Slang v Griff

I'm picturing a Quiet Man slug fest. I lack a beautiful red haired sister, but will be stocking up on stout.

Or...you could oil yourselves up and go at it like ancient Greek wrestlers. I believe the challenged party gets to choose.

Slang?:lol:

i propose a race around the world! no electricity and no shoes. first one back gets cellar admin for a week*! ok....GO!!!



*actually prize may differ from one mentioned.

Doesn't one of them have to slap the other with a white glove and challenge the slapee to a duel? I forget who gets to choose the weapon, but they both have to name their seconds and meet at dawn, I believe.

En Guarde!:nadkick:

"pistols at dawn?? awww whyd i have to slap a guy that says stuff"

Keep your eyes peeled for a bull to come crashing through your fence. He'll be wearing a USMC cap, you'll know it's mine.

Soon after the bull breaches the gate, you'll see some jack-...ah, I mean a guy on a bike come flying through the hole in the gate. That'll be me

Once I stop flipping end over end after losing the front wheel in a rut, I'll be ready for action.

At that time you can ask yourself......do I really want this?

Winner takes all aminals, you win....you get the bull. I win, I get the goats. I'll have lipstick ready and waiting for them.

Sumo!

I want to commend the participants of this thread for resisting the apparent tendency toward homoeroticism despite some obvious allusions made early on. It shows character.

richlevy wrote:

Or...you could oil yourselves up and go at it like ancient Greek wrestlers. I believe the challenged party gets to choose.

Slang?:lol:

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling? Brains turn me on...:drool:

LabRat wrote:

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling? Brains turn me on...:drool:

I take it you're hoping to oil up Griff then? :lol:


[SIZE="1"](Sorry, Slang - just kidding! Its my little way of getting you back for suggesting I work in the local CPS office)[/SIZE];)

Elspode wrote:

I want to commend the participants of this thread for resisting the apparent tendency toward homoeroticism despite some obvious allusions made early on. It shows character.

Although I do find myself mildly aroused.

Kagen4o4 wrote:

.....i propose a race around the world! no electricity and no shoes.

Good Lord man, no shoes? Now that's hardcore.

richlevy wrote:

..... like ancient Greek wrestlers......

How did this turn into some Greek wrestling thing? This is a hillbilly scrapin' match, no goofy assed oilin' event.

Kagen4o4 wrote:

"pistols at dawn??

Not that either. This is not death before dishonor this is ....Na, na I took your goat.

Grifflet: Who is that strange man daddy and why is our goat wearing a blonde wig?

Griff: It's ok, he's just showing the goat how much he likes it.

LabRat wrote:

Um, can I volunteer to do the oiling?

Thanks Labrat. There wont be oiling at this event. Thanks for the thought though.

marichiko wrote:

I take it you're hoping to oil up Griff then?

Yes, funny. Funny is always appreciated Mari.

dammit come on and fight already, im on my second box of popcorn and still no action. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

I think this is the "Quiet Man" scene when they take a needed pub break... Now. Who is handling the wagers?

elspode can take the wagers and mari can walk around in a bikini holding up the round's sign

"See what the boys in the back room will have/And tell them I'm having the same/See what the boys in the back room will have/And give them the poison they name..."

vodka

Grifflet Daddy do we have to eat steak again tonight?
Griff Yep, now take the scatter gun and chase that bike ridin' hippie outta the goat pen.

You know, this would be a great headliner event for the Plastic Forks 25th Anniversary.

Please submit head shots for the obligatory 25 foot banners.

Damn! I may have to travel all the way out from Colorado for THIS event! Guess I'd better go on a diet, too, so I can fit into my old bikini! :lol:

Griff wrote:

Griff Yep, now take the scatter gun and chase that bike ridin' hippie outta the goat pen.

There must be another fella out in the pen.


I was by there yesterday. Dint see ya and thought you just wanted to give up a little cheesemaker and call it good.

Fair enough.

And what's up with this goat? Keeps crying about being an Independant and "no war in Iraq".

slang wrote:

There must be another fella out in the pen.


I was by there yesterday. Dint see ya and thought you just wanted to give up a little cheesemaker and call it good.

Fair enough.

And what's up with this goat? Keeps crying about being an Independant and "no war in Iraq".

Griff was saying how the new kid looks alot like Slang. :)
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:D

Spexxvet wrote:

Griff was saying how the new kid looks alot like Slang. :)
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Careful. That might win you a Spexxvet vs Griff thread ;)

Didn't the Greeks like bulls?

Kozmique wrote:

Didn't the Greeks like bulls?

That Greek thing is all RichLevy's.

Damn this thread is funny, I cant stop laughing.

slang wrote:

Careful. That might win you a Spexxvet vs Griff thread ;)

This used to be such a nice quiet place.

The Cellar.Org - Pro wrestling..... without the ring..... or the wrestlers.:rolleyes:

slang wrote:

Careful. That might win you a Spexxvet vs Griff thread ;)

Luckily, I don't have any farm animals. Just stay away from my dog, she's mine (and tight)

Spexxvet wrote:

Luckily, I don't have any farm animals. Just stay away from my dog, she's mine (and tight)

:lol2:

xoxoxoBruce wrote:

The Cellar.Org - Pro wrestling..... without the ring..... or the wrestlers.:rolleyes:

tw and I were both wrestlers back in the day prolly a few more lurking around here...

I suspect that the day was actually a couple different days however

Griff wrote:

tw and I were both wrestlers back in the day prolly a few more lurking around here...

I suspect that the day was actually a couple different days however

Yes. Long ago.

Me too, but the girl's mothers put a stop to it.;)

Before or after you pinned the girl?

Moi? :angel: