Cellar users are witty and use a lot of analogies, similies, and metaphors.

SteveBsjb • Apr 29, 2006 5:53 am
Not sure where I'm going with this, but the title is true.

Oh, and I'm speaking of others, not myself. I'd like to be able to wrap things up with a good tight analogy, rather than spouting on end.
JayMcGee • Apr 29, 2006 6:23 am
...but like all trolls living in the dark, they don't know when to stop pissin' in the wind...
Elspode • Apr 29, 2006 6:36 am
Steve, you are a remarkable Cellarite...you are equally balanced between insightful, self-revealing commentary, and pissass critiques of the community of which you are ostensibly a part.

Are you this dichotimous in your everyday life, or do you actively keep The Cellar as a hidden, guilty pleasure?
SteveBsjb • Apr 29, 2006 8:13 am
Pissass? (I thought this thread was complimentary, not critiqueing or "pissass".)

::: hopefully buys time while looking up "dichotimous" :::
SteveBsjb • Apr 29, 2006 8:15 am
Damn, man... it's not even spelled that way. Though now that I've looked it up, I don't agree that I am such.
Trilby • Apr 29, 2006 9:07 am
Witty? Literary? Intelligent?

Why, yes. Yes we are.
SteveBsjb • Apr 29, 2006 9:24 am
Adding your own adjectives, are you?
Trilby • Apr 29, 2006 9:43 am
Adjectives, adverbs, pronouns, past participles---I know them all, baby! ;)
Elspode • Apr 29, 2006 10:28 am
I was passing out from boredom at work, and so did not check my spelling. Good job catching that, though. And I did get the apparently complimentary bent of the thread. I was just a bit dubious (and I did check that spelling).
SteveBsjb • Apr 29, 2006 10:32 am
JayMcGee wrote:
...but like all trolls living in the dark, they don't know when to stop pissin' in the wind...


Well, Jay's the only one playing the game right. hehe!
Kagen4o4 • Apr 29, 2006 9:57 pm
"wow she calls you callow in here"
"you say that likes it bad"
"well it means frightened and weak willed"
"oh...shit, that was the only part of the letter i thought was complimentary"

im just one big slice of intelligent pie topped with a witty sauce
MaggieL • Apr 30, 2006 12:03 am
SteveBsjb wrote:
Damn, man... it's not even spelled that way.
Of course not. Everybody knows it's spelled "pizazz".
rkzenrage • Apr 30, 2006 12:39 am
I wanna' some jazz-hands when you say that!
Tonchi • Apr 30, 2006 12:43 am
Cellar users are witty and use a lot of analogies, similies, and metaphors because we are all cultured and highly educated. Or not.
wolf • May 3, 2006 2:24 pm
More importantly, we even think to use them in places like The Sex Thread.
SteveBsjb • May 3, 2006 2:26 pm
See? Further proof!