Borrow a Person

xoxoxoBruce • Feb 24, 2006 9:29 pm
A Swedish Library project that allows you to "borrow" a real live human being rather than a book to provide some useful insight.

This weekend, nine people, including a homosexual, an imam, a journalist, a Muslim woman and a gypsy, will be available at the Malmoe Library for members of the public to "borrow" for a 45 minute conversation in the library's outdoor cafe.


If you had your druthers, who (whom?) would you like to "borrow"? Doesn't have to be from that list, but a type rather than an individual...you can't ask for Brad Pitt or one of the Olsen twins. ;)
Beestie • Feb 25, 2006 1:30 am
There's a lot of people I'd like to talk to for 45 minutes. But I think most of them would lie to me the entire time.
wolf • Feb 25, 2006 2:31 am
I am probably going to have to think about this for a while ... there are few classes/types of people that I haven't had face-to-face contact with. Non-crazy varieties might be interesting, though.
Elspode • Feb 25, 2006 4:10 am
That's gonna severely diminish the available pool of choices, isn't it?
Trilby • Feb 25, 2006 7:16 am
The gypsy, hands down.
Hypno Toad • Feb 25, 2006 7:23 am
What were the Swedish folk thinking? One of them will end up hurt, regardless whether it's in the library or not.
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 25, 2006 8:41 am
That makes the Swedish kind of like the Danes, Hypno Toad. ;)

Although, probably anyone that agrees to be "borrowed", may not be typical of the group they purport to represent.
monster • Feb 25, 2006 9:07 am
Could you borrow them then get them to fix your car and mow your lawn? After all, no-one checks whether you actually read library books or use them to prop up the wobbly table. I wonder what the overdue fines are?
monster • Feb 25, 2006 9:12 am
Can't really think of anyone I'd like to borrow for 45 minutes. Unless we can use that time to talk some sense into them, in which case I'll start with a homophobe and work my way through the intolerance shelves :D
Spexxvet • Feb 25, 2006 9:35 am
A female porn star, a former president of the US, a CIA agent, a Kennedy assassination conspirator...
xoxoxoBruce • Feb 25, 2006 9:54 am
monster wrote:
Could you borrow them then get them to fix your car and mow your lawn? After all, no-one checks whether you actually read library books or use them to prop up the wobbly table. I wonder what the overdue fines are?
No, you don't get to leave the library garden. :headshake
lumberjim • Feb 25, 2006 11:11 am
JIMMY PAGE
seakdivers • Feb 25, 2006 11:41 am
I would like to borrow someone from the past, not the present. I would love to talk to my youngest sister. This May she will have been gone for 10 years.

Other than that, I would like to borrow (in no particular order): Peter Gabriel, Danny Elfman, a zookeeper, and an ichthyologist.
smoothmoniker • Feb 26, 2006 1:49 am
A Nobel Prize Winner. Any Category. English Speaking.
barefoot serpent • Feb 27, 2006 10:47 am
Brianna wrote:
The gypsy, hands down.

shouldn't that be palms up? :D