Guess what it is?

glatt • Mar 30, 2006 10:30 am
What is it?
barefoot serpent • Mar 30, 2006 10:36 am
the last seasons garlic wound into a wreath. aka: vampire bane.
SteveDallas • Mar 30, 2006 11:13 am
twine?
wolf • Mar 30, 2006 11:40 am
coil basket?
ashke • Mar 30, 2006 11:47 am
Are those tendrils of smoke I see?
wolf • Mar 30, 2006 12:00 pm
looks like cotton fuzz.
glatt • Mar 30, 2006 12:27 pm
No correct answers so far, but it's obviously some kind of coarse natural fiber, so you are on the right track that way.

I'll post the answer and a zoomed-out picture to give perspective a bit later this afternoon.
SteveDallas • Mar 30, 2006 1:10 pm
corn husks
chainsaw • Mar 30, 2006 1:12 pm
Icky hair?
thrillhouse • Mar 30, 2006 1:26 pm
hemp.
Gromitspapa • Mar 30, 2006 1:44 pm
wicker?
jinx • Mar 30, 2006 1:50 pm
water hyacinth?
wolf • Mar 30, 2006 2:06 pm
Kinda looks like raffia.
dar512 • Mar 30, 2006 2:19 pm
wolf wrote:
Kinda looks like raffia.

The guy who sings kids songs?

Oh. wait.
Kitsune • Mar 30, 2006 2:40 pm
glatt wrote:
natural fiber


Oh, oh! Shredded Wheat?
glatt • Mar 30, 2006 3:33 pm
I'm heading into a long meeting now, and don't want to keep you all in such painful suspense.

It's the edge of a hand-woven cattail rush seat on an antique ladderback chair.

Much like this one.
Elspode • Mar 30, 2006 4:38 pm
I was *never* gonna get that.
glatt • Mar 30, 2006 5:20 pm
LabRat wrote:
[COLOR="Lime"]OOOHH!!![/COLOR]

New thread..."GUESS WHAT IT IS" Can't wait to get home and mess around tonight. I promise, no ultra close ups of my kids finger :)


LabRat, you gonna post one now? Anybody? Let's keep this thread going.
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 30, 2006 6:57 pm
I've seen my Grandmother make many of those chair seats. I've even seen her make a couple out of twisted strips of brown paper grocery bags. Honest.:)
Pie • Mar 30, 2006 7:53 pm
So... where did the smoke come from? I can see a few whisps in the first pic.
[SIZE=1]Oh, I guess it's just green fuzz. :right:[/SIZE]
xoxoxoBruce • Mar 30, 2006 10:02 pm
There's tiny green snakes on the chair. :eek:
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 10:50 am
For cryin' out loud, I do occasionally work at work...and since I don't have net at the RatCave, you might have to wait 24 or 48hrs between posts. That being said, I did take some pictures last night and over lunch will get them downloaded offa my camera and posted. Then I probably won't be back till Monday. Sheesh. Those AG guys got to you. :)
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 1:03 pm
Small #1 :
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 1:05 pm
Small #1, smaller !
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 1:09 pm
Small #2:
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 1:10 pm
Small #3- That's all for now, answers Monday!
SteveDallas • Mar 31, 2006 1:11 pm
I'm going to go with fabric with little sequindy things sewn in for #1.

For #2, I'd suggest a speaker grille.

EDIT: I didn't see #3 before I posted. For that one I'm going to have to go with generic plastic child's toy, placed in the microwave for several minutes.
glatt • Mar 31, 2006 1:14 pm
Nice pictures.

Number 3 scares me.
Kitsune • Mar 31, 2006 1:14 pm
#3 -- What. The. Fuck.
glatt • Mar 31, 2006 1:16 pm
#1 is tights or stockings of some sort.
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 1:18 pm
Looking at these, especially in the first, the out of focus parts are really pix'ly (sp).

I took the images in the highest mode on my camera (6M*), then cropped them a bit in photoshop, saved as level 1 JPEG (prolly the prob), then once importing, noticed still too wide to fit on screen. So I changed the image size to be 750 pixels across, (about 1/3 of what it was) at 300 pix/inch.

What would be a better/best way to do this? New at this kind of manipulations. Thanks! I am facinated by small stuff, always taking apart stuff as a kid to see what was inside-though probably not to the extent of some here from what I've read. So, I grew up and became a microscopist/scientist type person. At least, that's what I get paid to be, when I'm not here...:lol:
LabRat • Mar 31, 2006 1:21 pm
SteveDallas wrote:
For #2, I'd suggest a speaker grille.


I figured that'd be the easiest one. Yep. From the radio in my kid's room.
wolf • Mar 31, 2006 1:56 pm
#1 looks like a crdl scattered on some fabric.

<strike>#2 is a microphone, methinks. </strike>

#3 is an adorable cast resin stauette of some kind.
glatt • Mar 31, 2006 2:32 pm
#3 is a molded rubber/vinyl halloween mask.
barefoot serpent • Mar 31, 2006 4:51 pm
glatt wrote:
#3 is a molded rubber/vinyl halloween mask.

or the business end of some sex toy.:blush:
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 1, 2006 1:33 am
#1 looks like bent metal tabs like they put decorative buttons on hats with.

#2 is holes. :blush:

#3 is the eye of a toy or mask.
LabRat • Apr 3, 2006 10:16 am
#1 = Sparkly thingies on the top of a dress I bought at a consignment shop (for $2!) to wear to Vegas...I'll post me wearing it once we get back if you like;)
LabRat • Apr 3, 2006 10:20 am
#3= A bear lamp in my kid's bedroom. Redecorating it this spring, I can't wait. The bedroom, I mean. Way to go Wolf. I figured it would be super easy for someone who collects these types of things, or buys them for someone who does. Obviously Kitsune does not...:D
LabRat • Apr 3, 2006 10:23 am
I'll try to be a little more creative and post more this week.

WHO'SE NEXT !??!
SteveDallas • Apr 3, 2006 10:33 am
Well, OK, spur of the moment.
LabRat • Apr 3, 2006 10:39 am
Found another one I forgot I took in the folder when I posted the answers. Here you go:
LabRat • Apr 3, 2006 10:40 am
#40-

Rings of Saturn?
Undertoad • Apr 3, 2006 10:46 am
#40 violin neck
#41 domino
SteveDallas • Apr 3, 2006 11:15 am
Undertoad wrote:
#40 violin neck

Close....
Undertoad • Apr 3, 2006 11:26 am
cello
dbl bass
viola
SteveDallas • Apr 3, 2006 12:11 pm
Very good.. I figured it was too easy.
glatt • Apr 3, 2006 4:16 pm
OK, this one isn't really a macro shot, but it's still a "what is it?"
Trilby • Apr 3, 2006 4:22 pm
a bag for radioactive waste?
glatt • Apr 3, 2006 4:26 pm
Well, you could put radioactive waste in it, but I wouldn't recommend it.
Kagen4o4 • Apr 3, 2006 7:42 pm
looks like a costume mask for some kind of alien or robot....and a lens cap
glatt • Apr 4, 2006 8:45 am
Kagen4o4 wrote:
looks like a costume mask for some kind of alien or robot....and a lens cap


Pretty close, actually.

It's the ExitAir emergency evacuation hood.

They gave a bunch of these out at work after 9/11. We happened to move offices about a year ago, and after the move I went back to the old building to make sure my department got everything. There were a bunch of these things kicking around in various empty offices, so I brought one home to play with. It has a strechy rubber neck flange to keep things air tight, and has huge activated charcoal filters in the front and back to let you breath without smoke getting in. I haven't tried it in a smoky environment, so I don't know if that works, but it doesn't fog up inside like you would expect, and there is plenty of air for breathing. Plus, as you can see below, it's very stylish.

I have two shrink wrapped ones in my office right now.
LabRat • Apr 4, 2006 10:04 am
:alien:
Why orange? Help you see better in smoke? Might be kind of fun and possibly useful to have laying around. Like for if I tried to cook something from scratch...
Kitsune • Apr 4, 2006 10:07 am
Looks like someone is ignoring the "this bag is not a toy!" warning, again.
wolf • Apr 4, 2006 11:43 am
If they handed those out at your office ... then your employer is either paranoid, a viable target, or both.

You don't happen to work in Langley, by any chance do you?
glatt • Apr 4, 2006 11:48 am
Nah, it's more like the employees were paranoid, and the employer was trying to soothe them. Besides, this was DC just after 9/11 and we had planes falling from the skies around us, anthrax shutting down our post office, and fucking snipers shooting at us. Crazy times.
glatt • Apr 4, 2006 11:51 am
In hindsight, maybe that picture belongs in the " [plastic] bag on cellarite" thread.
FallenFairy • Apr 4, 2006 11:53 am
My office in DC...
We have the same type of emergency evacuation hoods, flashlights and batteries, small packs of handi wipes, and bottled water in gov't issued bags at each desk. You KNOW none of this shit is going to save you... but for some it does have a calming affect. Me I still keep an extra pair of jogging shoes in my office... it's a long walk back home, on 9/11 it took over 8 hours to travel 56 miles home...
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 4, 2006 8:43 pm
Kitsune wrote:
Looks like someone is ignoring the "this bag is not a toy!" warning, again.
glatt wrote:
In hindsight, maybe that picture belongs in the " [plastic] bag on cellarite" thread.
It must be the extra hour of daylight, you guys are getting silly.:lol:
Clodfobble • Apr 4, 2006 9:36 pm
LabRat wrote:
Why orange? Help you see better in smoke?


Helps you see better in flames, I'd imagine. Cuts down on all the distracting moving orange bits, and lets you pick out the door, or whatever.
Kagen4o4 • Apr 5, 2006 2:18 am
i think there shouldnt be a filter on the bag. if youre high up in a building thats going to collapse. they should just put plastic bags over their heads to speed up the whole process.

also. having them there AFTER 9/11 is just like putting a bullet proof vest on after youve been shot.
glatt • Apr 5, 2006 5:04 pm
what is it? I'll give the answer in the morning.
Happy Monkey • Apr 5, 2006 5:10 pm
Unripe acorns?
glatt • Apr 5, 2006 5:13 pm
Was it that obvious? Apparently it was. I guess I'll give the answer now instead of in the morning.
FloridaDragon • Apr 5, 2006 6:35 pm
What about this ?
dar512 • Apr 5, 2006 6:37 pm
honeycomb?
Cyclefrance • Apr 5, 2006 6:42 pm
Shrimps legs (or whatever they're called
FloridaDragon • Apr 5, 2006 7:24 pm
not a honeycomb .... CF is closer (I think ... shrimps got legs???)
Happy Monkey • Apr 5, 2006 7:36 pm
Some sort of insect eggs?
FloridaDragon • Apr 5, 2006 8:33 pm
Nope ... not insect related....
capnhowdy • Apr 5, 2006 8:45 pm
scales of some sort?
ie: fish, snake......

I thought the last one was Captain Kirk's sexmate for the day. hee hee...
FloridaDragon • Apr 5, 2006 8:53 pm
warmer ... but not scales ...
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 5, 2006 9:29 pm
Eggs?
Really looks like a corn cob. :D
FloridaDragon • Apr 5, 2006 9:42 pm
Eggs is close enough ! ... egg case washed up on the beach which I photographed while over in Sanibel this last weekend. Looked on the web and see conflicting comments on what critter it is from however ... some say conch and some say whelk.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 5, 2006 10:42 pm
I thought those were horseshoe crab eggs. :mg:

Nope, definitely not Horseshoe crab.
Whelk and Crown Conch are similar, but......
Cyclefrance • Apr 6, 2006 1:44 am
In reality it looks more like the ducting in my central heating boiler (with which I have become unhappily familiar these last two days - at least the bloody thing is working again now!)
glatt • Apr 6, 2006 10:13 am
What's this?
barefoot serpent • Apr 6, 2006 10:23 am
honey bunches of oats?
glatt • Apr 6, 2006 11:36 am
Sounds delicious, but nope. You can't eat it.
capnhowdy • Apr 6, 2006 4:34 pm
some type of fabric?
glatt • Apr 6, 2006 4:41 pm
yes
glatt • Apr 6, 2006 4:49 pm
Fiberglass fabric, to be more exact.

It's a single layer of fiberglass covering a kayak hull before additional coats of epoxy are put on to smooth the lumps out.
Kitsune • Apr 6, 2006 7:57 pm
Ooooooo! Glatt, that your boat?
:love:
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 6, 2006 10:44 pm
Whelk and Crown Conch are similar, but......

Are you sure it's not a whale penis? :mg:
glatt • Apr 7, 2006 9:30 am
Kitsune wrote:
Ooooooo! Glatt, that your boat?
:love:


Yep. Made it from plans I got for my birthday a few years ago.

Here's a picture of the finished product, with my daughter thrown in for scale. It's a fun little boat, but I don't paddle it anywhere near as much as I had hoped to. Once or twice a summer.
Kitsune • Apr 7, 2006 9:52 am
glatt wrote:
Yep. Made it from plans I got for my birthday a few years ago.

Here's a picture of the finished product, with my daughter thrown in for scale. It's a fun little boat, but I don't paddle it anywhere near as much as I had hoped to. Once or twice a summer.


That's a damn slick kayak! I really admire people that make their own.
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 7, 2006 5:20 pm
.....but I don't paddle it anywhere near as much as I had hoped to.
Paddle it? you mean get it wet? :mg: I'd hang that sucker from the living room ceiling and genuflect every time I walked by.

OK, not really..... but it sure is a work of art.
Kitsune • Apr 9, 2006 7:54 pm
Made by aliens...?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 9, 2006 10:55 pm
Snowball stash......in Florida? :eek:
Kitsune • Apr 9, 2006 11:01 pm
xoxoxoBruce wrote:
Snowball stash......in Florida? :eek:


Not quite! ...but you will find these all over Florida! :)
wolf • Apr 9, 2006 11:09 pm
Carpet?
zippyt • Apr 9, 2006 11:32 pm
sand
Kagen4o4 • Apr 9, 2006 11:50 pm
the sand in balls that those little crabs make

Image
Kitsune • Apr 10, 2006 9:08 am
Kagen4o4 wrote:
the sand in balls that those little crabs make


Very nice. I only wish I knew the technical term for those things... (larger picture posted, soon)
glatt • Apr 10, 2006 9:21 am
I don't know what they are called either, but they should call them crab tailings like in mining.
Kitsune • Apr 10, 2006 7:28 pm
Crab tailings - the larger photo.
glatt • Apr 17, 2006 8:30 am
OK. So what is this? It may be pretty easy. My wife guessed it in about 5 seconds.
Happy Monkey • Apr 17, 2006 10:30 am
A scrubbing bubble?

I mean, windshield washer nozzle?
Kitsune • Apr 17, 2006 11:27 am
Happy Monkey wrote:
I mean, windshield washer nozzle?


Eeew, it's all covered in tree cu-, err, pollen. Tree pollen.
glatt • Apr 17, 2006 12:04 pm
Yep. Washer fluid nozzle.

Fucking tree pollen is horrible this time of year. It's almost like green snow.
Happy Monkey • Apr 17, 2006 12:22 pm
You mean oobleck?
Kagen4o4 • Apr 17, 2006 7:20 pm
i was gonna say a robotic nose. does the same thing though
moondoggy • Apr 17, 2006 8:22 pm
Its a little robotic toad, created in 1971 by a much younger and bored Bill Gates (and predictably, it contains system errors which render it practically useless for everyday use) It has just popped up out of a lilypond which someone has doused with amphetamine cut with Staminade (hey, I didnt know it came in green!) which accounts for the look in its eyes...do I win, huh, huh?
xoxoxoBruce • Apr 17, 2006 8:32 pm
Welcome to the Cellar, moondoggy. :D
You've been drinking from that same pond, haven't you?

twod-yee?