Headline on the news:
...parts of the midwest were socked with pea- and marble-sized hail.
How I heard it:
...parts of the midwest were socked with pee, and marble-sized hail.
:eek:
Hey, these Midwestern thunderstorms get pretty scary, man. I've almost soaked myself with pee several times during the big Spring outbreaks...
Oh, wait...I see that it said "socked". Hell, I can't even *read* stuff without screwing it up.
:lol:
Hey you guys don't be using those unbrellas with the little metal prong.
Hey you guys don't be using those unbrellas with the little metal prong.
Dang, and here I thought unbrellas were for when it weren't raining.
:lol:
Like for at the beach?
Ahh imagine, Summer sun, a cool drink, a good book or a nice chat.
The other day I thought I heard a weather reporter say "nipple-sized" hail. I guess it was actually nickel-sized. But that made me wonder why they never sway "nipple-sized" hail.
Just wondering.
Timo
I likes the speaky thing, but for some damn reason, ... when ya hear a Bostonian talk... it ain't spelt the same..
The other day I thought I heard a weather reporter say "nipple-sized" hail. I guess it was actually nickel-sized. But that made me wonder why they never sway "nipple-sized" hail.
Because all nickels are the same size, while nipples come in various sizes.
Because all nickels are the same size, while nipples come in various sizes.
And can I get an AMEN!? :notworthy
say, "My Dixie wrecked!" out loud. do it now.
also: the opposite of above me: "below me"
My babe often enjoys a Dickens' Cider. Nothing like a big ol' Dickens' Cider at the end of a long day.
oft times when a male customer comes in and won;t make a decision to buy the car with out his wife, we ask him to bring his wife back so we can dicker a little more.
say this with an english accent--Whale Oil Beef Hooked! sounds great, donnit?
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