Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi
Hello,
Live in the great land down under, in the Gold capital of the world where we shovel dirt and crush rocks all day long and then drink all night long.
what are you doing up this late?
Yes it is about 3 am but its sunday and no work tomorrow so just exploring and discovering. Completely new at all this stuff I m lucky that the computer dosn't blow when I switch it on.
isn't it "aussie aussie oi oi oi" i mean "assie assie oi oi oi" sounds little....well.....ass-like.....
just giving you shite, mate. (my wife's from down under.) welcome to the cellar, form another newbie.
have a VB for me, if you will.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI AUSSIE OI AUSSIE OI AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI
thats the whole thing.
a kalgoorlie girl aye? i wouldnt mind some of your weather down here at the moment. im freezing my ducksnuts off.
ahem, who's nuts are you freezing off??
Its a tad nipply up this way too!
Hiya Dee :)
Hi ^^;;; I'm one country away from Australia though...
one world, onle love, one people.
one cellar
ohmigod, that was so deep, i just brought a tear to my own eye. excuse me while i go wash my labia.
Have you been smoking the same thing kagen has LJ??
i don't know. was he smoking pot?
I'm still trying to figure that out, he wouldnt share anyways, selfish bastard.
My liver is still recovering from my trip over there. That and my poor pinkie finger that I'm pretty sure I broke while we were riding horses in the Hinterlands.
I can't wait 'till next years trip! :drunk:
Broke your finger!
Didn't your Mama tell you drinking and riding don't mix? :haha:
ive been smoking the green stuff that grows under my fridge.
xoB - good god I wish they had let us drink..... it would lessen the pain of us having to wear CHiPs style helmets.
When we would come into a clearing, and the guide would say "are we ready for a trot?" Of course the horses knew what that meant way before we were ready so they would just start trotting - that's when I jammed my pinkie finger. My pain was nothing compared to my husband's. On the first trot, he was shouting out "ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!" the whole way! He told the guide that he had just been violated by a spanking machine!! lol....
I joke, but this was our second time with this company - they are awesome!
http://numinbahtrails.com/Hi
Guys no drinky VB for me Yuky Yuky Yuky. Im a australian wine drinker my self but I apreciate the sentiment and drink to you all any way.
Good to see some one knows where Kalgoorlie is most just say hay!
[HTML]"are we ready for a trot?" [/HTML] Ready? What ready? You don't change your clothes or comb your hair for trotting, you don't even have to fold your tray and return your saddle to an upright position. Just press a little harder on the balls of your feet in the stirrups and you can post, no spanking. :confused:
ive been smoking the green stuff that grows under my fridge.
:thepain3: that cant be healthy!!
i have a secret basement where i keep mary jane trapped under bright lights. the entrance is a trapdoor under my fridge.
not true, but how cool would that be?!
Can someone please ammend the assie thing! its embarrasing. really.
An australian wine drinker hey Dee? whats you drop? i live an hour from Mudgee - some of the best wines in NSW. Guranteed! have you been? and i also used to live in the hunter valley - great aussie pinot noir.
Can someone please ammend the assie thing! its embarrasing. really.
An australian wine drinker hey Dee? whats you drop? i live an hour from Mudgee - some of the best wines in NSW. Guranteed! have you been? and i also used to live in the hunter valley - great aussie pinot noir.
I so totally hate it when Aussie's speak their Devil Native Tongue.
I so totally hate it when Aussie's speak their Devil Native Tongue.
Nonsense. Talking like you've suffered a stroke is fun!
Sun Sparkz - we stayed in Mudgeerabah! Some of the people that came over for the conference were from Perth, and they brought some wine with them. Their claim was that the wine from the West coast was better than the stuff from the East coast.
I didn't care - I don't drink wine. I drank Boag's premium beer (everything else was too sour).
boags is good. i like to drink that from time to time. tasmania has some good beer. so does victoria. and a couple from south australia are good. everywhere else just has crap.
XXXX because they cant spell beer.
everywhere else just has crap.
XXXX because they cant spell beer.
:vomitblu:
Only thing close to beer i drink it strongbow.. gotta love that cider.
*spits a forked tounge at brianna*
The wines from Mudgee are a sweeter wine, and thats why i like them: i spent over $300 just on the sweets last time i went:
isn't it "aussie aussie oi oi oi" i mean "assie assie oi oi oi" sounds little....well.....ass-like.....
just giving you shite, mate. (my wife's from down under.) welcome to the cellar, from another newbie.
have a VB for me, if you will.
sorry dee. didn't mean to refer to you as a male (the "mate" thing).
did you ever have that VB for me?
nevermind. i just saw that you no likey VB. but its soooo good.
VB is too sweet for me. its like lolly beer
god, i love the way aussies talk.......
god, i love the way aussies talk.......
i know. gets ya all hot, don't it? ;)
yeah it does, and i've got one built in- i married one. very sexy woman, and her accent is WONDERFUL.
hot wife. how did i get so lucky?
Are you really old and rich?
Ohhh you do have the whole Texan thing happening....:drool:
I lurve South African accents :yum: and the Irish accents :yum: :yum:
I dont like those drawly yanky accents.. so damn arrogant even when they arent being arrogant!
i love exotic accents like jamican and islander, also a nice hugh grant pommy isnt bad if your in the mood. and for a girl - i think a soft southern drawl is really cute, or a husky russian accent is hot too.
Australians can sound very sexy - when they use it right. some people are too rough with it and make it sound like dry cardboard.. you have to pronouce damn it!!
also a nice hugh grant pommy isnt bad if your in the mood.....
'Uhhm, yes, well, that's really great, I mean, it really is, honestly...'
Nope, sorry, does nothing for me.... although apparently my son enjoyed a certain amount of success with it during his brief stay in Honolulu (coming back home from Oz)....
Is this the *older* son Cyclefrance????? :p
Is this the *older* son Cyclefrance????? :p
No, the younger one - the older one's travels tend to involve driving great distances and then spending a few hours tearing around an F1 circuit somewhere in his car... we then get treated to the video he has taken of this exciting event (as you can imagine, we are thrilled about this...)
too....many.....questions.........
not mega-rich, not really old (but 18 years older than my wife), and i have HUGE feet.
:)
I lurve South African accents
english or afrikaans?
aussie, or even british, are the most sexy.
the older one's travels tend to involve driving great distances and then spending a few hours tearing around an F1 circuit somewhere in his car... we then get treated to the video he has taken of this exciting event (as you can imagine, we are thrilled about this...)
Ohhh, cute guys and fast cars...what more could a girl want?
not mega-rich, not really old (but 18 years older than my wife), and i have HUGE feet
I'd say we are getting closer to the answer ;)
english or afrikaans?
They both sound seriously sexy.
steer me. maybe i'll answer the right question.....i don't mind admitting, sometimes i need direction........
i love using accents. theres one girl that hates my sean connery accent because she gets turned on by it.
a friend and i went to the casino one night speaking in loud drunken irish accents the whole time. you'll be amazed what you can get away with saying when people think youre a drunken irishman.
Being a drunken Australian works like that over hear.
I go to an international conference every two years, held in Baltimore. The best party is always where the Aussies are, no matter what time of day it is.
Never met an Australian that I didn't like. Shame about all them white fullahs though.:p
Never too early in one's forum career to seek out the inhabitants of West Island and give them some good-natured schtick.:D
I go to an international conference every two years, held in Baltimore. The best party is always where the Aussies are, no matter what time of day it is.
woot woot!!
*dances round her living room shimmying*
Aww BillyBob, I kinda dig the kiwi accent too, actually, I'm just a sucker for an accent.
Bring the schtick on!!
Can someone please ammend the assie thing! its embarrasing. really.
An australian wine drinker hey Dee? whats you drop? i live an hour from Mudgee - some of the best wines in NSW. Guranteed! have you been? and i also used to live in the hunter valley - great aussie pinot noir.
Just got back from my first trip to the Hunter yesterday, with enough supplies for a couple of big nights in tow.
G'day from sunny warm Brisbane.
...The best party is always where the Aussies are, no matter what time of day it is.
On a recent o/s trip we found Bundabergians in the club car on the Eurostar and Sydneysiders in the bar on a Norwegian train.
Coincidence? I doubt it.
"the best meats in the rump"
in this line homers imagined pig was talking about australia being the rump of the world.
i'm moving there sometime in the next couple of years. i can hardly wait.
(have i already said that?)
why for you move here two dogs?
two dogs???
my wife's family is there, and we want to be closer to them. and i LOVED it when we went there last year.
lol...sorry...erm quirky Aussie-ism....or it could even just be a Duck-ism...but anyways.
Have you two been married long?
Did you meet online?
Is your wife a resident of the US now?
Yes, Yes...I am nosey, feel free to tell me to sod off :p I dont offend easily.
not at all...i'm enjoying the little talk.
three years. yep, we met on-line. on a john lennon website. emails, phone calls, then a visit, then fell in love, and she moved here. she's a resident now, but since we're moving there, she's not going for the citizenship.
what's your story duck?
I so love the online aspect!!
I have two online gf's that have met up with and married their online loves.
Both through the old MSN chat, one married a guy from the UK and the other an American....very cool.
Their partners have both moved here.
I remember (hopefully correctly) you said you dated for 2 years before you got married, it would really push the *long distance relationship* boundaries?
Glad it all worked out for you anyways.
Me? not much of a story really, well, except my sister actually started this membership back in September and posted once then didnt use it...so I stole it...but dont tell anyone :p
long distance is right !!! it was very tough. and we nearly fell apart a few times. but we stayed friends throughout, and the romance and sexual tension were always there. finally, we decided that we should be together, and she came over here. we're so good together. its amazing. its strange that two people from such different places can be so alike. she's really wonderful.
i'm madly in love, can you tell?
but more about you, if you don't mind. what's it like in victoria? what do you do for fun there? are you married? (if this is too personal, tell me to eff off. i won't mind.)
:)
just a little...its gorgeous :)
i think we'll be somewhere around sydney.
i guess i'm bored. sorry if i'm being nosey.
Umm, my previous post was directed at your comment about being madly in love :p
I'm in North Eastern Victoria which is primary producer country. We are surrounded by Dairy, Orchards, Vineyard and Crops.
Fun...well, I'll try anything once or twice, so that leaves it pretty open doesnt it??
Boot Camp is part of my *fun*...in a sadistic kinda way. Its run by my gym and we have am Army drill dude come and ruff us up a few times a week. Its great fun, but I usually cant walk or lift anything for a couple of days afterwards...hence me sitting on my arse this afternoon.
Dont apologise for being bored or nosey...its all good.
i've heard of that kind of boot camp. i've heard it works.....
victoria sounds WONDERFUL. i was picturing it as i read your post. i want to be there. maybe my wife will know about it.
whats the club scene? any good live music around there?
try anything once or twice ay? i am trying not to allow my imagination to go wild now.........
:)
Club scene here is very good. We are quite central and if we tire of the local places, its not too far to travel for a change of scenery.
We have plenty of live music, the big bands only really go the Melbourne...which is only 2 hours away...so not too bad.
I love Sydney!! Its a place that people either love or hate.
Your wife should know The Murray River, I am only 15 minutes away from that...its the border for Victoria and New South Wales.
I say you have to try things at least twice...once is never sufficient to make a judgement ;)
i'm trying to figure out where we can move, and be able to play music for a living. lots of live music in sydney.
i bet my wife will know about victoria. and really, i must admit, its up to her. she should go where she wants. i'm pretty much happy with going anywhere.
Sydney would be great, Melbourne is the arts capital though.
Kagen would be able to fill you in on the live music scenario in Melbourne.
well...theres always live stuff going on in melbourne. for any music you like. what are you into?
i feel like a travel agent saying this but, theres so much to see and do in melbourne, and even more so in victoria. hey ducks, you heard of parks victoria? the organisation that manages all the national parks in vic?
my gym just started the boot camp thing as well. but im not doing it. cant be bothered
uhuh Kagen, I know of the org that you mentioned.
Dont be a lazy arse, do bootcamp, its great. I'm known for being a real sadist when i work out...so bootcamp is awesome for me.
Besides, I like the drill guy yelling abuse at me, he's hot and doesnt mind when i tell him to get fucked :)
im not a lazy arse, i did the "run for the kids" a few weeks ago (14.7km run through melbourne). i go to the gym all the time and do about 2 hours of running a week. i just cant be bothered doing boot camp.
oh and with Parks Vic. my dad made it and is the CEO now. so he's responsible for a lot of victoria.
I read that you work out a fair bit, so I will retract my lazy arse comment :p bootcamp is either your cuppa tea or not. I like having someone push me harder than I would push myself, so it works for me.
Thats cool about your Dad, we spend a fair bit of time in the National Parks along the Murray.
muahahaha, now whenever you see a parks victoria sign you'll think of me! :thumb2:
i'll try not to think of you any other time ;)
only if you join in sparkz :3way:
well...theres always live stuff going on in melbourne. for any music you like. what are you into?
i feel like a travel agent saying this but, theres so much to see and do in melbourne, and even more so in victoria. hey ducks, you heard of parks victoria? the organisation that manages all the national parks in vic?
my gym just started the boot camp thing as well. but im not doing it. cant be bothered
i would want to play rock and roll, like maybe songs from the 60s and 70s (and 80s), songs that people will pay to hear. i've played in original bands, and there's no money in it.
that being said, i'd like to start a band and record originals too. studio work.
so basically i'd want to do two projects- one for money and one for art.
anything like that in melbourne?
Melbourne is the arts capital though.
[QUOTE20cshift]so basically i'd want to do two projects- one for money and one for art.
anything like that in melbourne?[/QUOTE]
oh yes. just about every bar or club has live music, cover bands probably dont get as much recognition as new original bands. and a lot of the rock bands coming out now are looking back to the 60's and 70's for inspiration (every heard of "Jet"? i hate them, but they are popular).
you'd just have to keep your eyes and ears open and ask around a few places
thanks kagen. we were thinking sydney, but i hear that melbourne is little nicer....
thanks kagen. we were thinking sydney, but i hear that melbourne is little nicer....
Melbourne = "four seasons in one day" weather
Sydney = NOT the center of the universe (as they'd have you believe)
Brisbane = God's own country. I'm not kidding. I'm also completely biased.
...runs and hides! ;)
doesnt brisbane have no more than one city block? and a casino with only one room?
You're right about the Casino.
But you're a bit off about the city!
I suppose there are about 15 blocks of serious shopping and light commercial in the City center. That lot's surrounded by about a hundred blocks of commercial and and all the new high-rise residential stuff.
Between the City center (Queen St Mall), Southbank, West End and Fortitude Valley, the whole place has changed sooo much for the better in the last ten years. There's still heaps of new construction going on.
Plus you've got heaps of BIG suburban shopping centres (if that's your thing), easy access to the Gold and Sunshine Coasts (and their resective hinterlands)
[/tourism brouchure]
I can't hang too much crap on Melbourne 'cause I've never been there (my other half lived ther for a while). But I've experienced enough of Sydney on enough occasions to know it's not for me.
... and we're about ten years behind Sydney in terms of crime, riots and property prices! :D
take all the assholes in australia, shake them around, tell them that every race but their own raped their mothers, and throw them out of a moving car into the streets. thats how sydney was formed.
well not really. but ive never seen race related riots anywhere else in australia.
melbourne "the worlds most livable city", is very pleasant during the day, and a lot of fun at night. with a big casino that shoots huge fire balls every 15min, a cheap ripoff of the eiffel tower and latest tram designs.
My family is in Brissie, I actually cant stand it!!
No offense Hagar, but its really over rated.
Stinking humidity, overpriced, Sunny one day, perfect the next - my arse!!
That said, they do have an excellent rowers club ;)
I love Surfers though.
back in the early 80's I was in Freemantle for about 2 weeks ,
Good times ,
I got a RIDE back to the ship by 2 Aus girls ,
and well I got back to the ship about 3-4 days later,
Weird being introduced to their friends ,
The guys pulled me to the side and said " So You are the current TOY !!! "
All I could was grin and say " Yupp !!! "
They just muttered " Fucken Yank !!" under their breath ans they walked away !!!
So I LIKED AUS LOTS !!!!!
Such a friendly bunch of girls arent we zippy? :p
is friendly a new aussie slang for slutty?
j/k ;)
My family is in Brissie, I actually cant stand it!!
No offense Hagar, but its really over rated.
Stinking humidity, overpriced, Sunny one day, perfect the next - my arse!!
That said, they do have an excellent rowers club ;)
I love Surfers though.
That's allright, the fewer Victorians up here the better! :p
It does get a tad muggy up here in Februrary...
is friendly a new aussie slang for slutty?
j/k ;)
Just as well you are cute Kagen :3eye:
That's allright, the fewer Victorians up here the better!
'sall good, we feel eggzactly the same way. You guys cant drive for shit :lol:
argh! dont get me started on qld drivers!
What, you mean how we're all so polite, use our indicators, and know how to give way on roundabouts?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
sorry, even I can't type that without laughing. I drive for a living all around Brisbane, and we do have more than our fair share of wombats. But we do have a lot less traffic.
So glad you added those other lines Hagar, its very redeeming :p
its an aussie fight!!! i'll put my bets on duck.
:)
I'm just stirrin' the possum...I'm not here to start a fight. :)
...we're just all glad we're not kiwis! :p
Australia to win by 12 points in the test tonight!!!! Oi! Oi! Oi!
HI
Guys been away for a while but you know how life can get, good to see you all still hear (no life I guess). By the way you guy's are all crazy WA is the best state to live in, yes I know what you all say WA stands for Wait A while but hay we are proud of it we are never in a hurry for any thing relaxed and laid back the way things should be no stomach ulcers for us thanks. PS all red wine is goooooood (but your right too sweet not good) fond of Rosemount my self but still need a little more time for the vines to mature.
:)
I'm just stirrin' the possum...I'm not here to start a fight. :)
Oh pooh!! :p
Dee - I love anything Monichino or Brown Brothers in the wine department. I'm actually a tequila or vodka girl, but when I am being civilised I'm a white wine drinker.
Lurve, lurve, lurve Brown Brothers!!
a VODKA girl?? :yum:
youre just getting better and better ducks.
bit like fine wine huh? :p
I live for Tequila with beer chasers, but a girl can only stand up for so long drinking those :D
i should be going through a bottle of vodka tonight. going to a pajama party. its going to be cold but a lot of fun walking around in my underwear drinking vodka. but at least there will be girls in lingere ;)
but at least there will be girls in lingere
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