Where am I?

Where am I?

where do you want to be?

Don't you know where you are? Put your picture on a milk carton. Maybe someone will find you. :rolleyes:

As soon as you figure out where you are, please tell Brianna. She thinks you're hot.

wolf wrote:

As soon as you figure out where you are, please tell Brianna. She thinks you're hot.

:blush: it's true! I lurrrrrrve Angus!

I lurrrrrrve Angus!

:o i missed the "g" the first time i read that. it sounded so unlike Brianna that i had to re-read it. it fits in the thread better with the "g".

it fits in the thread better with the "g".

Do you really think so? :eyebrow:

marichiko wrote:

Don't you know where you are? Put your picture on a milk carton. Maybe someone will find you. :rolleyes:

LOL - Mari that was WAY funny :lol: - I think I may just try it so I can know where I am!

Where do I want to be?

I want to be the Poet Laureate of McDonald's.

I want them to create the Angus McPoetry Meals, where one gets a free poem with every meal. Where McDonald's frequent diners can collect all of them and trade them with their friends.

I want to help this great corporation regain its glory through the power of poetry, and serve as a beacon to the world, sending the message that fast food & the arts are an unstoppable power.

I believe that world peace will be served on a plastic tray with a paper liner. 90% of the U.S. population has eaten at McDonald's within the last 30 days. The hamburger shall unite us as one, and the hamburger shall set us free. Simply because it sounds silly, the power of the medium has been overlooked. The medium is theirs, but the message can be ours. Pure. Positive.

But I realize now that I cannot accomplish this alone. I understand that I need help. And for some reason, fate keeps leading me back here. To you. My hope. My salvation.

This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants.

Maybe.

Brianna, you especially shall be rewarded for your loyalty and devotion in the new world order.

This is your chance to be the Legion of Superheroes. The League of Extraordinary Cellar Participants.

I call dibs on the Wonder Woman outfit!! ;)

A grand and worthy goal, Angus, a true revolutionary idea...
and it helps that I have a secret craving for a Big Mac... :yum:

I'm all for it, frankly it's an idea that's very long overdue. But already there's a marketing problem. There's no way McDonalds will publish Angus McPoetry when the competition has already branded an Angus Steak Burger.

It's not a problem. The poetry is the selling point (that, and the world peace). We're not talking a simple sales gimmick for a fast food chain. This will revolutionize both poetry and burgers. Forever.

Angus wrote:

Where am I?

Over there, in a box.

mrnoodle wrote:

It's not a problem. The poetry is the selling point (that, and the world peace). We're not talking a simple sales gimmick for a fast food chain. This will revolutionize both poetry and burgers. Forever.

"How do I eat thee,
let me count the ways..."

Is the poetry going to rhyme? :eyebrow:

I'll be a super hero for free verse, only.

Oh, and I think McDonalds should host poetry McSlams.

I hate to tell you all, but I have grave doubts that *this* Angus is the REAL Angus. I smell a rat. The real Angus would be getting all snotty with us about now. I don't feel it.

There is/was a *real* Angus??
I am too new to know about that...

FallenFairy wrote:

There is/was a *real* Angus??
I am too new to know about that...

OHMIGAWD! He was sooooooo cool! Way cooler than you will ever be no matter how hard you try!! Angus was a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish (I was hoping, anyway) toot who regaled us with fascinating poims, such as-*ahem*

I wish life were more like yogurt
I wish I was Humphrey Bogart

Absolutely brilliant verse like that. When we would not stand and applaud, he would accuse us all of being Community College drop-outs and smoking pot from a bong. He was a fucking jewel. And, I loved him.

Brianna wrote:

When we would not stand and applaud, he would accuse us all of being Community College drop-outs and smoking pot from a bong. He was a fucking jewel. And, I loved him.

And WTF is wrong with community college drop-outs who smoke pot from bongs?? :bong: (try em filled with vodka)
Damn, I wish I had joined The Cellar long ago so I too could meet people like Angus - as it was I only got to enjoy dov for a few weeks.... :right:

DO NOT BE VAKLEMPT RE: DOV.

he was NO artist. Angus was.

Bri - you misunderstood.... I actually never thought of dov as an artist (did HE think he was an artist?? I thought the things he posted fell into crap for shock value not art). I was more referringto the following...
"a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish...."

FallenFairy wrote:

Damn, I wish I had joined The Cellar long ago

Don't worry, whatever kind of character you're looking for, we'll have another along before too long.

the diff betwixt dov and Angus?

dov would thank you. Angus would SPIT on you.

He was my man, Angus was...sigh!

SteveDallas wrote:

Don't worry, whatever kind of character you're looking for, we'll have another along before too long.

And that, Dear Sir, is why I like it here... :)

I think that I shall never feel
the fullness of a value meal
The grease, the salt, the carbs galore
I'm gonna puke, no more, no more
one more big mac I can eat
then I'll vomit on my feet

but I have grave doubts that *this* Angus is the REAL Angus.

I am the Angus. The one, the true, the only Angus.

Angus was a snotty, oppressive, tweed-jacketed, sexually selfish (I was hoping, anyway)

Snotty? I was. Oppressive? Unintentionally so. Tweed Jacketed? I would never hurt an animal for clothing. Sexually Satisfied? Guilty there.

he would accuse us all of being Community College drop-outs

I believe the insult was worse, accusing you of being graduates of Community Colleges. Again, I apologize. I doubt I would have referred to bongs in a derogatory fashion. If I did, I apologize again, as I did when last we spoke.

Brianna, I respect you. You are the only other person I know who can use "pompetus" and make it sound natural, or who could discourse in Old English. If I offended you, or others, I again apologize. I deserve it for my brash entry into your society.

Angus wrote:

I am the Angus. The one, the true, the only Angus.Snotty? I was. Oppressive? Unintentionally so. Tweed Jacketed? I would never hurt an animal for clothing. Sexually Satisfied? Guilty there. I believe the insult was worse, accusing you of being graduates of Community Colleges. Again, I apologize. I doubt I would have referred to bongs in a derogatory fashion. If I did, I apologize again, as I did when last we spoke.

Brianna, I respect you. You are the only other person I know who can use "pompetus" and make it sound natural, or who could discourse in Old English. If I offended you, or others, I again apologize. I deserve it for my brash entry into your society.

Lo, heere the wise kyng, daun Salomon;
I trowe he hadde wyves mo than oon-
As, wolde God, it leveful were to me
To be refresshed half so ofte as he!
Which yifte of God hadde he, for alle hise wyvys!

No man hath swich that in this world alyve is.
God woot, this noble kyng, as to my wit,
The firste nyght had many a myrie fit
With ech of hem, so wel was hym on lyve!
Yblessed be God, that I have wedded fyve;

(Of whiche I have pyked out the beste,
Bothe of here nether purs and of here cheste.
Diverse scoles maken parfyt clerkes,
And diverse practyk in many sondry werkes
Maketh the werkman parfyt sekirly;

Of fyve husbondes scoleiyng am I.)
Welcome the sixte, whan that evere he shal.
For sothe I wol nat kepe me chaast in al.
Whan myn housbonde is fro the world ygon,
Som Cristen man shal wedde me anon.

For thanne th'apostle seith that I am free,
To wedde, a Goddes half, where it liketh me.
He seith, that to be wedded is no synne,
Bet is to be wedded than to brynne.
What rekketh me, thogh folk seye vileynye

Of shrewed Lameth and of bigamye?
I woot wel Abraham was an hooly man,
And Jacob eek, as ferforth as I kan,
And ech of hem hadde wyves mo than two,
And many another holy man also.

Whanne saugh ye evere in any manere age,
That hye God defended mariage
By expres word? I pray you, telleth me,
Or where comanded he virginitee?
I woot as wel as ye it is no drede,

Th'apostel, whan he speketh of maydenhede;
He seyde that precept therof hadde he noon.
Men may conseille a womman to been oon,
But conseillyng is no comandement;
He putte it in oure owene juggement.


Put THAT in your bong and smoke it! :right:

Yah-fucking-hoo.

I'm one of the 10%.

If you want to return McD to its former glory (did it have one?) getting them to sell decent food might be a positive step in that direction. When even their healthy meals are either irradiated or given a preervative coating, one has to wonder.....

Jamie Oliver's your boy! He of the revitalised school dinner and the hero of Sainsbury's return to growing profits.

Or you could always try to explain to McD about the Fairtrade movement - however think this might just be outside the scope of their doctrine, profit-plan, and their intelligence... cannot see them buying into that one...


P.S. - I'm in the mood to hit 600 tonight!

wolf wrote:

Yah-fucking-hoo.

I'm one of the 10%.

Me too. :thumb2:

Damn, I wish I had joined The Cellar long ago so I too could meet people like Angus

You can catch the archives while you wait.

Look up whats-his-face with the razor blades under his thumbnails. Big mistake.

Razor blades? Thumbnails? Now I'm lost again.

yada yada yada

Hee!

I hate looking at an old thread, or new for that matter, and seeing those damned red x boxes. :(

Ouch!

LJ your new title rocks.

Also a ten percenter. (Is that a word?) Think Organic.

Aw come on, verse don't git much freer than coming included with a Happy Meal.