like my mirror suggestion?

wolf wrote:

The rules, from memory:

1. Don't try to break the board.

2. Don't try to use the board for anything illegal.

3. Don't be insufferably annoying.

Is two outta three OK, Wolf?? huh? huh?

i dunno about number 2. ive been hiding hidden communist messages in my posts.

i was thinking about changing the "hiding hidden" part, then thought, "nah! fuck it!"

Of course you're hiding "hidden" messages! What else could you... oh, sorry, didn't notice that you said "fuck it".

Carry on.

so in retrospect you have hidden hidden messages then?

theyre double hidden. like in 1984 and double think. i hid them so well i dont even know i hid them

wolf wrote:

1. Don't try to break the board.

But how else can I practice my Karate? :ninja:

wolf wrote:

The rules, from memory:

1. Don't try to break the board.

2. Don't try to use the board for anything illegal.

3. Don't be insufferably annoying.

I like the word insufferable but there is a big gap between what one would find insufferable compared to another.

Like who's rules and is their tolerance level low or high. In some it seems low and discriminatory. I could be wrong.

richlevy wrote:

But how else can I practice my Karate? :ninja:

:lol:

richlevy wrote:

But how else can I practice my Karate? :ninja:

*pushes ex in front of rich*

there ya go, have at it....really hard like k?

Cheyenne wrote:

*pushes ex in front of rich*

there ya go, have at it....really hard like k?

:) You funny. haha .....

About the cellar not being perfect. I think
some cellar people are perfect :)

Don't we always admire what we ourselves are not?

No one is perfect (except for me :p). I have looked for the perfect man all my life. I gave up, there aren't any. lol



"the more men I meet the more I love my cats"

Cheyenne wrote:

No one is perfect (except for me :p). I have looked for the perfect man all my life. I gave up, there aren't any. lol



"the more men I meet the more I love my cats"

Never look for perfection. Only look for camaraderie and humor. Someone who dosn't want a mommy and dosn't want to spend your money while keeping theirs.


Needless to say, I am not looking so I enjoy my cats too :P



oh and yes, I think you ARE 'close' to perfect Chey.

Cheyenne wrote:

No one is perfect (except for me :p). I have looked for the perfect man all my life. I gave up, there aren't any. lol



"the more men I meet the more I love my cats"

The perfect man can't be found......because he doesn't want to be found. ;)

Cheyenne wrote:

"the more men I meet the more I love my cats"

You must have met some of my buddies from college, otherwise know as "the men that launched a thousand lesbians."

richlevy wrote:

You must have met some of my buddies from college, otherwise know as "the men that launched a thousand lesbians."

I believe I've dated some of that fraternity!

I'm only 'half' in that water tho.

richlevy wrote:

You must have met some of my buddies from college, otherwise know as "the men that launched a thousand lesbians."

Nope, I am not lesbian so I must have escaped his teenie peenie. :p


I love cats, not women. Dayam, I have a twat, why would I want another?

Same as an asshole...who needs two? :lol2:

Cheyenne wrote:

Nope, I am not lesbian so I must have escaped his teenie peenie. :p


I love cats, not women. Dayam, I have a twat, why would I want another?

Same as an asshole...who needs two? :lol2:

:lol:

Cheyenne wrote:

Nope, I am not lesbian so I must have escaped his teenie peenie. :p


I love cats, not women. Dayam, I have a twat, why would I want another?

Same as an asshole...who needs two? :lol2:

:wonders silently at the anatomy of the men Cheyenne associates (dates/cohabits/etc) with...Don't they have one too? Don't we all?:

i think chey is saying she is enough of an arsehole by herself. ;)

Cheyenne wrote:

No one is perfect (except for me :p). I have looked for the perfect man all my life. I gave up, there aren't any.

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“Well,” said Nasruddin, “to tell you the truth, I spent my youth looking for the perfect woman. Once, I met a beautiful and intelligent woman, but she was unkind. Then, I met a woman who was a wonderful and generous soul, but we had no common interests. One woman after another would seem just right, but there would always be something missing. Then, one day, I met her. Beautiful, intelligent, generous and kind. We had very much in common. In fact, she was perfect!”
“What happened?” asked Nasruddin’s friend, “Why didn’t you marry her?”
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