The WTF NSFW thread
Found. I really have no idea.
Now *that* guy must have eyes in the back of his head.
I think he's a she ...
Could she be praying to restore their virginity?
...and lead us not into temptation...
(or words to that effect)
We've all seen goatse before. It's not a wtf any longer. Please don't post it, anyone.
it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye
I think he's a she ...
Could she be praying to restore their virginity?
Or lose hers/his. ;)
Whatever he/she is praying about, all the young ladies in back seem to be in great suspense waiting for the outcome.
LJ, I can't believe you posted that picture without saying . . . well . . . you know...
Too obvious. "Cock!" is only effective when you aren't expecting it.
Are we pretty sure the bald headed person isn't praying for a truckload of Viagra to arrive?
What do you think the prayer beads made of ???
"Cock!" is only effective when you aren't expecting it.
There is something to that, though you can get in trouble if you try to use "cock!" where it's not expected.
and , One last one for tonight !!!
See I have this LiveJournal "window" of sorts set up at cellar dot org/ljpix.php
A lot of people have this set up, because LJ allows it as long as you use it correctly. Now don't go reloading the crap out of that link, because it will surely piss them off. Anyway, one out of every five times you check it, it will bring up something totally off-the-charts WTF. Goatse-level stuff, even, because that's what people want to share the most and so that's what they post to their livejournals.
I couldn't take it any longer and that's why I started this thread.
That is quite fascinating.
I don't intend to overwork it, but I may hit that link every couple of days or so.
oh, and WTF?
Brokeback Condominiums? :eyebrow:
I have seen the future. I don't want to go anymore.
Gravitizer.
God, I love this product placement money. :lol2:
Imagine the high school reunion...
"So, Fred, I heard you went to engineering school... what did you end up doing after you graduated?"
Damn XOB. If I was "some what" younger, would be out in shop now. Working on a hijack of that jewel of engineering. What a god send for us folks that are too old to engage in trick fucking anymore. :doit:
over the hill?
Anybody else reminded of Anthony Zerbe in The Omega Man? And not in a good way, either.
I was thinking more about a: What's wrong with this picture of Yoko Ono.
i saw this and thought of this thread! :lol2:
Come on folks !!!!
Post your sick and twisted shit that you grabbed just because it was there . Hell post as,
login: anonymous
password: password
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO THROW SOME SICK STUFF OUT THERE !!!!
I give you Chicks with Dicks !!!
(when I first saw this when it was down loading ( on dial up ) I thought " WA HOOO ,,, Exotic brown skinned chicklets ,,,,,,,," Then it finished loading
:mg: :eek:
Imagine the high school reunion...
"So, Fred, I heard you went to engineering school... what did you end up doing after you graduated?"
Answer: Making 10 million dollars. End of discussion.
Come on folks !!!!
Post your sick and twisted shit that you grabbed just because it was there . Hell post as,
login: anonymous
password: password
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO THROW SOME SICK STUFF OUT THERE !!!!
I give you Chicks with Dicks !!!
(when I first saw this when it was down loading ( on dial up ) I thought " WA HOOO ,,, Exotic brown skinned chicklets ,,,,,,,," Then it finished loading
:mg: :eek:
Okay, two of them I might have been able to tell by looking at their faces. However, the blonde with the pink bandana would have been a surprise, and the blonde on the left IMO looks like Reese Witherspoon.
Reese Witherspoon having a dick would pretty much seal it for me as to a sure sign of the impending Apocalypse.
hot monkey sex
Is that a warning against washing whites with colors?
how'd y'all get a picture of me with my ex-wife?!?! :eek:
Where are the credit cards? :rolleyes:
Well, he won't be using "that" for awhile. :lol:
He's got more...err... I mean less balls than I do.
Somebody hit him, hard. Coldcocked him to be precise.
Somebody hit him, hard. Coldcocked him to be precise.
OK rather than nag you about your quest, I'll admit that I'm envious I didn't think of that one first.
And you thought you got shrinkage in the pool. Damn!
[SIZE=4]Boy that should make a large hit at [SIZE=1]kkk[/SIZE] meeting. What is smallest font? #1 or 10? Anyway I wanted it to be the smallest. :smack: Ok I'll try this.[/SIZE]
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a deleted scene from 'Blazing Saddles'?
From the recent spate of pictures, I'd say UT has been surfing some strange waters. :lol:
maybe UT shot that one hisself... from the stage warming up for Poco.
Naw, Jax did it...I saw her....I'll testify. :lol:
Deary, Deary, Deary......
What are the contents of the purse?
To protect or enhance?
To ensure or to deter?
Why do I have these thoughts?
Why am I asking you?
PWI....
Hmmm....or maybe hummm. :blush:
John Holmes & Linda Lovelace.
Damn, Bruce... those files are confidential! :lol:
How about a 'mater sammich?
Hold the mayo?
John Holmes & Linda Lovelace.
Damn, Bruce... those files are confidential! :lol:
Only if Linda got a crewcut. :eyebrow:
This is the guy P. Diddy wants living next to him.
Teenagers aren't the only one who are juvenile.
hmmm. i wonder if they're southerners?
What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?
We were camping once, and one of the guys, well inebriated, was lighting his farts thru his windpants. You know, the kind that go 'swoosh swossh swoosh' when you walk? He melted them. :shock: I don't remember much of that night, but I do remember that.
What in the hell is the woman in red pants doing with her finger?
You know how women get all touchy feely. :lol:
RE: the above: Um...No.
What was she thinking? She's gonna be sorry when she's sixty. Jeez.
More likely she'll regret it at 45 and be proud of it at 60. :lol:
I hope it's the lens making her butt look that wide. :worried:
What gets me is that it appears that her perineum (area between anus and vulva) has been tatooed. That had to have hurt a lot.
What gets me is that it appears that her perineum (area between anus and vulva) has been tatooed. That had to have hurt a lot.
i think it might just be natural stainage
So what... If it hurt... Not my problem. She knew what she did, didn't she? And if not, stupid b****. :D
I just wouldn't like to see when she's got the running jim (ij you know what i mean) :lol:
Dudes - if you think that is extreme, look at this
Or this - for a naval exercise.
But for the ultimate party animal...
Well, that's it for today. I am going into the hospital for a serious back operation tomorrow - Decompression L2 through SI. Have been living on darvocet and Canadian Mist, so I am not responsible for anything I do or say. So there.
oooowwwwwwwwwwwww. who the hell puts a butterfly there???
Bon Chance, joelnwil.
PS darvocets are for amatuers. Get ya some real shit apres operation, K?
oooowwwwwwwwwwwww. who the hell puts a butterfly there???
someone who likes to spread their wings.
[Dr Lecter voice]The butterrfly signifies
transformation [/Dr. Lecter]
darvocet: glorified aspirin
Good luck with the operation. :thumbsup:
Good luck with the surgery, joel.
I always thought this one was pretty fucked up.
What woman would want to be on the receiving end of that?
BTW, I thought that having ones penis tatooed was painful, but testicles? OUCH!
There's a distinct possibility that Puff isn't used on women, Rich...
There's a distinct possibility that Puff isn't used on women, Rich...
OK, then what sane human being would want to be on the receiving end of that? Don't all raise your hands at once.
Well, just to update you, I had the operation and survived. Also, there is no more pain down my right leg. But horrible pain at the incision, which is about 8 inches.
I will try to find some more great stuff to post. The dragon penis was very instructive.
So as a newbie here.....and having been on the most fantastic of vacations....I find the tats intriguing. On the male of course. I most definitely would take my time inspecting each pic carefully and enjoying myself. Although that had to be the most painful experience EVER!
Good news there, Joel...here's to a speedy recovery.
Glad you're OK, joelnwil.:bandaid:
Teh King spreads mayo on some buns...
Teh King spreads mayo on some buns...
To quote Mel Brooks "It's good to be the King.":king:
Why the King has no children ---
If he thinks those are the buns, he's probably wrong about other important areas as well.
he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!
It's really the piss boy.:lol:
he's getting there !!!!
you can't go for the GOLD right off !!!
"You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate!" :footpyth:
Anyways.
This caught my eye on fark because it took place in my native North Carolina. It includes the following bit of medical knowledge:
Dr. Paul Appelbaum, a professor of psychiatry at Columbia University and a past president of the American Psychiatric Association, said voluntary castration appears to be a very rare phenomenon.
Thanks for clearing that up, doc! I was thinking lots of people were into it. :headshake
Danny Carroll Reeves, 49, of 541 Peace Mountain Road, on charges of maiming and castration without malice, conspiracy and practicing medicine without malice.
Medicine without malice, that is why I was sick for two months with strep, my doctors were practicing
with malice.
i have a strange desire to pour milk all over myself....
Mad Cows? :blush:
MADD Cows...
HM, I think I've soiled myself. :lol2:
MADD Cows...
more like maEE cows.
I woudn't even host this one myself. Had to check three times to make sure... it's a parody.
When I first saw that ad, I though it might be legit but of course in very bad taste. But, when I read the text, "......busting their fresh asses to make America proud.", I realized it was a complete hoax.......isn't it? :eyebrow:
Pardon me whilst I apply some Clorox to my eyeballs.
I was pretty amazed at how unremarkable most of them were, clothed.
Except the Asian chick in the schoolgirl outfit. Even I get that.
Really !!!
Have we uncovered a secret kink of the WolfMistress ????
I'd be surprised if Wolf had a secret kink that would be in common with say........most everyone. :headshake
I'd be surprised if Wolf had a secret kink that would be in common with say........most everyone. :headshake
Well tying all of this together, it looks like the only woman in that shoot I recognized was
Nina Hartley, who is also a registered nurse. Of course, this is according to her IMDB bio, which also states that she is my age. Hah!
While I believe that she is older than 47, I must say that she still looks good in those pictures.
BTW Wolf, if you had a chance to do it all over again, which would you choose, porn star or nurse?;)
lets see if this works ,
<a href="http://secure.faithbelle.com/track/Mzc3MzoxNToxNQ/?tour=fbcam"><img src="http://images.brookeskye.com/mypics/iloveit25.jpg" </a>
What city do you see ???
I see France...
(actually, it does work. I see DC)
That is officially fucking scary. Less scary, now that I have looked at it via a proxy server, but damn ...
I see France...
(actually, it does work. I see DC)
France isn't a city.
DC? You mean De C at the beginning of captain? :confused:
What D or C? You can't see her tits at all ...
how about this?
This reminds me of an old joke, the punch line of which is, "Hell, if I could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"
Eewww...
Dudes - if you think that is extreme, look at this
..why would a dood have flaming cock coming out of his asshole?
they say its spontaneous.
.
they say its spontaneous.
she had it coming
She was near water, maybe she saw it coming, too. :)
You don't hear about these cases much anymore. SHC is a very intrigueing topic. With forensic science at today's level, seems like someone could explain this phenomenon by now.
Anyway here's the
link.SHC is soo funny. its the biggest WTF of them all
i narrowly avoided something like that once myself, after a long night of drinking followed up with some taco bell......
Sort of like Spencer Tunick Lite...
..why would a dood have flaming cock coming out of his asshole?
Because it feels so much better than a flaming cock going in?
slide a copy of this under your bosses' office door.
The Boss wouldn't see it if it was right under his nose. ;)
:lol:
now that's funny as hell.
I can always count on you, Bruce. I admire your sense of humor.
Hmmm...the Victoria's Secret pic model above looks suspiciously like the same shemale that someone sent me a video of recently. That was one unpleasant surprise.
maybe shes just taking a huge dump while standing
maybe shes just taking a huge dump while standing
So if you're on a date with her, it's sort of a lose-lose proposition.:eek:
Not if you're bi or have an S&M fetish...
I thought Victoria's Secret sells lingerie. Why's there the dangly bits? Unless they're pushing that translucent white thing as the lingerie?
Uh....I don't think it's an ad.....more like a joke expose, ashke. ;)
Like everyone wonders, what, exactly, is the Secret that belongs to Victoria?
You know what, this might not translate well ...
Uh....I don't think it's an ad.....more like a joke expose, ashke. ;)
Oh... :smack:
that adorable appendage looks mighty silly so much of the time...
it is a silly little thing that gets itself into all sorts of trouble
and the person attached to it
that things not important
to the little thing it isnt
err. . . . you two wanna take this to the sex thread? :p
Cool? I suppose it could be downright chilly with a Brazilian wa.......oh....public....nevermind.:o
I met a guy who isnt at all impressed with Brazilian's...wtf is up with that?
I didnt think they existed?
I met a guy who isnt at all impressed with Brazilian's...wtf is up with that?
I didnt think they existed?
Latent pedophile in denial?:eyebrow:
lucky snowmen...
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Anyone recognize that pose?
^ unfortunately, yes.
Abu Ghrai
lucky snowmen...
You mean lucky snowwoman?!
The Lynndie English pose next to the distraught snowmen is the funniest picture I've seen all week!
Hey, UT...where'd you get that pic of Leon Spinks buyin' a date?
Welcome to the Cellar, Anonymouse Cow. :D
Uh,....that's not you....right?
Welcome to the Cellar, Anonymouse Cow. :D
Uh,....that's not you....right?
Definitely not (for one thing, I'm male), the image is just a random one I ran across somewhere that made me think was appropriate for this thread.
I didn't want to post that picture on a public forum under publicly identifiable name, so the name is just a shortened "anonymous coward".
Did anyone save the cowlady pic? The name kills!
There need to be a header though... she looks pissed.
"Where is all my MILK! THAT [COLOR="Red"]HURT[/COLOR]!!!"
I'd look pretty pissed if I was naked and painted up like a cow, I dunno bout you...
I'd be mighty impressed if she could fill that 40 quart can. :eek:
I'd look pretty pissed if I was naked and painted up like a cow, I dunno bout you...
You'd be more pissed if I were naked and painted-up like a cow.:greenface
I just want to know who the lucky bastard is that gets to paint things on all these naked women we see in pics online these day.
Hey, UT...where'd you get that pic of Leon Spinks buyin' a date?
Most of my WTF NSFW images come from livejournal pages, but there is this one particular livejournalist in Russia who is the greatest of all wacky image bloggers. Every single one is a WTF shot. Unfortunately he resizes all the images to the same width and does not explain them at all. He's great at it though. Google for "dashi's journal".
I'd look pretty pissed if I was naked and painted up like a cow, I dunno bout you...
She looks like she's thinking
"The things I do to pay the visa bill, I'm cutting up that damn card when I get home..."
"ooooh crap, i think the bull just saw me"
I just want to know who the lucky bastard is that gets to paint things on all these naked women we see in pics online these day.
Guys pay money to do that kinda thing round here 'spode:D
We have a bodyart feature a couple of times a year.
@ the cowgirl.......
I thought for a moment Gateway had started manufacturing robots.
Damn you could Carpet a room with that bush !!!
Damn.....NASTY!!!! A rake....get a lawnmower. That girl ain't gettin' NO action!! Poor thing.
Don't bet on it, I've heard guys say they were into that forest look. :rolleyes:
Not this girl.....and I've gotten no complaints from the guys. Trim and tidy that's the way to go. A lot less painful too I imagine.
In responce to capnhowdy's post..........
Cause secretly you like it.:redface:
you could lose your keys in that
Then you'll *never* be able to drive out.
[/rimshot]
Don't bet on it, I've heard guys say they were into that forest look. :rolleyes:
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=-1]Hooray for
Captain Spalding!
The African Explorer![/SIZE][/FONT]
someone please tell me that is 'shopped.
AHH piss on it , its PAST time to be in bed !!!!
wow. that is trippy. are those barbie mutations?
Note the nike "swish" logo-- just do me!
or is that swoosh?
However you slice it, it is truly disturbing.
Do you think they're lifesize?
wow. that is trippy. are those barbie mutations?
Barbie has boobs. :smack:
Barbie has boobs. :smack:
uh bruce? those are not called "boobs" :o
Oh? What would you call those 36D bumps on Barbie's chest? :confused:
some kind of plastic, and in Barbie's case wouldn't they be 3.6d?
Oh? What would you call those 36D bumps on Barbie's chest? :confused:
sorry. apples/oranges here.
i took your post to mean that you were referring to the picture of the dolls, which
kinda look like barbie, but they're not. they are basically flat chested sculptured dolls which have penis (plural ?) for a nose.
i like the artist who made them though. UT, do you recall where you get this image?
I'm trying to grasp the functionality of having a dick nose and an open mouth like that??
But, now my head hurts, so I'm tipping I will stop that train of thought.
Random LiveJournal page, the text was in Russian.
im more worried about the fact that they look like naked 10 year old girls with dicks as noses and blow job ready mouths.
I wonder if this was related to the gag in Duce Bigelow II where one of his dates was a woman born near Chernobyl with a mutated nose exactly like those dolls.
I was thinking with the Nikes and the flat chests that they were a sports team of some sort, like a model set of a popular soccer team or something...
Random LiveJournal page, the text was in Russian.
if you post the link i can translate any text for ya.
Am I the only one who notes that this appears to be a chess set?
Am I the only one who notes that this appears to be a chess set?
:eek: omg he's right
Yeah, I thought that was a given...
Am I the only one that realized that the rocket-bra girl is dressed as Tank Girl?
In that case, I think it must have been a photo from E3 the gaming con. I don't follow the industry that closely but I did hear that they were trying to do away with "booth babes" and that some people were trying to figure out how to have them anyway.
They weren't so much trying to do away with them as insist they wear ever-so-slightly more than strippers.
Here's one comparison shot from a website:
I dream for a time machine. :blush:
See the great thing about these random LiveJournal images is that they make no sense in ANY context.
See the great thing about these random LiveJournal images is that they make no sense in ANY context.
that is truely, WTF!
What's he painting to the right of the bear?:confused:
What's he painting to the right of the bear?:confused:
Himself
:thumb2: Ah, good thinking.
i don't think i could hold steady in that position for too long. it would be far to tempting.
yeah i couldnt keep my paw up that long either
rawr
*nods head in agreement*
I was thinking with the Nikes and the flat chests that they were a sports team of some sort, like a model set of a popular soccer team or something...
The Russian Gold Medal Nosefucking team?
Random Live Journal page.
I'm sensing a theme.
are those goats making out in the background??
hahaha and the wine and watermelon looks a bit suss with those 2 there
Dude is
hairy.... and very familiar for some reason...
Oh! It's the biker from the Village People isn't it?!
That painting is Bear Naked.
ba-dum-dum-dum..... and for my next act...
Dude is hairy.... and very familiar for some reason...
Oh! It's the biker from the Village People isn't it?!
Could be...he does seem to be concentrating on The Bear!
what language is that text bubble written in? he does look like the viliage person, but my first reaction was that it was Saddam huessin
Googling, AHOM.RU (from the painting), yields all kinds of stuff.
Googling, AHOM.RU (from the painting), yields all kinds of stuff.
Um, is that a real critter in the 2nd picture. If not, someone has done some great digital effect or sculpting.
Looking at the mouth, I would say no, but there are a lot of weird creatures that I don't know anything about and newborns of a lot of species look a lot different than adults.
If that is some sort of doll, I want one.
That creature is a familiar. I won't say who it belongs to :angel:
That AHOM.RU website is an interesting place. I especially like the live casino with webcam of a roulette wheel and a female attendent. Somehow, opening an on-line account with a Russian casino brings a whole new meaning to the term "Russian Roulette".
Anyway, there are a lot of interesting pictures. Here is one NSFW one.
For some reason, when I saw it, I thought of a few things.
a) Did she drink too much, or was she just really really happy?
b) Why does this remind me of NBN's pictures?
c) Is this why Texans complain so much about Russians, because they are so much alike?
EDIT: BTW, I'm guessing the primate is a baby
macaque or close relative. You have to love the Internet. Also, notice the deep scratches at the base of the handler's thumb.
EDIT: BTW, I'm guessing the primate is a baby macaque or close relative. You have to love the Internet. Also, notice the deep scratches at the base of the handler's thumb.
That is a photoshop. Maybe the original was a macaque, but the face belongs on the silver screen.
Edit - and whaddaya know. He's on cinemax right now!
I think it looks like a Gremlin..
c) Is this why Texans complain so much about Russians, because they are so much alike?
Makes perfect sense to me... kinda' how homophobes are in the closet.
in through the out door or......
The internet is far more entertaining than movies or TV.
can't... stop... laughing...
I had to put this in the NSFW thread even though in theory it contains no actual pornography. :D
I never really laugh out loud at anything I see on the web, but that really had me going. It has everything. Like 4-5 things about it that are funny all at once.:lol:
aw, come back babe - I'll share...
Reminds me of a date I had once.
Reminds me of a date I had once.
I'm scared to ask :worried:
I'm just glad you didn't have it twice.
Not sure how I feel about that... but it's wrong.
Is that the same person as in the black and white photo? I think the breasts look similar. And I have some
experience in this.:p
Too many images to relink here, nor would I really, but random livejournal will sometimes send you
a very naked, very hot young woman walking around what looks like a setting in daytime suburban Russia.
"Oh sure," you say, "I'd hit that." But what kind of whack is in that chick's head, to enjoy that level of exhibitionism?
Too many images to relink here, nor would I really, but random livejournal will sometimes send you a very naked, very hot young woman walking around what looks like a setting in daytime suburban Russia.
"Oh sure," you say, "I'd hit that." But what kind of whack is in that chick's head, to enjoy that level of exhibitionism?
Do
NOT hit the "next" button three times. :headshake
Do NOT hit the "next" button three times. :headshake
Of course I had to do it:eek:. BTW, that picture, that noone should see, has a lot of Cyrillic text on it and at the bottom left a little NSFW.
Female goatse? That really is a wtf!
Yuck. Curse my curiousity.
curiousity killed the cat.
curiousity killed the pussy
I feel ill.
Bruce - youre mean.
I told you so, but would you listen...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :lol:
I may listen to you in the future Bruce
"Oh sure," you say, "I'd hit that." But what kind of whack is in that chick's head, to enjoy that level of exhibitionism?
I'm thinking she's 'shopped into the photos ... no shadows, and in several of the pics she seems to have a white border.
I told you so, but would you listen...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. :lol:
It's like driving past an accident. You can't help it. You just can't.
I did think it was very helpful of the original poster to have added a very, very tiny "NSFW" at the bottom of the image in English.
I'm thinking she's 'shopped into the photos ... no shadows, and in several of the pics she seems to have a white border.
That's a whole lot of shopping. I could refer you to a number of exhibitioist sites that would make that tame in comparison.
It looks really early in the am, I thought it was shopped too, esp the first one where ther is a tiny drop shadow around her feet. But it seems to be a very overcast day, so no shadows. Although the best day to take pics for photoshopping; there is no light directoin to be concerned with.
Besides Wolf, of all people you must be familiar with all the varieties of whack that inhabit people's tinfoil hats. Isn't there a variety that says:
"I just wanna be free, freeee! Free to walk around just as god made me, until a couple of sketchy guys in a funny little car try to pick me up, then I just wanna run, run, run!"
I just checked em again, it isn't overcast so much as really early in the am. the sun isn't up in the sky yet. At the very last picture, you can see the light has gotten warmer (color temp) and is more directional.
I just checked em again....
Thanks for going through all that trouble to check them again for us. Just to be sure. I know what a sacrifice it must be to look at these again. :p
Is that the same person as in the black and white photo? I think the breasts look similar. And I have some experience in this.:p
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I'm thinking she's 'shopped into the photos ... no shadows, and in several of the pics she seems to have a white border.
Hmmm, in one of the pics, one of the dudes in the car is definitely focussed on her...err...lack-of-map-of-tassie :neutral:
its not fake. theres no reason for it to be fake. it would take more effort to fake those photos than to take them
ITS NOT FAKE. there are shadows from her in nearly every pic.
Hmmm, in one of the pics, one of the dudes in the car is definitely focussed on her...err...lack-of-map-of-tassie :neutral:
Lack of map of tassie?
Translation pls.
First guess is tasmania? does it resemble a woman's pubic triangle, must google, then I'll have to go back and look at those
dreadful pictures again.
Is there no peace on the cellar?
ahh yes, google. tasmania. very clever.
My list of reasons to emigrate to Australia grows every day.
My list of reasons to emigrate to Australia grows every day.
So you want to be a bush pilot?:rolleyes:
Is it just me, or is that guy wearing a tie with a hoodie?
also does he have a great big gaping black hole where his penis should be?
Do NOT hit the "next" button three times. :headshake
So yeah, I had to go check it out. Whatever it was they took it off : ( How sad. Curious/Inquiring minds wanna know!!
But I do!!! Even if it's sick, I just wanna know! C'mon Ibram, fill me in!
But I do!!! Even if it's sick, I just wanna know! C'mon Ibram, fill me in!
I still don't know what it was that I saw. But I'll take a stab at it. A woman was inserting some sort of clear liquid filled sphere all the way inside her. And it was very large.
It looked like she had done it before, because things were swollen. Like a baboon's butt.
It was yucky.
damn... I always miss all the good shit.
So yeah, I had to go check it out. Whatever it was they took it off : ( How sad. Curious/Inquiring minds wanna know!!
They sure did...that's why you should check in the Cellar every day. :lol:
Wow...that shit was apparently even too sick for Russia.
They sure did...that's why you should check in the Cellar every day. :lol:
haha...the Russian says "not for the nervous!!" (literally, "not for the weak-nerved!!")
Er....was not.
Thanks for the translation, vocalperk:thumbsup:
I still don't know what it was that I saw. But I'll take a stab at it. A woman was inserting some sort of clear liquid filled sphere all the way inside her. And it was very large.
It looked like she had done it before, because things were swollen. Like a baboon's butt.
It was yucky.
:3_eyes: WTF! Weird...thanks for sharing though. I see the grossness but not exactly capturing the full extent of the nastiness. Damn. I'll remember to keep my eyes open to the cellar more often.
slightly uncomfortable, but effective.
slightly uncomfortable, but effective.
Is this from Personal experence ??? ;)
no...heehee
doesn't take a West Point graduate to figure that one out.;)
Speaking of inserting things where they shouldnt be inserted......this morning I got an email of a girl with an Octopus inserted in the same place as that sphere.....who the fuck looks at an Octopus and goes...."ohhh, yeah, that will work...quick get the camera"????
Reminds me of that story about Jimmy Page, two hookers, a bathtub, and a seafood joint down the street...
"What's a girl like you ou ou, doin in a plaaace like this?"
And another thing Cap'n "effective at what?"
who the fuck looks at an Octopus and goes...."ohhh, yeah, that will work...quick get the camera"????
The Japanese?
"What's a girl like you ou ou, doin in a plaaace like this?"
"What kind of girl do you think we are?! We wouldn't ball you just because you're a star! Don't call us groupies, that is going too far! What kind of girl do you think we are?!"
"These girls wouldn't let just anyone - spew on their vital parts. They want a guy...from a group...with a big...hit single in the charts!"
Man, I just listened to "Live at the Filmore" yesterday afternoon.
Frank is (was) great.
Keeps getting better.
This is here to provide a link to "counting self control". It is, if I'm not mistaken, 96. ;)
"What's a girl like you ou ou, doin in a plaaace like this?"
And another thing Cap'n "effective at what?"
Effective at making you want to get the fuck out of it prolly.;)
thats not 96. its 6P
well then I'll have to give up that slot for counting self control.:(
I may not have one, but if I had a vagina, I sure wouldn't want chunks of 23-week-old fetus being pulled through it.
I may not have one, but if I had a vagina, I sure wouldn't want chunks of 23-week-old fetus being pulled through it.
As a man I can't speak authoritatively on this, but I imagine that nobody wants 23-week-old fetus parts pulled out of them. I imagine that those that have the procedure think it's the lesser of two (or more) unsavory options.
I am in favor of a woman's right to choose, but a woman who hasn't made up her mind at 23 weeks probably should be issued a chastity belt, and her prospective partners should be kicked in the nuts...twice.
Oh...and...ick.
The 23+ week D&E (or sometimes called Intact D&X, for Dilation and Extraction) is the much discussed partial birth abortion procedure.
What I'm trying to figure out is what's not safe for work about that image.
someone might think you are considering having an abortion at 23 weeks
Yuk man, where do you bump in to stuff like that? I guess u dont go looking for it....
That procedure is usually used for fetuses that have died in the womb.
That procedure is usually used for fetuses that have died in the womb.
Thanks, that actually settles my mind a bit. I think there are folks who would like to have us believe that this is a common and routine form of birth control, rather than the exception.
Still, either way, cut me open if you have to, but theres no way I would want little fetusnuggets coming outta me.
Thanks, that actually settles my mind a bit. I think there are folks who would like to have us believe that this is a common and routine form of birth control, rather than the exception.
Hystrionics and exaggeration are important aspects of political debate these days. On both sides.
Hystrionics and exaggeration are important aspects of political debate these days. On both sides.
I imagine hystrionics woud play a crucial role in any debate about uterii.(uteruses?)
Shows what women will do when the men are armed.:lol:
Shows what women will do when the men are armed.:lol:
I like the WTF look on the woman on the left.
What is the source and caption for that photo?
Yeah she's got that look saying : Now wait a little bit stupid girl, when this funny looking men are going to do nasty things with you and when you have to carry 20 liters of water for 30km every day. Then it's gonna be much lesser pitoresque to play the bush-woman.
Or maybe it's what i'm thinking when i see that picture
Yeah she's got that look saying : Now wait a little bit stupid girl, when this funny looking men are going to do nasty things with you and when you have to carry 20 liters of water for 30km every day. Then it's gonna be much lesser pitoresque to play the bush-woman.
Or maybe it's what i'm thinking when i see that picture
I'm getting that too. And what
is that wooden thing she's holding?
BTW, she's pretty hot looking, and seems to be very happy considering it's probably hot so there is no other reason for her to make such a
pointed statement.
caption "i finally found my birth mother"
Kegger404,
that is funny shit doooooooooooood
PLUS, as the inchling would say: It's all about the dowas.
(boobs)
the Asians have the most beautiful nipples. Bar none.
What the asian chick doesent relize is that little stool she is holding is so the guys in the tribe can sit ( see the cup to hold their balls , and the cut outs for her dowas(Boobs) ) and force feed her some tribe meat ;)
( not realy , I don't have a clue what the thing in her hand is for , just speculating by the look on the African chicks face )
This World cup thing has gotten WAY out of controll !!!!
http://worldcup.bulletinboardforum.com/the Asians have the most beautiful nipples. Bar none.
I have to agree !!!!!!
This World cup thing has gotten WAY out of controll !!!!
http://worldcup.bulletinboardforum.com/
stupid damn high school guidance counselor...
"lookout, you really should look at a career in business - art just isn't well... rewarding."
stupid sonofabitchin' cockblockin' guidance counselor. i could have been painting uniforms all this time.
Yeah, lookout, that would have really helped your
love life.:right:
hey Bruce, apparently we are different in that I"m willing to sacrifice for my art. sacrifice. deeply. and often.;)
Yikes, not the place I'd want a papercut...
hey Bruce, apparently we are different in that I"m willing to sacrifice for my art. sacrifice. deeply. and often.;)
Yeah, I guess we are different, if you can sacrifice deeply.:blush:
Hey! I have that same bed spread!
me too.... this was taken in my room.
JUST JOKING!
omg...thats my girlfriend. DAMN YOU CAPNHOWDY!!
This World cup thing has gotten WAY out of controll !!!!
http://worldcup.bulletinboardforum.com/
I didn't realize the World Cup was a D.
Hey! I have that same bed spread!
So are you saying Bri that that could be YOU ????
Inquireing Minds Want to KNOW !!!!!
This World cup thing has gotten WAY out of controll !!!!
Look at the Fans !!!
http://girlsgonewild.bulletinboardforum.com/girls_gone_wild.php This World cup thing has gotten WAY out of controll !!!!
Look at the Fans !!!
http://girlsgonewild.bulletinboardforum.com/girls_gone_wild.php
That should be, Girls Gone Wild But Not With You. :o
Those might not be girls! not REAL ones anyway!
Those might not be girls! not REAL ones anyway!
OK, probably not the one with the yellow and green hair standing next to the giant head, but the other ones?
If the girl in green pointing to her teeth isn't a girl, then some plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel Prize.
Is it time for another round of "Spot the Transvestite"?
Image moderated with very, very good reason.
*smacks forehead* I thought there was an unwritten "NO GOATSE" rule here...
Maybe if i knew what GOATSE meant...
Maybe if i knew what GOATSE meant...
from
Wikipedia:
Goatse.cx (variably pronounced "goat see", "goat seh", "goats", "goatsex", "goat say", "goat see dot cx", or "goats dot cx", and often truncated to goatse) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites and well-known Internet memes. Its front page contained a sexually explicit and extremely graphic picture, hello.jpg, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand with no visible clothing (although his entire body is not visible) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles were visible. The site was commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.
that's not even WTF. It needs a new category.
the category would be "Goatse"
Well, that was definitely not safe for work.
would it be possible to remove that pic? from existence?
Much like first encountering the original, you cannot unsee it.
But hopefully, I have just detached it.
now if i can just unvomit, we'll be golden.
Ya know what I see? a box with "attachments pending approval" and nothing to click on.
However, if it is Goatse, I don't want to see it.
It was. Actually, it was worse.
You can click on the "wtfnsfw.jpg", but you don't want to. :headshake
Is this what *everyone's* bum would look like if we bothered to turn it inside out, or is this person just seriously deformed, both in mind *and* body?
those are some small hooters1 |lol|
You mean.....:eek:
Wait wait, give me a minute.....
Chicks with beaks.
I miss chicks with antlers, that was a cool site.
don't be sorry, i was actually able to hold down a couple of saltines today. until i remembered your post.:rolleyes:
Yum...
A new desktop photo...
This is why I love coming here.
You can click on the "wtfnsfw.jpg", but you don't want to. :headshake
I attempted to totally detach the image, but for some reason I wasn't able to ... if someone else could make it go away, that would probably be good.
@ Shocker,
what's with all the owl references??
I am thinking old AGer's with an axe to grind would do something like that. New users are suspect and the first clue is immaturity.
I am just asking because there was a well hated owl there who dispised stupidity. I just find your double owl pictures Odd. You got something against owls? You get bit in the ass by one?
Just noticing , if there is anything TO notice. Maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before. so 'cuuuse me if I am a little sensitive.
what's with all the owl references??
It's a fark.com thing. Long-running joke over there, the "O RLY" owl.
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What's that, Roethlisberger's German vacation? :lol:
It's a fark.com thing. Long-running joke over there, the "O RLY" owl.
Yeah thats all it was...I just came across the site with a bunch of wierd owl pictures like that and thought they were semi-funny, so I thought i would post a couple.
nah that guy is wearing a helmet
You can click on the "wtfnsfw.jpg", but you don't want to. :headshake
I thought I learnt my lesson, but I clicked it...thank gawd its totally broken now :)
My prior picture should have been on the WTF thread instead.
I should have submitted something like this one. hehehe
or this one
Ohhh I cant think of that dudes name, but he's awesome.
He was in the movie "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".
Gravitizer.
God, I love this product placement money. :lol2:
Mmmmm.....
Ohhh I cant think of that dudes name, but he's awesome.
He was in the movie "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".
It's Vinny Jones ex footbal hardman..complete headcase when he played football...
I cant believe I am still attracted to bad boys...will I never learn
This is the Shai clothing line catalog. It is soooooooo NSFW.
http://www.sexpacking.com/home.phpWell i guess thats one way to try and sell clothing. I would rather think better to have your models KEEP the clothes on to sell them :lol:
not sure about that - i just bought about $4000 of their crap. every time i ask how much do i have to spend to get the model they say "have you seen...?"
And to think people complain about A & F catalogs!
I think that's because A&F comes direct to your home without warning labels, and is not produced in separate versions.
The term "art" is subjective. :haha:
pay close attention to the eyes and mouth. wow.
Man, I *so* thought that the dude with the paper was NBN for a second, there.
[Dolphin] NHHHH NHHHH NHHHH !!!!!!!! [/Dolphin ]
Don't ask, I don't know. :blush:
...about twenty pounds and a flannel shirt...
Don't ask, I don't know. :blush:
This one is easy. The young lady, who is obviously (and rightly) proud of her mammary protruberances, has just been the target of a bucket of very cold water thrown by someone who was hoping to see if her nipples could get any more erect.
Unfortunately, the guy on the bike was hit instead, and he is now preparing to sic his equally drenched pit bull on the offending water thrower, who is just off-camera to the left, turning on his heel and preparing to run like a sumbitch.
Damn, els... now THAT'S perception! :lol2:
But what about the sponge in her hand?
To clean up the mess when the throwee kicks the thrower's ass?
It's obviously a bike wash at a rally somewhere, but I don't know if he and the dog got hit with a bucket of water, or squirted with a hose, or what? :confused:
I know what the question is. Why is the dog green? :P
All I can think is SHAVE!! Lordy, tame that chia pet...
Found with UT's LiveJournal picture scanner.
All I can think is SHAVE!! Lordy, tame that chia pet...
I like the hairy bush it just tastes better.:yum:
See, the teddy bear picture makes sense. How else do you get baby teddy bears? All of the others must be female... like ants and bees and whatnot. All but a few are one gender. :D
Always wear pajamas to bed.
And firemen.....wear your safety glasses. :thepain:
They see a lot scarier stuff.
Scarier than peering into the void? :worried:
Maybe. but looks aren't everything. ;)
Body Art
ROTFL! The 'What men do when they're bored' section was very funny.
The woman with the eyes on her nipples was very creepy. The painting quality was too good. It looked like something out of the Twilight Zone.
The Willy Nelson pic was actually the punchline to a joke (tattoo artist, client, and a drunken man) . It's funny that someone turned it into body art.
The woman with the eyes on her nipples was very creepy. The painting quality was too good. It looked like something out of the Twilight Zone.
I agree -- I think it was a photoshop. :3_eyes:
Do you ever look at
www.fark.com at the photoshop threads? Any thread there with the photoshop icon has some imaginative work in it. Some people have too much time on their hands, but I must admit I'd love to be able to do stuff like that.
:)
You can scroll through, in alphabetical order, toilet paper brands....
Virtual Toilet Paper Museum
I need to get a life....just shoot me.
Umm...eww?
You know that expression? "Such a pretty face, it's a shame about..."
A few fries short of a happy meal, if you ask me.
You know that expression? "Such a pretty face, it's a shame about..."
...her clitoris trying to turn itself into a penis?
Oh, and Welcome!
That poor girl needs to spend a couple of weeks with me, I'll fatten her up!!!
Who blows them up? :blush:
Looks like Joe Everybody....at least in their own minds. :p:3eye:
ok is it my imagination or does it say "Warning : Gerbil Exit" in the background. If so.... then I am freaked out of my mind. sick sick sick :vomit:
I think you're right. They need one of my "Gerbil Jerks". :lol:
This is SO wrong! Sheesh...
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You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.
At least there wasn't any skin.
I know, how anyone can stomach 'twisted' ice cream is beyond me...:right:
You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.
At least there wasn't any skin.
This is the NSFW thread.
I think the post got moved...? I saw it when it was in the other "What the fuck" thread too.
You know, there is a "NSFW what the fuck" thread. This would have been better there. Getting the NSFW warning after the image has already loaded onto my computer doesn't do much to help me.
At least there wasn't any skin.
Sorry. :sniff:
Sorry. :sniff:
:comfort:
p.s. whats with the plastic bags on the sugar-cones?
Well, to protect you from the drip I'd think :)
:comfort:
p.s. whats with the plastic bags on the sugar-cones?
They're cone-doms!
Well, to protect you from the drip I'd think :)
oh yeah, dripping liquid penis is a big problem these days
No, but penises dripping liquid *is*...
Sorry. :sniff:
No problem, I just moved it prevent confusion. :D
I'm confused.. why did you move it, again?
Because it was NSFW: Not Safe For Work; i.e. pornographic. It's polite to put images like that in specifically designated threads so that people surfing the internet at work won't unexpectedly find themselves with images on the screen that could get them fired.
Sorry. :sniff:
It's alright. :)
I'm at home now. I may have overreacted a little, but I saw this image right after I read the post by the pedophile in the other thread, and I was already a little sensitized. This is just ice cream, but I wouldn't want my boss walking in on me while I had it up on my screen.
It's alright. :)
I'm at home now. I may have overreacted a little, but I saw this image right after I read the post by the pedophile in the other thread, and I was already a little sensitized. This is just ice cream, but I wouldn't want my boss walking in on me while I had it up on my screen.
Just saw this. I understand the mistake I made and was very sorry. I appreciate your kind words (I'm still a bit noobified) :)
Lotsa hot gilrs and funny as hell! :lol: LOVE IT Stress!
Was it just me or did it look like she is showing off bruises in the beginning? WTF?
I hooope those were tattoos...
You are a little new to this board, so you may not realize that we generally try to avoid posting images that might get a viewer in trouble at work. There are specific threads where those images can be posted,
like this one (NSFW).
You could also link to the picture, and put a NSFW warning before the link.
Maybe I can't read clearly anymore but I thought this was WTF NSFW thread ;)
You just aren't reading as fast as the mods are putting nsfw images in the proper place.
well then the mods are doin' a damn fine job!
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Maybe I never loved you
quite as often as I could...
[I]You are always on my mind...[/I]
that ones gonna give me bad dreams :worried:
Maybe I never loved you
quite as often as I could...
[I]You are always on my mind...[/I]
If the hair was a little redder, it
would be a dead ringer for ole Willie.
The thing that makes that picture priceless is the two random people eating off paper plates in the upper left.
Exactly! And one of the photographers is also eating something, it's almost like he's filming the thing casually. WTF?
Ho hum, another day another threesome. It's tough being a porn photographer, same old stuff everyday.
They dream of taking kids-with-Santa portraits at Sears. :lol:
You know... I believe they DO DO that.
The next two shots are
1) people checking thier watches and wondering when they'll wrap for the day
2) checking cell phone messages and booking more work of rthe rest of the week and or making plans for later that night
Man, I'm lucky if I get to look at a newspaper at lunch. Russia has really come a long way since the breakup.
Ok. I realize it's a stretch. But based on the hair, don't you think the, hmmm, blowee might be NBN? He hasn't been around lately either. I think now we know where he's been.
This is pretty safe for work, but out of an overabundance of caution..
Any chance that someone could post the picture of Lindsay Lohan that's currently circulating? I can't access any of the sites showing it and what was originally a vague interest to see how bad it really was is now a burning desire to see an A Lister's growler :yelgreedy
ok, sure.
What's a Lister's growler?
btw, "Bag of Antlers", that's some funny sh*t.
"A Lister" - a top-shelf celebrity
"Growler" - female naughty bits
There's a picture (allegedly) of Lindsey Lohan's pubis, showing an overgrown bush.
oh. Ok, thanks for the clarification, there's no way I'll be able to help. Good luck with that, though.
She's a train wreck. It's sad.
Does she need to borrow someone's weed whacker?
I've seen two in the last couple weeks, but both shaved. Probably in reaction to the criticism. :rolleyes:
http://www.realhamster.com/index.html
I'm still not sure if this is real or an incredibly elaborate pisstake.
Check out the "Studio" page. I'm gonna be laughing for a week.
[edit] it's a pisstake - damn!
Includes Celtic Misht lubricant, Monty's perfume, duct tape, nipple clamps, rocket-propelled butt plug and operator's manual.
:lol2:
I have seen the Lohan pictures, about three different ones lately. Girl can't seem to find a pair of panties, just like I can't seem to get off the damned web and do something productive.
Meh. It's a bald little thing, and not particularly attractive.
Caveat: I'm a girl. :)
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him swim with your ugly naked ass!
I think that donkey has a healthy sense of trepidation about what is going on, there.
*Damn. If that's how you turn out after takin' a bath, I'm not havin' any.*
You know all those pictures of starlets on the Red Carpet, where the camera flash goes through their clothes, especially black clothes?
Maybe we've been duped by these. :eek:
Suddenly I dont feel so inadequate with my non porn star pokie-outie bits?
Nothing wrong with itty bitty tittie. It's the heart behind 'em that counts. :2cents:
My boobie bits are a decent size :D its just the *pokie outtie* bits, you couldnt hang a coat hanger off them thats for sure.
Damn, didn't come out properly :(
It's a lady with cocks for nipples
Was there a porno game released for Atari??
You know all those pictures of starlets on the Red Carpet, where the camera flash goes through their clothes, especially black clothes?
Maybe we've been duped by these. :eek:
That is just wrong!
TRUTH IN ADVERTISING!!!
I'd like to see that one when she's 9 months pregnant. Will the uterus stretch out as the skin stretches?
Someone please edit/'shop out the pimples and the bruises.
Why in Bob's name would you do that? :eyebrow: And is it my imagination or does it seem likes its a bit over sized?
I think that this is a charcoal sketch, not a tattoo. Looks like sketching pencil smudge all over her.
Why in Bob's name would you do that? :eyebrow: ...
De-sexualizing the naughty bits. It screams "For biological puposes only".
I think that this is a charcoal sketch, not a tattoo. Looks like sketching pencil smudge all over her.
When you get a tattoo (esp. one that's all black), you'll get ink smudges all around the area. I also note there's a shiny bit on the left, indicative of the A&E Ointment they put on fresh tattoos to help prevent scabbing too early.
Will she get it altered if she has a hysterectomy?
I bet she gets altered before she gets laid.
I think there's a strong chance that the bearer of that particular tattoo may not be interested in heterosexual activity. It just looks sort of extreme feminist to me. But then I don't really know shit, do I? Just saw the picture like everyone else...:blush:
Sure Elspode, but you have the wisdom of a man twenty years (or more) your senior.;)
This guy's name is Manfred Radius, shown doing aerobatics....at night....with pyrotechnics.....in a glider.:eek:
Why is this NSFW? Is there a big dick hanging off of the plane somewhere? Or is it just because it is such an incredibly bad idea to do?
Aerobatic flying is risky, even more so at night where the references of your safety envelope, like the ground, aren't as apparent. The ace in the hole for aerobatics is horsepower, to be able to correct for miscalculations and surprises.
With a glider, no power to get you out of trouble, a sudden change in turbulence or gaggle of geese could spell disaster. Also, the additional strain on the airframe from the weight of his balls. :eek:
...Also, the additional strain on the airframe from the weight of his balls. :eek:
:thumbsup:
now all that needs remedy is the 'roids hanging out his ass.
I bet that IS scary.... definately enough to tighten up your insides.
[FONT="Arial Black"][/FONT]urinal art is underappreciated me thinks
...and that glider is pretty cool.
©Mike Hollingshead
(go to this link to read about the history of these photos, it's insane.)
www.extremeinstability.com
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You've got to follow that link. He has got some awesome photos that take up the entire frame. I've saved a couple as desktops. Outstanding !
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Good thing it's chained up.
...otherwise he'd faint....
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How realistic is it that a guy would
complain in that situation?
Maybe she has those sand-papery hands...
Just tired of being treated like a piece of meat....used, abused and cast aside.....nothing but sex object....
Oh, the boy....um...nevermind. :blush:
UT, is that statue in a restaurant?:eek:
OOOOMMMYYYYGOOODDDD!!!!!!!!!
Why is there a handle in the middle of pooky woman's hood but not on dick man's hood? Bad photoshopping?
Duh! It's hidden under his ballbag!
No.... The peter IS the handle :))
With a gash like the female hood, who needs to open it anyway? Just reach right in. heehee....
Ewwww - gross visual capn!!!!
[shakes head to clear vision of capn up to his elbows]
shouldn't a German car be uncut?
not with the Cal. plates......
If you left them alone overnight would you get a motorcycle nine months later?
No, a Mini.
Only after she turned into a Suburbin !!!!!
If you left them alone overnight would you get a motorcycle nine months later?
A NEW Beetle?
Costs a fortune and is generationally "wrong". Sounds like a kid to me!
The male Beetle may be teh Gay. At least it pays more attention to its bikini line than the female Beetle....
Ya know. I really gotta get over there during the celebration!
Is that a clothed girl in the corner? That's hot! :lol:
actually, it kind of looks like a game of musical chairs, only instead of chairs, ya gotta get your hand on the pink peter when the music stops. She wasnt able to get her hand on fast enough! :lol:
is she sleeping in the corner? or sulking?
wallflower at the orgy...
actually, it kind of looks like a game of musical chairs, only instead of chairs, ya gotta get your hand on the pink peter when the music stops. She wasnt able to get her hand on fast enough! :lol:
Wait a minute, they play that game too?:blush:
What's my penis doing in Asia? ;)
What's my penis doing in Asia? ;)
Remember, we had that crazy idea after a night of drinking...the mail order penis business? Fine specimen, spexx! :p
This is wrong in so many ways mere words cannot describe it.
You know you need to reevaluate yourself when it's the monkey that gets embarassed to be caught naked with you:rolleyes:
I think the monkey is ....well......bananas. :D
The end must be near...
It has been foretold.
Looks like the end is just a little too far for the dog.......should pick on something his own size. ;)
Page 38 is so damn wonderful!
Because the posts per page value is a user controlled setting, a post like yours, #573, is interesting but unhelpful.
In the default setting, which I'm assuming he's using, that would be posts #556 through #570.
No way.
Don't you mean
*can't...breathe...claustro...phobia...setting...*gasp!*...in!!!*
Gives new meaning to the term "Born Again".
ding ding ding......We had a winner.......:guinea:
yeah. i'm thinking there won't be any topping that guy. oh, wait a minute!
How can she have that ho hum expression on her face? I bet the man doesn't share that sentiment.
Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, .........
How can she have that ho hum expression on her face?
she's waiting for the adam's apple to reach the g-spot:thepain:
I smell photoshop.... I mean... look how thin her face is... I have never seen a woman that big with that thin of a face.
[SIZE="5"]"I think I found your G-spot"[/SIZE] [SIZE="4"]"I think I found your G-spot"[/SIZE] [SIZE="3"]"I think I found your G-spot"[/SIZE] [SIZE="2"]"I think I found your G-spot"[/SIZE] [SIZE="1"]"I think I found your G-spot" [/SIZE] [SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]"I think I found your G-spot"[/COLOR][/SIZE]
"Hell, if we could find my car keys, we could *drive* out!"
I smell photoshop.... I mean... look how thin her face is... I have never seen a woman that big with that thin of a face.
Maybe the face was changed to protect the guilty.....he doesn't have to worry about being recognized. :rolleyes:
I smell photoshop.... I mean... look how thin her face is... I have never seen a woman that big with that thin of a face.
I've never even seen a woman that big!
I've never even seen a woman that big!
You mean you've never been to Ryan's Steak House ("Steak") ?
Whatever, that guy's got surreal taste in hats.
Noted without comment - I leave that to you guys and girls:
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=318 NSFW also already in the video thread.
Noted without comment - I leave that to you guys and girls:
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=318 NSFW also already in the video thread.
I could just picture [SIZE=-1]Giuliani setting that up in NYC when he was mayor.:D
Of course, being New York, the girls would have been a little more vocal.
"Hey you, you wanna see a piece of this? Slow down you &*&^ing moron!"
[/SIZE]
This is probably safe for work - it was broadcast in any case. But still...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z-zKNGJEPo&eurlBut still, it belongs in the video thread. ;)
Whatever, that guy's got surreal taste in hats.
lol
Whatever, that guy's got surreal taste in hats.
*SNORT *****
Damn it , Blurblin and coke everywere !!!!!!
But imagen if dude on top farted at just the right second !!!!
I bet the dudes ears on the bottom would FLAP !!!
You mean you've never been to Ryan's Steak House ("Steak") ?
Nope, but I've been to Walmart. They don't get any bigger than Walmart shoppers, do they?
There'd be some funny shaped chicks there....but you blokes wouldnt of noticed!
How do you know a man took this picture?
LOL! the reflection! good catch LabRat!
Just wanted to thank Flint for the new spin on The Temptation of Eve. That's why God invented photoshop!
Some more reflection pictures
here. It's snopes, so nothing graphic - but it is nudey so perhaps NSFW.
dude. you should have said '5'
[FONT=Times New Roman]
[FONT=Times New Roman]MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman] shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman] thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman] Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]MAYNARD: Amen.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]KNIGHTS: Amen.[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]ARTHUR: Right! One!... Two!... Five![/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]GALAHAD: Three, sir![/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman]ARTHUR: Three![/FONT]
[/FONT]
see? that's why I'm swinging a hammer and not finance mgr.
:(
When this guy works his joystick, he really works his joystick.
Except for the rather frightening neglige, doesn't that remind you of a scene from some William Gibson novel?
Except for the rather frightening neglige...
What do you mean, 'frightening neglige'? I have a neglige like that!
On you it wouldn't be frightening.
Don't encourage me, wolf. I'll only find more obscene pics of myself to post--apparently, there are a lot around... :lol:
...sigh...wasted youth and all that...
FUCKING YUUUUUUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!
OK.... It took me a moment and a few pages to figure out what the WTF:NSFW was with that link...... Soooo Zippyt.... I agree. :vomit:
Tub Girl makes Goatse Man look like a poster child for good taste.
didn't we declare a moratorium on tubgirl?
I sure thought we had a "NO GOATSE, NO TUBGIRL" rule...
Santa is celebrating early!
It appears Japan has more interesting New Years specials than the U.S. Apparently,
[COLOR=#0000ff]complaints were received[/COLOR] over last night's televised New Years special in which dancers appeared to be nude. The article states that the dancers were actually wearing body stockings, but it's hard to tell from the pictures.
Do these look like bodystockings to you?
[COLOR=#0000ff]NSFW - NHK Japan Nude New Years (full size 252k)[/COLOR]
BTW, this would make a great Windows wallpaper.
The clown in the back cracks me up. :lol:
The clown in the back cracks me up. :lol:
That's the problem with us here in the U.S. We take nudity way too seriously. Adding a clown says "Hey, it's not porn, we're just having fun here".
I think jokes were how they got away with the violence in James Bond movies.
deff body stockings !!!!!
Yeah, if you look close enough at one of the pictures you can see that certain things are two dimensional, so they are body stockings. They look real from far off, though.
I thought the boobs looked a little "mashed"
The shading is too thick and shady. And honestly, they're too large--a friend of mine lived in Japan for a year and was warned before she left the States to take a lot of extra bras for herself, because she would have a nearly impossible time buying them in her size in Japan. She's a B-cup in America, and apparently by their sizing she's an E-cup.
If they're body stockings, how come they all look slightly different? The one on the right end has rather large but close together ones while the one on the left hand end appears to have smaller, more separated ones. Do they make them all different?
Probably because they were individually airbrushed, on the girl, depending on her figure. ;)
I love me some Asian women.
If they're body stockings, how come they all look slightly different?
'Cuz they were made in China.
Adding a clown says "Hey, it's not porn, we're just having fun here".
Adding a clown who is being anally raped from behind, though, says, "I was an abused child, and my mother was raped by a clown! Ahhhh!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!"
I love me some Asian women.
'Cuz they were made in China.
Couldn't help it.
If only they were vibrators instead of just dildos...
Ev'ry time I think "I've seen everything", something else comes along. OMG!
'Cuz they were made in China.
Taste like pork.
If only they were vibrators instead of just dildos...
Just hook it up to your blender.
A friend of mine is being abused at West Point. He sent me
this.
Bro...no.
I already had this saved... I love this.
The clubs I worked in had performance artists from time to time... they were always a blast.
As an actor, I always loved them. I always learned from them, in one direction or another.
Very un-ladylike. :blush:
Very un-ladylike. :blush:
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls...
:eyebrow:
(the only version of "Lola" that I can find on iTunes is a shitty live version :()
The woman on the right of the picture's right boob looks like it would kill for a drink.
It was labeled "the cruelest tattoo"
I like the fact it says "Enjoy"
It suggests to me that you could be shorter, but it won't be as much fun for you....
So it is cruel to her, echo chamber.
:sick:
Now there is a death-trap waiting to happen.
How on earth......
...do you get knockers like that...
....... and legs like that and not fall over?
Yea I would say it is shopped. Look at her right leg where the boob touches the knee. the shadowing doesnt look right. But I would have to say that if it werent shopped, she would still have a good size set! Looking at her left one you can make out the outline of where it was spliced, to say the least.
you're right about the shadows. i think I was too scared to look closely enough before :eek:
It’s so embarrassing being around amateur photographers…
Think it's 'shopped?
No one would or could carry those around.
Hey!! Is this ? Naw can't be
Just imagine what's going to happen when the bird decides to fly off, and he has to get up and chase after it.
That looks suprisengly like a camp ground we go to exept fot the fat nude guy
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DOWAS!
ROCK!
Is that a wide mouth root beer in that juvenile's hand?
do you think that that's his mom?
piercings could cure those inverse nipples
I might read the Bible if it were all written on media of that quality.
I can read it now......
...and Capnhowdy begat.........
There is no limit to it's faith.
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.
Yep.
I'd kill you too.
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.
Hmmm, it looks correct on my screen??? It's, but the s is just touching the t.
Oh doh.
I dont give a rats arse today though :)
It's OK, it's only Sharpie.
Love may protect my preserves, but I'll give em fifteen minutes in a canning bath in any case.
I think she should have the Ten Commandments tatooed on the insides of her thighs. Its a good thing she doesn't live next door. I'm afraid I'd have to covet my neighbors ass.
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.
that's about what I thought, too! Otherwise, it's very well done, and way better than putting some bozo's name on there.
Sometimes the posts fall into place all by themselves...
At last! Proof that there IS a code in the bible. And this pic shows it can be cracked!
At last! Proof that there IS a code in the bible. And this pic shows it can be cracked!
Big deal, it's just like watching Fox News - eventually you will see some ass quoting scripture.
Love is patient. Love is kind. Love will not stick its penis in the bad place with no warning. Love loves butts. Love needs to be kept clean lest the words become illegible. Love transcends stupid people getting stupid tatoos in stupid places.
Assinthians 4:20
:cool:
You want WTF? I'll give you WTF.:haha:
The hair/ breast combination.
I mean THAT was enough.
But the quasi-sexual pose on an A Team duvet in long stripey socks. No.
At last! Proof that there IS a code in the bible. And this pic shows it can be cracked!
Now that is a target I can hit!
Bruce, baby...we have to talk about the web sites you've been hitting. Right after I finish bleaching my eyes.
So, would that be post-op, of their meds?
Now that was terrible!
Try this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNrxZuR3gcQ
Stephen Lynch is hilarious.:lol2:
Take a ride on the Marry-go-round!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. its funny because they didnt mean it
Is that shopped or am I really seeing a Goatse carousel?
oh you've got to be kidding me..... more goatse...
Kinda give a whole new meaning to stuffing it!
Is that shopped or am I really seeing a Goatse carousel?
It's real.
I can't link to the precise picture but it's
via this page, Parc Asterix, The Park, Attractions, For the Whole Family, On Land and By Air, Autres (phew!)
"Le Carrousel de César : Inside Obelix's pants, on horseback, or in a drakkar - the little Gauls keep going round and round!"
That confirms absolutely everything I have ever thought about the French.
"Le Carrousel de César : Inside Obelix's pants, on horseback, or in a drakkar - the little Gauls keep going round and round!"
It's Obelix! I knew he seemed familiar, but I must say that is an unfamiliar perspective on him...
I saw a documentary on how they make the molds...some dude has to get hard and stay hard for a ridiculously long time (something like 1-2 hours) while they take a cast of his junk.
I wonder if they'd consider a 'caster' in the 1 to 2 minute range?
You can use
alginate, the stuff dentists use to cast teeth. It sets up in a minute or so, but the mold only has a short life before it dries out. You've gotta make a plaster or wax cast within a couple of hours
ever woundered how dildos are made ??
http://public.fotki.com/tinynibbles/vixen-dildo-factory-tour/
That dog scares me a little and especially all the sick connections between that dog and dildos which come to my mind :worried:
ever woundered how dildos are made ??
http://public.fotki.com/tinynibbles/vixen-dildo-factory-tour/
I'm so gonna get a QA job there. Micrometers? Better bring in the big calibers, baby.
Wow... got teh visual.
Was yours involving a hotdog and a hallway and then a garden hose and a salami like mine?
I'm pretty certain that all this above mumbo-jumbo has to do with Castration Anxiety.
Good luck, boys.
For the really tough ones!
Well.... When ya gotta go....:eyebrow:
I sooo need a can of that Nut Buster stuff for work.
Wolf. For yours or someone else's?
Monster. I, myself could some of that at work sometimes. Guy at work, doesn't know how to keep his pants up at all. they hand around his freaking ankles it seems. :lol: Great pic!
Wolf. For yours or someone else's?
I am informed that I have balls, but I do not, personally, have nuts.
Well, except at work.
I am, in fact, a nut buster.
Not especially Hairy Potter
I'm just gonna say it. The lad is well-hung.
whoa, i just realized i wrote 'wold' instead of 'wolf'
oops.
I'm just gonna say it. The lad is well-hung.
Wait,
that's well-hung?
Thank you for drastically improving my self-esteem.
Well there's the whole grow-er vs show-er aspect
/grow-er m-self
//but would well prepare before a publicity photo like this
Well there's the whole grow-er vs show-er aspect
/grow-er m-self
//but would well prepare before a publicity photo like this
And self esteem should be divorced from either.
Same goes for boob size, ladies. :cool:
Wait, that's well-hung?
Thank you for drastically improving my self-esteem.
spode was talking about the horse.
Ah, but the lad is uncircumcised, and from the appearnce, 'twould appear he didn't fluff much, if at all.
Ohhhhh, Wilbur!
"thats not a carrot!"
Am I the only one to assume it's shopped?
The legs don't match the arms imo and despite Equus covering this topic, how likely is it a young actor would allow these publicity shots to circulate? In the play he is naked on stage for seconds, not a full frontal, stand still and show it off....
The only official shots I've seen have ended at the top of the pubic line. Even if full length shots were taken I'd expect him to wear a modety pouch.
Sorry to be a wet blanket and all that - seeing cock on WTF NSFW is appreciated regardless.... Disparity in nudity as previously mentioned ;)
i wasn't about to stare at it long enough to tell if it was shopped or not. i think i need to take the homophobe blasphemy challenge or something. i tell my self i'm not a homophobe, but i recoiled from that picture.
Well, now that you mention it, SG...I think you're right. The legs are far more muscular than the upper body, plus the resolution of the torso just isn't right in comparison with the hips to legs.
i recoiled from that picture.
I was stoic and stared and stared, nay
studied that photo, and I am sad to announce that I agree with Sundae. The legs are massive, warrior-like legs; like Russel Crowe in Gladiator...his powerful thighs, capable of vigorous thrusts, potent momentum, breathtaking propulsion and possibly even forceful torque...................
Look. I just don't think those are Harry's thighs and dong. I'd like to think that this unassuming lad is hung like that, as would be a happy surprise for anyone lucky enough to come across it, but I don't think it's his.
I must confess to only staring at the dong first time around, but now you, er, come ... to mention it, it looks 'shopped to me, too.
The picture could have been the original before they cropped it for the public. But cranking it up in Photoshop, I can make out the legs. His right leg (our left) ends before the edge of the frame... like it's jaggedly broken off. The bent leg shows the foot but no trace of the horse down there. He might be blocking the horses leg but that's a stretch.
I'm crushed that he would allow such a thing. Surely he's put a spell on the pictures so people couldn't do that with his permission.:dunce:
I'd agree it might be photoshopped, but not because of any disparity between upper/lower body.
My upper body is way less developed than my lower body. It's not uncommon, really--look at joggers, bikers, soccerers, etc. Bodybuilders will pump their upper body up to massive proportions, but more fitness-minded people will have more massive legs and moderately proportioned upper bodies.
Just an e.g., I can rep* 500 lb. squats and 1,200 lb. leg presses, but I can't rep more than 225 or so on a bench press.
* our colloq. defn. of rep is that it's an amount you can do several (2+) reps of on at least two sets.
My husband is built kind of that way too, with very strong, large legs. Personally, I like that in a guy much better than the out of proportion giant upper body and small legs look we see so often touted as the ideal.
It's a classical (pre-steroid-era) physique, reminiscent of Sandow (pictured below).
The arms and legs are properly proportioned. The leg in question looks bigger because it is foreshortened.
i hate to bring this up but...is it really going to affect your life that much if you never know what harry potters wand looks like?
oh and nice work grant, show off ;)
Not about being deprived, it's about being conned.:cool:
A larger, correctly-timed, extended version of the humping-puking-eating it dog animated gif has been located.
At 2.2 mb, it's too large for modem users so I am just linking it.
http://cellar.org/2007/humpingbarfingdog.gif
(the original is
here)
... i tell my self i'm not a homophobe, but i recoiled from that picture.
There's a difference between disliking another man's penis and disliking a person who likes another man's penis. The former means you're heterosexual, the latter homophobic. The trust test, of course, is how do you feel about Lezzzzbians? ;)
The trust test, of course, is how do you feel about Lezzzzbians? ;)
My brother always said the way he figures it he and lesbians have a lot in common.
My brother always said the way he figures it he and lesbians have a lot in common.
They both like flannel and birkenstocks?
oh and nice work grant, show off ;)
I didn't mean to sound like I was bragging. I consider myself quite the pansy. :p
A larger, correctly-timed, extended version of the humping-puking-eating it dog animated gif has been located.
At 2.2 mb, it's too large for modem users so I am just linking it.
http://cellar.org/2007/humpingbarfingdog.gif
(the original is here)
:thumb:
Yeah!!
I LOVE humping/puking/eating dog. It's the best thing on the Web.
OK.... I don't think that is Daniel Radcliffe. That's Elijah Woods!
Radcliffe, Wood or Maguire? Hmmm...If I could do a taste test, I would know for sure.
OK.... I don't think that is Daniel Radcliffe. That's Elijah Woods!
Maybe Elijah Flacid?
it's Frodo, isn't it? Frodo Baggins? of the Underhill Bagginses?
its not hairy enough to be frodo's
How do you know?
Oh never mind, don't answer that.
you got anything to top harry potters penis?
you got anything to top harry potters penis?
Yes :D all he has to do is bring it over here!
Yes :D all he has to do is bring it over here!
Good one! :lol:
Are you done dickin' around?:haha:
He's a Ballchinian. (can anyone name the movie?)
i want to get him arroused just to see what happens
i want to get him arroused just to see what happens
I'm sure it would be hard on everyone if you did. ;-)
another :eek:
I'd say she has some "work" done....
Moved here from the WTF thread. xoxoxoBruce
theres been so many one liners today!
i want to get him arroused just to see what happens
He falls unconscious from lack of blood to his brain.
Hi all...rare night time post for me.
Just so everyone knows, though I was quoted with the pic of naked breast Courtney Love, I originally posted the giant boob but still concealed pic of clothed Courtney Love.
It was moved here, but I wasn't the one who posted the sad little boob picture.
Funny joke. Not.
:cool:
Yeah, that was clearly squadrat1's contribution, Shawnee123. We're not letting you take credit. :D
I'd say she has some "work" done....
No where near enough, however.
No where near enough, however.
Actually, her skin looks good, the boobs are small but nice, and she has a nice figure. If it weren't for the raccoon makeup, punkish hair, trashy lipstick and cig, she'd look pretty good.
Don't forget the prizefighter's nose.
Actually, her skin looks good, the boobs are small but nice, and she has a nice figure. If it weren't for the raccoon makeup, punkish hair, trashy lipstick and cig, she'd look pretty good.
But isn't that a pretty old "before" picture, Rich? Lot of miles since then.;)
But isn't that a pretty old "before" picture, Rich? Lot of miles since then.;)
June 25th 2006[youtube]JLt1rabRoE4[/youtube]
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3bf_1174191314
Kentucky woman sued her doctor for branding her uterus! A Kentucky woman sued her a doctor for branding her uterus with the initials of his alma mater during an operation to remove the organ. Stephanie Means alleged that while Dr. James Guiler performed the hysterectomy at Central Baptist Hospital in Lexington, he "used a cauterizing instrument to intentionally brand the letters 'UK,' approximately 4-5 cm in height, on Plaintiff Stephanie Means's uterus." Means's lawsuit noted that since she and her husband were apprehensive about the surgery, Guiler filmed the procedure and gave the couple a copy of the videotape, which, the Fayette Circuit Court lawsuit stated, "clearly showed the instrument being used to brand Stephanie's uterus." Apparently, 9 other women came forward and said the doctor had done the same to their uteruses.
If they are not going to be using it anymore anyway, there's really not that much of a big deal, is it? After all, he might just have been marking them "Uterus Kaput" to make sure that they didn't get reused in some sort of bizarre Bride of Frankenporn kind of experiment.
If they are not going to be using it anymore anyway, there's really not that much of a big deal, is it? After all, he might just have been marking them "Uterus Kaput" to make sure that they didn't get reused in some sort of bizarre Bride of Frankenporn kind of experiment.
What I wasn't clear about if he was marking what he took out or left in?
If it was what he took out, it was a bit strange. If it was what he left in, it was sick.
Always check IotD... story might be 4 years old.
http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=2750
And yes it was the part taken out.
Always check IotD... story might be 4 years old.
http://cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=2750
And yes it was the part taken out.
Ok, but somehow I couldn't being myself to type "uterus university of kentucky" into the search engine. I was afraid of what would pop up.;)
No legs. Bahh! sure it's a heck of a lot easier when she's not trying to kick you in the face when you do that.
pffft amateurs.
It's uter-US, not uter-YOU!
(H.J. Simpson)
[url="http://www.nickscipio.com/funstuff/archive19/2007-01-23_bearbath.html"]
Link currently no workie.
However, that womans breasts (post #795) are my idea of perfect for me. I must save that picure to give the doc when I get my boobs done someday. :apickle: <-- [SIZE="1"]supposed to be green with envy...[/SIZE]
I must save that picure to give the doc when I get my boobs done someday.
WTF !!!!!!!
We have only had a breif glimpse of your boobies , and I for one think they were FINE !!!
I have to agree...that woman's boobies, while nicely shaped and all, are no better than your own, LR. Don't mess with Nature, She was pretty good to you, if the pics I've seen are any indication. :D
I agree, there's nothing wrong right there at home.:yum:
:blush: Grass is always greener I guess... Thanks a lot for the ego boosters guys.
im so sorry for this...so sorry, please forgive me!
Nice prom pic! hehehe
Reminds me of a Sci-Fi movie my friend and former boss bade in the early 80s called "The Strangeness". They made the monster look like a giant vagina, not by accident either.
LOL!!! And after he beat them off he gave Jug head.
Radcliffe, Wood or Maguire? Hmmm...If I could do a taste test, I would know for sure.
Turns out its
Harry.
LONDON, March 6 — It was a little weird at first, Erin Tobin said, seeing Harry Potter right there on the stage without his pants, or indeed any of his clothes.
Not actually Harry Potter, of course, since he is fictional, but the next best thing: Daniel Radcliffe, who plays him in the movies. Now 17, Mr. Radcliffe has cast off his wand, his broomstick and everything else to appear in the West End revival of Peter Shaffer’s “Equus.” He stars as Alan Strang, a disturbed young man who, in a distinctly un-Harry-Potterish moment of frenzied psychosexual madness, blinds six horses with a hoof pick.I'd say she has some "work" done....
Moved here from the WTF thread. xoxoxoBruce
God she is one ugly crack whore.:worried:
Turns out its Harry.
The question is whether the picture is just the rest of the first publicity photo linked on that site, or someone took that photo and added a lower half.;)
Can't find the news article now, but if I recall, this was a sick croc, and a vet was trying to give it a shot, when it bit his arm off. Police then killed the croc to get the arm back and sew it back onto the doc. Not sure how the doc is doing now. Asia somewhere.
Mel, how weird is that...?
Can't find the news article now, but if I recall, this was a sick croc, and a vet was trying to give it a shot, when it bit his arm off. Police then killed the croc to get the arm back and sew it back onto the doc. Not sure how the doc is doing now. Asia somewhere.
Maybe the crock just wanted to turn the tables on humans and make a handbag too.
I read yesterday that the surgery was a success and the man is recovering.
The crocodile fared less well and now is a covering.
Here is the news article about it.
LINK... but i couldn't help but share.
Here are those new green Nikes I've been telling you about ..
That photo could use some cropping.
Any lip readers out there?
I don't see how she can wear sneakers with that camel toe.
shel,
how do you feel about camel toe?
I like how she's wearing a scarf. Wouldn't want to get cold or anything.
As much as I'm a fan of labial cleft, the toe in the above photo does seem a little "digitally enhanced".
Note: the darkness of the shadow lines is sharper in delineation (compare other folds of fabric) and considerably darker by about two stops (for any photo heads out there). I'm sure the gal was sporting, but I think things were helped along.
how about this one then? based on its source (
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/shalala8), i'm gonna say it is 100% genuine 'toe.
how about this one then? based on its source (http://www.wretch.cc/blog/shalala8), i'm gonna say it is 100% genuine 'toe.
Looks more like bunched up fabric than cleft to me.
As much as I'm a fan of labial cleft, the toe in the above photo does seem a little "digitally enhanced".
...
"Is that two bananas shoved down the front of your shorts, or are you just glad to see me?"
Hey Cellar Babes, I would be honored if you post photos of your own camel toes.
This is my camel Beauregard. He's a little shy, but I was able to get this photo per your request:
This is my camel Beauregard. He's a little shy, but I was able to get this photo per your request:
I asked for it, and, boy, did I get what I asked for. Shawnee, your camel's toe makes me hot, hot, hot. :p
I asked for it, and, boy, did I get what I asked for. Shawnee, your camel's toe makes me hot, hot, hot. :p
Yeah, I don't know...I was thinking of having it filed down a bit. :eek:
shel,
how do you feel about camel toe?
I'm more interested in the hump.
Someone say hump? http://www.youtube.com/?v=W91sqAs-_-g
Wow, so much better than the Black Eyed Peas version. I can understand all of the lyrics and it's MEANT to be funny.
Someone say hump? http://www.youtube.com/?v=W91sqAs-_-g
What was she thinking? Put the turd polish away, Alanis.
Stop it now. That's like doing a remake of "Freddy got Fingered"
Looks more like bunched up fabric than cleft to me.
ok ok, i lose. just trying to keep the mood light around here.
Ok, so I just upgraded/reinstalled to the new Ubuntu 7/04 and I was back out looking for a logo to use for my disk labels.
As you can see, people have taken the original Ubuntu logo and made some interesting interpretations.
You don't see that with Windows, although I guess you could come up with some similar ideas for "Vista".
This does sort of reinforce the stereotype that all nerds think about is computers
and sex.
Lewis: Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.
Nice pics, they are too small for my eyes to see, any bigger? Or how about a link?
Do you have to install Linux before you install this program? I have an old laptop that I would like to erase the hard drive and start over with. Any recommendations?
After a little reading on here:
http://ubuntuforums.org/forumdisplay.php?f=73
It sounds extremely buggy.
Nice pics, they are too small for my eyes to see, any bigger? Or how about a link?
Do you have to install Linux before you install this program? I have an old laptop that I would like to erase the hard drive and start over with. Any recommendations?
https://lists.ubuntu.com/archives/ubuntu-es/attachments/20051202/4abe3cb1/ubuntu_5.11.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/81971182_49a82c1cd7.jpg?v=0
http://blog.levhita.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/ubuntu-logo.jpg
After a little reading on here: http://ubuntuforums.org/forumdisplay.php?f=73
It sounds extremely buggy.
I transferred the Ubuntu discussion to
this thread.
Or she has weird looking lips.
:vomitblu:
Just wander... it's not my fault... I don't even know how I feel about this.
It is
so unusual for me not to be turned on by something sexual... :headshake
Seems like a terrible waste of time.
Then you should LOVE this !!!
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/hotdoll-the-sex-doll-for-dogs-253334.php
Nasty, but I am sure some idiot will buy it for their little fifi...:(
Man, I don't know whether to feel sorry for them or just laugh at them.
Hey Cellar Babes, I would be honored if you post photos of your own camel toes.
Here are
some panties to help get you started....
and will you be modeling them for us ?????
jinx has ones like those. but she won't be modeling them for you.
ever.
For all you humping-dog-weirdos:
the videos
the gadget
I've seen it. It's as stupid/worthless/embarassingly funny as it appears. At least for the first ten seconds. I can't say anything about the next ten seconds or anything after that. I have a short attention span. Thank Gawd.
jinx has ones like those. ...
Has what like those?
undies, you dirty bastard.
undies, you dirty bastard.
You forgot "old".:blush:
jinx has ones like those. but she won't be modeling them for you.
ever.
Interesting. Why not?
warning.
i'm about to become hostile towards you. you're being a jerk. stop it.
Wait a minute. Jinx will say what she models and for whom. You will say, Yes dear.
Good lord. Have you all forgotten about the swimsuit bottoms picture?
nothing is sacred in WTF NSFW
Aren't pigs supposed to have like eight of those things?
Maybe, and the ones that don't get one die. Pigs, you get your own tit.
Not sure about the number.
Must be 12. Any pigs over that number will starve.
"The underline of a gilt or sow is extremely important. Replacement gilts must have at least six functional nipples per side and they should be evenly spaced and prominent." TMI.
He used the baby powder there on the floor because he didn't want any uncomfortable chafing! :lol:
No prostitute should be without one.
My...umm....*friend* has something similar to that SD. He thoroughly recommends it for a sex toy
I want one so bad the Lady Keryx could use it in me every day!!!
yuk. remind me not to visit this thread again. Specifically referring to Bullit's clip.
I got it confused with the people pic NSFW thread.
:(
I want to see what that guys sack looks like when he's just standing there, before he hangs himself. Reminds me of the tribes that stretch out their ears and lips. And how the F does he get up there? Doesn't look PS'd to me, but ???.
or, just in case you ever wondered where the "bean" is:
(seriously NSFW)
http://www.coolnurse.com/anatomy.htm
Alternatively, did you know you can get Gray's Anatomy online: Here're the girl bits:
http://www.bartleby.com/107/270.htmlPretty ballsy shot there DuckNuts.
and you'd be surprised how many people are into cock and ball torture . . . or suspensions. You would be really appalled at the things I've seen guys do to their equipment.
Sweetie, I'm reasonably amazed at what you've said that you've done to *your* equipment.
Can't tell if that's embedded in the PowerPoint or just someone relapsing.
Gosh, I wonder what she does for a living?
Hmmm...is that a Linea Nigra?
At least she has the bits covered. I wonder if she road the bus to the mall that day?
Go down on her, and you're making out with Homer.
photoshopped or temporary tattoo?
I don't know, but if its a real tattoo, that's a piteous waste of a lovely muff.
Its not mine, so I wouldnt know....but I am guessing temporary tatt.
I don't know...a blowjob from Homer may not be so bad.
Looks like the "tattoo" doesn't flow over the contour of her body. I think it's 'shopped, poorly.
Like who wants to look down at her crotch all the while thinking, "aw shit, I'm fucking Homers mouth."
So, that's like, a doughnut hole?
Like who wants to look down at her crotch all the while thinking, "aw shit, I'm fucking Homers mouth."
Pretend you're on a high wire..... don't look down.
Ummmm....I know I am an Aussie n all....but.....NSFW?
Yeah, I hit the wrong thread late at night.
A new breed of shark found.
Yeah, I hit the wrong thread late at night.
Good!! I would hate to think I was missing out on something naughty is all :)
Fargon - thats one angry looking penis.
Good!! I would hate to think I was missing out on something naughty is all :)
Fargon - thats one angry looking penis.
That my precious is a rare Penishark.
That my precious is a rare Penishark.
I could wrap my "Jaws" around it. ;-)
So, that's like, a doughnut hole?
MMMMMMMM. doughnuts!
That my precious is a rare Penishark.
No, it's a porpoenis.
No, it's a porpoenis.
What ever you call it, if it gets to close your fucked.
Clit piercing. Uh nsfw, of course.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/13558?user_choice=Enter
Man, I'm not even female and I still winced when they punched through.
BTW, do women have any empathy when they see a guy take a hit to the balls?
Okay, is that the *clit* that is pierced on her, or the clitoral hood? Ladies? I mean, I'm no gynecologist, but the thing I usually like to play with my tongue and suck on is located beneath the part that that girl got pierced.
what horrible audio quality. i couldn't understand a friggin thing they said.
One word: Mercat
Okay, is that the *clit* that is pierced on her, or the clitoral hood? Ladies? I mean, I'm no gynecologist, but the thing I usually like to play with my tongue and suck on is located beneath the part that that girl got pierced.
It appears she got the hood pierced. We appreciate your attention to detail when it comes to anatomy Els. ;)
BTW, do women have any empathy when they see a guy take a hit to the balls?
Yeah, I usually feel really bad about it right after I kick him. But it passes. ;)
disclaimer: Shawnee does not condone domestic violence and does not want you to try this at home. :p
Okay, is that the *clit* that is pierced on her, or the clitoral hood?
Picky, picky, picky, that's what they called it where I
found the link.
Of course you're right, as usual.
Speaking of
beef jerky,
now THIS is talent...Why did I think there would be anything but gross in that link?
That is going to haunt me. Forever.
I wouldn't exactly call it talent, but it's certainly an unusual ability.
Arrggg! Why must curiosity haunt me so! And after Smurf's comment, I might never eat a piece of beef jerky again.
Wow, tying things in knots is more disturbing to you guys than watching it get pierced? I still haven't been able to watch the piercing video all the way through...
Picky, picky, picky, that's what they called it where I found the link.
Of course you're right, as usual.
Hey, I really appreciated the link...in the same way I appreciate videos of horrifying motorcycle crashes. Reminds of things never to do or allow anyone else to have done. ow.
True, kind of like listening to them describe Reagan's dick reaming.
Speaking of beef jerky, now THIS is talent...
Is that a Windsor knot?;)
I won't be happy till I see somebody's ass posted here.
This is what greeted me this morning. I really regret not taking the photo until after the kid had been removed and tossed in the shower (pajamas and all,) but I was going on maternal and not voyeuristic instincts at that moment. I'm sure you can imagine what he looked like.
OMG!!!!!!
I can't breathe just looking at that.
Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.)
Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!
Did the poor wee bugger explode? :D
Hey Clod, how is Mini doing? OK I hope!!
Oh yeah, better now. His digestive issues are mostly cleared up and the diaper rash is healing. The Crib From Hell was at least partially my fault: I know he's a big fan of taking off his diaper, but I was trying to let a little more airflow in by putting him to bed without pajama pants...
wow... that looks familiar. my daughter caught to rotovirus when she was 9 months old - every 15 minutes, if it wasn't diarrhea, it was vomit. and it all had the same funny smell. i'll never forget that smell. i thought i had, until you posted that picture. thanks a lot. :greenface
Every non-parent is now retching. (Except possibly those who work in health care-type jobs.)
Every parent is thinking either, "been there, done that" or "yeah, my kid's done worse." You have our sympathy!!
My son had a blow-out when he was very young. I real blow-out, he had a cold... he really
blew it up.
I thought I was on hidden camera for a sec.
It was all over the bumpers and the side was all shreaded... I am NOT making this up.
It looked kinda like that but with a splash pattern and multi-colored.
I was traumatized by it for a long time, and I used to work with human shit (our ranch had a fertilizer plant attached to it... yes, it was nasty, we had to dry it, mix it with phosphates and chicken shit... great job, NOT!
Which was still not as nasty as cleaning out old stills at the distillary... the most nasty job EVER!)
hey, I just saw the piercing video! That is a HCH -- a horizontal hood piercing, just like mine (although my jewelry is much, much bigger and mine actually does impact the clit itself). Guy did a good job; measured carefully, was quick and deft.
Remember, it only hurts for a second--like getting a shot.
When you say impact, Cloud, you mean rub, as in for pleasure when not even trying, right? How long have you had yours? Doesn't it rub you raw when you walk a lot? I'm just thinking that this wouldn't be a good idea for say, a runner ;) I suppose you would get used to it, but then, is that due to a lack of sensitivity over time?:confused:
no, I meant pierced through. I was pierced with such a large gauge that the piercer--intentionally or not, I've never figured out--also pierced my clit, which is rare. I walk a lot. It does not rub or irritate, nor have I lost sensitivity.
Some women are more sensitive than others. My bits are not that sensitive--I've never had a spontaneous orgasm from my piercing or anything. You do get used to it, and sometimes changing the jewelry can "refresh" the sensation. :)
Every non-parent is now retching.
And us parents are having flashbacks.
Picky, picky, picky, that's what they called it where I found the link.
Of course you're right, as usual.
Clits proper should never be pierced. Only the hoods. Either vertical (best IMHO) or horizontal.
When did you have your clitoral hood pierced, Merc? Did it hurt? How did you decide that vertical was best? Did you try it the other way first?
When did you have your clitoral hood pierced, Merc? Did it hurt? How did you decide that vertical was best? Did you try it the other way first?
Not me silly, the clit owner in my life.
Ribbed, for our pleasure.
Naw, that would be a BIG waste on me.
I was ribbing you...
I thought I saw .... "rubbing you" :3_eyes:
No fair changing quotes...
No fair changing quotes...of pagan weirdos
or anybody!
or anusbuddies!
PS - there are no other kind of Pagans save for weirdos.
And us parents are having flashbacks.
Oh yes, I remember vividly the first one that was contained entirely by the all-in-one body suit -until it erupted out of the back of the neck hole and into the hair :eek:
Okay, monster, you have effectively ended the inquisition on whether or not my husband and I should have another child. Yikes!
I remember an old National Lampoon fake ad. It was for Huggies Diaper Suits. Change them once a week.
The image was a baby in a black plastic trash bag with arm and leg holes.
sorry. apples/oranges here.
i took your post to mean that you were referring to the picture of the dolls, which kinda look like barbie, but they're not. they are basically flat chested sculptured dolls which have penis (plural ?) for a nose.
i like the artist who made them though. UT, do you recall where you get this image?
is the plural of penis "penii" ?,
A dog masturbating. Posted in be-bop's Nothingland thread too.
(It's really gross. I wish I could unwatch it.)
I'm not gonna watch it, but, is it where they wank dogs to get semen for AI????
When I used to work for the vets, we used to draw straws to see who had to do that job.
Thankfully, I never never never never, had to do it.
We used to complain that it was "wank dog week" when there were 3 or more in a week.
No, the dog is actually up on its hind legs having a tug...
shit, now I have to watch it, but I dont want too
Gross, this milk is spoiled - here, smell it!
I'm sick, I found that really funny
Dog always get me laughing. That was great.
I'm not going to mention humping/puking/eating-it-up dog, which is the pinnacle of comedy.
Wow. And I thought the walking two legged amputee dog was amazing.
Somebody always ruins the pic!!!
Shopped, but amusing none the less.
lol ducks
-------
I love the Aquarius one.
Damn...I'm so proud to be a Libra right now.
I enjoy how the photo says "Pieces" instead of "Pisces"
Damn...I'm so proud to be a Libra right now.
Yes, but if you look close, don't they seem a little unbalanced?
It's a gift....and a curse.;)
My wife's ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES! THEY BURN!! :mecry:
Another shot from last week on our boat.
What bait were you using?
Are those tattoos really offensive, like "I hate ni66ers" or are you afraid we'd recognize her from an "art film" ...?
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I'm all for seeing as much of Merc's wife's ass as he wants to post, but why the WTF thread? Am I missing something, like, she's 95 years old or one of her legs is artificial?
I'm all for seeing as much of Merc's wife's ass as he wants to post, but why the WTF thread? Am I missing something, like, she's 95 years old or one of her legs is artificial?
Could it be....
Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
Another shot from last week on our boat.
Merc!!! OH MY GOD!!! Did you photoshop the tattoo off of your wifes ass? What does it say?!?
Definitely shopped.
:D
Merc!!! OH MY GOD!!! Did you photoshop the tattoo off of your wifes ass? What does it say?!?
Definitely shopped.
:D
Yea, I did a cover up of it. It is art. No words or letters. And we absoutely love it. Just had the colors redone.
I'm all for seeing as much of Merc's wife's ass as he wants to post, but why the WTF thread? Am I missing something, like, she's 95 years old or one of her legs is artificial?
No, but she did just get some awsome artificial tiddies. :D And they look damm good.
I'm all for seeing as much of Merc's wife's ass as he wants to post, but why the WTF thread? Am I missing something, like, she's 95 years old or one of her legs is artificial?
Actually I thought I was in the regular NSFW thread. It was an error. I can take them down if you like.
Doesn't matter as long as it's a NSFW thread. Consider it thread drift.
Merc Keep on Drifting !!!!
zippyt's hand just drifted down his pants ...
Y'know, sometimes I get UG and Merc mixed up, and then I remembered that it was UG who was in the Navy.
So I guess now that Merc has posted a picture of someone with a mostly bare ass bent over the bow of a boat, UG is going to have flashbacks to his service days.:p
"Sir I can understand your ordering me to bend over and polish that bow cleat, but why do I have to wear the thong?"
[youtube]LwFk2VaDXok[/youtube]
A dog masturbating. Posted in be-bop's Nothingland thread too.
(It's really gross. I wish I could unwatch it.)
LOL sick-what has that dog seen at his house?
Y'know, sometimes I get UG and Merc mixed up,
Dude, you are killing me.:whofart:
Dogs crack me up.
A friend of mine worked at a pub in London called the Dog and Duck... I always thought it sounded like something from the Karma Sutra.
Another mate worked at the Slug and Lettuce. Now that's
great marketing!
Dock & Duck is traditional, Slug & Lettuce is a chain of whimsically named pubs (see also Frog & Nightgown) so that people remember them.
Slug & Lettuce do a cracking beef & ale pie though.
I'm scared to comment on that naked dude.
Oh is that the WTF in that pic?!
I get it now. I just looked at it, went "What the fuck?" and decided it therefore fit the criteria.
I spose it would be quite noteworthy for American women who don't get to see the old hat in its natural state...
I just thought it was a picture of the poster...
I just thought it was a picture of the poster...
She has less foreskinShe has less foreskin
Yes but she has 3 pussies.
I thought we had a no goatse rule... not even fake goatse.
bleurgh.
Ah...I see Sheldon took pictures of his last birthday cake.
The fork is just the final indignity.
(Of cours, that's an expression. I somehow have a feeling more indignities are on the way.)
I can't decide...would chocolate have been yuckier, or yummier than strawberry?
Is the writing around the bottom (of the CAKE!) the date in binary?
No, it says something like "Happy Birthday!!111one!"
Ah...I see Sheldon took pictures of his last birthday cake.
I like rimming my cake and eating it too.
I can haz burger?
what would you even call this burger?
Mc vagina with cheese?
sorry about that, sounds very wrong
I don't see any cheese, but you can almost taste that special sauce!
haha... theres an ass version as well, not very pleasant at all
Youre not a fan of the special sauce Lj?
found the ass one, just for your viewing pleasure..
jeez im nice
ha!
That's a little bit unpleasant
damn straight.
imagine how she feels
well she must have laid there still for a while to get that lettuce to stick in her arse crack. I don't think she's that upset.
lends a whole new meaning to a chick having a 'phat' arse really.
haha
who knows, she might feel quite accomplished about the whole affair
well I guess there's all different types of salad, and just as many different ways to eat it...even backwards.
but then would you poo out of your mouth?
I think she has Assbergers' Syndrome
I think she has Assbergers' Syndrome
damn you beat me to it.
at least this mean's you'll get the hatemail this time.....
damn you beat me to it.
at least this mean's you'll get the hatemail this time.....
I was amazed that no one else had said it. Maybe this should have warned me.
Do you want me to forward the hatemail?
well i sure was thinking it, but now that it's out there it's even funnier
zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke?
zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke?
Oh, was that a joke? I seeeeeeee...
Seriously, no it hasn't happened to me but I've heard of it a fair bit. I only have a few kids classes per week. Some foreigners are posted in junior-high and high schools and they are the butt of this joke...
i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em.
i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em.
Alas, I'm never allowed to hurt them, even when they really deserve it. Actually, I really like the arrangement, in that if there are any serious discipline issues I call for backup from the Japanese staff, and they handle it. I very rarely need this.
Mind you, there was one time one 12ish year old lad was being a right brat ... I gave him a hand-to-hand high five, then got him to do a (his) forehead-to-(my)-hand high five, then put my hand against the edge of the desk and .... SUCKER!!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Even the Japanese teacher laughed at that.
ME? I didn't
touch him I
swear!i know you got jumped for the whole kid-violence thing before, so maybe you're being extra careful......butt.....wrecked 'em = rectum
just punnin ya.
That's one pose you'll never *ever* see me doing!
I think I hate hamburgers now. :(
That's one pose you'll never *ever* see me doing!
Oh go on, it'd be funny as all get out....
More like it'd be funny, then I'd be told to get out...
i know you've probably all seen this one before but i think it's appropriate her anyways
More like it'd be funny, then I'd be told to get out...
dare ya......
I'll take truth, thanks :)
haha
let's make a game of it shall we?
These barbecues at your house are getting more and more elaborate.
Is that Washington, Washington?
guy seems a little cocky to me.
No, he's just got a lot of confidence. There's a vas deferens between the two.
Guess he was in a hurry, she's still got her top and bra on.
Cute. I think she is watching TV. :D
No, he's just got a lot of confidence. There's a vas deferens between the two.
filth!
great pun man...:yelsick:
i laughed, i cried.. and so on
Cute. I think she is watching TV. :D
lol, If this was CSI, they'd freeze it, zoom in on her eyeball, and enhance the reflection so you could see what she's looking at. A camera, obviously.
:p
I thought she looked familiar. That's Jessica Rose (a.k.a.
Lonelygirl15).
What is this, the lost outtakes from Star Trek II ????
What is this, the lost outtakes from Star Trek II ????
Maybe it's The Case of the Seriously Sick Sexy Sushi Smuggler.
or maybe The Amazing Mr. Limpet and the Road to Tokyo.
I'm so repressed. I'd never even have thought to do something like that.
Are those leeches? (I'm making the caca face)
I am so sorry i clicked on that link
I think that qualifies as a goatse
I think they're baby eels.
I didn't stay long enough to allow a more scholarly identification.
http://www.realhamster.com/index.html
I'm still not sure if this is real or an incredibly elaborate pisstake.
Check out the "Studio" page. I'm gonna be laughing for a week.
[edit] it's a pisstake - damn!
Truly WTF we have a pet hamster for gods sake how sick:eyebrow:
What is this, the lost outtakes from Star Trek II ????
Another question I thought of.. how did they decide which woman was which? Was there a coin flip? Did the one on the business end of the funnel lose a bet? The mind reels.
Another question I thought of.. how did they decide which woman was which? Was there a coin flip? Did the one on the business end of the funnel lose a bet? The mind reels.
Maybe she read a sign wrong and thought she was ordering funnel cake.:rolleyes:
Hell, talk about the smell of fish! Yuk.
Holy FSM, that is #$%&ed up.
I'm not sure they were eels - I think I glimpsed little legs on one as it went in ... maybe salamanders or something? I am so NOT looking again.
But I also wonder, they used so many, are they sure they all came out? Did they count?
Uchhhh, why? WHY??? [SIZE="3"]WHYYYYY???[/SIZE]
I just hope they chose the ones without teeth!
K...I clicked the link, but fortunately my lift arrived before it loaded up and I closed the page down. Having read the posts since, I am really glad I didn't see it.
Dear God, why would anybody want to do that?
What good is a politician that doesn't know, hasn't seen, hasn't experienced, what the people have? Go ahead and click it... it's your duty to the masses.
So would some of you ladies please post a hot pic of your nakedness to serve our fix. I want Ali to post. Thanks.
Here's a whole lotta lady ferya', yer Mercness:
now THAT's funny, drax!
I lol'ed
srsly
keep in mind that for drax to post that...
he had to go to that page
at LEAST twice
and save the image
onto his hard drive
and then upload it...
Drax, Uggggg.... not my type. Ok for someone though. Everybody needs it sometime.
that idea has to have been ripped off of a pinnochio doll somewhere
Bet I could make him cum more than once a year.
Not to mention putting him in the chimney.
Grandpa's fish
Must be the worm he used!!!!
1. Rented boat = $75.00
2. Bait = $ 10.00
3. Camera film = $22.50
4. Showing the world that BIG fish and having it posted on the Internet... Is Priceless!
(HELP - IT WONT LET ME UPLOAD THE IMAGE :( (It says its in the Humor thread, but I deleted the post there to put it here.)
redux:
Grandpa's got a brand new bag!
I think he needs a new rod, too.
Toss it back, it's undersized.
You're over your bag limit.
Gramps has been using his Swedish Penis Enlarger.
I've been whiting for your next comment.
Did he do this on porpoise? Do you reckon he is trying to catch crabs?
I strongly suggest being by yourself at home when you click on
this.
:shock: DO NOT CLICK ON THAT - :shock:
:vomitblu: :repuke:
I'm still trying to get THAT taste outta my mouth
and :shock:image outta my mind - ugghhh phew!
C'mon Shawnee, you're sinkering. I cast you a line like this:
Did he do this on porpoise?
And you failed to answer "No, just for the halibut."
:headshake
Back to school for you. Some manta-man instruction (which only costs sixquid extra) should fine-tuna your skills.
We should be having a whale of a time with this one. Yet again, a friend of minnows me an apology.
Sorry, I was away on a trip...downtown Atlantis. It gave me such a haddock. But you're always carping on me to goby punny. If UT finds out, eel snapper head off. Have you no sole? Whale, I am fin-ished with you...don't let the dorie hit you on the way out.
ZenGum thought Shawnee was going to flounder on that, but she skated.
:D For Cod's sake! That's better! ... you're a doll- fin ished yet?
I sea you, but my herring is getting faint. Can you sei that again? Maybe I should see a Dr.pus. I conger anytime I want.
Yes, I WAS trolling! I am demanding, it is true, and sometimes I will axalotl you, but it goes both ways. You know, some on this side and salmon the other. The trout will set you free.
ZenGum thought Shawnee was going to flounder on that, but she skated.
Yes, on a grand scale. I kicked his bass. He hasn't responded, must be hard of herring.
Yes, on a grand scale. I kicked his bass. He hasn't responded, must be hard of herring.
Missed the boat there, mate. ;)
ZenGum, did that stick in your craw, dad?
Zen, you're a ray of sunshine, perched over there, all proud and puffered up. With friends like you, who needs anemones?
ZenGum did that stick in your craw, dad?
I think I'm on a net gain here. This'll tide me over.
Zen, you're a ray of sunshine, perched over there, all proud and puffered up. With friends like you, who needs anemones?
:lol:
Nice.
Clearly, I need kelp.
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I got board and made this, and I posted it over on gaia
there we go
I hate you syc, you syc syc man!!
Holy crap - LOL - I'd love to hear THAT explanation.
I strongly suggest being by yourself at home when you click on this.
next time I need to fast for blood glucose test, I'll look at that and won't be hungry:greenface
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsEUadRiGh8
I would embed it properly, but the stupid preview image ruins the video.
those people won't shit right for a week
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I am completely and totally sick of thinking and or talking about fiber, pain, assholes, defication, what have you. Personally I think this is Red's retribution for looking at then telling me to look at 2girls1cup. No. I won't link it. I don't want to be held responsible. :headshake
For those who haven't see the 2 girls one cup. I offer this PG rated version
2 Girls 1 Cup... of Coffee!
And if you were wonder what the
moments before the shoot!
Pretty funny stuff but still clean enough to get the point across! :lol:
labrat i hold you personally responsible for that website. you sprang it on us in chat some time ago, and it has haunted me ever since. it is one of those things that will have you scrambling to the back button as fast as humanly possible while holding your head in the trash can.
You didn't have to go... she warned you! So did I, if I recall.
but, but... you can't provide a link and expect people NOT to follow it. fortunately i had already clicked out of it by the time .00002837 seconds of that poison had infected my soul.
I think we can blame lag, somehow for what happened that day. I was fortunately not a victim, but I could have been!
Just in case you want to
play King Arthur.
Zip. I'm starting to wonder about "YA" :bolt:
its like a train wreck Buster ,
some times ya just CAN'T look away !!!
Thanks, I had read about this, but I hadn't seen a video. Now my life is complete.
This just popped up on
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/02/02/2152803.htm :
Bleach enemas put tourists in hospital
Russians visiting a health resort received a rude shock when a nurse used hydrogen peroxide instead of water to give them enemas.
Itar-Tass news agency reported that 17 tourists in the Caucasus spa town of Yessentuki had to be treated in hospital after the mix-up.
Sources at the sanatorium said the mistake was explained by water and hydrogen peroxide looking the same.
Hydrogen peroxide, which can be used to bleach hair, is used as a disinfectant but should not be ingested.
-Reuters
:shock:
Anal Bleaching ???
I'm starting to see you in a HOLE new light. hahahaha
Found. I really have no idea.
I think he's praying for the strength to do them all.
I love the dirty look she's getting from that African lady and the happy looks from the men. Plus she's doing that cheesy Japanese peace sign thing for the photo. It's perfect.
Kinda give a whole new meaning to stuffing it!
I bet there isn't a speck of litter on that street. :)
Here's yet another cake! DIG IN!
I think the sprinkle are a nice touch!
The "baby" looks like Jason Schwartzman.
On another note:
I never stop in here for very good reasons, looks like. Bai now.
:)
The "baby" looks like Jason Schwartzman.
Actually, the baby
is Jason Schwartzman.
Looks like the photos are "behind the scenes," filming against green screen.
The actual shot is from a dream sequence in the 2004 movie
I Heart Huckabees. :)
Oh, I meant for that to sound more emphatic than like a question. Yes, I've seen the movie.
:D
I mentioned it when Huckabee was trying to run for president.
Booty Clapping Tutorial
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How is this NSFW? It looks like just a normal day at the office for me.
:love: :jig:
I can't take my eyes off her! Been staring for several hours. OOOOH! I can download this video?! *Downloads video and put on memory stick for cellphone* Now I can watch it all day at work too!
You go girrrrrllll!! Bwa ha ha ha ha!!! :lol:
I think the Cellar needs a Booty Clapping contest. All proceeds to benefit the tip jar.
Bonus points if you can answer the question "What is the sound of one cheek clapping?"
Aww, crap. Now that I'm at home to see it, it says "This video no longer available."
http://www.efukt.com/1592_Riding_Bear_Back.html
There is probably a name for people who like to do this.
DEF. NSFW!!!!!!!
Ricki Lake giving birth...!
For real
http://m90.org/index.php?id=54493Tora that was horrible - so disrespectful and wrong. Bleurgh.
Woody, although you're right it's not actually safe for work it was so wonderful - natural, calm and everything that birth should be. It was very moving.
You know, I've always liked Rikki, and now I like her even more. That was brave, awesome, and beautiful.
It takes a lot of self confidence to have yourself filmed and put up on the Internet during one of Life's most intimate, intense and revealing moments. I say good on her, seriously.
And, just because you'd be disappointed if I didn't say it...I think Rikki is sexy as hell.
in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?
in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?
It's a combination of porn and hunting. A man and woman do it on top of what appears to be a recently shot bear. They are not patient enough to make a rug of it.
It might rate a three on the tubgirl scale.
in thirty words or less, what was riding bear back about and for extra credit where is it on the goatse/tubgirl scale?
It's a combination of porn and hunting. A man and woman do it on top of what appears to be a recently shot bear. They are not patient enough to make a rug of it.
It might rate a three on the tubgirl scale.
It's not grim in the way goatse is grim. I just find it horrible because the sentiment that comes across is that the animal was killed purely to afford them the cheap thrill of having sex on its warm corpse.
The shooting isn't graphic and is probably staged. And it's still possible that even if it was killed for the video, it was done humanely and all possible parts were utilised afterwards. But it just doesn't come across that way to me.
Like sticking your fingers up at a blind person.
How to tell the world you're a sick motherfucker.:eyebrow:
Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!
Hai, why don't we have a fansigns thread? Here's one (I go by Tracer Bullet on a couple other forums). Are the other forums I post on too juvenile and fansigns aren't kosher here?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .
it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.
Not in person, though, thank goodness.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .
it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.
Not in person, though, thank goodness.
So you don't like a good PA?
of course, but I can live without meatectomies, those vaccum suction things (I forget what that's called) and assorted other penile indignities.
Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!
George Lucas nooooooooooo!
is that you, merc? back row left?
Making beautiful music...
is that you, merc? back row left?
No. But it damm sure does look just like me, except I have more hair. Damm.
Bloody hell, seated man, right is surely just having a laugh?
While the others have their bits stretched and pulled he's just chucked a bit of liver in his.
I hope.
Whats going on with the *lean-it-on-your-shoulder* dude, his nuts are seriously purple?
regarding those guys . . . this was making me mad, because I should know what it is. I think it's vacuum pumping (the other candidate was saline injection). Here's the straight poop from BME:
Usually using an acrylic cylinder and a hand pump (or a myriad of other contraptions which all have the end effect), a body part — usually the penis (but the scrotum, labia, clitoris, male or female breasts, etc. may all be pumped as well) — is inserted. The air (or sometimes water) is drawn out using the pump, and the body part is drawn in. Because of the pressure differential the tissues expand and become swollen and engorged with blood and fluids. Done repeatedly, the results become at least semi-permanent.
Vacuum pumping is quite safe, but overzealous pumping can break small vessels and result in discoloration of the body part.* Water blisters are also possible. The rule is "long sessions are better than short high pressure ones."
*the answer to DucksNuts question
and here, just to continue to gross you out, is the entry on saline injection (worth a look for the pic):
http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection
inflation of the scrotum and other bits via saline solution
Saline solution (sterile 0.9% salt water) can be used to "inflate" body parts -- most commonly, this is the scrotum since, at least in part, it is the easiest to inflate. The penis shaft and breasts (in both men and women) can also be inflated. The saline solution can take a few days to reabsorb.
Caution must be taken to ensure that both the saline and the drip tubes and needles are sterile -- if not, a potentially life-threatening infection can easily be drawn inside the body.
as I said, it's AMAZING what guys will do to their dicks
just providing a public service . . . :)
wouldn't touch that for a million dollars. Not even a million euros.
that's the kind of guy who tells it to rub the lotion on it's skin.
His fingers are dirty too
Do you think this might be shopped?
nah - I've seen larger horse penises than that
Anybody gotta razor?
Ha, we did something similar (but to a lessor extent), years ago.
My friend and I went away to for a relaxing weekend and my not-quite-new boyfriend came up for a day around the pool.
At the time, those *scrunchies* (hair ties) made out of fake hair were everywhere and I grabbed a few at the shops.
Gf and I strutted out to the pool in our gear and wrap around skirts. Whip off the skirts to reveal lovely little 'kini bottoms with fake hair hanging out the sides.
:eek: << guys expression before gf and I rolled around laughing.
I love the dirty look she's getting from that African lady and the happy looks from the men. Plus she's doing that cheesy Japanese peace sign thing for the photo. It's perfect.
The video version
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I loved visiting Japan, they had sushi out the ass.:rolleyes:
Flint, this is WTF. The "What do you look like RFN" thread is over there -->
Having involuntarily yelled out when that horrific sight hit my eyes, Mr. Clod was compelled to come see. Then we spent a good minute or two debating whether that ass was Asian or Caucasian.
I say Asian. Is that the opinion of Mr. Clod?
It is Asian. Unfortunately, I have seen the video that photo comes from. I don't think I will ever be the same
I say Asian. Is that the opinion of Mr. Clod?
Nope. I was saying Asian (two main reasons: 1.) those darker patches are pink on white chicks, and 2.) a big ol' live octopus like that is both more available and more of a fetish in Asia.) I think he was thrown off by the paleness of the skin.
Flint wants that link sarge .. he he hehe
...
1.) those darker patches are pink on white chicks, and
...
Right, the coloration is consistent with purple lips, i.e. Asian. I'm disappointed in Mr. Clod.
I noted the distinctly asian rim on the tub in the background. The height of the rim was one give a way, as was the thin lip. I also noticed the peculair bath mat with a multitude of little bumps, not unlike the vinyl seat covers on my folks "62 valiant. Not to mention the octopus thing being very Japanese.
Also I own Vols 1-19 of the DVD series that shot comes from.
Back Door Sluts? Including vol 9????? Duuuuude....
Did you say Backdoor Sluts Vol 9?? Well here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7YbhJ4WlJwPlease. Look at the content of the photo. One doesn't need to get into picky details of the person's appearance, or the design of the tub, to know that this was Asian.
Japan is the source of most of the world's weirdness right now.
Perhaps, or perhaps just the weirdnesses involving tentacles.
Perhaps, or perhaps just the weirdnesses involving testicles.
Japan is the source of most of the world's weirdness right now.
The Germans also have some of their own weirdness. Then there's Russian animation. :3_eyes:
Ive seen the one with the octupus coming out the...err...front bum. gross
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NO, no, no, no!
Zippy?!
I last saw a revolting eye image by surprise in
Un Chien Andalou (the link gives an idea but it is a still and before the event)
At least that was art (supposedly)
We need a new thread - NSFCS - Not Safe For Common Sensibilities.
its sick and twisted SG thats why it went here ,
Would I do such , NO !!!!
Would I have such done to me , NO FUCKING WAY !!!!
Re Un Chien Andalou - what you suspect in the still happens in the film.
In close up.
1929
Probably the first disgusting special effect (there's a cut away and they used a bull's eye)
Perhaps I'm over sensitive because I saw that :)
I had to watch Un Chien Andalou in an auditorium of 500 film students. We all knew it was coming, and you could still probably hear the screams a building away.
"When I hear the screams, I know I have 10 minutes."
-- David Bowie, on why he used Un Chien Andalou as his "opening act" one tour.
"...No, but I'll keep my eye out for you."
I had to watch Un Chien Andalou in an auditorium of 500 film students. We all knew it was coming, and you could still probably hear the screams a building away.
I saw it in art history class about 35 years ago. It's an image that sticks with you.
Would you like some mustard on your hot dog?
That's a lovely beer belly in the background!
Enhanced by the stripes of course.
I really hadn't really studied the background...
That guy is funny. "We lahk to make fahk very mahch!"
Is it still homo-erotic if it's bi-sexual?
Is it really bi-sexual if the woman involved is inflatable?
Bet they played the biscuit game with the cameraman afterwards.
I think he's been here too. :lol2:
Clucking
http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=2054
I don't know about fahking him, but I'm envious of his hair.
It always amazes me how excited most guys will get over the slightest chance to see a breast.
Well.. That was it, really. I guess breasts aren't such a scarce commodity in my world. I see them all the time and thus they are nothing special to me.
Seriously .. why does it get other guys so worked up? If she's not actively trying to seduce you, what's the draw? I don't get it.
I have the same issue with strippers. What's the point? If she's got any class, you'll never get to do anything with her, and if you can do anything with her, chances are dozens of other blokes have as well, and thus you're just taking a spin on the Wheel of STDs.
I think that's quite a classy photo actually. I imagine if you were a trendy string player you might think it worthy of some wall space.
I guess there's always strings attached when you want to fiddle around with your BASEr instincts.
It always amazes me how excited most guys will get over the slightest chance to see a breast.
Breasts are, after all, just fat tissue.
Skysidhe.... where is that from?? I like it! (Notice, though, that the strings go THROUGH their skin down at the bottom.. OWW!)
Well.. That was it, really. I guess breasts aren't such a scarce commodity in my world. I see them all the time and thus they are nothing special to me.
Seriously .. why does it get other guys so worked up? If she's not actively trying to seduce you, what's the draw? I don't get it.
I have the same issue with strippers. What's the point? If she's got any class, you'll never get to do anything with her, and if you can do anything with her, chances are dozens of other blokes have as well, and thus you're just taking a spin on the Wheel of STDs.
I just like 'em. A lot. And I see plenty. Pagan camp is filthy with the lovely things. I'll let you know if I ever see enough. :-)
What is it about them, though? I'll be the first to admit that I do not think like most people. Just seeing a breast does nothing for me. It's like looking at a toe. In fact, I tend to notice clothed women more than naked ones.
Maybe you're just an "ass" man instead?
Skysidhe.... where is that from?? I like it! (Notice, though, that the strings go THROUGH their skin down at the bottom.. OWW!)
I got it via stumbleupon. It was a random photo. I tried to get the website by clicking on the photo for image properties. I am so so so very sorry I did! I won't post the url you can go find it yerself. :blush:
Don't go there unless you like porn. I got to go scrub my memory now :P
looks like a great day at the beach to me.
Maybe you're just an "ass" man instead?
'Whole package' is more accurate. If someone's got a nice ass, but oddly shaped legs, for instance, I won't like it. But to me, looking at women is like looking at a painting. It's nice to see, but unless they are making obvious advances, there's nothing else to it.
As much as I see them, no matter how many I see, no matter how many times I see the same ones...I will *still* try to cop a look down the girl's top. I'm simply not concerned about *why* I like them so much. I just *do*.
Is that Little Debbie? Unwrap a smile?
No, Lil Debbie is a redhead. (I like the way you think though.) I can't place her....
No, she wears a yellow dress.
Who the fuck is that? Its driving me nuts...
sunshine bread? maybe I meant sunbeam, she's a blonde and the checked shirt matches, but no hat...
It's obviously Buster Brown!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm never gonna be able to eat a Hostess cupcake without thinking about how that swirly white line gets on the top of it.
The Blue Bonnet butter girl?
every thing looks better with Blue Bonnette On it !!
You mean the Blue Boner girl?
After spending more time than is probably healthy trying to figure out the pastry tattoo, I think it might be Little Debbie, after all. In the 90s they released Little Debbie Barbie dolls that had the same outfits as the gal in the tattoo -- white hat with blue ribbon, checkered dress with lace ruffles on the sleeves.
Maybe the tattoo artist took "redhead" to mean "strawberry blonde"?
Does Little Miss Muffet get her curds that whey? :yelsick:
That guy's arm pimples make it looks like Little Debbie got a little ass-smackin'
:vomit:
Is that what that is? I thought it was part of the tattoo. :confused:
That guy's arm pimples make it looks like Little Debbie got a little ass-smackin'
:vomit:
Arm pimples? I thought those were ass pimples.
Pagan camp is filthy with the lovely things.
Is that anything like band camp.:D
Is that what that is? I thought it was part of the tattoo. :confused:
It is. Those are hand prints.
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Dude...two questions...
1) Where were you when that pic was taken?
2) Why is your wang hanging out?
Oh...and I just noticed...is that a folf goal there in the middle of that field?
one more question - why are you wearing a skirt?
my, what big teeth you have...
edit: butt, it might be a dolphin with an overbite
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Ah, internet cinema at it's best. Love it. Where else could one find a gigantic wang, huge boobs, and a guy shuffling in a bear suit?
Thanks for posting that. :lol:
Dude...two questions...
1) Where were you when that pic was taken?
2) Why is your wang hanging out?
Oh...and I just noticed...is that a folf goal there in the middle of that field?
I had to look up folf.
A long while back, in the early Internet days, I read a semi-joking proposal for some sort of mass wargaming event involving camping, plastic mallets, half naked women, and assorted oddities. When you mentioned 'folf', for a moment I thought that was it.:D
Now it's going to bother me unless I find it.:neutral:
A long while back, in the early Internet days, I read a semi-joking proposal for some sort of mass wargaming event involving camping, plastic mallets, half naked women, and assorted oddities.
Check under "Society for Creative Anachronism". :3eye:
Check under "Society for Creative Anachronism". :3eye:
Nope:D. This was even weirder. They assigned roles with odd names. I think they had guys with soft plastic mallets, and I think frisbees were involved. It was the weirdest and most ambitious idea for a game that I ever read.
Maybe I'll come across it in my old archives.
I had to look up folf.
A long while back, in the early Internet days, I read a semi-joking proposal for some sort of mass wargaming event involving camping, plastic mallets, half naked women, and assorted oddities. When you mentioned 'folf', for a moment I thought that was it.:D
Now it's going to bother me unless I find it.:neutral:
Sounds like Burning Man Project.
http://www.burningman.com/No, it was organized like a SCA event but with a Monty Python twist.
Sounds like Burning Man Project.
http://www.burningman.com/
Speaking of Burning Man projects.
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WTF that was, was...*awesome*! :D
I loved the part about how it was the photographer's sister. The nekkedist one, too.
I need to invite these girls to Heartland Pagan Fest.
wtf wuz dat?
That was apparently one of the 'art projects' at Burning Man, which partly explains why 40,000 people travel to a barren, inhospitable piece of desert in the middle of nowhere.
Oh, and here's another one
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You have to figure it's probably 104 degrees in the shade, and theres no shade, so it's automatically the hottest pole dance in history.
I think the 20th anniversary Cellar GTG in 2010 should be held at Burning Man.
I have always wanted to go. I have been reading about it on and off since the late 90's. Yea, I could hang there for a week.
Sure, now that you're a liberal. ;)
:D
Hey man, I have always wanted to go.
Sure, now that you're a liberal. ;)
Actually, the original burning man was all about indiscriminate shooting of guns and running cars flat out, sometimes at the same time. It was only as it grew that they had to stop that.
It's more of a libertarian event as opposed to a left/right event. Apparently, a lot of cops attend. The original burning man was planned during a solstice, so it was basically a pagan influenced festival that got kicked out of San Francisco. Think Plastic Forks on steroids.
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WTF that was, was...*awesome*! :D
I loved the part about how it was the photographer's sister. The nekkedist one, too.
I need to invite these girls to Heartland Pagan Fest.
I think we could manage to put together such an act with the talent we have right here in KC. Might be fun for the talent show!!
I'll attend Burning Man when they air condition it, I think. :)
Actually, the original burning man was all about indiscriminate shooting of guns and running cars flat out, sometimes at the same time.
I would fit right in with that!:D
sex addiction aversion therapy?
Hang on, if you were only breathing in someone else's exhalations, wouldn't you like, die?
Hang on, if you were only breathing in someone else's exhalations, wouldn't you like, die?
Eventually, same for only breathing your own exhalations.
this is truely a WTF NSFW
PLease...only peek if you have a strong stomach.
you have been warned.....
http://jj.am/gallery/d/34719-1/itsaboy.jpgI can't believe I just saw that. :dead3: :vomit:
That's going to leave a mark.
What are you trying to do to us, BW?
Um.
I didn't need to see either of the last two.
Seems far too invasive for me.
The first one if it had a story perhaps. But I don't like looking at dead people just for the sake of it.
The second is just too personal.
Someone please PM me when it is safe to look at this thread. (Irony intended)
just use the ignore function. You can always click on his posts in other threads to read them when he posts there.
So it is retard sex right... where did you find something like that, did yo stumble on to it or were you looking for it?
So it is retard sex right... where did you find something like that, did yo stumble on to it or were you looking for it?
Ugly word.
The woman in the middle of the triangle is giving the best head.
Is that Epcot Center in the background behind the pond?
Heeheee, maybe it's Bush Gardens.
it's actually an "erotic sculpture park" in (Japan i believe).
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I think she's using her teeth!
Complete and utter aside:
Do we really want people who are searching for the sick shit that was posted yesterday (day before? I refuse to go back to those pages to check) to find it here in the Cellar?
You can think of me anything you want: a prude who doesn't like to view dead birth or handicapped persons engaging in intimacy...but to me those pics were exploitive as hell and should be removed.
To hell with freedom of expression and all that crap. Those postings do not belong on the cellar. The NSFW WTF is one thing: exploitive images that very sick people find erotic don't belong here.
"You can drive a car with your feet but that doesn't make it a good f*cking idea."
Flame me. Yell at me. I don't care. I thought about this all last night and this is how I feel about it.
Nobody has publicly admitted to liking the pictures.
I put him on ignore for posting them.
I won't miss them if they are gone.
The ignore is a good idea. Can you point me to the poster so that I don't have to go back and see those pics? Can't remember for sure who it was or how to spell it if I am recalling correctly.
Whoever you are, I don't believe I've ever had any problems with you in the past: this is not a personal attack on you, this is just a very deep feeling of those pics being very, very wrong, to me.
Yeah, I didn't need to see any of that.
The handicapped pics looked like abuse to me, like someone posed them that way and then took pics to post on the net... gross.
Heeheee, maybe it's Bush Gardens.
I got it Shawnee. ;)
its bigw00dy you want to ignore. I agree with jinx the crip pics look staged and abusive.
Whoever you are, I don't believe I've ever had any problems with you in the past: this is not a personal attack on you, this is just a very deep feeling of those pics being very, very wrong, to me.
bigw00dy has had some pretty good posts in other threads, and I intend to read those posts by clicking on the option to read them if they appear. But he'll stay on ignore in this thread.
That works for me too. Thanks guys.
I'm certainly in no position to criticise someone's choice of pictures to post, but could I propose one of the mods please arrange some sort of a Livejournal cut type of thing for the pictures bigw00dy posted? With a warning about the exact content behind the link?
Sure, this is WTFNSFW, but usually, what you expect to see here is just nudity, odd art, weird public demonstrations, piercings and bodypaintings with an odd still from some porn movie thrown in.
Sure, everyone can use the ignore function, but only after seeing the images.
Being the newb, I'll trust your judgement on this, I wouldn't like to alarm the moderators without a cause. (Also, I weep for the mod who gets job.).
Yeh the n00b thats been here over 4 years?
The question is moot because bigwoody hotlinked the images from jj.am.
Bad bigwoody! And yes, jj.am is the finest archive of gruesome and sick items. For those who like that sort of thing, you man browse there to yer open heart's content.
(For those not inclined to click back and check, this means the pics are gone and replaced with links now.)
Yeh the n00b thats been here over 4 years?
Well, it's the actual contribution to the board that counts, innit :)
Thank you, UT.
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Clodfobble is awesome! she rockz. out.
Clodfobble is awesome! she rockz. out.
Tell us something we haven't already known for, like, ever.
Ugly word.
Considering the context I didn't think the PC term was appropriate.
Stop me before I open the tab I google searched for jj.am. UT, couldn't you have just written something like "hotlinked from another sight"?
Thanks!
It just felt wrong, ya know?
You all rock!
You saw it. You didn't like it. So now you're protected from going back and seeing it again. :rolleyes:
Hmmmm...I've seen many things I don't particularly care for, but did not ask for removal.
I can't unsee it, anyhoo! :)
So you're protecting others from not being able to unsee it.
Whoa whoa whoa.
I just felt that those pics weren't your regular pron. I like me some pron, don't get me wrong.
Those pics were exploitive, and very sick. I'm not sure it wasn't on the outskirts of some kind of law.
Anyway, it's your board. I just never thought the Cellar should come up as an option when someone googles "disgusting exploitive and sick pron for future serial killers."
No, it's not my board... it's UT's URL and our board.
"Future serial killers"? C'mon.
And yes, jj.am is the finest archive of gruesome and sick items. For those who like that sort of thing, you man browse there to yer open heart's content.
Open heart's content. I just saw that. lol
Whatever Bruce. I knew there would be someone call me out for making that stand, I didn't expect it to be you. I knew it would be directed at ME, but I didn't think it would be you.
BTW, have we met? If not, let me fill you in: I have a very sarcastic sense of humor.
If you don't see how sick that was, or care that it's associated with teh Cellar...fine. I'm just such a prude: people being exploited in that way doesn't turn me on. And we thought I was such a liberal. :eyebrow:
Serial killers? People being exploited?
I feel your mistake is assuming everyone that doesn't have the same reaction as you do, damn well should. That, my dear, is censorship.
I'm sure you've all seen this in your email at some point, but i wanted to put it up because it makes me happy
the lead in is that these two planned this touching scene where they would each release a white dove on the steps of the church to symbolize their love for each other.....the best laid plans...
My sensibilities don't match yours, that much is clear.
Censorship is also squelching my opinion about such matters. I can't believe I'm sitting here feeling guilty.
Did the dead woman, or the baby, have any say in the posting of those pictures? Do you think the mentally handicapped individuals thought about all the pros and cons of doing such a photo shoot, and made a clear, informed decision to go for it? Perhaps they were trying to make society aware that handicapped people, just like you and me, have active sex lives? Pleeeeeeeeeez. That, my dear, is exploitation.
Yeah, I don't advocate child pron either.
but.....
ACCIDENTAL TITS!
just a couple posts ago!
Now that's interesting, because I like the wedding picture, but it's just about as exploitative as the other ones. I doubt that the bride wanted it to be on the web like that.
I guess it all boils down to the subject matter. One picture is attractive and the other two are disgusting. All are exploiting someone.
My sensibilities don't match yours, that much is clear.
No, that's not clear. You're making assumptions.
Censorship is also squelching my opinion about such matters.
Censorship and self censorship are two different animals.
I can't believe I'm sitting here feeling guilty.
You absolutely should not be. You have every right to express your opinion and I'll defend that right to the dea.. well, till it hurts a little.;)
Did the dead woman, or the baby, have any say in the posting of those pictures?
What determines exploitive, is the intent at the time the photographs were taken. After that, exploitive is in the eye of the beholder... their reaction to seeing them. I would guess, considering the site they were posted on, they were being exploitively used, there.
Do you think the mentally handicapped individuals thought about all the pros and cons of doing such a photo shoot, and made a clear, informed decision to go for it? Perhaps they were trying to make society aware that handicapped people, just like you and me, have active sex lives?
I can't answer that. But neither can you, you're making assumptions based on your reaction.
Pleeeeeeeeeez. That, my dear, is exploitation.
Opinion, not fact.
Yeah, I don't advocate child pron either.
It's your right to be in the majority, but that's a strawman.
The bride chose the dress. :shrug:
The argument that imposes a "don't kill the cute animals, just the ugly ones" to my position on THIS subject is pretty weak in this context.
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Where do you guys host all these images, since direct linking is bad. And all the hosting sites I know have a strict ban on nudity( including artful).
I just wanted to know where you host this stuff, so I may contribute fully.
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As for the disturbing couple the real matter of exploitation is all about context.
What are there mental conditions and are they able to make higher level choices?
Did they know what they were doing?
Did they know what the pics were for?
Did they intend for them to get out on to the internet?
Is someone, other than themselves, making a profit off their images?
And despite where or not it is exploitation is a different matter than where or not they should be on the board, for I'm sure somewhere on this board there is a nsfw pic that the original subject was not fully consensual for the pic to go on to the internet.
They do fit the subject matter of the board, however, the mods have the power to censor the board anyway they feel without necessarily our consent. Although personally I feel that it was for the good of this thread and the board as a whole.
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Where do you guys host all these images, since direct linking is bad. And all the hosting sites I know have a strict ban on nudity( including artful).
I just wanted to know where you host this stuff, so I may contribute fully.
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You upload them to this site as an attachment when you post your message. See the "manage attachments" option down at the bottom of the screen when you are drafting a post.
Thank you(pic unrelated).
Shawnee, I was wondering when the censor discussion would pop up over this. Bruce and any others who agree with him have the right to feel the way they do...BUT SO DO YOU. I applaud you for braving the backlash by speaking up about those posts. Limiting them to a link was a wonderful way to handle it.
It was just luck, if that's the case. It's not a specified rule here, but hotlinking images from other sites that don't want you to hotlink is generally frowned upon on the net. We were using jj.am's precious bandwidth, forcing them to buy even more porn advertising than they would have bought previously.
the net can frown upon theeeese....
:: points to his balls ::::
so mote they beeeeee
ftfy
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It's true that the phrase is uttered at Masonic meetings.
I vote that Shawnee isn't allowed to speak about censorship unless she posts a picture of her assests.
I feel that death is a private matter for the families of these people. I feel that when these images were posted it exploited and contaminated my brain and left this person with no dignity in death. There was no choice about whether to view them or not given to anyone, despite the disclaimer.
I have no problem viewing a person that is dead. I have seen dead people before. I have had friends die and their relatives asked me to fix their hair and make-up before the viewing at the funeral home. The one girl had been so sick and she always had sunshiny hi lighted hair and her family felt that she should look how she would have wanted to look. I cannot imagine the pain that this person's family must feel if they know her image is being paraded around the internet. She was a person now she is dead.
She was put on as a grotesque display for a reaction. I don't think this is about censorship as much as it is about human dignity in death.
It's true that the phrase is uttered at Masonic meetings.
True.
Also the phrase "When I was Master..." gets a good workout.
Just out of curiosity, am I the only Freemason in The Cellar?
:secret sign smiley:
Edit: not really.
I vote that Shawnee isn't allowed to speak about censorship unless she posts a picture of her assests.
Just as I tell people who offer a string of beads to see boobies: it's gonna cost you a lot more than a cheap string of plastic beads to see these babies! So, it's gonna cost you more than a little friendly cajoling! :p
I feel that death is a private matter for the families of these people. I feel that when these images were posted it exploited and contaminated my brain and left this person with no dignity in death. There was no choice about whether to view them or not given to anyone, despite the disclaimer.
I have no problem viewing a person that is dead. I have seen dead people before. I have had friends die and their relatives asked me to fix their hair and make-up before the viewing at the funeral home. The one girl had been so sick and she always had sunshiny hi lighted hair and her family felt that she should look how she would have wanted to look. I cannot imagine the pain that this person's family must feel if they know her image is being paraded around the internet. She was a person now she is dead.
She was put on as a grotesque display for a reaction. I don't think this is about censorship as much as it is about human dignity in death.
Very nicely put, Nirvana. You said what I should have said.
Just as I tell people who offer a string of beads to see boobies: it's gonna cost you a lot more than a cheap string of plastic beads to see these babies! So, it's gonna cost you more than a little friendly cajoling! :p
I love a woman with strong moral principles.
Just out of curiosity, am I the only Freemason in The Cellar?
Red has been one for several years, and served in most of the officer positions. He was Master of his lodge last year. He got a little too much enjoyment out of making me call him master though IMHO. :rolleyes: I preferred to call him top turd.
I thought the Freemasons were a secret society.
I love a woman with strong moral principles.
:lol:
I'm immoral when the situation calls for it and I want to be! It's just a personal thing, for me!
I thought the Freemasons were a secret society.
They have some secret rituals, but it's not 100% secret. Family is invited to certain ceremonies, like Officer Installation, and Past Master dinners. They also have dinners where they honor citizens in the community and winners of the college scholarships they give away, stuff like that.
Just out of curiosity, am I the only Freemason in The Cellar?
Nope.
I thought the Freemasons were a secret society?
Nope.
An accquaintance of mine used to live on the same street as a Masonic Hall. He had a real issue with Freemasons for no reason I could ever determine. When he came home drunk he used to piss through their letterbox.
As you were.
I thought the Freemasons were a secret society.
It's no secret, they eat live babies at their meetings, and wipe their chins with pages from the Koran. :lol2:
Secret societies always remind me of the Simpson's. Actually, everything reminds me of the Simpsons.
From the Stonecutter's Episode:
HOMER: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
MOE: Uh, I think he should have to take a different oath.
When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.
When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.
You don't have to impress me with your nerdiness anymore, SD. I know, truly, madly, deeply, that you are the nerdiest of all. :heartpump
Aww Brianna you say such . . . . .
ACCCK gotta run.. they're after me.... it was nice knowing you all
'safe for work porn' is the title of this, and sure enough, there is nothing explicit... or is there?
Still to be safe, consider it NSFW
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(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)
(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)
Too late.
My "Captain Midnight" decoder ring with the transceiver has alerted me to their displeasure. The Great Old Ones are on the way. Stay where you are.
Resistance is futile. Struggling will only make it worse.
BTW, LabRat, tell Red I said " ".
Back to the thread.........
hmm, it is gone, looks like the Masons that run Youtube don't like non-porn.
Though you can still find it if you do a search for 'safe for work porn' on youtube, i won't bother to link because if one came down probably the others will too. Look for the lady dj scratching a record player... is that really what she is doing?
Now let me get out my Department of Homeland Security Duct Tape and prepare myself for the coming of the Elder Gods. I for one welcome our Tentacled Overlord Rulers. [SIZE="1"] please don't eat me.[/SIZE]
Jesus Hopped-on-a-pogostick Christ, what the fuck is that?
Jesus Hopped-on-a-pogostick Christ, what the fuck is that?
That's art, man... art you probably paid for with your taxes. :haha:
ah, all makes sense now...
men use logarithmic scales when assessing their willy length...
not ALL of us...
Nothin like some good ol fashion live-action alien rape
And it's nothing I want to see either.
Grim with a capital G
BrianR, if that is you, for Halloween you could write $3.99/Gallon on your chest and go as a gas pump.
Not me, just a teenage dream Photoshopped and found on the Internet. I've had that for years in my pictures file, I just now found a home for it.
Bruce I haven't laughed so hard in days.
That milk might explain all the strong bones hereabouts.
After the new poll result this weekend that showed Obama ahead by 6%, the McCain campaign has become desperate. See the attached message for McCain's new poster.
...really?
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...really?
[size=1]Maybe my sarcasm meter is off.[/size]
No, not really. Just my standard smartassedness. Besides, there's always the off chance that somebody who's not paying attention will post a detailed explanation.
White bitches will suck my cock when I am king of the UN!
/
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After the new poll result this weekend that showed Obama ahead by 6%, the McCain campaign has become desperate. See the attached message for McCain's new poster.
Ouch!:D
Shave Bush!
Merc - see post #1418 then 50 lashes with a wet noodle
right...her bush is gone in the pic. Steve was, undoubtedly too polite to look at the naughty bits.
Watching this makes me feel clean and dirty at the same time.:blush:
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/14094/L-L-L-Lotion-Time/Hmmmm.
The only WTF in that video was why you'd put it in this thread. It's standard woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair.
I mean great if you get off on a nice pair of tits, she's attractive and all. But not really WTF.
Maybe we need a porn thread?
Hmmmm.
The only WTF in that video was why you'd put it in this thread. It's standard woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair.
I mean great if you get off on a nice pair of tits, she's attractive and all. But not really WTF.
Maybe we need a porn thread?
Well, since she wasn't a Cellar member, I couldn't put it in the members's NSFW thread. Since it was NSFW, I couldn't put it in the standard video thread.
Maybe it's WTF because it was the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen. Since you found it 'standard', you've obviously seen more than I have.:D
If she had more clearly displayed the lotion label, I would suspect this of being a product placement viral video. Or a European commercial?;)
If Bruce thinks it's too off topic, he can delete it.:p Of course personally, I'd rather lose the off-topic discussion of 'mote' versus the off-topic link to the woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video.
I will admit it's the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen too.
I was just surprised when it ended without a bizarre denouement - like she was a ladyboy, or she was sucked into the sink (a la It) or... something. And it's quite a lot of woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair if you're not really into that.
I want something more than tits and lotion damnit.
Does that make me of the WTF Generation?!
I will admit it's the first woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair video I've ever seen too.
I was just surprised when it ended without a bizarre denouement - like she was a ladyboy, or she was sucked into the sink (a la It) or... something. And it's quite a lot of woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair if you're not really into that.
I want something more than tits and lotion damnit.
Does that make me of the WTF Generation?!
Think of it as like the ending to 'The Sopranos'. The WTF is that there is no bizarre denouement.
My only suggestion is that if you think there needs to be a woman-with-tits-rubs-in-lotion-pouts-and-tosses-hair with a bizarre denouement, then you should grab a bottle of lotion and your webcam and get working on it.:D
I will be happy to judge your efforts.
Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.
I kept waiting to hear the same thing the woman who fell off her bicycle in the other thread said...
Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.
...and then there's that one other guy.
speaking of tits... someone bring the melted butter!
That suspiciously looks like the undies I'm missing.
Guy taking the photo still has on his socks! LOL!
meh... it's a red lobster so it's been cooked. I wanna see a live one!
Look at the size of those lobster claws. Man I am hungry now. Spread em... :D
Apparently there are some people who will just drool and stare at a woman rubbing her tits.
It puts the lotion on its skin.:blush:
play piercing. beautiful and ouchy.
play piercing. beautiful and ouchy.
I don't even want to guess where the G-string is.
It looks like a good way to get plucked.
He really knows how to string her along.
The relationship will never last. He'll always find something about her to harp on.
Harp-girl could have been thought up by Dali. He'd probably have done it, too. Awesome.
I missed the one with the lobster!
I just want to know what song he's playing. :)
Hmm. Seen something similar to that IRL... sensuous and beautiful.
I don't think her soundbox is big enough to make anything audible except for her moans.
Maybe it's a 'roid. :( No I am not happy for myself for saying so. :)
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We're making a giant puppet of The Dagda for Halloween in Dublin. Traditionally he was a randy bugger and had a giant schlong. It doesn't matter because he won't be naked, unlike this poor chap. Cold day was it?
Cold day was it?
Must be a grower, not a shower, if you get my meaning.
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PM me when it is safe to open my eyes.
Love the boots, could have used those as a department Chief on AD. :lol2:
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Jesus,what's the story behind this picture?
is that the guy's bollocks or a mango that looks painful :D
He looks happy about it, even.
I finally understand that AC/DC song.
Jesus,what's the story behind this picture?
is that the guy's bollocks or a mango that looks painful :D
There's a kind of subculture of mostly gay men who like to pump large quantities of saline into their scrotums and/or penii. (
http://www.bodyinflation.org/index.php?name=forums&file=viewtopic&p=2007)
There's another bunch (
https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/library.htm) that likes to make body parts swell using an ice tea jar (the kind with a spigot) as a pump. (
https://www.pumptoys.com/lib/makestj.htm)
See also
http://www.monsterballs.com/ballstothewall/index.htmoh, i really hope he doesn't start shooting a web out of there.
I was gonna say her bra's too big. But I think it's that her tit's just too small.
No way... there's no such thing as a tit that's too small. :headshake
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Optimist: the bra is half full
Pessimist: the bra is half empty
Chauvinist: her tits are too small
Re: Impress ... :lol: ... again ...
hey did you just call me a chauvinist? well, as long as I'm not a pig.
lol! Zen!
Tits too small for what? Exactly?
Tits too small for what? Exactly?
for her bra, of course
... too small for her to avoid being belittled and ignored by the patriarchal hegemony inherent in post-soviet consumerism that objectifies and demeans not only males and females but also those of alternative genders and am I out of trouble yet Cicero?
... too small for her to avoid being belittled and ignored by the patriarchal hegemony inherent in post-soviet consumerism that objectifies and demeans not only males and females but also those of alternative genders and am I out of trouble yet Cicero?
You gotta give him some points there, Cic.
patriarchal hegemony
Congratulations, you just said the word of the day!![/Grouch Marx]
lol! Zen, you weren't in trouble in the first place! But the answer was great, so I'll take it. Are you dating by chance? Because that sounds rehearsed!!
:)
It's printed on the back of the Men's Club membership card.;)
Hmm wonder what Wilma and Betty are up to?
"Egg shampoo: for the manner in the best of old"
Truly WTF.
"Eier" would be closer to "balls".
Wow. Talk about your niche market product.
Dunno ... half the population ....
I would have guessed the translation was "Nutsack shampoo. For man's best friends."
makes you wonder what all those tribal symbol and Chinese character tattoos actually say, huh?
I've seen sites that point out the tattoo thingy. Someone thinks they're being all spiritual and worldly and "in tune" with our Chinese brothers, then it turns out the tat they have that they think means "Peaceful Love Heart Place" really means "f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp." Priceless, really.
f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp.
If you insist... I try to be accommodating. Let me know when you'll be in Philadelphia next.
I've seen sites that point out the tattoo thingy. Someone thinks they're being all spiritual and worldly and "in tune" with our Chinese brothers, then it turns out the tat they have that they think means "Peaceful Love Heart Place" really means "f*ck me in the a$$ right under my tramp stamp." Priceless, really.
Please provide a link. I'd love to see what some of them really say.
BTW, the shirt might be referring to the Chinese Zodiac, sort of like saying "I'm Libra".
I just talked to a guy who says he and his wife seem to collect cats, and she is planning a tattoo that's the hobo kitty sign.
I told him to double make certain it's not the hobo "friendly lady with sex" sign
Try
http://www.hanzismatter.com/ to see examples of "the misuse of Chinese characters in western culture".
On the back does it say reading is hard I'm going to be a stripper?
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Well, at least he got some sox.
:lol2:
Gotta admire the way the heels on those socks were done though.
Pippy Longstockings short dick.
There's Waldo.
Thanks, CG. I really needed that laugh. :biglaugha
Cast that in bronze and put it in a sculpture park ... and watch all the arty-farty types come and interact with it and rave over the texture and stuff .... then tell them what it is ... :lol:
I can't even figure out what that is. Maybe Rosie O'Donnell's ass swallowed Ellen Degeneres?
It appears to be Mrs Jabba the Hut preparing to perform a nude acrobatic routine.
If you took a magnifying glass to a human I think that is what it would look like
I seen what you did thar
or
right hand blue
Is that a man or a woman? And is that even relevant in this case?
:neutral:
Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again
Are there no Trekkies in the cellar ??
The HORTA is a very rare case of mineral intelligent race. The HORTA has been met for the first time in the pergium mines of Janus there. The first approaches with the Horta have been rather dramatic, because the miners came killed from a "monster that moves in the rock." . Spock understood however of have met something of intelligent, after a mind meld with the horta.
The Horta has revealed herself to be a based species on the chemistry of the silicon whose natural habitat is the depths of the planet.
The Horta is been therefore revealed a pacific species that now cooperates to the extraction of the mineral.
the HORTA 15KThe horta moves through rock digging tunnels, as easily as humans walk through air. The eggs of the Horta are silicon globes (the miners have been keeping them as souvenirs and/or destroying them - the horta was killing the miners with her acid in self-defense to keep her species alive (and stole the life-support system to try to make the miners go away) Every 50,000 years the race of horta all die, saving the one mother horta to take care of the eggs.
IT'S THE NEW MOTHER HORTA!! [Sorry I plagiarized the description off a translated page]
I'm not sure what the hell is going on there, but no sirrr, I don't like it. :(
That's a whole lot of nasty there!
Make a hell of a grease fire. :eek:
Well, *cock* a doodle doo...
It would have been funnier if that had been a duck, though.
Is that a penis at the center of the bottom of pic?? Oh, and sorry to make everyone look again
I think its a swollen clit, but i could be wrong :greenface
Last time I saw something like that was on a nature channel special.
And if it means the same thing, then this baboon is ready to mate.
Maybe she's had 'plumping' done, just like some ladies have done to their cheeks (on their faces).
Or maybe it was beez.
Or maybe it was beez.
I guess this musta been the whole hive:
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Either somebody needs Preparation H, or someone lost a Hippitty-Hop.
I think its a swollen clit, but i could be wrong
:greenface
what the?
No, no, I said, "Booties."
Bittersweet. I used the wayback machine to visit one of my former favorite sites, chicks with antlers (the antlerarium)
http://web.archive.org/web/20021231093717/http://ooleef.stash.net/antlers/chicks1.html
But you can never put any of your foot(s) in the same river twice...
Damm, I would love some of those tables and chairs. Where can I get some?
Feelin a bit COCKY are we???
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Dude! Is that a HOOKAH!!!
And a dickgirl statue???!!!
I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme
I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme
Take a closer look! Sorry...I can't get it any clearer...but it looks it to me.
I should have been a penis Hookah it would fit the theme
He clearly isn't talking about the picture, but his lifelong dream, and who are we to stop him?
I have seen Similar before
I have seen Similar before
Really? If she's that hairy, tell her to see a doctor.
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I have seen Similar before
Me too.
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Some women really love their silly cone implants.
I want to see if she can get it all in. :D
"Hermoine! That is NOT how to use the sorting hat!"
"But I want to be in Slyther-in!"
Maybe she's just training for a career in advertising.
hot and bollard
:eek: :lol2:
hot and bollard
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"He looks so natural... just like he did when he was alive."
Stiff now has a double meaning!;)
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Oh no Mr. Hand! Oooooooo!!!!
Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!
:lol2:
Good one, Sundae!
One of the lads in one of my classes toady was busy sticking a new cover over his dictionary ... all the bikini girls from a sales catalogue. He relabeled it a "dicktionary".
There was an enormous dog in the vets today, barely under control.
"Don't worry," said the owner as he was dragged across the floor to meet me, "he's just a puppy!"
I wasn'tworried for me, but after all I had a poorly cat in a plastic carrier that this dog looked like it could swallow whole.
Anyway, once I was checked in and settled down on a seat I looked over again. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. With all the waiting room to look at, my eye kept being drawn to that waggling little pink and red thing, so out of proportion for the dog's big body.
I was very relieved when they left.
. The dog was sat down by now, and it had its lipstick out. .
:rotflol: Thats funny.
You should see a chihauhaus....they have the opposite problem.
my boxer would drag his unit around behind him on a trolley. it was freaking huge. much bigger than his brain.
We had a dog once who's back paws were damaged and he managed to learn how to walk on his front legs. It was amazing. He wasn't a small dog either. He was a bull arab which is a large hunting dog. I don't know if it's a recognized breed in the states, but think of a pointer cross with some staghound with a bit of bull terrier thrown in for good measure.
i didn't know we could do this... must give it a try
Should that be in the "Pictures of Hot Guys" thread?
Fucking guy totally stole my idea.
Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!
Timmy the Testicle says:
Stop wasting it on Victoria's Secret catalogues!
One day you'll have to pay a fortune for IVF!
and it had its lipstick out.
Um, Sundae, if guys have been telling you all these years that it's lipstick you might want to get a second opinion.
:smack:That's what I've been doing wrong.
"Honey I've got some great lipstick here, passion pink".;)
The reason that the though balloon is blank is because Bert and Ernie are gay, and they are very puzzled as to how they got into that predicament.
The reason that the though balloon is blank is because Bert and Ernie are gay, and they are very puzzled as to how they got into that predicament.
I thought it was because the pussy got their tongues.
Is that what you're afraid of, Sheldon? ;)
Um, Sundae, if guys have been telling you all these years that it's lipstick you might want to get a second opinion.
All I can guess is you've never seen a dog's cock - nothing wrong with that!
And if a man tried to convince me that what he had in his pocket was lipstick 1) I'd tell him that I rarely wore it and 2) I'd wallop him for thinking I was that naiive.
On the other hand, if he asked if I wanted to give hima blowjob...
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Santa gave his best "come hither" look as he said, "Hey, Baby, wanna see the North Pole?"
There is something seriously wrong with this WTF pic.
Yeah, I don't see what's WTF about it...
I'm guessing it is pointing out that the kid has his eyes and therefore his priorities in/on the wrong place.
Did you notice Granny? She has a lot of beads too!
Them's a pert set of knockers, them is.
I say it's the Dunlap Disorder the guy to the right is exhibiting.
Them's a pert set of knockers, them is.
I concur. :thumb:
This is seriously disturbing on SO MANY LEVELS.
WARNING: Very bloody. I am still shuddering.
http://www.efukt.com/2339_1_Guy_1_Cup.htmlWhat he said.
and while you are at the site: This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.
Ah, those "get laid in [your-state-here]" links.
Funny how when I was in Japan, every hot horny babe in [my-city] was blonde.
Now, the machine thinks I am in Brisbane, so Ali, if you need to hookup with sexkitten4U, PM me.
This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.
Next your going to tell me that hot girl in the bikini who's supposed to be a 19yo from the next town over from me . . . really isn't? And she isn't really just waiting to chat with me?
Well. That wrecks my confidence for at least the next week or so.
Ah, those "get laid in [your-state-here]" links.
Funny how when I was in Japan, every hot horny babe in [my-city] was blonde.
Now, the machine thinks I am in Brisbane, so Ali, if you need to hookup with sexkitten4U, PM me.
Oh excellent. I was just telling my husband how bored I am.
What's the number?
I know that for a fact.
explain.
What he said.
and while you are at the site: This woman doesn't live anywhere near Greenwich, NY. I know that for a fact.
Hahaha!! i love these ads. Its even funnier where I live. I live in a town of 125 population, and a few miles away is a town called Sheep Ranch with a population of 12. And it will show those ads "Find sex in Sheep Ranch"
As if you would want to find sex in a place called Sheep Ranch, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared
:lol2:
Keep an eye out for a screen shot opportunity. That is gold.
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aww. Mrs. Howell isn't naked. Kills the whole thing for me.
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Santa gave his best "come hither" look as he said, "Hey, Baby, wanna see the North Pole?"
Actually that looks more like the "south pole" given the location underneath the hemisphere.. somewhere..
That woman is pressing burnt pancakes to the glass with her boobs.
Also, it looks like her head is about 10 feet farther back than her boobs.
I think she's using some kind of bread. Maybe small cob loaves?
You could achieve that effect by changing the depth of field if you had the right sort of camera.
She's ugly and so are they - yuck!
She's ugly and so are they - yuck!
But she's made it through the glass ceiling :3_eyes:
And now she's there, they're making her run a floor buffer.;)
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"Just sit right back and you'll see some tail." :keys:
I guess that finally answers the eternal question, "Ginger or Maryanne?"
She was a model for Gent magazine many years ago. Maybe her name was Wendy?
That's a duplicate, its in this thread somewhere...
UT just posted that cause someone asked where big sarge was in another thread.
I did not know this!!:eek:
Hahaha .. An extreme example of the button cock.
That explains why they slouch...
oh this is sick
Why? Now she can take it with her.
"Esther"? I would have guessed "Lorena".
That is a waste of an otherwise perfectly good cock. What a dope. Or did lorana do it?
That is a waste of an otherwise perfectly good cock. What a dope. Or did lorana do it?
Yeah, Lorena did it as soon as she realized he tattooed "Esther" instead.
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What baffles me about photos like this, is not so much that somebody did it, but that somebody had the idea to do it.
way way too much time on their hands.
I guarantee that folks who are starving and freezing aren't up to these antics.
Dude where did you Find that pic of TW ??!!!
You know what, I don't have an alcohol problem after all.
Because I just realised nothing would induce me to take a swig of that randy now...
Hey, look! Chyna bleached her hair!
referring to pic # 1623: there's nothing more helpless looking than a flaccid cock.
Would it be ill-mannered to question the use of the future tense?
I think you're spot on, SD. "Have Fucked for Cake...A Lot" would be more honest.
I'm thinking she should lay off the cake.
She doesn't say what kind of cake. She must not be too picky.
Umm, 'scuse me miss, but yer sacs' showin...
One of those asian transgenders I suspect. That crap is all over the web.
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Stupid looking guy with a chicken taped to his crotch = Idiot
Stupid looking guy with a chicken taped to his crotch
and a sponsor = Genius
Besides congressmen and circus geeks, this may be the only other example of someone who is paid to be crazy.
Stupid looking guy with a chicken taped to his crotch and a sponsor = Genius
Howard Stern
Heh, heh, tell 'em, Bruce.
You know what, I don't have an alcohol problem after all.
Because I just realised nothing would induce me to take a swig of that randy now...
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Whoops SG!
And here are his girlfriends
What's that thing on the left?
If any of them had actually used even one of the doohickeys shown, they wouldn't be sitting upright.
I totally missed the big red thing on the right, until I looked again. Holy...ouch.
It looks like jello. It looks huge, but there's always room for jello.;)
They remind me of chess pieces
...I much prefer to think of them being used in that way :eek:
Well, we'd know which one's the King, but how would you tell the Queen, just by looking? It's not like it would be out there sashaying across the board and getting all huffy over nothing.
...I much prefer to think of them being used in that way :eek:
Dildo to King's buttplug 3 (checkmate)
Dildo to King's buttplug 3 (checkmate)
NO WAY!
That would put you in check with my right arm!:eek:
Ok, Ready. Let's do some fly-overs of these uncontacted indiginous people in those concrete forests.
I bet the expression on the copilot's face would change dramatically if they started to taxi.
UT, that is LOL funny. :)
Carrottop's new pilot
Ouch ouch ouch:thepain:
That's just wrong.
But on a similar vein (pun intended):
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oh my dear bajesus...who would willingly do that to themselves...
Reminds me of the case of a (non-doctor) performing castrations on willing subjects in North Carolina. A psychiatrist quoted in the newspaper very helpfully informed us that "most men do not volunteer for this procedure." Thanks, I never knew that.
oh my dear bajesus...who would willingly do that to themselves...
Umm, 'cause it feels so good when it's over?
Because they were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way.
Because they were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way.
You are so right it's scary.
Umm, 'cause it feels so good when it's over?
I think you've just explained how GWB won two elections.
I think you've just explained how GWB won two elections.
And all this time I thought it was "Because [we] were sexually abused as young children and now require a combination of pain and extreme chaos without regard to consequences, in order to get off in any way."
:headshake
And you thought "pheasant under glass" was your only choice...
That's a dead Islamic chicken. They are required to cover the naughty bits with a brick. ;)
For it is written in the Koran:
Chick dick sick. Stick brick on prick.
or for a larger crowd.....
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Chick dick sick. Stick brick on prick.
Damn man. :lol2:
i searched pinups at google and this is what they give me?!? WTF?!?!
I'm not too sure that isn't my best friend from HS, Bruce. No, really. His name is Bruce, and he is quite gay.
I'm not too sure that isn't my best friend from HS, Bruce. No, really. His name is Bruce, and he is quite gay.
DUDE ACK!!!
You mean this guy could be gay?
Love the tasteful way he's stuffed white tissues into a black lace bra. Classy.
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That's where I'd put my willie.
You, sir, are the master.
Who says I don't make eye contact with women?
actually these are my tits
I'd be all like, "Dude, you better not be wearing yo shoes while you standing on my couch, mutha fucka"
That's what I'd be all like.
That's what I'd be all like.
You'd be the shit out of all like that.
That's where I'd put my willie.
lol...i thought it was jesus.....didnt even notice the headband
You'd be the shit out of all like that.
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oh. so is that where the term "headboard" comes from?
(tee hee. I said comes.)
i searched pinups at google and this is what they give me?!? WTF?!?!
Sarah Silverman has really let herself go.
That's where I'd put my willie.
.. hence the term "a Full Nelson".
I would have nailed that, too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
That will be the hardest mystery they will ever solve.
In Scooby Doo shows...it's always the first person they run into, um...so to speak. :)
Damn!
I know that guy!
It's SONNY PURDUE!
He's the opposite of those guys who wear foil on their heads!
Come on Ga. folks. Does it look like Sonny or is it me?
Come on Ga. folks. Does it look like Sonny or is it me?
It's you. I recognize the outfit. :D
Olympic qualifying events get even harder...
That's just his way of getting rid of all that unsightly leg hair.
If there's anything unsightly in that picture it's not the leg hair!
But it must be a very cold day - anyone doing the Iron Man in that outfit must normally have huge balls :)
If there's anything unsightly in that picture it's not the leg hair!
But it must be a very cold day - anyone doing the Iron Man in that outfit must normally have huge balls :)
You mean HOT BALLS don't you?:eek:
This is where the pic above came from. Interesting.
Tough Guy Challenge 2009
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/02/tough_guy_challenge_2009.htmlsomethings are just too disturbing to even look at!
Kitchen towel holder:
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This is actually a little older but I don't think we've seen it here.
I go to that same dentist.
What, did she go commando on your bike, too?
Another good reason to always wear clean undies.
That bike-riding chick is going to have a really bad day if that dude lays that bike down.
Another good reason to always wear clean undies.
Well, that tramp stamp is really redundant, now, isn't it?
Good thing that isn't a Harley. After a few miles of that two-cylinder throbbin', she'd slide right off the seat.
That bike-riding chick is going to have a really bad day if that dude lays that bike down.
And that bike riding dude is gonna have a really good day if that chick lays... but We're not sure who's driving. Ahem.. well, somebody is prolly having/going to have a GOOD day.
Good thing that isn't a Harley. After a few miles of that two-cylinder throbbin', she'd slide right off the seat.
:rotflol:
Bet it was a fun party! ;)
Is it becoming a fad? Hope so. :haha:
That's not just a camel toe, it's the whole foot.
stern /as titillating as it seems, it is VERY unhygienic/stern
Those girls are going to get a UTI.
...and on the other end of the spectrum.....
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I've seen more snatch in the last week than in the rest of my life put together.
Ok, that is frigging nasty.
I am horrified!
When it gets warm, she loses her beer!
those are Mardi Gras beads she's got there!
Check out everybody with their cameras....
it's dar512 driving the bike...
I am horrified!
When it gets warm, she loses her beer!
Hm. Actually it's pretty clever, when you think about it. Chilled beer makes the nipples stand out. The only task then is to drink it quickly. Which, considering it's Bud (ie: piss water) you probably just want to get it down and over with anyway.
...and on the other end of the spectrum.....
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CAPNHOWDY, you are now responsible for my nightmares. Damn you.
Me sorry.
I have one that's worse, but I have to:
1) resize it
2) give you time to get over that one.
"Cheap" relative to what?? I'm going to need an exact figure here . . .
It is a portable glory hole
"Cheap" relative to what??
Marriage.
If they have a beautiful face I reckon they can charge more. I wonder if it would be EVEN CHEAPER if you furnished your own bag?
Might be a double bagger, though. One for her and one for you. (In case hers comes off in the excitement).
...that jingle jangle jingle.
It's like a
rain chain, only different. Yuckier.
It's like a rain chain, only different. Yuckier.
I had one of those once. The wind got to it and turned it into scrap metal pieces in the garden (and the neighbour's garden, and WAY over THERE in the other neighbour's garden :yelsick: ).
Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?
That makes sense, seeing how she apparently doesn't have any.:haha:
...that jingle jangle jingle.
It is a portable glory hole
Seems to work here too....
...that jingle jangle jingle.
There is a shop on the floor beneath my office and I keep hearing that door jingle - or that's what I thought it was :p
Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?
'spode, your eyes are wandering.
Where is she shopping? Hooker's Emporium? Seriously, even the lady at the cash register looks skanky.
Where is she shopping? Hooker's Emporium? Seriously, even the lady at the cash register looks skanky.
walmart
well a Chick has to keep her keys Some Where !!
Isn't that the key to her heart?
lol
Girls like that don't fart.
They poot.
:D
Girls like this fart.
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lol
Girls like that don't fart.
They poot.
:D
Oh, she's too classy to fart? :lol:
Does anyone else find it to be odd that she appears to be browsing a display of women's panties?
Maybe it's a new concept she's exploring... "Wow, I've heard stories about these . . .I didn't know they actually made them though."
ouch
Ridiculous tattoo. It'll get sloughed off in no time. Though, I guess the content of the tattoo applies to that thought, too.
Really? Tattoos on the soles of the feet don't last? What about on the palms of the hands?
Seems like this is a set up question, but palm tattoos fade quickly too. Ever seen a tattoo artist with the "Pay Now Please" or similar on their palm? I've seen those become barely legible in under a year.
Seems like this is a set up question, but palm tattoos fade quickly too.
Not at all, I don't remember anyone with either.
Yes, I had a friend who wanted to get a tattoo on the bottom of her foot, and they told her don't waste her time, it will disappear--but before it's gone, it will be very blurry for a long time too. Although, I suspect that being up in the arch like that is more protected than down somewhere on the rest of the sole.
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Which one is Polly?
She looks like she's having fun!
That's classic behind her.
lol...I thought he was the one taking the pic
Nah.... tripod. And a loooooooooong delay.
heeheee
She looks like she's having fun!
I thought she was trying to escape.
Or about to be launched. :eek6:
I thought she was trying to escape.
I thought so too, then I noticed those were hands and not a shirt.
If you want to see how he did it, (it looks like at home), click
here.
I'm guessing he's completely given up on any kind of penetration ever again.
Why? Why, why why? I don't understand. I don't get it. WTF?
Actually, I really don't get it. What is it supposed to look like? Am I missing something, it doesn't look like anything.
It's a physical personification of stupidity.
One of the many WTFs about that picture is the filaments? capillary tubes? plastic lacing? WTF?
And may I add, for the record, that the picture confirms why I just CAN'T date redheads. Ew.
Why would you never want to have sex ever again? That is so wtf it's off the scale.
One of the many WTFs about that picture is the filaments? capillary tubes? plastic lacing? WTF?
They had documented the latest addition so it's probably home brew stitches.
Uh, how does he pee and WTF (the W is for WHY)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Bruce, ...and you're worried about viruses from facebook? That's a crazy site.
I never said anything about viruses from facebook? :confused:
Facebook doesn't interest me, there's nobody I want to find and nobody I want to find me.
That post I linked to, was linked from a site I frequent where if anyone has a problem the link is taken down pretty quick. I'm usually a couple days behind when the links are first put up which helps, plus AVG is looking after me.
How can I find IOtDs without straying off the beaten path? So it's a risk I must take, besides if my PC gets infected, tw will drop everything to come over and make it nice nice.
Damn you, CG, now there's lemonade all over the screen.
Shouldn't it be in a cup?
It's fizzier off a screen.
Lemonade isn't fizzy in the states.
Cap'n Howdy, actually, scrotal inflation (irrigation?) isn't terribly painful, just a mild squeezing sensation, and weight. The worst part is inserting the infuser. The swelling goes down in a day or two.
Brian
Oh no, you did
not let me find this thread.
Time to dip into my stash of special pics.
I actually just finished a book that had a scrotal irrigation scene. (Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis)
What are you doing in the WTF NSFW thread, SD?
Go back to your room!
Didn't you mean "Go back to my room!" B?? :D
Now, now, ladies, no need to fight . . . .
If you want to see how he did it, (it looks like at home), click here.
Even after looking at the photo essay very carefully, I'm having a difficult time comprehending what I'm seeing.
I do really like the care they took in sterilizing the "instrument" with a disposable lighter, though.
I do know that if I was ever confronted by such a beast, I would be SO the fuck out of there, regardless of how interesting he was before the pants came off.
ick.
I mean there should be some kind of warning posted ... BEWARE: Intentionally deformed johnson, or something.
That is so not right on so many levels.
Let me guess. He's actually a virgin ...
Second Dick pic is most likely necrotizing fasciitis. Not a good thing. When they get it, and it often originates in the groin, they have to skin you up to and including all effected areas, bring you to the OR every other day and wash and scrub away the infected areas for weeks on end until the bacteria is killed or you die. Fairly ugly event.
Never. Usually an injury. i.e. MVA, trauma or initially a localized infection. Basically they take a scaple and skive back all the skin that looks infected, each time peeling back a little more. I have seen people that were flayed open from groin to nipple line. Most often in men, almost always with an infection starting in the groin or ass area.
More commonly known as the flesh-eating bacteria, Wiki says.
More commonly known as the flesh-eating bacteria, Wiki says.
Don't know whether it's flesh-eating, but after seeing that pic, I doubt
I'M ever eating again.
Oh, that poor man! That picture is enough to keep me out of the medical field.
Or any field for that matter.
New form of Hell: Having to give that dude a BJ.
New form of Hell: Having to give that dude a BJ.
Actually, that works both ways. I can't imagine that BJ would feel very good.
I actually though that one was pretty funny.
It was. Disturbing, but funny.
Five-assed centipede ... okay who thought that up?
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Things that make you go "Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww................"
He's the one drooling on the camera. ;)
That's not drool. :p
And it's not a camera. hehehe
Once again -
Things that make you go "Eeewwwwwwwwwwwww................"
That's not drool. :p
And it's not a camera. hehehe
No no no, I said I want PEANUTS! :smack:
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"Hi, honey. I'm just shootin' the shit over at Linda's."
That gives new meaning to "pop a cap in your ass."
It would definitely be a one lesson course.
How the hell do you spell definitely anyway?
Thanks
define + finite = definitely
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Where is that cats tail poking.
I don't have my magnifying glass, what's it say?
Not ver batim but:
I don't understand what you're saying, so here's a testicle in a cup.
WTF is the painter's tape doing on the cabinet doors?
They're labels. I bet it's not a home, it's a communal kitchen somewhere. Looks very reminiscent of a backstage area, actually.
So there's a possibility that she is stealing potatoes... Isn't that true? Just answer yes or no. Thank you.
...snatches glasses off....spins around and approaches the jury box...
Look your Honor - she is attempting to EAT the evidence!
I rest my case....
Umm, it's a very old joke. They're pantry hose. But then you knew that already.
She should used a stool softener a long, long, time ago.
I'm still trying to figger out what the pasties are, too. At first glance it's like a bio-hazard thingie. Secondly... like a smilie bear.
And a coconut monkey on the microwave. Truly WTF
The pasties are 'Biohazard' stickers.
I'd know that symbol in my sleep.
But are they really pasties, or tattoos?
Is this a result of STD?
STeveDallas?
sssssshhhhhh.....
that's a cellar 'secret'.
I accept no responsibility for that photo. It's disgusting.
A family that plays together....
Poor kid looks like she's pondering what she'll do when she grows up.
looks like he has a boner
Poor kid looks like she's pondering what she'll do when she grows up.
Or maybe she's wondering why all she has is a pacifier while uncle Bob is getting lunch.
looks like he has a boner
Giving her the bone!
I guess Merc has me on ignore! :lol: ;)
Although there's no bones in the bone, you may still choke on it if not administered properly. I mean... that's what I've HEARD.
"Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit"
(whom virtue has united death shall not separate)
I guess Merc has me on ignore! :lol: ;)
Not at all. Why would you think that? I just posted a variation.
Variation is the sincerest form of flattery. :haha:
Bad replica is the sincerest form of flattery.
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4ever.
:eek:
"Allow myself to introduce you to.......myself."
4ever.
That is disturbing...yet strangely stimulating.
Anyone know a good pyschiatrist in Raytown?
April showers bring May _______.
You're in the wrong NSFW thread rat.
If I was quicker on my feet, I should have put it in the Dwellar "what do you look like RFN NSFW" thread...
Ah well.
LabRat, that is seriously fucked up. But DAMN I wish I could use that image when I teach my first graders The Emperor's New Clothes.
Enema bag jewelry. Why, God, why?
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Enema bag jewelry and the sig "[FONT=Arial Black][SIZE=2]If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you."
Oh, how appropriate.
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I wonder if she's married to a
dick'tater
:)
Why do men leave their socks on? :confused:
The world may never know. . .
After about two hours of grindage the fronts of your toes start to blister without them.
After about two hours of grindage the front of my hoo-ha starts to blister! Now I know why we're supposed to avoid guys who leave their socks on.
Hey a Fellas Feetz Get cold , that blood Haz to cum from Some where
Why do men leave their socks on? :confused:
I did not get naked with that woman... Ms Lewinsky. :headshake
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Instructions for making different merkins:
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MANtyhose
Looks like a tongue.
So what does this look like... fun? :blush:
btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size"
So what does this look like... fun? :blush:
btw, I reduced the image so it's not "actual size"
Looks like an orange juicer. FROM THE GRIM REAMER!
Lubricating vent holes, thats where the "Uguens" comes out from the chamber in the base. Think, back door turkey baster. :o
Unguent:
Main Entry:un·guent
Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:
noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin
unguentum — more at
ointmentDate:15th century
: a soothing or healing salve
: ointmentOh, it's a "t"... gotta get new glasses. :o
It is better to give than to receive.
Is it just me, or does that look like an unfinished Samus cosplay costume?
It looks to me like what comes out with a baby calf ....
"Does this outfit make my butt look invisible?"
"Does this outfit make my butt look invisible?"
Damn you Sheldon! :lol:
It's a 13 titted woman. Must be some kind of angel.
It's a 13 titted woman. Must be some kind of angel.
The tits on the back are for slow dancing.
The tits on the back are for slow dancing.
Makes sense, seeing how there's no ass to grab.
Makes sense, seeing how there's no ass to grab.
I guess this is what's meant by ass back words.
Reminds me of Abomination from the Hulk movie with Edward Norton.
Pooka sure is one lucky gal.
Very nice legs though.
Eh. Means nothing. There's a lot of really nice roads that lead into New Jersey too.
Unguent:
Main Entry:un·guent Pronunciation: \ˈəŋ-gwənt, ˈən-; ˈən-jənt\ Function:noun Etymology:Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin unguentum — more at ointmentDate:15th century : a soothing or healing salve : ointment
Gaear Grimsrud "Fargo"......"she bit me, I need Unguentine".....
That drink looks a little frothy.
On the other hand, the buttcrack at the lower right of the picture looks quite tantalizing.
That drink looks a little frothy.
On the other hand, the buttcrack at the lower right of the picture looks quite tantalizing.
So before attending the porn movie wrap party you have to weigh the positives and negatives.
1) Positive - Hot topless women
2) Negative - The keg is mostly foam - and it's probably a cheap domestic lager
decisions, decisions
I think I can live with the flat lager.
Carry on.
* 'If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician.'
That would work well with a power company logo too.
What is that, a Shelf Myself project? Strange.
It's Ronco's new HOMOSTACKER.
But WAIT!
So... is it all the same guy?
I wonder what the dishes are kept in.
So... is it all the same guy?
definitely. you can tell by the hands on the upper two. no pressure being applied to the bodies below.
shopped well, but shopped
I'm glad you pointed that out. I was starting to feel sorry for the dude on the bottom.
I'm glad you pointed that out. I was starting to feel sorry for the dude on the bottom.
Not gonna say it but I
AM gonna laugh about it!
definitely. you can tell by the hands on the upper two. no pressure being applied to the bodies below.
shopped well, but shopped
And the stomachs/chests are too flat, obviously laying on something.
And the stomachs/chests are too flat, obviously laying on something.
Not to mention that the dabgly bit ain't dangling. Of course, he could be doing the tuck game, but I'm just sayin'....
Or, he's hung like a pimple.
Being a douche-bag...
so easy a caveman can do it.
I'm sorry but does that caveman have a black cock in his hand?
Not to mention that the dabgly bit ain't dangling. Of course, he could be doing the tuck game, but I'm just sayin'....Or, he's hung like a pimple.
Quoting Eddie Murphy: "He got no bulge. Dude ain't got no bulge!"
i loves me some cave dudes. they get down with it.
I'm sorry but does that caveman have a black cock in his hand?
Microphone?
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When I see this image, I think of Peeps.
Penis peeps. Betcha can't eat just one.
Is that the Marilyn Chambers Memorial?
What are the little white streamers coming off of it?
Those little strips you tear off with the phone number on it.;)
Quoting Eddie Murphy: "He got no bulge. Dude ain't got no bulge!"
"If I didn't have no bulge, I wouldn't be modelin' no underwear. And I damn sure wouldn't be smilin'!"
Those little strips you tear off with the phone number on it.;)
:lol:
Microphone?
I got two cave dwellers and a microphone...
(That was a good drum break)
Amazing that it's clean coming OUT:
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Good idea, shitty presentation.
Good idea, shitty presentation.
It was nice of you to anal-yze that photo.
That person is wasting a lot of toilet paper. It's enough to make your brown eye blue.
Butt, I'd hate to poo-poo the idea...
I don't really know what the big fuss is. Its only a paper moon.
I don't really know what the big fuss is. Its only a paper moon.
Well, this is The Cellar.. you know how people here always over-analyze everything.
Did not die from it
Careful with those user titles....
Did not die from it? A butt sniff? That's a heifer...
Yeah, but it could have beena Hefner. ;)
Did not die from it? A butt sniff? That's a heifer...
Who didn't die - the heifer?
That cow has an identity crisis. Thinks it's a dog:
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That dog one is great! :lol:
Bet he has moose in his hair too.
Bet he has moose in his hair too.
My sister was bitten by a [I]møøse.
Møøse bites can be quite painful.[/I]
Moose Lodges can be quite painful also... the next morning.
My sister was bitten by a [I]møøse. Møøse bites can be quite painful.[/I]
Oh, CG, bless you for the best belly laugh I've had in weeks.
I miss Ralph the Wonder Llama.
OK, so I was reading the article about the Craigslist killer and the debate over Craigslist's erotic services section.
I thought that I would take a peek to see what the fuss was about. I decided to look at San Francisco women-for-men, figuring that it would provide the most interesting examples.
NSFW!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
Sweet Susie Brown, that woman has bigger biceps than me!
Oh, CG, bless you for the best belly laugh I've had in weeks.
You're very welcome.
OK, so I was reading the article about the Craigslist killer and the debate over Craigslist's erotic services section.
I thought that I would take a peek to see what the fuss was about. I decided to look at San Francisco women-for-men, figuring that it would provide the most interesting examples.
NSFW!!!!!! :eek::eek::eek:
Sweet Susie Brown, that woman has bigger biceps than me!
:eyebrow: Damm, who needs porn when you have Craigslist? Looks like Sunnyvale is filled with hot horny woman, for a price.
:eyebrow: Damm, who needs porn when you have Craigslist? Looks like Sunnyvale is filled with hot horny woman, for a price.
And some of them may actually be women. I flipped the picture over and took a better look and I'm guessing the reason 'her' hand is down there is to conceal a surprise.:eek:
The girl with something extra.
Do your tits hang high
Do your tits hang low
Can you tie them in a knot
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier
Do your tits hang low?
I'm guessing the Power Rangers are looking for her. Especially the pink one.;)
I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?
Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?
She has eyeballs on her shield.:eek:
C'mon, a shield and an automatic weapon? Isn't that a bit anachronistic?
That previous girl is Chinese. Her name is Wun Hung Lo.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Had to look up 'ananchronistic' - !
am in heaven!
do more! do more!
PS - I think she's pretty and well accessorized.
Double points - but...I will take off for the weird penis thing. Some judges may give points for things like that, but, well, I'm just old-school.
I give her a solid 8.5
I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?
I assumed it was the escaping tapeworm.... you don't see that every day.
It may not be escaping. Maybe she just hasn't gotten it in all the way yet.
It may not be escaping. Maybe she just hasn't gotten it in all the way yet.
:vomitblu:
I don't get it. . . .what's so "WTF" about her?
Are you BLIND?!!! It's before Labor Day and she's not wearing white!!!
Wow. That guy has some really big, rotted looking tits.
I thought aliens only took bodies one at a time.
Does she have kneepads on her kneepads?
Also whats with the frilled raptor coming out the front and the rat tail coming out the rear? Someone had too much fun in the rubber toy section at toys r us.
OMFG... and I thought MINE were too big...
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they've burnt up on re-entry?
Nah.... He just took the smilies off.:haha:
Nah.... He just took the smilies off.:haha:
I am *so* glad hers aren't like that (Though prolly impossible to "achieve" at 23)
Those are nasty mofos.
Ya know... I was thinking of posting the pics here but there were just SO many WTFNSFW that I'll just post the link to the page and let them explain them!
18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex ToysDamn. That really WAS disturbing.
I didn't get beyond the first two items - yeuch!
Thats a reason to slap a bitch right there
That pic belongs in the Fail thread.
There's nothing wrong with the photo that a good cropping can't fix.
Ya know... I was thinking of posting the pics here but there were just SO many WTFNSFW that I'll just post the link to the page and let them explain them!
18 More of the World's Most Disturbing Sex Toys
Thanks. I LOL'd. Hard.
I think so but can't find any info......
There's another celeb that looks like that but my geezer ass can't remember his name.
It's p[COLOR="Gray"]ee[/COLOR]-shopped. ;)
It's real.
The title is "The Thin White Toaster Strudel".
.." this is Major Tom to ground cont.....Woo Woe... shit!..."
"Impress?" You sure your name isn't "Impale?"
The designer buttplugs should have monograms, i.e. "this butthole the property of..."
There's GOT to be a story here.
From Body works , truly creepy fascinating and frightening all at the same time ( if you have ever seen the exhibit that is )
How is 2058 WTF? It looks quite straightforward to me. :angel:
There's nothing normal about shaved balls, Steve. :headshake
There's GOT to be a story here.
Bacon loves bacon.
Mmmmmm, bacon.
There's nothing normal about shaved balls, Steve. :headshake
I honestly didn't notice... just looked like a run of the mill blowjob (photographed, true, from a somewhat acrobatic angle).
This should be in the bacon thread
I honestly didn't notice... just looked like a run of the mill blowjob (photographed, true, from a somewhat acrobatic angle).
It was the depth that was WTF to me. :cool:
She takes the whole two inches.
I reckon being able to get hilted like that is the only up side to being snub cocked.
The two pics were the before and after.
The little boy at 2, and 20 years later, after sex reassignment surgery.
This should be in the bacon thread
Yep. We see the results of that on a daily basis.
Couldn't figure out where else to put this so here it goes...
You're only as gay as....
Well, objects in mirror are smaller than they appear. Or something like that...
Three guesses and the first two don't count?
One thong bikini, coming right up.
I see pretty close to that on a regular basis. What kills me is that these fat ass black women dress as if they had perfect figures. It's like they think nobody notices they are morbidly obese.:vomit:
It's like they think nobody notices they are morbidly obese.:vomit:
Have you never been to the beach? I don't think it's just black wimmins. ;)
Everything but the 'itty bitty waist'.
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
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Have you never been to the beach? I don't think it's just black wimmins. ;)
Very true. I was referring to the above post.;)
is that bruce willis?
Looks like some gutter trash to me.
:p
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If you're hung like a pimple, why advertise it?
Cop 1: dammit, why aren't there any chick streakers to arrest??
And I see SEVEN other cameras in action in the crowd. :lol:
I see 11, maybe 12, other cameras.
Looking again ... nope, still seven confirmed, but a few extra "possibles" that I didn't count.
Also, two sharks, a dolphin on a treadmill, one dead hooker; but that sure ain't a whale penis!
Count 11, maybe 12, after a closer look.
Counting from the left:
1. Agreed.
2. Agreed.
3. Agreed.
4. Didn't count, don't think so, but might be.
5. Agreed, and a guy that size should stand at the back of the crowd, to be polite. Think of the children.
6. Possible, but too blurry for my counting, maybe just making a hand gesture. YOMV.
7. Agreed.
8. I missed that, could well be.
9. Agreed.
10. Possible, hand looks correct, but I can't see the actual camera.
11. What? The picture goes off the edge of my screen? Hey, what does this "scroll bar" do? :smack: Probably a camera.
12. See 11. Yes.
Also, have a look between 5 and 6, the guy in the white T-shirt. That another one, maybe? [ETA, or is he just having a fondle?]
And of course, that's only the part of the crowd we can see. Should we count the camera that took the photo we are looking at?
Do all the math and use all the cameras you want, it's not going to make that thing any bigger.
I saw video of this whole event, probably one of the cams recording in the background. The cops were professional. Peanut-dick was whacked out of his mind. They tried to talk with him, reason with him for a while. Didn't work, he decided to be belligerent. Then they tried to escort him away with minimal force. He wasn't gonna have it. Dude had to be taken down, there was no other way to handle him.
So, what are the effects of pepper spray or tasers ... down there?
:eek:
That would be considered "enhanced interrogation".:haha:
The site has very brief nudity.
http://www.washlet.com/
Most definitive comment: "It's got more in common with your laptop computer than any toilet seat you've ever encountered".
Lisa: "Gee, how did you know all of our favorite foods?"
Pierce Brosnan (as House Computer): "I, uh, analyzed your, uh, leavings."
Ah, washlet, a name I recognise from the mysterious orient.
Perfect for when you need to take a robocrap.
"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".
"We've secretly replaced Marge's hoo-ha with a Whoopee cusion. Let's see if Herb can tell the difference".
:lol:
Oh crap, I'm sorry the monkey was the butt of your joke, but that's funny!"
If I had been drinking milk, it woulda come outta my nose.
good one!!
"I . . like . ... big ... "
Proof positive that yes, they are all pink on the....um....outside.
hooray!
Okay, that crosses the line. I quit the internet.
I wanna see her pour a can a Coke down there....
I'm sure she would, and then throw the can in there as a bonus.
This pretty much answers the question "Is there anything you wouldn't do for money, girl?"
you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!
I never!
Plus, her hair is more green than blonde - Veddy bad home-dye job. This one is either on her way up or her way down.
you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!
I never!
Plus, her hair is more green than blonde - Veddy bad home-dye job. This one is either on her way up or her way down.
I agree... the hair is awful. And the eye makeup..... yuck. It's just disgusting to look at.
[size=1][color=gray]fortunately I can just crop out her head[/color][/size]
You look at that, and the bad dye job is what you notice...
Certainly not, the fingernails too.
You look at that, and the bad dye job is what you notice...
Certainly not, the fingernails too.
And the tacky eye shadow--
ewwwwww.
Yeah, the eye shadow is pretty haggard.
If it hadn't been for you guys, I'd have never noticed the stretch marks and ass pimples. Bestids!
Not to mention the most fake boobs I've ever seen.
Yeah and who the fuck would buy pumpkin flavored pop rocks? That's just wrong.
Pumpkin flavored pop rocks?
Had to have been around Hallowe'en, 'cause that pic is fucking scary.
:headshake
haha!
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you can tell she's a tramp by that hideous nail-polish color~!
.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a more obvious clue to her being a tramp...
Yeah and who the fuck would buy pumpkin flavored pop rocks? That's just wrong.
Pumpkin flavored pop rocks?
Had to have been around Hallowe'en, 'cause that pic is fucking scary.
"Hey, we got a bunch of the pumpkin flavor left over. They didn't turn out to be too popular. What should we do with them?"
"Ah, hell, it's November. Now we'll NEVER sell them. There must be some way we can unload them.. maybe a product placement deal of some kind . . . "
If you pour poprocks down your ass, do bubbles come out of your nose?
what happened?
did it work yet?
:D
By
thealphajerkThe flies around the eye are a nice touch too, not to mention the barbed wire in close proximity... :headshake
Darwin award in 3 ... 2 ...
*shakes head* well....it really does take all sorts to make the world go around.....ffs...
Gee...in just a couple of posts, I've learned that there are, in fact, people who say, "Sure, I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass" and "Hey, I think I'll see if that cow will suck my cock."
The Cellar: Educational in ways you never, never...NEVER expected.
The Cellar: Educational in ways you never, never...NEVER expected. .. or indeed wanted:P
I always said, The Cellar is the fount of all knowledge.
And, well.... here it is.
I was kind of expecting a different source for the fountain though
I've always felt it would take a lot to gross me out, but the last two pictures made me sick. Maybe I'm getting old.
At least she's not in a tub...
Gee...in just a couple of posts, I've learned that there are, in fact, people who say, "Sure, I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass" and "Hey, I think I'll see if that cow will suck my cock."
The Cellar: Educational in ways you never, never...NEVER expected.
I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass
if that cow will suck my cock
I can hear these as rap lyrics, a la Beastie Boys.
Let's make a rap song on the theme of memes of the WTF NSFW thread.
*gauntlet*
yeh sure - old white guy here :headshake
You go ahead and get it started.
They should kill whoever came up with that shit IMO.
Hey don't knock it till you tried it.
I've been forced to try it from blocks away.
...boom boom boom..honky motherfucker...
...boom boom boom..nigga motherfucker....
...boom boom boom.. kill a motherfucker...
FUCK THAT! I'LL PASS!
Yebbut...Eminem is way cool.
Psst - Dana, you may have to tell him who that is.
Psst - Dana, you may have to tell him who that is.
Allow me:
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I meant don't knock pop rocks in your butt while letting a cow suck you off. Ya'll are such boring people at times
sorry everyone..:3_eyes: but hey, at least it's the right thread for it. haha
now lets see what else is in the old gross out folder. :eek:
and this one, just to wash that horrible taste out of your mouth
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hooray!
I showed this pic to my cousin and she said, "Is that Bum Cha?".
Can't remember if I've posted this previously.
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and this one, just to wash that horrible taste out of your mouth
Is that other dude doing the Happy Dance?
It's really more of a jig isn't it.
Is that other dude doing the Happy Dance?
It's really more of a jig isn't it.
Gives whole new meaning to the phrase "the jig is up".
AND GONE!!!
Can't remember if I've posted this previously.
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Buderim is a town, and presumably an electoral district, a little over 100 km north of Brisbane. That's Ali's turf.
http://amvhell.com/index.php?pageid=adult
If this isn't wtf I don't know what is.
Thus, I open a challenge to all to download and watch all of it
That last photo there...
Is he a lumberjack?
Just like his dear papa?
That last photo there...
Is he a lumberjim?
Just like his dear papa?
fixd that 4u
Now this is how a
donation center should do it!
So far away... [SIZE="1"]sigh[/SIZE] :(
Paris Hilton's backyard BBQ set...
Paris Hilton's backyard BBQ set...
Hahaha!! Classic
Oh, now that's just freaky. Where do Asians come up with this shite?
A dick tombstone totally rocks. That should be LJ's and it should say "EAD".:D
There are no words...
ok.......
Help! Help!
I'm fucking blind!
damn imageshack prudes.. haha! i'll try photobucket this time, i think they are usually lazier with picking up filth.
you know, cos you wouldn't want to miss out on such important and topical pictures :D
nuttin but a ghost post here
nary a x. nosirree bob
and another while i'm here, just for good measure..
*blaargh* :greenface
nuttin but a ghost post here
nary a x. nosirree bob
Someone paged me?
finally.. i now have a large grudge against family friendly image hosting
haha
now if these don't work i will have to break things
:3_eyes:
*spew noises ahoy!*
Didn't like the backwards one. Grim.
The others are quite cute though.
I liked the one on the other page of the Klingon/ Zardoz type man.
Ah well, it takes all sorts :)
Not really WTF, but definitely NSFW.
[youtubewide]u1FKtsR47eM[/youtubewide]
Not really WTF, but definitely NSFW.
Nah, that was pretty WTF.
Here's one. This highlights one advantage of soccer over football. If they actually had a lingerie soccer league, it might even beat the NFL in ratings.
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My mistake, I should have included
the link to the translation.
What[COLOR="LemonChiffon"].............[/COLOR] they're [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]................[/COLOR] I'll [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]..............[/COLOR] two.
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]...........[/COLOR] ever [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]...............[/COLOR] selling [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]............[/COLOR] take
My mistake, I should have included the link to the translation.
Pretty funny.
1 - why is she doing that right there?
2 - why did someone feel the need to capture the moment on film?
3 - why do i have this picture?
:3_eyes:
1. She's taking a shit. And pissing.
2. They are an amateur photographer with no taste.
3. You have no taste.
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?
What's she gonna wipe with, pine needles? :eek:
1. She's taking a shit. And pissing.
2. They are an amateur photographer with no taste.
3. You have no taste.
i think you're right ... i must have no taste :D
It still doesn't answer the question -
"Do bears..."
Never mind.
I thought of that photo yesterday as I took a pee in the woods.
1 - why is she doing that right there?
2 - why did someone feel the need to capture the moment on film?
3 - why do i have this picture?
:3_eyes:
Moreover, what are the people in the background doing? I mean, there's an obviously hot woman doing things that no reasonable person wants to see a hot woman doing, and they're all looking down at the ground.
Oh...I see that I've answered my own question.
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?
Apparently, she had anal sex with a condom, and the condom stayed behind?
I've always felt it would take a lot to gross me out, but the last two pictures made me sick. Maybe I'm getting old.
Is it bad that the cow one freaks me out more than the pop rocks?
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?
Ok, I cant believe I looked at this long to hazard a guess....but dont actually think she is *backing out a kenny*, I think she has a *snag* (sausage) stuck in her arse for a photographic opportunity.
I am officially boycotting this thread, because alpha dude's pic are fucked up.
after all the twisted stuff in this thread pooping is your bright red line?
after all the twisted stuff in this thread pooping is your bright red line?
This sentence disturbs me on a number of levels.
after all the twisted stuff in this thread pooping is your bright red line?
The pooping? no no no
A lot of the stuff only lingers in my head for a few minutes and I either go "fucking freaks", "lol" or "what people will do in the name of art".
The poor little cow was my bright red line because its something that I used to hear about in school and just thought..."no one would ever!!".
Now, I have visual proof and its burned into my eyeballs.
Beastiality of any kinds is a deal breaker with me, every.fucking.time.
so, ah, about your username, then ....
Just kidding. Seriously, having standards is a good thing.
And I have sworn off this thread at least twice now. I just ... cant ... resist ....
From a project to take the pictures on 1000 people in Barcelona in one day.
Thats impressive..
im not really here right now
Sure doesn't look like a professor, does he Bri? :lol2:
Sure doesn't look like a professor, does he Bri? :lol2:
No...not at
all!
Where's his tiny, tiny, but oh-so-superior member?
Do they call him the elephant man?
From a project to take the pictures on 1000 people in Barcelona in one day.
Looks totally photoshopped.
Looks totally photoshopped.
Jealous!:p
How come it's kinked? (no pun intended)
he should have got someone to tattoo on some damn budgie smugglers... (or a larger breed of the avian variety- smugglers)
Man, have I got a craving for a nice beaver pastrami sandwich right now.
Is that the normal way to answer the phone in Australia?
No, that person is obviously just a beginner.
Do they call him the elephant man?
Depends - can he pick up peanuts with it?
Peter Pecker picked and packed a peck of pickled peanuts
If Peter Pecker picked and packed a peck of pickled peanuts,
Wheres the peck of pickled peanuts Peter Pecker picked and packed?
Say
that three times fast.
On Pikes Peak in a purple Plymouth with Paula Poundstone.
Now, go answer your phone.
Depends - can he pick up peanuts with it?
that's a pretty sweet trick, much more impressive than picking up a phone with your ass
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like
that?
Where is Lily Tomlin when we need her?
What the hell does one eat to get a turd to come out like that?
Plastics, my boy, plastics.
Do they call him the elephant man?
Gives whole new meaning to the term "Swim Trunks".
"Who's on the phone, dear?"
"Just some asshole."
"Your call has advanced in the queue. Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us, and will be answered by the next available operator."
*screaming and running while posting*
isn't the internet wonderful?
I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
But all Alpha's posts are coming up red crosses for me.
I can't say I'm too disappointed... from the reactions I'm lucky.
But all Alpha's posts are coming up red crosses for me.
damn, really? i thought i finally found an image host that works properly here.
i can see them still.
hmmm, maybe i need a new hobby
I can see them. And I ask myself, YTF do I keep opening this thread?
Sundae, those red crosses are to prevent further pissing-on-your-childhood.
Alpha does indeed need a new hobby.
Alpha try
http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.
I just stumbled across them.
that's what Bert said too
I'd really like some context, or at least audio, for the first one in #2227.
Guinness Book has documented this Russian woman as having the world's strongest vagina...
...as she lifts this 14 kg ball using only her vagoo.
See the full story and video:
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/07/the-worlds-strongest-vagina/Get 'em while they're young, son, before they grow teeth.
Or after they loose them. Many are more likely closer to loosing them than growing them.
Alpha try http://bayimg.com/ I just stumbled across them.
http://bayimg.com/NacPJaaCO
thanks toranokaze, there's a present just for you.
i;m looking for a better one than fileden that still has .img codes though.. and won't delete my uploads
i tried imagefap too.. bayimages told me to... haha . still trying to figure out if i can share at full size.. damn thumbs.
anyhows
Guinness Book has documented this Russian woman as having the world's strongest vagina...
...as she lifts this 14 kg ball using only her vagoo.
See the full story and video:
http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/07/the-worlds-strongest-vagina/
so many talented people around :3_eyes:
...snapping cooter......
Awesome name for a band!
Gland to be of services [FONT="Times New Roman"]α[/FONT]
Penthouse, '76, if I recall correctly...
Spread (giggity) also had Willie Nelson and Fidel Castro...
Pleased to meet you, won't you guess my name.............
The teeth are what scares me.
I think the teeth were there before the tattoo
I went to a friend's birthday party and this is what she had to dispense party favors for her guests... a pinata er peniata? It was her birthday so she got to whack er hit it with a stick :blush:
Did Bust-A-Nut Donuts come [COLOR=White](giggity)[/COLOR] out?
Pic 1 - Why Ron and Nancy Reagan stayed together so long...
Pic 2 - The 'Cash For Clunkers' 1,000,000th customer.
tor, thank God they weren't poprocks eh? :D
I've seen the second pic before in another thread.... I thought it was posted as a rfn, but I can't recall.
Of course I'm too lazy to search for it. Sue me.
The latest in sprinkler technology! OK
Go here then!
tor, thank God they weren't poprocks eh? :D
Yep because everyone needs a limit
so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh. :headshake
Bruce, are you not allowed to have pictures of cutlery where you work? Now that's ridiculous! ;)
you joke, but we had a no-knife policy at my last employer. :headshake
OMG. :eek:
It's my 6th grade teacher! :shock:
God, when will it stop being "edgy" to use real human bits in art? It hasn't been original for decades, people.
The stupidity of some people amazes me. Exactly HOW does one get convinced to try THAT?
... [photo of banana up a tailpipe]
I thought LJ loved Jeeps ...
This hurt my brain
http://www.pornfail.com/images/pf-72.gif
I like seared breast, but that's ridiculous. Alcohol and decisions about your safety rarely go well together. I'm sure it seemed like a great idea at the time.
so i guess if you're under 18 the you have to use primitive tools like filed down rocks and arrow heads....sheesh. :headshake
No, you just have to buy a gun. :p
Don't you need a note from a parent for that?
Not when you buying it on the street corner.
No, you just have to buy a gun. :p
I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.
I don't see how they eat mashed potatoes with that.
How do you think the potatoes get mashed?
that you last nite Drax ??
that you last nite Drax ??
I barely made it out alive. :lol:
This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.
http://smages.com/i/f0/ef/f0ef1b964b7716c2712888f782e7215a.jpgFor some reason, that girl's boobs look like rubber.
This one threw me for a second. It took a few seconds to figure out which head went with which body. A little photoediting and you could have the amazing two headed nymphomaniac.
http://smages.com/i/f0/ef/f0ef1b964b7716c2712888f782e7215a.jpg
Zaphod Booblebrox.
Zaphod Booblebrox.
I'll bet her bra size is 42.
Perhaps she could use a towel...
From a project to take the pictures on 1000 people in Barcelona in one day.
Looks totally photoshopped.
Here ya go.
Ow ow ow OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Looks like he/she is on a vent in some third world ER.
Pretty sure that's a softie, Merc.
Now, may I present the vagina couch.
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Oh holy hell, that spike in the ass is just evil.
Thinning the herd, Darwin style.
That couch looks really cozy, but I am not so sure about back support.
That couch looks really cozy, but I am not so sure about back support.
What? Doesn't it just want to make you rub your head against it?:bolt:
This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.
GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.
This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.
GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.
"She'll never know it's there".
I think this is a princess and the pea moment. I'm pretty sure if someone placed a chip and battery in my underwear I'd notice.
Probably work well till she sobered up. And she HAS to change her panties daily in case she has a wreck or something.
GPS doesn't work indoors, so unless she's getting shagged in the park, it may not be too useful. Just wire her car instead.
Just don't let her leave the house without a related-male escort, duh.
Speaking of duh, a nice burka could obviously support a more powerful transmitter or even a longer range receiver for her shock collar.
Just exactly what is that "nurse" (? I assume that's what the cap is?) in the background getting ready to examine?
I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)
super FUP/gunt/vajomach
thats a serious case of front butt right there.
I have no idea. I found it while performing a "cat boob" google image search (if you don't know, don't ask...)
Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?
This is on the low end of NSFW... but still I thought better put it here.
GPS-enabled panties... interesting concept.
Stocker much?
thats a serious case of front butt right there.
And are those fishnets or chainlink fencing?
Her leges are in pretty good shape, though.
And are those fishnets or chainlink fencing?
I'm going to be using that one...
Stocker much?
What's that item have to do with keeping inventory up?
[COLOR="Silver"][size=2]I think it should have been "stalker."[/size][/COLOR]
She needs to get the Front Butt Control Top Fishnet.
So what? she wears a strap-on dildo?
Wasn't sure if it should go here or in the regular WFT thread so I decided to play it safe.
Who's the guy behind Calista Flockhart?
Not Calista, her twin brother Dickout Flockhart.
Thank you.......all three.......2318 - 2319 - 2320.......
Well, at least the penis is realistic.
This is the "after" one night in Paris Hilton picture.
Where'd you get that picture of BrianR? :haha:
Hey, that's a weird looking marble bag.
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Arthritis. Ain't it a bitch.
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(For 'Opie and Anthony' fans)
Hey, did you stick you junk in a jar with a bee in it for a Pontiac Aztec?
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Studded for her pleasure.
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Braille for blind girls.
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Phrenology for Urologists
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"Mommy, is pee 'sposed to be chunky?"
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"That boy's 'bout as lazy as a bump on a log."
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Carol knew there was a problem with her clitoris when the gynecologist began to vomit.
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If you push the buttons in the right sequence, you win a surprise.
I used to be in porn. There's bound to be some residual pictures and videos out there. I even found one in Florida at a video shop once. Shiver!
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Pre-ribbed.
If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.
If I were that dude and was going to invest in modifying my cock, I believe I'd have just made it not so stubby. Al the bells and whistles in the the world wouldn't help that nub.
It
whistles?!?!?! :eek:
It slices, it dices, it even makes Julienne Fries!
ball bearings - you're doing it [strike]wang[/strike] wrong
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For the record, I think this was staged. The woman reacted much too quickly.
BTW, if he tried that on any of the women here, getting pepper sprayed would be the least of his problems.
Well, yeah, all that, and the multiple camera angles. Just a bit too pat.
I'd say the no individual cubicles would be a bit of a giveaway too. Plus girls do tend to check that the toilet looks ok before turning and sitting on it -unless they're so drunk they have to pull themselves up on it.
I see Amy Winehouse's rehab is progressing along in the usual predictable fashion....
With meme-density approaching dangerous levels, we bring you a WTF NSFW LOLCAT.
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Tits and pussy. What more could a man ask for. A complete women right there.
Point of order... it's not a LOLcat without a caption.
Man I hope that cat has been declawed:eek:.
Here's an interesting funny video
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1227688381161Janine said “I wanted the breastfeeding experience and Flash could give it to me, whereas my own baby couldn’t”.
She said sometimes the cat’s tongue felt rough and she could feel his teeth scraping but it never broke her skin.
Although once it did bite her breast when it was startled by a loud noise!
[COLOR=Red]She has kept this private experience quiet[/COLOR] and hasn’t told her friends and family about her twice daily habit, for fear of them not understanding.
However, Janine says that breastfeeding Flash is just “fantastic!”
QUIETLY ON THE INTERNET. SHHHH!
From Russia with love.
Playboy Playmates 1953-2008
http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/Rich, I sent it on to my husband (since I assumed he'd get more out of it than I would) -- here's what he sent back:
Hey thanks!
Check this link out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna_Sjooblom
Apparently she was famous beyond the readership of Playboy:
Her photo (known as Lenna) is often used in the field of digital image processing. She was a guest at the 50th annual Conference of the Society for Imaging Science and Technology in 1997 where she was busy signing autographs, posing for pictures, and giving a presentation about herself.
Here's what she looked like, then and now:
From Russia with love.
Playboy Playmates 1953-2008
http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/
undoubtedly the best post you've ever made, sir. If you ever wanted to quit while you were ahead....this is your moment.
interesting to see much less hair down below in the current lovelies
1995 seems to be the first year for more than just light trimming
Rich, I sent it on to my husband (since I assumed he'd get more out of it than I would) -- here's what he sent back:
Apparently she was famous beyond the readership of Playboy:
Here's what she looked like, then and now:
I remember that. In fact, I'm pretty sure there was a copyright dispute/crackdown over that photo.
BTW, enjoy the site until the copyright ninjas descend and destroy the server in a scene reminiscent of the final frames of a James Bond movie.
M: 007, we're sending you to Russia again.
Bond: Some crackpot intent on world domination again, sir?
M: Not exactly........
I was also concerned about viruses, but didn't get a peep from my firewall monitor.
Where is 2009 and Marge Simpson? :eyebrow:
Where is 2009 and Marge Simpson? :eyebrow:
wow. you forget how many sick fuckers are out there. and then you google 'naked marge simpson' with safe search turned off.
and then you remember.
wow. you forget how many sick fuckers are out there. and then you google 'naked marge simpson' with safe search turned off.
and then you remember.
We can only try...
Personally, I'm more of a Betty Rubble fan.
BTW, if you wanted disturbing.....
Sexy Fairy TalesRE: Marge
Does the carpet match the drapes?
This is a dog toy...:blush:
Why can't the pretty girls play with it too?? WTH?:rolleyes:
'Cause pretty girls get ones that'll buy them things....
From Russia with love.
Playboy Playmates 1953-2008
http://igorkazakov.ru/playboy/
Thanks for the [strike]mammeries[/strike] memmories. I'm surprised at how many I remember. The early ones are much more sexy to me, and have more attractive breastesses. :yum:
I agree, they didn't look like two softballs glued on.
Yeah, but the older ones need deforestation.
Neanderthal Beavers.
Yeah, but the older ones need deforestation.
Neanderthal Beavers.
It's a good thing I've got my trusty weedwhacker:D.
you americans have very large penis.
It's all frank and no beans.
It's all frank and no beans.
Well beans don't grow in the shade.
you americans have very large penis.
Looks African, to me. :rolleyes:
[FONT=Arial]Shouldn't those be in Dweller NSFW pics for 2009 - get it all out there!![/FONT]?
What are you talking about, Rich? :haha:
What are you talking about, Rich? :haha:
OK, someone must have moved them.
Moved? Inconceivable! You must be losing it. :lol2:
Yeah, I moved it... not that it was wrong here, just a better fit o'r there.
No problem... as long as I have rubber gloves. :haha:
Don't recall whether I've posted this before. I must be getting old.
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Why oh why do some people do this shit?
Because they're a. sick, or b. bored, or c. both.
have any of you seen the bme pain olympics?
find it at your own risk...
I believe that is the prototype for a Man-o-gram. I have a list of folks I'd like to administer it to....wonder if I can get a referral.....
have any of you seen the bme pain olympics?
find it at your own risk...
I once saw a slide show given by Shannon Laratt on extreme bodymods that would make your hairs curl, your eyes roll back in your head, and your junk permanently retreat. What men will do to their genitals is amazing, disgusting, and downright unfuckingbelievable
have any of you seen the bme pain olympics?
find it at your own risk...
Yes, it is NOT for the squeamish or anyone fond of their dangly bits. I'd like to say that to do that stunt, the guy's got balls, but then again, he took 'em clean off. I think if you watch the reaction videos first, it'll help you prepare for it. I think one to see is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhevNN1BDnQ, which is Joe Rogan and a friend watching the pain olympics AND 2 Girls 1 Cup.
Here's a link to a gay guy watching the BME vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sluaw3EVdFQ&feature=fvsr The fact that he says "fudge" instead of "fuck" makes me giggle. He censors himself as he works awfully hard not to vomit then he screams like a little girl at 2:10.
should say I <B Cellar. someone fix it, please. I've been
banned from photoshoppin'there ya go. much better, thanks
Who's your buddy Impress?
impress... I have to say these are leaa than impressive....
I didn't know 'The Blue Man Group' was still touring.....
and copping a feel at the same time.
Jesus, what's wrong with him?
Doesn't he know how to grope a woman properly?
Yes, but his lawyers told him not to do it on camera... again.;)
Agreed. I will never post that kind of stuff on this site again.
I don't think this lady should be showing a cat at the dog show!:eyebrow:
She definitely wins 'best in show'. Now that's tactics.
Not really WTF but kind of neat.
stop your cursor over who you want to see naked.
http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.htmlClick on them and you can see the rear view also. Now....where's the guys???:D
Not really WTF but kind of neat.
stop your cursor over who you want to see naked.
http://www.incident.net/works/miseanu/nues.html
Zippy is two or three years ahead of you on this curve. It would be interesting to see how the men stack up to the women. These sorts of things always seems to be rather one sided, but then women aren't prevented from buying cameras last time I checked.
But who wants to see a line of 'ordinary' men nekkid? 'Sides Shel, that is. :lol:
I noticed an interesting thing. Of the women with mis-matched boobs, the right boob was always the larger/lower one, with only one exception. I wonder if it's connected to being right-handed.
It is very common but after a short search I found this about size differences. I would need to see some scientific studies to buy to much of it but it was interesting nevertheless.
http://jenapincott.wordpress.com/2009/04/10/why-is-your-left-breast-larger-than-the-right/The
Blue Fella is The Enigma. I think he had his name legally changed. He lives (last I knew) down in Texas, in or around Austin. Someone I know was friends with him. Said he was a pretty cool guy, once you got past the blueness. And the horns. He was on an X-Files episode.
The dude that freaks me out is the one calling himself "
Stalking Cat."
THIS GUY is infinitely more creepy than either of them put together
Not quite motivationa lbut who cares...
This is the first one like that, that I can remember seeing on the interwebs
But who wants to see a line of 'ordinary' men nekkid? 'Sides Shel, that is. :lol:
*raises hand*
Stalking cat says:
I am Huron and Lakota and in following a very old Huron Tradition I am transforming myself into my totem, a tiger.
I'll believe him about being Huron and Lakota; I'm a little wary about this "old tradition of transforming..." since body mod technology was rather limited in the past; I'm particularly surprised that a Huron/Lakota would have a tiger as a totem animal. Oh well, modern cultural fusions, I guess, each to their own.
Stalking cat says:
I'll believe him about being Huron and Lakota; I'm a little wary about this "old tradition of transforming..." since body mod technology was rather limited in the past; I'm particularly surprised that a Huron/Lakota would have a tiger as a totem animal. Oh well, modern cultural fusions, I guess, each to their own.
What you didn't know was that Pamela Anderson is 1/8th Algonquin Indian, hence the ritual boob job.
+
All the guidos hang out here, thinking they are the 'cock of the walk'.....
Here's one I just made on their website. That's a pretty cool site!
Lovely.:rolleyes:
Instead of trying to link it, just post it here.
Wow. I can now honestly say I've seen it all. :D
Wow. I can now honestly say I've seen it all. :D
I can honestly say I really didn't need to.
I can honestly say that there is a collector of it out there somewhere....
I have this video, that... [SIZE="1"]nevermind[/SIZE]
It takes all kinds of things to give some people a boner.
Everything is about sex, except for sex. Sex is about aggression.
No, sex is about an hour and a half.
okay, I was composing some shots for a birthday post on my blog. this one came out . . . Completely Inappropriate!
I like cake too, but not that way.
[COLOR="White"](is that Better than Sex Chocolate Cake?)[/COLOR]
gives a new meaning to "have your cake" eh?
Is that some sort of get-to-know-your-menopausal-cooch trainer doll?
ha! it's a Voodoo doll. See the frown?
It has a pierced nipple. Shouldn't it be happy?
my point exactly. But it's the only thing I had to work with. I'll have to make my own, er, soft figurative sculpture. Maybe make one exactly representative of me.
I'll need more padding.
ha! it's a Voodoo doll. See the frown?
Then you need this!
http://www.squidoo.com/howtomakeavoodoodoll
We have a ton of Spanish Moss on our trees so let me know if you want me to send you a small box of the stuff. Once it dries out it lasts for quite a while if you keep it dry. :)
That was so wrong, that I couldn't close the window fast enough.
Geez !! You would have to use Clown Shoes to Kick That dude in the Nertz !!!!!
http://www.newsfilter.org/video/51284/Holy_fuck,_wait_until_you_see_how_large_this_dudes_testicles_are/
When your nads are bigger than your cranium, it ain't necessarily a good thing.
That must surely hurt,how the fech do you sit down :eek:
That was so wrong, that I couldn't close the window fast enough.
Oh, c'mon. Grow a pair.:D
Haha. I guess I just didn't stay in the womb long enough.
A case of scrotal inflation gone horribly wrong. This is why you don't leave a bound and inflating sub alone for a couple of beers!
Geez !! You would have to use Clown Shoes to Kick That dude in the Nertz !!!!!
Zip, you always make me smile or laugh. Thanks, I needed that.
I have seen this as 1 image . 1 BIG image , I found the individual frames , I put them togather as an animation , be patient its a Big file .
Zippy, that is awesome.
I came here to post - that guy in Impress' link ... and we've just a had a new member called tuba loons ... two balloons ... :eyebrow: Coincidence? YOU be the judge!
Zippster, that banner rocks! Love it, just love it!
Zip, it's great.
I would like to slow down the animation to half speed, to give time to take in details.
I thought the Cellar had a 175K limit for GIF's.
Or post a link to the original large poster. I've seen it, but don't know where to find it now.
Cool, that makes it easy to check out the details, and there's a shitload of them.:thumb:
EDIT: btw Zip, I'm not dissing your effort to GIF it. That's cool, but works better after we're familiar with the details.
that chick needs a Sammich !!!!!!
Wow. I've never seen a skin-covered pelvic bone before.
So is this person still alive?
Wow. I've never seen a skin-covered pelvic bone before.
I have... on dead people.
It's the iceman's sister.
Damnit Bruce why you gotta go and flash that fat ass chick. How can anyone let themselves get that fat. That's just gross. Look at all the skin folds. You'll probably find a sammich in one of them folds. :vomit:
Looks like she's squatting over a container of foot powder. Weird.
Notice, she's in the office. Now suppose you're a cow orker, and you walked in to get a memo signed ....
I am not so quick to declare her "tragic". There is enough muscle on that frame to move and pose and walk in high heels; she has a job and a life, and an enigmatic little smile.
So, NotAtAllAppealingToMe, but not tragic.
Slim
No, Auschwitz chic. :p
that chick needs a Sammich !!!!!!
A sammich??? Hell, she needs several 7-course meals!!
Notice, she's in the office. Now suppose you're a cow orker, and you walked in to get a memo signed ....
I am not so quick to declare her "tragic". There is enough muscle on that frame to move and pose and walk in high heels; she has a job and a life, and an enigmatic little smile.
So, NotAtAllAppealingToMe, but not tragic.
She's a poster girl for the anorexia club. She's tragic.
The blanket and lotion bottle on the floor make it seem like she's about to have sex with whoever is taking the "naughty" photo.
Is there a fetish for concentration camp victims?
There's a fetish for *everything*.
Finally, a use for all those blindfolded 10 year olds I have about the place.
They do rather clutter up the living room.
You should keep them in the basement
*chuckles* Ahhh, now there's a little blast from the past : Hotpoint first with the features women want most.
Finally, a use for all those blindfolded 10 year olds I have about the place.
Didn't make that
stew yet?
*chuckles* Ahhh, now there's a little blast from the past : Hotpoint first with the features women want most.
It has a penis? Then it really has a hot point.
Yes it has a penis, yet sensitive, with gentle cycle for your finest crystal goblets. :haha:
What's more, it does the washing up!
I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts. Were they hoping that the child molesting husbands would run out and buy one for their clueless wives? Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?
Furthermore, does the term "gravy groove" sound like a euphemism to anyone else?
Sounds like where to put your hot point.
From the Hotpoint Pedophile Model Manual.
1) Invite unsuspecting neighbor girl over when wife is out shopping.
2) Tell the girl you're going to play a fun game of "fill the dishwasher."
3) Blindfold her.
4) As she attempts to load dishwasher, proceed to rub hands and erection all over her body.
5) Use "gravy groove" as needed.
6) Send girl home with $5
So, Paula Poundstone is the spokesperson?
I'm still trying to figure out why the ten year old girl is in skintight short shorts.
My theory (not that I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, mind you) is that she's in a swimsuit and a shirt. The swimsuit would look perfectly fine, but the shirt makes it look skeevy because now it looks like she's in underwear, or skintight short shorts or something.
Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys too, come to think of it...
Isn't that what girls wore in the sixties? Boys cum to think of it...
fixed that 4u :)
My theory (not that I've spent a lot of time thinking about it, mind you) is that she's in a swimsuit and a shirt. The swimsuit would look perfectly fine, but the shirt makes it look skeevy because now it looks like she's in underwear, or skintight short shorts or something.
I say it's a one-piece swimsuit.
She's barefoot, swimming pool outside, makes sense it's a bathing suit.
No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing.
I've had ten year old kids.
You might want to rephrase that - jus sayin.
You might want to rephrase that - jus sayin.
Especially if it's your
... total fantasy...
:p
The new Rammstein video
They don't set fire to it. Can't be real.
At last I have proof that there are Cellarites more perverse than I am!
Would you believe, as perverse? :haha:
No, this is total fantasy. I've had ten year old kids. Getting them to deal with the dishwasher is impossible, regardless of gender or style of clothing.
Do you mean 10 year-olds?
Or... never mind.
I check the vid and a German band singing in English is hilarious.
I am declaring this the 2009 WTF NSFW winner. No voting necessary.
http://www.cringely.com/2009/12/fedex-kinkos-wont-print-our-christmas-card/
And, yes, they do post their naked family photo on their website.
Tonight I walked into the Fedex Kinkos store on Calhoun Street here in Charleston, SC to print our Christmas cards, only to have the clerk, Tammy Johnson, reject my order as obscene.
We Cringelys are known for our Christmas cards, I admit, because we make them ourselves and we’re naked. The tradition began by accident and now our cards are so popular friends remind us to send them. Making naked Christmas cards that are tasteful isn’t easy, either, but we do it. With three little boys you can only go so long until they begin to realize they are, well, naked. That leads in our family not so much to protestations of modesty as to demands for bribes. The price of this year’s photo session was $2 worth of sour gummy worms per kid. Yum.
I am dying to know what kind of 'accident' ends up with a naked family Christmas card tradition - did their clothes spontaneously combust one day? Was it skunk related?
BTW, this man deserves to have a Cellar account.
The new Rammstein video
From my friend Peter:
We did do something exciting a couple of days ago, got on the guest list to for Rammstein in Hamburg. Very impressive show. We stood on the deck in the back half of the arena and you could feel the heat from the pyros! 21 trucks, 9 tour busses certainly puts our 1 bus and a trailer affair into perspective for the members of Uriah Heep. Met a couple of the band afterwards. Guitarist is very short and polite.
I responded to say that according to the video, the guitarist is neither short nor polite!
Uriah Heep
When are they coming to Philly?:haha:
Tcha, Peter is a sound engineer as opposed to a band member.
I'm half hoping that when I renew my passport next year he might blag me onto some tours. British '70s and '80s bands are still big in Eastern Europe and seem to tour endlessly, at least I guess so from Peter's schedule.
I am declaring this the 2009 WTF NSFW winner. No voting necessary.
http://www.cringely.com/2009/12/fedex-kinkos-wont-print-our-christmas-card/
Innovative and cute. Good on them. Screw Kinko's, they just took the kink out of thier name.:D
Syc, Rammstein rocks. I haven't heard anything of thier's for a while but I liked the older stuff. Video looks great.
Re Cringely.com
Don't read the comments.
Don't.
I had to stop because I don't think my brain is really supposed to come out of my ears.
Re: cringely cooking photo ...
Isn't that a little dangerous? What about hot fat splashes?
I adore Rammstein.
I mean I did before, but now ... wow.
Syc, Rammstein rocks. I haven't heard anything of thier's for a while but I liked the older stuff. Video looks great.
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Re: cringely cooking photo ...
The cookie sheets are empty. At least put some prop food in the picture.
I liked it better when he was
building planes on PBS.
UT, my fav song. I have an awesome collection of gunsite video from the inital assault on Iraq that is done to that whole song. Fantastic.
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Merry Xmas has a whole new meaning.
Don't know who, or why, or where, but they sure are eager beavers.
If they brought me some of those logs for my fireplace, they'd have given me wood twice!
Does OSHA know about this?
Hmmm, I don't see any overweight women or women with very small breasts. But at least they're not all fake perky ones either.
Y'know I was trying to come up with some good naked women/tree puns, but frankly, I'm stumped.;)
It's always good to see women trimming away the bush.
FWIW, several of those are repeats of the same women. But that still means some dude was able to get 4-6 women to pose for this thing.
Yeah, I think it's 4. I love those pics... I want to try one of my sis's twins on a jungle gym.
Jinx and Clodfobble:
FUN SPONGES
You are harshing the collective male arboreal fantasy. Please vacate the thread immediately.
That's a 25% improvement.
What would OSHA have to complain about. They all have the facemasks. I guess there aren't enough chaps for those using the chainsaws.
She's only doing that until the frosting comes out.
FWIW, several of those are repeats of the same women. But that still means some dude was able to get 4-6 women to pose for this thing.
Probably multiple exposure.
Probably multiple exposure.
More than one naked person is by definition a multiple exposure.
That was sort of what I was getting at. Was I too subtle?:D
She's only doing that until the frosting comes out.
:lol2:
Love the fact that the kids are there and the looks on their faces!
Yeah, I think it's 4. I love those pics... I want to try one of my sis's twins on a jungle gym.
When taken out of context, this statement has so many possibilities....
Maybe that's a Lay Her cake.
Love the fact that the kids are there and the looks on their faces!
Yea the one little girl looks like she is saying, 'if she doesn't blow on it, will her wish still come true?'
uh . . . no thanks :headshake
Does that come in gallon bottle size? I know someone who would love it! (wink wink, capn)
Yes, juju, they are custom made.
You can specify size and colors here. ;)
Great, now you can get faux pubs stuck in-between your teeth.
Faux pubs? We've two or three of those here in KC. They look just like real British Isles public houses on the inside, but it's all just for show.
I meant pubic hair, not pubs as in bar or public housing.
LMAO
Faux pubs? We've two or three of those here in KC. They look just like real British Isles public houses on the inside, but it's all just for show.
Unless there's a bloke who comes round on a Friday afternoon selling meat and knock-off designer gear out the back of a white van, it ain't a genuine Brit pub :P
Does that come in gallon bottle size? I know someone who would love it! (wink wink, capn)
There's a whole site devoted to the WTF-edness of things posted to Etsy, the sell-your-own-arts & crafts site.
http://www.regretsy.com. Many NSFW, many vagina-related.
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There's a whole site devoted to the WTF-edness of things posted to Etsy, the sell-your-own-arts & crafts site. http://www.regretsy.com. Many NSFW, many vagina-related.
That's what I said. :p
Yes, juju, they are custom made. You can specify size and colors here. ;)
I just looked at the "vagina" section.
Here's what's for sale:
A felted cooter necklace
Excellent gift for the man in your life. Reminds him of what the clit looks like and where it is located so he will have a fighting chance of finding yours once in a while.
Themed panty liners
Why gush blood on just plain old white when you can bleed on a dog, vampire or Pokeman?
Wooly bloody used tampon key holders
So perfect for shocking people when you hand your keys to them, like cashiers who swipe your discount card or the guys in valet parking.
Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.
There, unfortunately is more...
That's what I said. :p
Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.
Vaginafied Teddy Bear
Huge problem: the vagina is in the way wrong place.
It's really only a huge problem if you're another teddy bear.:rolleyes:
Not quite! etsy.com (your link) is the place where you can go to sell your stuff. regretsy.com (my link) is the blog that collects the more appalling examples and pokes fun at them.
OK, I apologize.:blush:
But I'll get you next time, Steve Dallas, you haven't heard the last of me, no, I'll be watching you, one false move, just one, and I'm calling your parents, you hear me, just one....
What are you gonna call them??
Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.
I can't wait to see that pop up. :blush:
Thanks for pointing out there are two websites, etsy and regretsy. I didn't realize that.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish crocheting a hairy vagina toaster cover.
Can you do one for a KitchenAid mixer?
I can't wait to see that to pop in. :blush:
There, fixed! :p
Keep'n it in the family impress?
It says grace at Thanksgiving.
Keep'n it in the family impress?
I ain't got the equipment. Or a son.
Nice tits though. :blush:
Y'know I don't know if she's really a first grade teacher, but I agree she looks like one.
I'm classifying her as a real life example of the Kim Darby mild-mannered-psycho-chick genre.
I do agree with Bruce, though.
I don't. I think her tits are horrible.
Cocks around her neck? Looks like the trophies of a serial killer.......:eyebrow:
I did not know Harry Potter had tits?
Yea he left his wife and kids and got the operation
I don't. I think her tits are horrible.
Chauvinist pig. :p
Someone needs to explain to me how to use HTML code to get a photo from Photobucket into here. I can't remember and pasting the code doesn't work.
<img src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l193/Tawnminator/sexdolls.jpg">
Tawny, click on the little icon that looks like a mountain, then paste the url into the dialogue box.
That is so WTF? the dangling babies on strings, his pecker hanging out and she's wearing a bra, and he's got his hat on?
Thanks : )
These are supposedly sex education dolls.
I don't know what's worse, the vagina that looks like hairy buttocks....
or the "babies" hanging out.
That's going to make kids think that babies come out of a woman whenever you yank on the string.
I myself am a first grade teacher, and I certainly agree. She looks either like a first grade teacher, or a librarian.
But in all seriousness, I'd like to see some close-ups of that inkwork. There's some serious artwork there, albeit phallic. Personally, I loathe tattoos, but I do freely admit that some of the artwork is fascinating.
Thanks : )
These are supposedly sex education dolls.
I don't know what's worse, the vagina that looks like hairy buttocks....
or the "babies" hanging out.
I vote for the bungee-jumping babies. Turned my stomach in an instant.
Thanks : )
These are supposedly sex education dolls.
That's going to make kids think that babies come out of a woman whenever you yank on the string.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Maybe they're just novelty tampons?
Maybe they're just novelty tampons?
I think we've seen the...er...birth of a new exciting product!!
LMAO
Sue: Hi Jane, yeh come on over.
Jane: OK great I'll be over around 10:00
Whats your address again?
Sue: 214 - third penis on the left.
Sue: Hi Jane, yeh come on over.
Jane: OK great I'll be over around 10:00
Whats your address again?
Sue: 214 - third penis on the left.
I lol'd.
You all have such dirty minds! It's a Rohrsach test in shrubbery! I saw mallets! Of course, I love tools...
Sue: 214 - third mallet on the left.
Naw, that doesn't work. :haha:
... Of course, I love tools...
Don't we all, dear; don't we all.
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I'm guessing two landscapers had a bet on as to whether anybody would notice. (Or maybe how long it would take.)
Just think of when they were originally planted . . . Time lapse photos start as three small shrubs. Then the one in the middle continues to grow as the others widen out...
I believe the image is actully suggestive of a sex change.
They made dicks out of bushes. :D
They made dicks out of bushes. :D
And here I was blaming the liberal media.
I saw this and couldn't help but wonder since when do Easter eggs have pubic hair on them?
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Haven't you ever seen Pysanky? Satan waxes.
This was on a desktop wallpaper site...
Yeah... I didn't need to see that.
I'm not entirely sure what it was I saw. The reading was boring and less shocking than, say,
marilyn manson.Um...ew? On so many levels.
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I love deviled eggs.
Camera? Check
Film? Check
Panties??????
At least it would be easy to smile. Watch the birdie.
Love the color of the dress.
That dress is made of vinyl, for Chrissakes. That's gotta be uncomfortable.
Yea, but what about those shoes! Don't they just really make the dress look so much better?
I wish the car behind her was more in focus. Is it a Mercedes?
I had a camera like that once.
Where ever that picture was taken they sure did a good job on the grass and edging that sidewalk.
Pretty fair job of landscaping the landing strip as well.
Well, if you can't get your camera to flash.....
I like her hairdo. And is that building behind her purple? Neat!
I like how it's a picture of Sarah Palin.
She seems disporportionately flabby in the pubic area.
It did seem rather... prominent?
It's just the angle. And the fact that skinny girls always have floppy junk. Too much loose skin not being stretched out by a nice caboose.
So, I haven't associated with enough skinny chicks. :lol2:
Love the color of the dress.
That dress is made of vinyl, for Chrissakes. That's gotta be uncomfortable.
Yea, but what about those shoes! Don't they just really make the dress look so much better?
I like her hairdo.!
[The Dude]Yeah, yeah. But, man, the muff really ties the ensemble together.[/The Dude]
[The Dude]Yeah, yeah. But, man, the muff really ties the ensemble together.[/The Dude]
[The Dude]" I was talking about
my rug'"[The Dude]
A new meaning for "icing"
That's just sick.
But I lol'd
Well who doesn't like to lick the icing.
They couldn't get some little candy pearls for the woman?
@Sarge=:lol: that was funny.
I'll bet it only works with Gold cards.
Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?
I wonder if he considered that someone might blow up that picture and get the number off his card.
Im kinda curious about that whole picture - what the heck is going on - the right arm sleeve has the same treatment and his shirt is unbuttoned.
Seems to me it would be a great ad for male prosthetic supplies. :yelsick:
Seems to me it would be a great ad for male prosthetic supplies. :yelsick:
or male prostheTUTES.
Did no one else notice his right hand under his jacket?
nope - nor his unbuttoned shirt or lack of a belt.
The rare two eyed trouser snake.
Those Europeans know how to make great commercials.
http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swfLess of a What TF and more of a HOW TF, or a WHERE TF:
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Less of a What TF and more of a HOW TF, or a WHERE TF:
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Y'know, there are days when being able to do that could have come in very handy.;)
I noticed there were several cat lovers on here. Some folks take it to different levels. Feeling frisky today??
Is that a Bearcat? :rolleyes:
I love cats. They taste like chicken.
I would just hate to see his litter box!!
The white socks really make the ensemble.
I bet his name is Whiskers.
Mommy, what does Santa do the rest of the year?
Well... The rabbit one is probably patented, so this is the knock off!
I. D. K.
SN on the weekend
ALMOST nsfw
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Hey. That's from the movie "Top Secret".
SN on the weekend
:blush:
Well... The rabbit one is probably patented, so this is the knock off!
The squirrel - not only does it satisfy women, it will take care of their boyfriends nuts.
Russian gymnasts gone wild-- Spring break in the Caucasus
Impress, that ballet is awesome. I laughed the whole time.
squirell nutkin, how the hell did you get my toy and in my bedroom?
Impress, that ballet is awesome. I laughed the whole time.
squirell nutkin, how the hell did you get my toy and in my bedroom?
There once was a squirell from Nantucket...
Impress, that ballet is awesome. I laughed the whole time.
I love how, starting at 1:10, it looks like the women are standing on them.
well, it IS a phallocentric religion...
well, it IS a phallocentric religion...
Or they are just saying that Jesus was well hung. ;)
Or they are just saying that Jesus was well hung. ;)
Of course!
Isn't that a new fangled camera? :rolleyes:
Or they are just saying that Jesus was well hung. ;)
Of course!
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BTW, Hamlet 2 is one of the best indy comedies I've ever seen.
great parenting.
How else is she gonna learn to be a stripper?
Oh, that's right.:smack:... and how to make a living.
Maybe become a musician?
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The most disturbing film trailer ever.
Not the first time a film was made with everyone's heads up eachothers asses.
Not the first time a film was made with everyone's heads up eachothers asses.
Tremors?
Prison wallet.
Chili ring.
The most disturbing film trailer ever.
Serves them right. Note they didn't say "Please". A good movie to show your children to impart the consquences of bad manners.
Re Girls and Corpses... I just don't have anything to say bout that.
Except it wouldn't have stopped Jeffrey Dahmer or Dennis Nilson from fulfilling their fantasies :greenface
When I read this thread this quote was on the bottom:
The only completely consistent people are the dead.
- Aldous Huxley
Is that the same old guy that was dressed in the (i think it was a) kitteh outfit? (Might've been a wabbit outfit.)
2688 posts and were back to where we started.
that guy doesn't look like he's having any fun. odd.
He's the human sacrifice.
he's shocked that none of the girls have noticed him sitting there, and he's afraid that if he moves, they'll see him... and he'll wake up from the dream.
he's just realized he's gay, because -- OMG, breasts, no!
The problem is that he's about to run out of bud.
It's so crowded she has to walk on his shoulder? And WTF is up with that chick's hip?
I think the other girl is spanking her.
It must be very loud in there. And smell like asian p***y......I'm single....sorry cellar.
Sorry you're single? :haha:
This is the sign out front of the eye bleach emporium, isn't it?
This man is my God. :notworthy
Is that a new oriental dish?
Oooh, I so hope that is a Nigerian Scammer being jerked around. LMAO on the assumption that it is.
Funny, though, most people attach the dongle to the laptop, not the other way around.
They should make this a requirement for anyone who tries to run for the same office after failing two times.
Don't ask me, 'cause I don't fuckin' know.
Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him.
Untreated painful rectal itch knows no bounds in it's search for relief.
I've heard of shitting a log, but that's insane!
too much fiber can be a bad thing.
too much fiber can be a bad thing.
Not according to Mr. Hanky!
Killer wabbits got nipples!!
[
Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [
reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
Chinese handcuffs? (Or, I am NOT using a proctologist that wears Chuck Taylor All-Stars at the orifice--I mean office.)
I had a picture of a man with giant balls, so I posted it here so no one would get fired.
Can't recall whether I posted this one previously, but I'm inspired by Gravdigr:
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Here's a picture of a great big dick. I put it here cuz some bosses are Democrats.
It's here cuz--well you know why.
That's supposed to be Obama, btw.
:D
ghetto mammogram
Thrust-powered Go-Karts... emission-free vehicles of the future?
Joystick steering ... more literal than usual.
I'm just assuming that is Japanese. Anyone think otherwise?
I am not sure about the "emission-free" part on that...
I am not sure about the "emission-free" part on that...
Any "emissions" are, I'm sure, bio-degradable; in fact, they could, possibly, be used as a form of, uh, fertiliser...
Most will remain within the, er, "steering column," too.
Joystick steering ... more literal than usual.
I'm just assuming that is Japanese. Anyone think otherwise?
I'm going to agree. Let's just hope they never try to invade another country or engage in a huge war again. I think they
still aren't right in the head.
ghetto mammogram
Be careful, or Victoria's Secret might get the idea to embed LED's in their push up bras.
I'm going to agree. Let's just hope they never try to invade another country or engage in a huge war again. I think they still aren't right in the head.
Would you mind, as much, if their land-assault vehicles were powered in such a manner as the above picture implies?
I'm going to agree. Let's just hope they never try to invade another country or engage in a huge war again. I think they still aren't right in the head.
I know, right?
Wacky!
I'm just assuming that is Japanese. Anyone think otherwise?
I don't care, I want one.:cool:
Ok, I just got myself a new cellphone background pic...
Where is the moral outrage?
Did you look under the couch?
Sorry, is that pro-gun or anti-gun?
Sorry, is that pro-gun or ...?
looks professional to me. :cool:
Sorry, is that pro-gun or anti-gun?
Hopefully anti-gun and they are just putting themselves out of our misery.
Emergency Cock. I guess it's better to have it and not need it, than it is to need it and not have it...
That's some purty munkey right there (and I don't mean the chimpanzee!)
Heh. Mr Kuntz is now a base coach for the Tigers. I laughed when they introduced him at the game last Friday night.
HA! Mr. Kuntz=Missed Her Kuntz
Holy shit, he missed her kuntz.
That's a
Chatsack! The real question is whether they make the Chatsack Tripleplay or the Chatsack Solo by Karl Lagerfeld.
Incidentally I just accidentally Googled the word "Chasack" and one of the results was a page called "God is a Negro" ...true story.
I...I...(sniff)...it's...(sniff)...they're just so (sob) beautiful.:sniff:
I...I...(sniff)...it's...(sniff)...they're just so (sob) beautiful.:sniff:
Man seeks woman. Must own 100 marijuana plants. Please include picture of plants.:D
Thank you for posting the link, UT.
1) Now I see what it takes to get the babez.
2) I have *got* to go to Burning Man sometime. There are some seriously warped thinkers out there.
She sells lemonade at the beach.
Makes $2,500 a day.
Y'know, technically I'm not even sure that what she's doing is illegal. Her actual breasts are covered.
Also, many jurisdictions have laws specifically allowing breastfeeding in public. I'm pretty sure none of them thought to exclude adults drinking lemonade.:p:
As long as it's not alcoholic....
She sells lemonade at the beach.
Makes $2,500 a day.
This throws off the whole "Milk, milk, lemonade..." process!!!
You know what's sad? My very first thought was, "Ew, I bet she doesn't sanitize those in between drinkers."
Man seeks woman. Must own 100 marijuana plants. Please include picture of plants.:D
Ahh...that's what the plant looks like? I thought it was more of a ground cover. :p:
Those plants have been manicured, they usually look more like this.
You know that that lemonade (ahem) is body temperature or above...No want.
Now, if she needs help remedying those sticky tits later...I'm her guy!:yum:
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You know what's sad? My very first thought was, "Ew, I bet she doesn't sanitize those in between drinkers."
Kind of like realizing that you and your buddy just licked the same stripper's titty... "You licked the left one too? Ewww..."
You can't sell slippery nipples without baby wipes! :p:
Ya know how sometimes a couple gets married, and you think to yourself "Oh, man. What am I gonna get them?"
Well, wonder no more!
I've always thought gloves like that were tacky.
HOLY SHIT! Is that a netgear router box on that shelf?
:thumbsup: Jim. I had a netgear router. I loved it.
HOLY SHIT! Is that a netgear router box on that shelf?
:thumbsup: Jim. I had a netgear router. I loved it.
I still do. "Teh Cellar - brought to me by NETGEAR". :D
Mine is Netgear. Is that bad?
We got one of those too! We have to keep restarting it, though. Thank goodness it's mains run and not battery operated.
A big black dick like that needs mains power.
Ya know how sometimes a couple gets married, and you think to yourself "Oh, man. What am I gonna get them?"
Well, wonder no more!
Actually, I think that's the groom.
Mine is Netgear. Is that bad?
Only if you visit web sites of questinonable repute.
Only if you visit web sites of questinonable repute.
Oh crap! Check your PM!
I'm kidding. My whole life is questionable repute. ;)
I'm just wondering how the single ladies will get ready to catch that bouquet.
Ok, I couldn't figure out where to put this video. Technically it's NSFW due to violence (and bad taste).
This goes out to all the 'grammar Nazis' on the Cellar. You know who you are.;)
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^^^ by the embedding Nazis...
It is worth the trip to youtube.
I love the second one! I'm going to have to get a few of those now. :lol:
totally you...
.or do you have chest hair? in which case not so much.....
the real mark of being a mousekater
bad photoshop job
yeh - the background at the tip gave it away.
HA I didn't even see that, I was looking at the specular highlights. Now that I look closer I can see what a tool I am.
missed the forest through the tree trunk?
Looks like a handy key-ring holder.
As part of our study to determine at what point people piss themselves in terror, we asked this model to take a photograph every second, and exposed her to a frightening stimulus. Examination of the photos indicates that urine, feces and blood appear in quick succession.
Chick is definitely paying attention to the wrong pussy, there.
I'm not sure she has enough meat for teh kitteh to bother with.
She just took a picture of a lion, now for teh monkey picture!
I'd be happy to lend her some.
[Paul Harvey] Just what, not why. [/Paul Harvey]
That reminds me of a party I went to
That reminds me of a party I went to
The beer can swallowing or the flaming cock?
Camelflage - a pantie insert to remove camel toe.
http://www.camelflage.com/before-after.htmThe beer can swallowing or the flaming cock?
The beer thing. I think the flaming cock happened after I left.
a pantie insert to remove camel toe.
Judging from the pics, it also removes every bit of space between the thighs.
Camelflage - a pantie insert to remove camel toe.
http://www.camelflage.com/before-after.htm
Smite those people who invented that! There ought to be a law.:D
Aw ferchristsakes, couldn't one of you lazy bastards post the picture? :eyebrow:
I believe this has been posted before, maybe like 10 times, but it is still pretty funny.
I think he meant the preceding Paris Hilton pic, which, BTW, was not camel toe, but rather moose knuckle.
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This is the most WTF thing I think I've ever seen.
It's just...wrong.:bolt:
Well I guess that's one way to get your balls to the wall.
OK, If you think you are brave enough,
Click this. Scroll down a bit to the video under the ad.
Needless to say, THIS IS NOT SFW. It's not safe for anywhere, as a matter of fact. It's just plain not safe, period, I think.
Thank me later.:eek:
You don't think Zengum went there to teach, do you?
Even by Japanese standards, that guy is a &%$#ing freak.
I must concede that the tentacle sex meme has been in Japanese culture for centuries.
What is that all about anyway?
Exactly how does one bring up the subject of stuffing an octopus up your girlfriends twat?
"Hey, honey? What do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, I'm bored to death with everything we do."
"How about I shove eight hundred live eels up your bum, and then you can shit them out while I film it? How about that?"
"Hey, look, I caught a carp!"
"Great! Let's take it home, and you can film it sucking milk outta my bunghole."
40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.
40 years ago I saw 8mm movies of non-Asians with eels... nothing new under the sun.
Well of course Bruce, the Japanese are famous for copying other's ideas...;)
Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.
Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.
This little gem,
The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.
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Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable,...
I read 'smaller' as 'smarter'...as in "smarter, faster, cheaper, more reliable"...it sounded like an ad for "The Six Million Dollar Eel".
Found this at AwkwardStockPhotos.com.
Someone must've told this kid to 'get a grip'.
Yes, but the Japanese eels are smaller, faster, cheaper, more reliable, and have hello kitty images on them.
Buddhism is ambivalent about sex, Shinto cheerfully embraces it. So the Japanese have never had the degree of guilt or shame about sex that is found in the west.
This little gem, The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife, was done circa 1814.
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I've thought about this picture since I was 17 and say Henry and June... it totally warped my mind and shapped how I think of oral sex... for the better I might add... is that icky of me?
Of course not. Well not unless maybe your actually using an octopus. :lol:
The beak thing on an octopus may make that less appealing than it looks in the picture.
The beak thing on an octopus may make that less appealing than it looks in the picture.
Exactly. Some fantasies are best left as fantasies.
Could it be? (Jes' funnin' ya Flinty!):D
Strange like in a WTF sorta way?
He is going to get himself stabbed
OK, this got me thinking about the origin of that phrase. I've always credited Flint with coming up with it. I searched and I think the earliest use of it on the Cellar is in
this thread from 1/10/2007 by Flint.
It's spreading elsewhere on the internet. Some dwellars have used the phrase in other forums since then. But I found one Google hit for the phrase back in
October of 2005. Over a year before we first see Flint using it on the Cellar. Bizarre. And
here, in late 2007 that same board discusses who came up with the phrase. So it's out there, and has been for a while.
Uh, what phrase is that, the linky no worky.
Not something to be proud of
Nevermind, I didn't see the third link.
Lamplighter, Flint is an artist, the Mapplethorpe of prose. :haha:
I swear I thought the pictures were going to be of Flint.
Of him getting buttfucked in the mouth.
:lol: Watch out for the funnel-web spider!
The thing that confuses me about all of these "hey I have a lot of tattoos and I'm naked" pics is ... where do you take such photos? There's clearly a ton of people in the background there, how do you NOT get arrested, or beaten to death by some overly uptight soccer mom?
Most biker gatherings, although that doesn't look like one. There's a lot of countries where nude doesn't equal illegal.
MOST of the ones I see are from biker gatherings, or hippie communes, so I get that, and I suppose plain old fashioned nudist colonies would be safe, AND I was trying to factor in other countries, but I don't know enough about the world to figure out where that'd be legal/illegal (or how to figure that out really)
but as you said, it doesn't appear that she's at a biker/naked people event, it looks like she's just hanging out at the park, next to the bike path, being naked
the world... it confuses me
edit: although she is wearing some kind of wrist band, so maybe it was "Get Naked and Show Off Your Tattoos in the Park Day" (Admission $5.00 for adults $3.00 for kids under 12)
Cloud?
Waiting for Cloud's response...:corn:
That bit of string running through the right picture could be part of a tent. So, perhaps, not such a "public park" site after all.
The tattoos seem a rather ill-assorted lot to me. The cobwebs :eek: who'd want to put them there?
It could be the
Nudes-A-Poppin' event that I've heard about.
That's one half of a Tag Team that one
Scary :eek:
Okay, I must admit, it's the genitalia that confuses me here. Clearly in the first pic, she appears to have female genital piercings and a hefty set of implants. In the second pic, the "tuckback" is no longer tucked back, revealing a tattooed sack. (And for the record, HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THE TUCKBACK THING ANYWAY? Does she shove her nuts up her asshole? Wouldn't that be painful? I mean, really, I cannot fathom this.)
So my confusion is...did she lop off her dick and leave the balls intact?
Mebbe I'm unimaginative but I seriously don't understand.
You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing?
You're looking at a breast, see the nipple piercing?
[/cue Homer]
D'oh!
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Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily.
That said, the pic is clearly a female and the "sac" is only a perspective on her muffin top.
Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily
Someday my eyes will stop watering just from the thought....
I hear it hurts less if you're desperate...
Like this?
Does that chick have a dick?
Or:
Does that guy have a rack?
Which is it?
Impress: tucking is accomplished by doing just that. Tucking the male marts back between the legs, usually securing them in some manner, perhaps tight undies or tape. The testes can sometimes be pushed back up into the cavity from which they descended originally. This can be...uncomfortable. Some transsexuals who have been on HRT for a long time experience shrinkage, which allows tucking to be done much more easily.
I suddenly have a whole new level of regard for RuPaul.
LOL @ Bruce
You always know just what to say!
It could be the Nudes-A-Poppin' event that I've heard about.
ROAD TRIP!:driving:
I'll bring, uh, party favors. Yeah, that's the ticket!
Is there such a thing as a prolapsed vagina? 'Cause he/she really looks female in the face and torso, and that which falls out looks kind of unpenis-like.
Yes there is, I've seen several pictures of that recently. Prolapsed anything, is yucky. :thepain:
Is there such a thing as a prolapsed vagina?
Thanks for making me look
that image up...:yelsick:
prolapsed rectum.
[COLOR=Cyan]Rectum? Damn near killed 'im...[/COLOR]
Here ya go Sheldon, the best of both worlds!!!:D [/joke]
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Sometimes counting sheep just won't do...
Sometimes counting sheep just won't do...
I do wonder about 1 - 8999 though
A morning of awkwardness is far better than a night of loneliness.
How's that for a pick-up line?
How's that for a pick-up line?
Baaaah
It might work, sans sheep.
That's another reason why I don't buy anything organic.
Paris Hilton really let herself go....
[SIZE="1"][Paul Harvey][/SIZE] Just what, not why.[SIZE="1"][/Paul Harvey][/SIZE]
This thread is not a contest to find the sickest shit on the net.:eyebrow:
[SIZE="5"]DELETE THAT! [/SIZE]
PLEASE!
I think this is how I know for sure I'm a heterosexual woman. Because I don't really find that picture offensive. I'm like, "Yep, that's what poop looks like coming out of a butt. I've seen that dozens of times." (Changing diapers, duh.) You guys find it horrifying because you are also attracted to the naked ass, and you don't want those two feelings in the same box in your head. Me, I couldn't care less about the ass, so I don't care much about the poop either.
I mean, it's certainly not something I'd want on my monitor at work, I get that. But I wonder if other women feel the same way as I do?
I'm a parent as well and I've seen it all too. But watching shit come out of peoples asses just ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
DO. NOT. NEED. No thanks. :headshake
How many posts until we get to a new page?
I think this is how I know for sure I'm a heterosexual woman. Because I don't really find that picture offensive. I'm like, "Yep, that's what poop looks like coming out of a butt. I've seen that dozens of times." (Changing diapers, duh.) You guys find it horrifying because you are also attracted to the naked ass, and you don't want those two feelings in the same box in your head. Me, I couldn't care less about the ass, so I don't care much about the poop either.
I mean, it's certainly not something I'd want on my monitor at work, I get that. But I wonder if other women feel the same way as I do?
Yup. and I didn't even do the "diapers" ...
Besides the NSFW tag, you should also have included a NSFL (Not Safe for Lunch) tag. That was pretty fucking gross. While the fail part is funny, I don't get the fascination (fetish) some people (not you Gravdig) have with it. Then again, I'm sure there are all sorts of horrifying ones people have...golden showers, vomit, et al.
I was left thinking "the person NOT shitting on film gets the fail tag???"
it doesn't really bother me beyond the "wtf were you thinking when you decided to take a picture of that" so I'm not really offended. Everyone poops.
Then again, a half assed comedian once said, "I know you go to the bathroom, I just don't want to know about it. Sometimes I like to eat at that restaurant, you know?"
This is like my favorite trifecta, xobruce calling out the poster, classicman expressing exactly how I feel, clod saying "meh, I've seen worse"
I think it's 'shopped.
I would like to go on record: I was NOT googling something like "hot naked chix makin' poo". I fell quite ass-backward over that image, and I was so positively (well, negatively, actually) stunned by it that I had to pass it on to the WTF NSFW thread. My IQ went down like ten points just looking at it.
Apologies to anyone whose eyes were actually singed...
I think this is how I know for sure I'm a heterosexual woman.
How many posts until we get to a new page?
"I know you go to the bathroom, I just don't want to know about it."
This is like my favorite trifecta, xobruce calling out the poster, classicman expressing exactly how I feel, clod saying "meh, I've seen worse"
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
My IQ went down like ten points just looking at it.
Some of us cannot afford that. :cool:
I see worse than that, much worse, every day... but I don't bring it here. :headshake
False. No one ever takes a picture of something they want others to be able to forget.
I think this is how I know for sure I'm a heterosexual woman. Because I don't really find that picture offensive. I'm like, "Yep, that's what poop looks like coming out of a butt. I've seen that dozens of times." (Changing diapers, duh.) You guys find it horrifying because you are also attracted to the naked ass, and you don't want those two feelings in the same box in your head. Me, I couldn't care less about the ass, so I don't care much about the poop either.
I mean, it's certainly not something I'd want on my monitor at work, I get that. But I wonder if other women feel the same way as I do?
Offensive? I don't know, but I find it pretty gross and would've rather not seen it. Be those asses belong to males or females, I would get the same reaction.
Look at the shitter on that critter.
Maybe the image is designed to protest against the sexualization of the asshole.
I agree with Bruce in that this is the WTF NSFW thread and not the merely disgusting and gross scat thread. There is not really very much WTF in that picture. WTF is more inexplicable. Scat fetish, while not my cup of tea, is certainly well documented therefore not really WTF, so much as merely That's disgusting.
If the idea of the WTF thread is to incite discussion, that post has succeeded.
I guess that validates Sarah Palin then.
I agree with Bruce in that this is the WTF NSFW thread and not the merely disgusting and gross scat thread. There is not really very much WTF in that picture. WTF is more inexplicable. Scat fetish, while not my cup of tea, is certainly well documented therefore not really WTF, so much as merely That's disgusting.
:thumb:
There is not really very much WTF in that picture.
See a doctor. Ask for a CAT Scan.:)
Heh, I started reading, and forgot why I came.
Found this yesterday, in a neighboring town's phone directory.
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Hey little girl, would you like some cocaaaaaaaaaine?[/COLOR]:p:
BTW, there's a Dwellar
over here, who confessed to driving drunk,
and nobody, NO. BODY., said a fucking word about it. I post a picture of fake feces, and I'm tarred and feathered.
Oh well, if you're fucking with me you're leaving someone else alone.
Fuck on.
I didn't think the confession was disgusting.
Fake? :eyebrow:
Well, yeah. I mean, if you could find three hot chix willing to poop on film...What are the odds that all three would produce poo with the exact same consistency, exact same diameter, and the exact same color?
I just realized that I looked at that picture a little more closely than I thought I did.:(
I just realized that I looked at that picture a little more closely than I thought I did.:(
We call it scrutinizing:D
Because I don't really find that picture offensive. I'm like, "Yep, that's what poop looks like coming out of a butt. I've seen that dozens of times." (Changing diapers, duh.)
Yup. and I didn't even do the "diapers" ...
I handle cat poo on a daily basis. Sometimes it's still warm. I had to clean Grandad up a couple of times as well.
I mean, it's certainly not something I'd want on my monitor at work, I get that. But I wonder if other women feel the same way as I do?
So, yeah. That's how I feel about it too. Coprophagia however still makes me retch, and if I don't control it I can end up properly heaving. I'm grimacing as I type this.
I was left thinking "the person NOT shitting on film gets the fail tag???"
Snort.
I agree with Bruce in that this is the WTF NSFW thread and not the merely disgusting and gross scat thread. There is not really very much WTF in that picture. WTF is more inexplicable. Scat fetish, while not my cup of tea, is certainly well documented therefore not really WTF, so much as merely That's disgusting.
I think the humour made it appropriate for this thread. But I do understand SQ's considered opion.
BTW, there's a Dwellar over here, who confessed to driving drunk, and nobody, NO. BODY., said a fucking word about it. I post a picture of fake feces, and I'm tarred and feathered.
The poster who was drunk driving was fully aware of what he'd just done. It was something he was ashamed of. If he posts that he's done it again, yes I will be getting up in his face about it.
Tarred and feathered?
WTF? Classic was really distressed by it, Bruce raised a Roger Moore eyebrow. No-one called you a dirty little scat bandit, did they? Oh wait, did I just? Nah :) And yes I appreciated the discussion it raised, so I'm glad you did.
Re chicks with dicks - look at the HIPS people. Only models and TGs have torsos that up and down.
I wouldn't say distressed ... just thought it wasn't in the spirit of the thread.
To each his own...
*cough*
I'd say it was exactly in the spirit of the thread :eek:. This is the WTF NSFW thread, is it not? That certainly qualifies!
*cough*
I'd say it was exactly in the spirit of the thread :eek:. This is the WTF NSFW thread, is it not? That certainly qualifies!
we are all entitled to our opinion and its still an open forum.
Have at it.
I was gonna say something really smartass here...But I'm just too tired.
Here's some fat, drunk, old lady yakking...And a hot bartendress with a leg.
#1: by the style of it, it could be a Diane Arbus photo :D
#1: by the style of it, it could be a Diane Arbus photo :D
I just put Diane Arbus on my IGNORE list.
I was gonna say something really smartass here...But I'm just too tired.
Here's some fat, drunk, old lady yakking...And a hot bartendress with a leg.
Do drinks really DO cost an arm and a leg at that place?:D
That's fake, of course, but pretty cleverly done. :thumb:
art that makes you say, hummm
Red hair and Black Jack is a damn good color scheme...
art that makes you say, hummm
Do you have a source for that image? I'd like to see some of the artists other works.
Hey cool, do your own thing.
But I will never, ever, ever, ever, understand this. :headshake:
When abused in childhood, some people will find pain to be a way to manage deep seated feelings or to feel alive over the emotional and/or physical numbing they learned as a way to adapt when very young.
If you have to ask, you would never understand.
there's a limes and coconuts joke in there, somewhere, screaming to get out. Personally, I like just listening to it scream.
When abused in childhood, some people will find pain to be a way to manage deep seated feelings or to feel alive over the emotional and/or physical numbing they learned as a way to adapt when very young.
This is a literal effect in the brain, as well. A recent study on people who self-harm showed that lighting up the physical pain areas of the brain simultaneously lessened the (over)activity in the emotional pain areas.
These people are seriously fucked up... and they drive, vote and breed.:eyebrow:
Do you have a source for that image? I'd like to see some of the artists other works.
It was a stumble upon image, so no, sorry.:neutral:
These people are seriously fucked up... and they drive, vote and breed.:eyebrow:
Sometimes all three at the same time!
A little something for everybody...well, a big something. Three big somethings, actually.:eek:
Those legwarmers are 'shopped... no way that's a natural pattern.
Bah, I think that's phony machine made lace. :rolleyes:
Maybe, but it's a new tradition between the bride and maid of honor.
And I love traditions...
If the machine is phony, how'd it make the lace? Huh?:eyebrow:
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Holy queef bubbles, Batman!
"This is the deadliest of the female ninja tricks!"
I will be using that line from now on.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Heroes in kimonos
Pussy power
Wait, there's a part two!
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For the 1,000th time, I really have to wonder: how do they come up with this stuff ???
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Cootchies
Heroes in kimonos
Pussy power
That reminds me of "Pussy Man" from the Stephen Lynch song "Superhero."
Ha - that dude couldn't outrun bubbles!
Just what, not why. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Bottle openers?![/COLOR]
Peckerwood!
BTW, as far as the bubbling vagina is concerned, at least you know it's clean.:cool:
That's just a cheap rip-off of the old BubbleCunt comic strip.
Ha - that dude couldn't outrun bubbles!
It's not that he couldn't outrun a bubble, he couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to be sucked in or not. ;)
BTW, as far as the bubbling vagina is concerned, at least you know it's clean.:cool:
I've had the vagina, it's quite good.
Tattoo of the year
My son told me, Dad, I would like to have a tattoo.
I told him No, nobody has one in our family ... and you are not having one.
He asked me, Why not? All my friends have a tattoo!
I told him, It would be a stain on your body!
He pleaded with me, Dad, please, please, just a Cartoon Character on the belly?
And after many hours of discussion I gave in and decided to let him.
After all, he was a young man with his own freedom of choice ...
and I thought ... a Cartoon Character... is probably not so bad!
I told him, It would be a stain on your body!
GROAN!
that should go right next to the Indian woman nursing the cat or what ever it was.
And to think, all this time, I thought crabs affected a different part of the body.
That's a crawfish.:eek:
Back to nature S&M. :)
Wait, there's a part two!
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Calgon, take me away!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
omg
In a very fucked up way I hope that is torture and not self amusement. Undoubtedly the 11th horseman of the apocalypse.
The pre-come is a nice touch
OMG, hottest thing evar.
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I doubt I'd last eight seconds with a ride(r) like that
Sorry Bruce.. Won't do it again. Just really didn't want to save it but.... Here ya go folks!
OK I'm confused. Was the link in the original removed from the post or is it still there? I don't want to double post something.
Nice Flint! Her mistake was every guy's benefit. She really thought it was a good idea doing it in THAT outfit? :facepalm: Still though...:drool:
Nice Flint! Her mistake was every guy's benefit. She really thought it was a good idea doing it in THAT outfit?
Yes, she thought it was a good idea.
She's an idiot. Or really drunk.
Or maybe an exhibitionist. ;)
Why couldn't she be a drunk, exhibitionist, idiot?
Do not deny me my dream.
She could, just suggesting to Brianna that it could have been intentional.
Who cares if it was intentional or not? Not the 30 guys who rushed up to sniff the saddle right after the camera was shut down.
The only thing "wrong" with that outfit is that it isn't wet.
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Sniffin' the funk from the junk.
'Bout as intimate as it gets. :rolleyes:
I just cannot comment ... Its too WTF - even for me.
'Bout as intimate as it gets, while separated by a wall. :rolleyes:
Fixed it.
Well we do have to maintain decorum, otherwise it might lead to dancing.
I'm trying to figure out what makes that last one either NSF or WTF.
Post 2978 reminds me of what happened the first time I tried riding a bicycle.
I'm trying to figure out what makes that last one either NSF or WTF.
Sorry - I put it in the wrong thread. UT,Bruce or wolf... if you would, please move it. thanks
No, live in shame, you putter in the wrong threader, you.:eyebrow:
I just cannot comment ... Its too WTF - even for me.
Pippi Longstocking, the latter years.
" Her fiery red hair is worn in braids that are so tightly wound that they stick out sideways from her head."
"She is also seen in the various movies picking up a horse ... "
Sorry Bruce.. Won't do it again. Just really didn't want to save it but.... Here ya go folks!
I was just telling you why it was red X-ing. Your punishment is pictured. :lol:
OK I'm confused. Was the link in the original removed from the post or is it still there? I don't want to double post something.
Nope, it's still there. It's one of weird computery things. I hit the quote button on that post, copied the link into a new browser window without disturbing your post, and saw the picture at orsm. Then I close that window, come back to the Cellar, and I can see the picture in your post, but without doing that, I see a red-x.
We will now return control of your... ;)
orsm has anti-hotlinking code. When you viewed it directly, you were kinda viewing it at orsm, so you are viewing it in a non-hotlinked way.
When you viewed it, your browser cached it, ie, made a local copy.
Then, when you returned to this page, your browser noticed that you requested the same image at the same address you looked at it, and displayed the cached copy.
It's the same thing that keeps the tip mug image from updating until you hit Refresh.
See, I knew it was a computery thing.
As usual, cash... er, cashe, does wonders. :D
Perhaps this is the sequel to those "bikini calculus" videos.
Tutors for butt fuckers? :o
If I'd been introduced to those equations in that way I might have remembered them better.
If I'd been introduced to those equations in that way I might have remembered them better.
Maybe, but, every time you tried to figure the area under the curve you'd get a hard-on!:p:
Looks like there was a problem with the crib sheets.
I'm just wondering whether whatever was used to write the equations will stand up to liquids, or if it'd be ruined by getting wet.
Leave to you, to start a smear campaign. :haha:
Look at the equation on the girl in the plaid pants. I think they got it wrong. Why can't today's youth do simple math?
I prefer statisticians. They're your standard deviants. ;)
I bet they'd sell more tickets if they did ballet like that.
I would've said "Great God Almighty!", but my tongue got hard.:p:
I thought it was graceful and tasteful, if you like shit sandwiches.
Grav, you've a little fetish going there, doncha? :turd:
Really, I don't. I just fall across this shit.
[SIZE="1"]Well, not really fall...nobody likes falling across (or into) shit.[/SIZE]
You gotta admit tho, that was phunny.
WOW, just fucking WOW.
We did that pose in yoga class tonight. Thankfully, we were all clothed.
We did that pose in yoga class tonight. Thankfully, we were all clothed.
Were you able to stand on your tippy toes and hug close to your thighs?!? Pretty darn good if you were able too.
Were you able to stand on your tippy toes and hug close to your thighs?!? Pretty darn good if you were able too.
I
have a left shoulder blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My hamstrings have a fascination that few can resist.
I have a left shoulder blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My hamstrings have a fascination that few can resist.
Uhmmm....I don't understand you. :blush:
To do that pose you need very limber hamstrings. The rest is a corruption of a line from
"The Mikado"We did that pose in yoga class tonight. Thankfully, we were all clothed.
Faggot... not that there's anything wrong with that. :lol2:
Like I said, only my hairdresser knows for sure. ;)
Like I said, only my hairdresser knows for sure. ;)
If you truly were you'd have said "hair stylist" - jus sayin'
I have a left shoulder blade that is a miracle of loveliness. People come miles to see it. My hamstrings have a fascination that few can resist.
I saw what you did there.
eek? What caused that, it certainly couldn't be Steve, maybe the blond commercial... or the whole thread. :lol:
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Kayne West is pissed because they banned his new album cover in the US.
He needs to STFU and be glad we can't ban him.
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[CrosbyStillsNash] If you can't be with the one you love, honey, love the one you're with. [/CrosbyStillsNash]
Mind if I dance with your date?
Kayne West is pissed because they banned his new album cover in the US.
I don't see the problem. The US needs to get over it's obsession with sex being bad or dirty.
I don't see the problem. The US needs to get over it's obsession with sex being bad or dirty.
I know. Sometimes vanilla sex can be fine, it doesn't always have to be bad or dirty. It's good to mix it up, keep things interesting.
Vanilla sex? Chocolate sex? What kind of sex is a banana split?
Ouch, sounds like those body mod guys that split their banana. :thepain:
[COLOR="Red"]DO NOT WANT!!!![/COLOR]^^^
It is 6:35 AM, and
this is the strangest thing you will see all day. I promise.
If you love cows, don't look.
P.S. It's not a dead cow.
That cow was too stupid to be dead.
That cow will be dead soon
Ok, you all stop fucking Cowheads so we can move on from here....
I'm just saying....
Why, oh WHY do I keep clicking on things like this?
Blech!
That was Halloween cool, and you know it.:D
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...pictures of titties, faces, and asses! Prolly...
"No, I think I'll just stay in tonight"...[COLOR="Silver"](umm...do i want to know what's in his beard/moustache?)[/COLOR]
I found these recently...I guess it's that sex-themed park in, what was it, South Korea, maybe? I think the woman in the first pic may have been the model for the sculpture in the last pic.
"No, I think I'll just stay in tonight"...[COLOR="Silver"](umm...do i want to know what's in his beard/moustache?)[/COLOR]
I hope there's not a hole in his shorts.
You're welcome, ladies. [SIZE="1"][COLOR="LemonChiffon"]And Sheldon.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Captain Broadsword: Master Bates! Get Seaman Stains and Roger the cabin boy!
Master Bates: At once, captain!
Captain Broadsword: Well, it'd probably be easier if you took turns...
The second pic in the sex-theme park --- doesn't that seem overly ambitious? I mean, maybe circus folk could pull that off ...
The second pic in the sex-theme park --- doesn't that seem overly ambitious? I mean, maybe circus folk could pull that off ...
I've et it upside down...ya don't gotta be a circus strongman. It's just a reversed bear hug (with added points for degree of difficulty). Belly-to-belly would be easier, the woman's legs on the man's shoulders help support her. In the instance of the sculpture, the one getting et, is in the strain, even what with the second girl propping her up.
:eaty:
What. In. The. Fuck?
[YOUTUBE]0W8fBsLYHcE[/YOUTUBE]
It doesn't get good until 4:20. Clodfobble definitely needs to see this.
It never gets good until...
If you are afraid of ten grams of mushrooms then it will never get good, true.
Wow. I didn't watch it until foot said I needed to. Now I feel dirty.
I'd like to think that we have some culturally absurd shows that they would find just as bizarre... but no. We don't.
We will never fathom the Japanese psyche.
We will never fathom the Japanese psyche.
I'm more concerned with fathoming the Japanese nookie.;)
"Is that normal?"
Is that a trick question?!
What? You don't have a Wii? What, you don't play video games? Don't want to move anything besides your thumbs? Well, perhaps you have a female companion in your household. A good-looking wife/GF/Ol' Lady, maybe? Does your teenage daughter have good-looking teenage girl friends?
Do any of these female-types around you like to play video games?
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Gentleman, I give you Emma Frain, and[/COLOR]
The Number One Reason To Purchase A Wii.
You are welcome.:ggw:
I was sent this - OMG DO NOT WATCH if you are faint of heart.
I couldn't find it on youtube - probably better that way.
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/video/video.php?v=1484516684312&commentswhat if you're not on facebook?
I guess you're screwed. Don't really know. I couldn't find it anywhere else.
Here's the same video on a different site:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f3_1247966779
Don't watch if you have an aversion to blood, graphic injuries, etc. By far one of the more nasty injuries I've seen, and remember I'm an EMT lol.
Here's the same video on a different site:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f3_1247966779
Don't watch if you have an aversion to blood, graphic injuries, etc. By far one of the more nasty injuries I've seen, and remember I'm an EMT lol.
That's what I like about you Bullitt, that you can lol in the same post as a convo about that vid.
WTF, did that guy live? I'd be curious to see an after pic.
What can I say, have to keep stuff in perspective. I don't know any further info about the guy or how he turned out in the end. Sounds odd but he's damn lucky he hit with the front of his face. Imagine that same physical trauma but on the side or back of his head. He would be dead instantly, brain half turned to ground beef. By hitting with his face, he damaged the largest non-vital part of his head instead. His jawbone bore the brunt of the force of impact instead of say the back of his skull. With this kind of injury, they can still protect his airway with a trach tube and then try to control the bleeding so he has a chance.
I did some more searching and couldn't find a definite answer. One said he survived and a few others said he died the next day. Someone who translated the Lebanese Dr. as asking "Where do I start?"
I expect if he lived there'd be lots of post photos.
This sort of thing came up mtn biking yesterday. The guys I rode with watched a Penn State girl destroy her shoulder on a ramp where we were and helped out because no one in her group had any idea what to do. Her boyfriend did keep taking pictures though and managed to break her cool with his exclamations. I just can't get over the need to keep the video running versus finding a way to help...
This sort of thing came up mtn biking yesterday. The guys I rode with watched a Penn State girl destroy her shoulder on a ramp where we were and helped out because no one in her group had any idea what to do. Her boyfriend did keep taking pictures though and managed to break her cool with his exclamations. I just can't get over the need to keep the video running versus finding a way to help...
Half seriously and half sarcastically, that is why you'll never be a professional photo journalist. But I agree (not to put words in your mouth) that guy was a massive, failing tool.
This is the new genre of mountain-climbing films.
When someone is dying, stick a video camera in their face so everyone can watch.
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I found it funny that it was Hasselhoff was the one to buzzes her!
yes, that did add to the WTFness :lol:
I found it funny that it was Hasselhoff was the one to buzzes her!
yes, that did add to the WTFness :lol:
Well, now, how you gonna get her backstage if she's still onstage breaking shit w/her melons?:sweat:
If some other companies made condoms:
TSA Employee Bumper Stickers...
Luckily, he had a camera...
[COLOR="Red"]If you gross out easily, DO NOT READ/LOOK AT THIS.[/COLOR]
This your last warning.:speechls:
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That's the spirit...
[YOUTUBE]5ysfQjKKi70[/YOUTUBE]
In this situation, which would you keep for a trophy? The rack? Or the sack?
That upside down hanging by your nutsack can't be good for you.
apparently you can get chafed. I see he has applied a liberal amount of Johnson's Baby Powder.
Now, if I worked for Johnson's, I'd sponsor this guy. You know he'd win most of the Hanging by Your Nuts contest they have, right? And there'd be the Johnson's brand name.... right near his elongated johnson. and junk.
Well who wants a chafed nut sack? And where is his dick?
I'm guessing it's hiding and won't come out.
Isn't there a rule against posting a picture of a guy hanging by his nuts.
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It's an old nasty tampon.
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goddamn!! that is funny as hell!
A little Twilight/Cullen humor.
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lol I just looked at the answer key...
Good one, I hadn't noticed that.:D
oh ha, me too. I wondered why it was funny and moved on :lol:
A little Twilight/Cullen humor.
Haaaaaaaaaaa! THAT is funny as hell.
What the fucking fuck man?!
looks like an art project gone horribly, horribly wrong.
At least they can bleed it for a few units. I am not sure it would be safe to shoot. Might leak milk.
Oh, I don't know, I suppose, after a six-pack or three, she'd probably pass for snuggly.
:beer:
ETA: Excellent WTF, btw.
Telling husband you're going out for the night with the "Girls".... $0.00.
· Red Leather Jacket for night out with the "Girls"... $200.00.
· Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the "Girls"... $ 90.00.
Having husband open the mailed radar ticket, looking at the "photo proof" and seeing you, his dear wife, with another man's penis in her hand....
PRICELESS!
:lol2: that was great....
Suzette never got the hang of driving a stick shift...
But can she chew gum while changing gears?
now that's multi-tasking!
Can she chew gum, change gears, and jerk off the dude? That is the question. I say hire her.
Heheh...Call her back for another interview anyway! :lol2:
Its a good joke, but I doubt this picture was taken from one of those cameras at an intersection. More like from the passenger in a semi. I mean, see how she is looking directly into the camera? I couldn't tell you where the camera is in an intersection, let alone be caught looking at one just as it took my picture.
Not to mention it wouldn't be in color, nor does the photo show a license plate, and it is a flash photo, etc, etc. The only thing missing from the description was "And then she fainted"
Not to mention it wouldn't be in color, nor does the photo show a license plate, and it is a flash photo, etc, etc. The only thing missing from the description was "And then she fainted"
:lol2:
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Whew! I wouldn't want to carry that load all day. Wouldn't he kick himself in the nards with every step?
Yes, that's why they're so swollen.
What? Doesn't everyone have a package like that?
Whew! I wouldn't want to carry that load all day. Wouldn't he kick himself in the nards with every step?
dude! ya made me lol beer out my nose!
dude! ya made me lol beer out my nose!
That's alcohol abuse, and I apologize.:D
Do you see it? Then you have a dirty mind.
Whew! I wouldn't want to carry that load all day. Wouldn't he kick himself in the nards with every step?
PHOTOSHOP
I found this while googling for Herod cartoons. :yelsick:
now this is WTF. chicks fighting at a convenience store. IN A THONG? sarge? you can arrest em. i'll watch. but no, i don't think these are the women we're lookin for!
NSFW
HEREIt looks like an organized event. The fact that nobody called 911 seems to corroborate that. Is it realistic to think that all of these people congregated on that location by coincidence? And that there were clearly defined "sides" present, which had a standing grievance which just happened to boil over?
I don't buy that for one minute. Bitches were going at each other. I say let them do it. Idiots.
Viewing this video should put an end to polygamy.
hey boys and girls! look! it's a bird! it's a plane! NO! why it's the baby jesus butt plug!!! from
Here
When you woke up this morning
you know that something was missin
in your life.
It wasn't the new car, the new job,
the boyfriend or the girlfriend.
But now you know: it's the Baby Jesus
Butt Plug.
Slap him on the dashboard.
Use him as the ultimate pacifier
or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece
of your magnificent Dildo Creche.
Hahahaha...god job man.
I would like to thank plthijinx for showing me this site (we work together).
Unfortunatly...we could not get the picture of the Jackhammer Jesus Curcifix Dildo...to post here. (Its flash or something....)
So click the link and laugh your ass off.
Yep...Holy Shit does not even come close to explaining that.
Thanks to plthijinx for showing me this site (we work together).
Sadly for you...the picture of the Jackhammer Jesus Cruxifix Dildo could not be posted (it was flash or something). You must click the link to see this. I promise that you will laugh until you stop.
So..do you lube up the Baby Jesus Butt Plug with Holy Water???
They need a Flying Spaghetti Monster dildo so a person can be really be touched by his noodly appendage .
Unfortunatly...we could not get the picture of the Jackhammer Jesus Curcifix Dildo...to post here. (Its flash or something....)
here ya go...
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I'm sure there was some period of adjustment. ;-)
gvdr, just to let you know.....i did not abuse beer on that pic! i made sure i didn't take a sip before reading!
I was going through some (a lot) of old content here on teh Cellar, and found the absolute perfect woman.
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Where do two dicks race? Why, at the dick track, of course.
Which is weird, cuz, they don't be no lectricity on dat track..
I think that chick has two pussies.
Well she certainly had a broken pelvis.
A buddy broke his pelvis when he rolled his truck, and then it rolled over him. He said from the time it happened til like three years later it hurt like it had just happened, and then it stopped.
This is a firm, round, apple of a hiney.
Miss Reef 2011.
I'd like some of that apple pie
This is a firm, round, apple of a hiney.
Miss Reef 2011.
I'd hit it 2 times. :thumb:
A bad day at the nude beach with your girlfriend...
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I noticed that only the guy is looking back...:neutral:
Is that the man who smells like your man should smell?
shopped ...of a horse.
FTFY ;)
shopped of course.
Yeah, her boobs look out of proportion to the rest of her body.
Why does Merc keep posting the open mouth smilie whenever there's a wang?
from
hereSeriously, Davis can't understand why all you perverts keep looking at that giant beaver and seeing a vagina. Davis is a former kindergarten teacher and an ordained pastor--certainly not the kind of woman who would paint a vagina on a beaver that was to be put on public display.
Maybe her subconscious is trying to tell her something?
Update: In an incident possibly related to the Titian prude graffitti shown in the IOTD, the beaver was
bowdlerized. Actually, I'm not sure that the term can be used for visual arts.
IOTD is how I found the beaver. Welcome back, Rich.
Seriously that is not a vagina its a vulva/clitoris. Vagina inside, vulva/clitoris outside. This is why guys have trouble. ;) [/anatomy lesson]
So, what was I licking?:(
Nevermind, don't tell me.
Some hemorrhoids perhaps?
I wonder if Wolf has one of these phones? (I think it's Wolf who does the HelloKitty thing...)
Why is her apt such a disaster?
because she is a Young Hottie that cares More what she looks like than how Neat her Apt is
Heres a clue for ya , dudes dont care is they have to WADE to the bed as long as She is willing to PLAY !!
teh make up scares me a little. And she needs a cheeseburger, stat.
teh make up scares me a little. And she needs a cheeseburger, stat.
No, she doesn't. She just have a slilm face but sure is bootylicious! Wouldn't mind squeezing those nice, round arse!
Just going back one ... painted a vagina on a beaver? And the beaver is standing on a pussy which is wearing a muff, right?
...dudes dont care is they have to WADE to the bed as long as She is willing to PLAY !!
Dudes are silly. Any woman who keeps such a nasty apt. is bound to have a nasty snatch. Clean home=clean cooter.
Really, though, it's not THAT bad - it's just that anyone with that much make up on, you'd think she'd care a little bit about the rest of her "image."
But, as you so wisely pointed out, she's a Young Hottie and dudes just wanna have fun. In my dotage, I require a more
refined atmosphere.
;)
It worries me that you guys think that is messy.
It worries me that you guys think that is messy.
I did say that it wasn't THAT bad.
I'm just trying to draw the male sensibility into the whole arena.
did you just put male and sense in the same sentence?
did you just put male and sense in the same sentence?
Only their
ability to
sense when it would not be a good idea to fuck that girl.
Only their ability to sense when it would not be a good idea to fuck that girl.
What the hell? What male has
that sense?
I'm not entirely convinced its a girl to begin with..
As a Domestic Godless, I take offense to the pooky/messy correlation. Of course, I am a study in contrast and an enigma, but my house is a MESS. That is all I have to say about that. hmmmph.
:lol:
I'm not entirely convinced its a girl to begin with..
Hahahahaaa...here we go again. Watch out for the peasant's pitchforks, they's awfully protective of some kinds of speech. :rolleyes:
Just going back one ... painted a vagina on a beaver?
Another guy that totally ignored the anatomy lesson. Is it any wonder women are left wanting more?
No, she doesn't. She just have a slilm face but sure is bootylicious! Wouldn't mind squeezing those nice, round arse!
I didn't know you batted for the other team.
I too was pleasantly surprised
I didn't know you batted for the other team.
maybe she;s a switch hitter?
[ferris beuler;s day off - cameron]Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta![/ferris beuler;s day off - cameron]
:corn:
I didn't know you batted for the other team.
I too was pleasantly surprised
Yeah, that was kinda hot! [SIZE="1"]WTF? Why is my keyboard slippery?[/SIZE]
Ferris Beuler. Best movie of all fuckin' time.
[YOUTUBE]ITztVTM1_V8[/YOUTUBE]
Ferris Beuler. Best movie of all fuckin' time.
agreed
noo, it's Tootsie. :eyeroll:
Ferris Beuler. Best movie of all fuckin' time.
agreed
You know why, right?
Three degrees of separation:
Matthew Broderick and Jon Cryer are almost interchangeable (there was even a 2 and 1 Half Men episode about it.)
Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen star in Two and a Half Men together.
Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen were both in Ferris.
Voila!
'Sides, what about The Breakfast Club?
Three degrees of separation:
Matthew Broderick and Jon Cryer are almost interchangeable (there was even a 2 and 1 Half Men episode about it.)
Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen star in Two and a Half Men together.
Matthew Broderick and Charlie Sheen were both in Ferris.
Voila!
i thought that was the same guy
Yeah, on Two...Men, Alan (Cryer) tried to get into a nightclub by professing he was Matthew Broderick. I laughed my ass off!
And my mom was all like "WHAAAAAAAT?" when I told her Jon Cryer was Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
I didn't know you batted for the other team.
Haha....I don't! :p: Just that her ass looks really nice to squeeze, nothing sexual about it. :angel: I admire beauty and those look pretty nice to me. :D
And all across the Cellar, Dwellar men let out a sigh of conflicting emotions... exhilarated with the hope that they might still have a chance with Tulip after all, yet crushed by the realization that they will never convince her to post a picture of herself kissing another girl.
This is where I would have posted an interesting image, or, perhaps, a not-so-interesting image, but accompanied by a comment, which, when related to the image, might have been somewhat humorous, but, didn't, for fear of offending someone.
Grav, have you ever thought about the possibility that the person who sent you a PM also sent a complaining PM to the people who posted the more offensive pics?
[COLOR="Silver"]Did your lady friend break up with you or something?[/COLOR]
I'm offended by the whiteness. It's racist.
Goddamn whities first they get blank paper, now they want blank space on dem internets. TYRONE, TAQUISHA, go fin' dis cracka ass tryina' steal from us AGAIN.
And Sundae was all like "WHAAAAAAAT?" when I told her Jon Cryer was Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
Fixed it for ya.
WHAAAAAAAT?
I can see it now of course.
Oh and they look nothing alike. Me, with my trouble recognising faces would never confuse these two.
Oh and what about Back to the Future?
:)
Who didn't love the Duckie? Oh, and Iona? And her sweet dad?
I would have totally hung out with those people, if they had been real.
(I'm hearing Duckie in my head: Blane? His name is BLANE?)
And all across the Cellar, Dwellar men let out a sigh of conflicting emotions... exhilarated with the hope that they might still have a chance with Tulip after all, yet crushed by the realization that they will never convince her to post a picture of herself kissing another girl.
loud chuckling
Who didn't love the Duckie? Oh, and Iona?
I was a huge fan of Annie Potts.
We don't see enough of her these days.
Oh and what about Back to the Future?
Wait, what? That was Michael J. Fox. He doesn't look anything like the other two. (Who don't, to my mind, look anything like each other either, but I'm particular about faces.)
Wait, what? That was Michael J. Fox. He doesn't look anything like the other two. (Who don't, to my mind, look anything like each other either, but I'm particular about faces.)
No, silly. I'm talking about Ferris Bueller's Day Off having undisputed rights to the best film evah.
I hope we're only discussing Best Film Evah in an 80's Dramedy.
Because To Kill A Mockingbird is the Best Film Evah. (Actually I have about 900 best films EVAH.)
But according to the Cellar Field of 64, Tootsie was the best movie of all time. For some reason.
And all across the Cellar, Dwellar men let out a sigh of conflicting emotions... exhilarated with the hope that they might still have a chance with Tulip after all, yet crushed by the realization that they will never convince her to post a picture of herself kissing another girl.
:lol: Well, Madonna did tongue Britney Spears, and they're not lesbians. So, who knows... ;)
Zulu is the best film of all time!!
:lol: Well, Madonna did tongue Britney Spears, and they're not lesbians. So, who knows... ;)
It's all the rage, to pretend to be lesbian. :D
[COLOR="Red"]Grav, have you ever thought about the possibility that the person who sent you a PM also sent a complaining PM to the people who posted the more offensive pics?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Silver"]Did your lady friend break up with you or something?[/COLOR]
Um, I asked the offended party if that was the case and got no answer (all I got was a snarky "Well I should have known you would reply the way you did"), so I guess I was the only one. And yes, I asked
before trying to make my point, which sailed
soooo far over everybody's head...
Goddamn, just
how stupid do you people think I am?
And, no, she didn't. We're good, thanks for asking.
(btw, that last question reads pretty snide, but, I may be extra-sensitive right now.)
...yet crushed by the realization that they will never convince her to post a picture of herself kissing another girl.
I have a very fertile imagination.
:D
I'm offended by the whiteness.
I'm offended by the you-ness.
It's all the rage, to pretend to be lesbian. :D
color me enraged
engorged? c'mon... it's the NSFW thread!
d'oh!
circumcised! That's what I meant. /obscure joke
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Ronald is not going anywhere near my hoo-hoo!
The hamburgler, maybe. But not Ronald. He's creepy. :lol:
Ronald is not going anywhere near my hoo-hoo AGAIN!... :lol:
Corrected for accuracy. :D
Corrected for accuracy. :D
Ed Zachary
College doesn't count. And Ed was a redundant perfectionist.
:)_
Mmmmm, special sauce....
ew. way to ruin my first sip of beer of the evening....
She doesn't look surprised by the buttsecks.
Swan, my Ass!
That's a goose. hehehe
I wonder if Wolf has one of these phones? (I think it's Wolf who does the HelloKitty thing...)
I missed the wftness of this one
Just your typical open mike nite:
He's got a mocawk!!
ETA: And, no, that's not what she said...
See..now you have offended Native American members of the Mohawk tribe. Geez Gravdigr, won't you ever learn???
Why does that funny man wear at least 16 ersatz penii? And more to the point, what was he doing with so many spares that he could do that?
I'm just glad he had the decency to clothe the poor barbie ken doll's nether-region. The poor children would never recover from seeing THOSE plastic genitalia.
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Not totally unsafe for work, but figured it wasn't worth taking a chance of someone looking over your shoulder at what appears to be a pregnant man.
WTF is wrong with him? WHAT???????????
HOLY SHIT!
is that a Saranac Pale Ale??
$20 says that man has a Newcastle United shirt somewhere nearby.
That's a bet I wouldn't take lol.
That guy has to be Toon Army. No doubt.
:lol: I nearly spat my Bud -spot on, L123
I think he's been reading Mummy Laid an Egg, thought he'd try the space hopper thing, and whooops! one vindaloo too many meant his chocolate starfish has an amazing flexibility
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This is funny, but, I'm SOOOOO hoping this is fake.
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I guess the Gimp is home watching the kids...
ETA:
Nope. The Gimp is out with Mom.
A friend took this picture when he was in Amsterdam. :lol:
Now, that guy on the left? He looks like he :heartpump Amsterdam. The guy on the right? Not so much.
...
maybe he's just done loving it.
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Nope, that doesn't smell at all like Sheldon's finger
diggr, I know you're like Wickedly super sensitive when someone breaks your balls about pics you post... but those two in post # 3278 have a certain pedo flavor.... kwim?
hey wilbur! look! i'm shmellin' tha kitteh!!!
Nope, that doesn't smell at all like Sheldon's finger
Well, it
is pussy.
:lol2:
diggr, I know you're like Wickedly super sensitive when someone breaks your balls about pics you post... but those two in post # 3278 have a certain pedo flavor.... kwim?
Oh, well. People will think what they
want to think. If you feel like a pedophile looking at those pics, instead of finding the humor, that's how you feel. I cannot change that. I realize that no matter what I do or say, there are Dwellars that are going to find fault with it. So, carry on.
And, since I'm not a pedophile, what's "kwim?"?
ETA: BTW, the cat looks like it may not be an adult, either. So, might as well lump that one in there, too.
Apparently, I didn't. kthxbai.
Nope, that doesn't smell at all like Sheldon's finger
That's because that's pussy. :-)
I'm feeling really dirty right now.
There is just no way this cat is eighteen years old.
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There can be only one, but it's clearly not him. Especially not when it's a bit chilly.
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Coolest girlfriend EVAH.
EVAH.
:eyebrow:
Why buy the cow? :thepain:
One time my boyfriend broke my head open then he sent me flowers to apologize, it was SOOOOOOOOOOO sweet. He was, like, the best boyfriend EVER.
:eyebrow: Why buy the cow? :thepain:
I caught that over there the other day. Weird.
[SIZE="4"]WTF??!!???[/SIZE] :whofart: So nasty!!
Is there some artistic subtext in that that I'm missing?
I thought the art student expelling body fluids was better.
Okay, that was fucked up. I kept waiting for a humorous denouement that never arrived.
Is there some artistic subtext in that that I'm missing?
I don't think so. It's just fucked up.
Jesus Christ, get off your high horses. Like you never fuck chickens with celery...
Yebbut, that's for my pleasure, not theirs.
Yebbut, that's for my pleasure, not theirs.
stalker.
Chelsea fan, eh?
*chuckles*
Chelsea fan, eh?
*chuckles*
Some running dog capitalist commie soccer reference the two of you want to share with the rest of the class?
:eyebrow: Why buy the cow? :thepain:
ok! that's it! i'm not gonna have sex for ANOTHER year now! i mean did you see what she did to that perfectly good bag of flour?
I'll never look at onions the same way again.
I'll never look at onions the same way again.
i know what you mean! i mean come on! beat an egg, dip the onion rings in the egg, dip the ring in flour and spices mixed then deep fry. what a waste... :sadpace:
Just when you think it can't get any worse...it does.
Anyone got an idea what this is about? (seen in London last month)
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looks sort of like Banksy or Dogbyte. What's benervemeter? Are those maps behind the blind bear with human hands?
that is the cover art for the 1st edition of the nervemeter. see link
http://www.nervemeter.co.uk/library.htmlCool magazine. What's weird is that I did a google search for "nervemeter" and got 0 hits.
Thanks Sarge!
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Are those maps behind the blind bear with human hands?
Yes. Ainglund/UK.
Looks like Winnie the Poo finally got fed up with Christopher Robbins....
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Were the last three posts in response to post #3320? Winnie the Poo, red menace and shopped?
Were the last three posts in response to post #3320? Winnie the Poo, red menace and shopped?
What are a toy, a ploy, and a way to annoy?
Looks like Winnie the Poo finally got fed up with Christopher Robbins....
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Christopher Robin that is?
ew Nirvana? ...
Awww... that seems uncharitable. I kind of like the picture. Playfulness lends much to my enjoyment of fantasy. This definitely looks playful. Not my fantasy, and apparently not yours, but he seems transported by it. Good on him.
ew Nirvana? ...
Awww... that seems uncharitable. I kind of like the picture. Playfulness lends much to my enjoyment of fantasy. This definitely looks playful. Not my fantasy, and apparently not yours, but he seems transported by it. Good on him.
Well said!
Sorry I stand by EWWW! No one wants to see that yet I have posted it here :) I think its the insect aspect that makes me say ewwww!
Looks like a woman.
When was your most recent CAT scan?
:lol2:
When was your most recent CAT scan?
:lol2:
Ok, a fat hairy woman....
Actually, I thought it might be a woman. Though on closer inspection I think probably male.
Ok, a fat hairy woman....
:p:
[Quagmire]What? Fat chicks need love, too. But,
they gotta pay.[/Quagmire]
Apparently, circumcisions stink. I remember mine...I couldn't walk for almost a year.
Ironically, the program I used to capture this image is called 'Snipping Tool'. I shit you not.
Apparently, circumcisions stink. I remember mine...I couldn't walk for almost a year.
Hey, look on the bright side. At least
she's not performing the surgery. HMMM, animal science soph. I'm not taking my dog to her to get neutered....:wheelchr:
EWWWWW AN INANIMATE OBJECT SHAPED LIKE A PENIS
i bet she doesnt eat bananas either.
1. On the butterfly waterfall picture, I thought that looked more like a moob.
2. Circumcisions cost as much as FORTY U.S. DOLLARS? You can't get a cotton ball in a hospital for FORTY U.S. DOLLARS. Neither of them look Jewish, incidentally.
3. As part of ODAP (Office of Drug and Alcohol Programming) training, I had to learn to teach a hooker to cheek a condom for blowjobs. Girlfriend up there has it easy. Maybe her minimannekin is an odd color.
3. As part of ODAP (Office of Drug and Alcohol Programming) training, I had to learn to teach a hooker to cheek a condom for blowjobs.
Got a video? :)
2. Circumcisions cost as much as FORTY U.S. DOLLARS? You can't get a cotton ball in a hospital for FORTY U.S. DOLLARS. Neither of them look Jewish, incidentally.
Yeah, but the health care in Manila is undoubtedly a LOT cheaper than in the US. When I broke a tooth, getting it fixed up, with a new crown and everything, was less than a hundred bucks WITHOUT insurance. Even though I'm not on the Taiwan NHS, I still benefit a LOT from the single-payer system here.
And the right-wingers say the US health care system ain't broken.
Phobia + fetish = ?
Phetish?
:speechls:
I'm rooting for 'Bama!!!! [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]Oh, how I'm rooting for Bama.[/COLOR]
The filename for this pic is: donttouchmytrumpet.
Not "fuckersburnedmybelt"?
A little disjointed, but, I wanted to get them posted.
http://www.strangesisters.com/
Not just the art work, but the taglines are hilarious.
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I did google a few of the titles to see if they're still available.
I discovered that one of the authors (Don Elliott) is none other than
Robert Silverberg, the SF writer.
♪ ♫ Hey there, you with the stars in your eyes. ♫ ♪
re: Strange Sisters ...
I'm not sure which is the funnier title ... "Satan was a Lesbian" or "Whippersnappers."
Ah, the nostalgia of 50 and 75 cent paperbacks. Even the porn was cheap in those days ...
re: Strange Sisters ...
I'm not sure which is the funnier title ... "Satan was a Lesbian" or "Whippersnappers."
Ah, the nostalgia of 50 and 75 cent paperbacks. Even the porn was cheap in those days ...
Yeah, but isn't 75 cents, like, a million dollars in 2011 currency.:D I love the cover art. Nowadays even porn is commoditized to the point where it seems that nobody is going the extra step to at least approximate art.
BTW, I noticed that they did reuse the cover art, in some cases making small modifications.
This would be a cool display for an art show.
edit: Found one on Amazon called Beebo Brinker. 50 cents in 1962.
$10.36 new in 2011 The 1962 cover art is better.
She's literally standing on the corner of gay street.;)
Interesting use of texture.
Yes. Background texture reminds me of a tobacco leaf.
And the subject is certainly smoking!
correction, close though. when you light up, it is the cigarette, not you, that is smoking. You're doing something else. So, half credit about the subject. :eaty:
Apologies if this is a re-post.
Yeah, the used ones probably cost 10 times as much.:lol:
A friend once told me that a neighbor in her community was running a porn site out of the neighbors house. She said that in addition to videos, the woman was selling her panties. It actually took me a while to figure out what she meant by that.:smack:
Puke Art...to opera no less.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dZ5BtZkIR4
Can't get the video to embed for some reason. I tried using the YouTube button...not sure what I'm doing wrong.
Now where did I leave those keys.....
It's a common mistake, not using the safety deposit box.
gross? naw, just safe boating. everybody knows shit floats.
Why is that posted by anonymous?
Because it takes guts to own something that weak?
Double-lame-douchebaginess.
Now where did I leave those keys.....
It's a good thing she wasn't trying to keep her sunglasses safe...
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.
a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.
a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.
like shoulders?
Is the patent office still open?
ASSkeys - Wherever you go, there they are.
From the makers of -
ASSWallet - Your own personal money pit.:3eye:
Would that image have been posted if it was two fat ugly guys? Or even fat ugly gals? or one of each? No? Then it's not WTF, it's "I'm a perv and get turned on by this shit, but I know the cellar isn't really the place for it and yet I need attention so i'mm'a abuse anonymous".
Jus' Sayin'
lame
Not to mention a blatant copyright violation, the image is clearly stamped copyright on the lower right.
Super lame. I mean who here on the cellar can honestly say they've never posed for a porn shot on a rubber dingy while some blond bimbo with dark roots stuffed a fluorescent orange floating key fob up their butt hole? That's so ten years ago.
just sayin'
Would that image have been posted if it was two fat ugly guys? Or even fat ugly gals? or one of each? No? Then it's not WTF, it's "I'm a perv and get turned on by this shit, but I know the cellar isn't really the place for it and yet I need attention so i'mm'a abuse anonymous".
Jus' Sayin'
lame
No kidding. It's just run-of-the-mill porn. Granted, the composition of the photograph is actually quite good, with the foot in the foreground and the angles of legs vs. shoreline, better than your average porn in that regard... but there ain't no WTF here at all. Heck, there's not even any F.
The trouble with being beautiful... haters gonna hate.
Don't worry, Bruce, the struggle continues...
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit
That might be tough for some people. Their whole person being an asshole.
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Hey, honey, let's take a tour.
At least we know where the keys to the boat are.
At least we know where the keys to the boat are.
:lol2::rotflol:
Hey, honey, let's take a tour.
Lemmiwinks could have used that.
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Oh. that guy needs photoshopping into all photos.
Never put anything in your butt that doesn't have a base, or at least some sector of it that won't fit.
a recent q&a with an emergency room doc reminds us of this important rule of thumb. so to speak.
Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?
My Brother in Law is an EMT. He has responded to many calls involving ....emergency extraction of inserted objects.... shall we say... He says that invariably, when asked how the object got in there... that the inserter claims to have fallen upon said object.
so, I guess another anal safety tip should be something like, 'Don't walk around a slippery kitchen floor naked if there are any upright cylindrical object about.' Cuz, you know... Ass-Murphy's law and all... "If it CAN wind up lodged in your ass, it WILL wind up lodged in your ass.
Are you referring to the doctor that Stern interviewed?
yes actually.
Undertoad .......rule of thumb.......
(cough)
:lol:
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Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.
Settle down folks, it's not what it looks like.
That's the first uncircumcised knee I've ever seen.
get out.
how many CIRCUMCISED knees have you seen?
Don't they know it's not polite to stare?
Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.
Yertle be swangin'.
The ending is hilarious...
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It's nice to see them cumming out of their shells.
Oh, that's funny! I lol'ed.
OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!
Hey, UT?! Control. Your. Turtle.
Yertle be swangin'.
The ending is hilarious...
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I laughed so hard my stomach hurts
'Spretty cool, huh?
The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"
OK, so I'm crass. Seriously. Is this what passes for a big dick in Japan? I think the ads were placed on purpose, clever enough. But WTF? That looks like the dick Eddie Murphy was talking about when he said the underwear models in the old Sears type catalogs shouldn't be modeling 'cause they had no bulge, and they sure as hell shouldn't be smiling! I know about erection as the great equalizer, but there is no bulk there at all. WTF? Pass!
I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:
I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:
Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian
'Spretty cool, huh?
The squeak was what got me going. In my head I heard "Am I hurtin' ya honey?"
Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.
I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.
Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian
So, you're part Asian (4 in.) + what? :unsure:
Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.
I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.
:lol:
Once at the zoo there were 2 large tortoises going at it in an outside enclosure. They each probably weighed about 150 lbs and they made a loud farting sound with each push.
I laughed but my wife did not find it amusing.
Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.
I heard that the average size for Asian men is 4 inches? If there were Asian men here, they could correct me. But since there are none around... too bad...lol. Well hey, at least it wasn't flat. :p:
Damn, I didn't realize I was part Asian
I guess I'm half Asian. or maybe 2/3. Although I'm fractious, I'm bad at fractions.:p:
I thought men usually like to boast about how, uh...not small they are? :p:
I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a god to them.:cool:
Because you weren't the one that ended up having to explain it to your son and the rest of the 5th grade class you were chaperoning.
I've been the chaperone for 5th graders--farts need no explanation.
I'm moving to Japan. I will be as a godZILLA to them.:cool:
Just watch out for Mothra!
Dude, here I take regular. In Japan I needed "Ultra Large". Damn, I should have kept the packet.
It's the same with bras. When a friend of mine was heading over to teach English for a few years, one of the things they warned her about was to bring extra bras with her, because while she was a C-cup here, over there she'd be something like triple-E and she would not be able to find any replacements that would fit her.
I'm liking Japan more all the time...
Michelle Bachmann takes the whole thing in Iowa! :eek:
Heh, I just found a new facebook profile pic.
I have a new respect for Michelle.
I think this guy does, too.
Respect? Bitch is about to chomp down with her *teeth* on that poor dog. Ugh.
:lol: it looks like she is pulling her tongue out. Which might not be a bad idea, really, especially if she is about to go campaigning.
Marcus taught her everything she knows. Now, if only she'd go down [SIZE="5"]IN[/SIZE] the polls.
No joke, this is a photo of one of our dispatchers. She is female or at least I thought she was. Don't you love the skunk tat??
And ya'll wonder why I'm crazier than a bessie bug....
So, when someone calls 9-1-1, is this who they should imagine themselves speaking to?
Sad, but true. When you need help, your life is in her hands
Sad, but true. When you need help, your life is in her hands
I'm pretty sure that's a man, baby.
Ah, so maybe their marriage isn't a sham.
She's a girl. Here's another pic
likely a repost but...
puff, the magic dragon
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Oh, hells yeah!!!
I'm talking about knocking on yer ladydoor!
:lol2:
This man is NEVER late for work.
I'm not sure this is NSFW...
Outstanding!
note to self, buy some ketchup.
w vs v
laughed til I cried
weiners versus vaginas a few posts back.. loook for the youtube wiith the redhead and teh eyeliner and the cleavage. I think she's a redhead with eyeliner .. .. ..
I'm not sure this is NSFW...
I'm so tempted to buy some of those and sneak them into my local diner....
Alan Funt - The dream lives on
I heard a lot of "blah blah blah", but all I really got out of that was "wow, what a great pair of tits."
HEY ELSPODE!!!!
nice to see you brother!
Oh, and "nice tits!"
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:lol2: THat was great!
She's a girl. Here's another pic
Still not convinced. Take a look at that hairy arm. :eek:
I remember a girl from high school who had hairier arms than most guys.
I never got to check the rest.
I, too, remember a girl from high school with hairy arms. She was a good girl. But, not good enough.
:cool:
should be in the thread about bra fail.
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We have a thread about bra failure?!
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Wait. WAIT. [SIZE="4"]WAIT.[/SIZE]
We have a thread about bra failure?!
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]I've waited soooooo long to use this pic...[/COLOR]
Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm
feeling generous today.
Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.
Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm feeling generous today.
Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.
Completely forgot about that thread and it solved the mystery of that easy rider piece. I knew it was from Bruce but I couldn't find it in my email. Now I know.
There have been many times I felt the need to quote it. Hell, why not now? ok just my favorite part
TITS--Easyrider Sept 1978
...you take two waitresses: one of ‘em’s got jugs as big as a Hottentot’s buttocks...she’s got all her buttons open,... she’s got one tit pushin’ hard against her undone clothes, big an’ round an’ not hangin’ at all, just a vast smooth dome with nothin’ between it and your eyes but the air.... and a bit of cloth covering the nipple;
And right next to her is some hundred year old skinny Viet Cong, standin’ dumb-eyed an’ slowly sawin’ your mothers head off for a salad, with her oily fatigue shirt open, revealin’ three hundred ribs and a nipple lookin’ at ya....
It don’t take much thinkin’ to figure out which one you’re gonna be gawkin’ at with your tongue hangin’ out...
should be in the thread about bra fail.
Be careful, someone might say you were a Misogynist..... degrading women.
Do I have to do everything for you? Here, I'm feeling generous today.
Not exactly "failure".... but twice as nice.
Ah yes, 2009. That was a good year - when Cellar women thought it was a
good idea to post provocative pictures of themselves in a public forum.
Now, between angry husbands who don't want them to post and divorced husbands who did want them to post, things are a bit slow in the eye candy department.
I don't know if it's Austin Powers', but, it is a gold member.
At $1850 per ounce, that's about a $66,600 dick.
Goldenrod. I crack me up.
The Man With The Golden Gun
:lol2:
Can't wait to hear from Shel...
"Hey, look these ladies are getting nekk---WHATTHEHOLYHELLISTHAT???":speechls:
Since the water is bubbling...
Maybe a fart...
With chunks
Since the water is bubbling...
Maybe a fart...
With chunks
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I was gonna put this in the video clip thread, but it ain't safe for work.
Japan fucks with my head sometimes.I was gonna put this in the video clip thread, but it ain't safe for work. Japan fucks with my head sometimes.
That is Oscar worthy!
Since the water is bubbling...
Maybe a fart...
With chunks
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxtjw_girl-poops_funI was gonna put this in the video clip thread, but it ain't safe for work. Japan fucks with my head sometimes.
Oh, no...there goes Tokyo, go, go...Cockzilla!
Labioplasty.
http://vimeo.com/9924049
WHYYYYYYYYY.....??????????
Commence the spicy sushi roll jokes......
Labioplasty.
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Labioplasty.
http://vimeo.com/9924049
We do that procedure where I work. No big deal. The bigger issue is getting insurance companies to pay for it.
The bigger issue is getting insurance companies to pay for it.
'Scuz it's
wrong!
It does seem a trifle bizarre.
I notice there doesn't seem to be a rush of blokes going under the knife to 'improve' the look of their cocks.
It does seem a trifle bizarre.
I notice there doesn't seem to be a rush of blokes going under the knife to 'improve' the look of their cocks.
It's done for them at birth. then again
http://www.norm.org/index.html
http://www.cirp.org/pages/restore.htmlThats not cosmetic though is it? I mean, on the whole don't most parents who choose to have their sons circumcised do it either for religious or health reasons?
There certainly doesn't seem to be a large cohort of men who want to have their cocks surgically altered to look 'better'.
I read somewhere (on the INTERNET!!!) the health reasons for circumcision have been largely debunked.
That's as may be, but in terms of motivation to have it done it still holds :0
I think it is more of an excuse or rationalisation rather than a motivation.
On a different subject, thank God, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
Wash your damn fee---knowwhatjustwasheverything.:bolt:
What's up with the marshmallows and tea?
From
http://www.futurescopes.com/love-and-sex/aphrodisiacs-men/1268/marshmallow-aphrodisiac-men...
According to traditional sources, marshmallow was regularly used to boost the male libido and even as treatment for impotency.
Botanically known as Althea officinalis the marshmallow plant is found in southern and Western Europe, western Asia, and the northeastern region of North America. It has been used for centuries as a source of food and a medicinal herb. The Latin appellation ‘officinalis’ was in fact used for those herbs in ancient Rome which were officially recognized as medicines and stocked at an apothecary’s. Marshmallow is not to be confused with the confectionary marshmallow, most popularly roasted over campfires in modern times.
I think she misunderstood...
What's up with the marshmallows and tea?
Well, according to Mr. Beiber there, it
is high noon...:right:
Well you have to admit, she must have a really good imagination. I see a future for her as a journalism major.
Well, according to Mr. Beiber there, it is high noon...:right:
dude, that's a mask on a doll.
everybody knows Mr. Beiber doesn't have a penis (though he might have a dildo...).
Well you have to admit, she must have a really good imagination. I see a future for her as a journalism major.
Certainly qualified for Fox News....
Certainly qualified for [COLOR="Red"]MSNBC[/COLOR]....
Fixed that for you.:p:
I'm calling Art Project at an expensive art school.
"Why don't you wash your ass and feet?"
"For art."
"Why don't you wash your ass and feet?"
"F-art"
FIFY :D
I'm calling Art Project at an expensive art school.
We have an expensive art school here, SCAD.
We have an expensive art school here, SCAD.
Oh I know. I once met a complete hotty from their design program. I was distracted for months.
FIFY :D
Shart would be more likely.
Pic 1: Hells yeah!!
Pic 2: Hells NO!!
I hope that's a meat cake.
For verisimilitude, you know.
I hope that's a meat cake.
For verisimilitude, you know.
Filled with Mr Brain's faggots. For added realism...
As I stepped away from this page, I realised I proper grossed myself out with that...
You were grossed out?
Damn, it just made my mouth water!
Only the connection. I lurve faggots.
Yebbut, I've been reading James Lear for the last few days.
Faggots as in mince? Works both ways for me ;)
I don't know, and, I don't want to.
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Hey Mr. Reaper, I see you forgot your cup.
Well, Saskatoon Badger don't give a shit.
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You're welcome, ladies.
Is that a scrawny woman wearing a bikini, with "Dang" tattooed across her belly, and a dog with no front legs leaning against her? 'Cause if it is...I'm going to need some sort of explanation.
Is that a scrawny woman wearing a bikini, with "Dang" tattooed across her belly, and a dog with no front legs leaning against her? 'Cause if it is...I'm going to need some sort of explanation.
It is, and, I wish I could help you but...I can't.
The pic came from
here, (under the gallery titled "Ramen Noodle") the same site that had the pics of the dogs in mid-shake. I don't recall an explanation.
:)
Hey Mr. Reaper, I see you forgot your cup.
Well, Saskatoon Badger don't give a shit.
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You're welcome, ladies.
Rugby rocks....
as in, look at them rugby rocks?
Well, he's got his line out okay, but his loose forwards are all over the place. His ball handling is untidy, but he's making things easy for the hooker.
The tackler is going to be ball faced.
I don't know, and, I don't want to.
udderly ridiculous.
The tackler is going to be ball faced...
...or faceballed.
It was awesome!! He teabagged that guy at a dead run.
Wasn't sure where to put this ... Very Graphic
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??? What is that? Fozzy bear humping his leg?
[COLOR="Yellow"]Maggots!!!!1111[/COLOR]
Eiiiww OMG WTF!?!?!
Very odd, though - the rest of his body and clothes look relatively normal and healthy. How the hell does an otherwise normal person let something like that get so far gone?
Seriously WTFFF? Any background, C-man?
I just searched what I could on this. Not much info, and no proof any of it is correct. Apparently it was a homeless guy who got gangrene and didn't seek care for a few weeks.
there is a legitimate medical use of maggots in similar situations. they have the useful, albeit disgusting behavior of eating flesh, but only dead flesh. So in some cases of wound care the introduction of maggots (on living people, on purpose, urghk) permits the would to be cleaned, or debrided with a minimum of further damage to the flesh in the wound.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... Go get the spiders
If my garbage can is any indication, that number of maggots can spawn and hatch in just 24 hours. Obviously he had to ignore the gangrene for a long time, but all it would take is one major bender lying on the ground passed out for a day and they'd be all up in that.
Or maybe they were deliberately put on to treat the gangrene, like BigV mentioned.
I have zero info on it. I still don't know how to use the google image search. :/
I have heard what glatt said, but cannot confirm.
Found this FWIW ...
Thursday, August 07, 2008
MAGGOT-MAN FOUND BEHIND 4-DOORS...
Alerted by a foul smelling odor, Park Rangers found this vagabond sleeping in the bushes behind 4-Doors.
Then this:
A homeless gent with a longstanding wound on his leg. We found these maggots as we unwrapped it
Use requires that you credit Larry Torrey, RC, EMT-P.
from here
Perhaps a mod would adjust the original post to include the credit thanks. (Sorry)
Frighteningly enough, I don't think that's the same homeless guy. It would mean that first they cut the pants higher and then put his shoe back on for the photo earlier in the thread.
i fear you're right. more maggots in the above pic too, and the legs are different sizes, the skin is smooth and tan on one, and white and hairy in the other... plus the jeans are diff colors.
But that makes you wonder just how common maggot infested wounds in homeless people are.
Good points clod, unthanks glatt. ;)
@V - that's where I started and went through a lot of pages... guess I got the wrong one.
sorry all.
Re: Big V's Googlink: I wonder why that lone pic of the hot chick shows up in the maggot search?
Re: Big V's Googlink: I wonder why that lone pic of the hot chick shows up in the maggot search?
It says so right there in the heading: Visually Similar images.
Try looking at the pictures with a little bit of a squint or take your glasses off or whatever. The rough shapes and colors and composition are very similar.
Damn if it ain't. It's the blue...
there is a legitimate medical use of maggots in similar situations. they have the useful, albeit disgusting behavior of eating flesh, but only dead flesh. So in some cases of wound care the introduction of maggots (on living people, on purpose, urghk) permits the would to be cleaned, or debrided with a minimum of further damage to the flesh in the wound.
1) :behead:
2) :dead3:
3) :question:
4) :idea:
5) :worm:
Okaloacoochee Slough.
Is that some sort of female trouble?
I don't want nothing to do with no sloughing coochee.
:greenface
I hope the picture of this bitch in a bikini don't offend nobody.
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:3_eyes:
A bikini doesn't begin to cover it. That bitch needs a hexakini.
Dogs Gone Wild.
Pregnancy tests, handcuffs, rubbers...waitwhut?
that's what ya call one stop shopping
Looks like Neidermeyer and a deflated Carrot Top.
:headshake
That is not mere drunkenness at a party. That must be performance art.
Must be.
Actually, the decapitated baby head is what tipped me off.
The background is a little uncomfortable to look at as well.
There is something going on there ... just no idea what.
Good thing he's wearing safety glasses.
Hahhahah! Niedermeyer! He does look like him! :lol:
That is not mere drunkenness at a party. That must be performance art.
Must be.
Actually, the decapitated baby head is what tipped me off.
Agree...it's not quite giving birth in an art gallery, but definitely some fucked up shit someone calls "performance art".
The background is a little uncomfortable to look at as well.
There is something going on there ... just no idea what.
Yes, I noticed the background, too. Definitely cringeworthy.
Big Bad Wolf....NSW
I've did a search but couldn't find it here on the Cellar..
If someone has already posted this sorry for the duplicate post but this is weird....... enjoy
http://www.rollingstone.com/videos/new-and-hot/duck-sauce-big-bad-wolf-20111024#ooid=dvZXd3Mjp_pp5VW4vsUJO7cFXoCa1gOBCaught that at Vimeo, definitely WTF.
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That's ok, Scriveyn, so long as she doesn't fart ...
That's ok, Scriveyn, so long as she doesn't fart ...
So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane\
...
That's ok, Scriveyn, so long as she doesn't fart ...
World's first supersonic hot air balloon!!
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Time has not been kind to Daisy Duke.
Yabbut at least you can't see his ba11s!
If only...I get one of those from my city water department every month.
:D
I hate when this happens.
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Gives new meaning to 'fire crotch', don't it?
May be this can counter the effects?
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I love asian porn flicks: they make me laugh!
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But, still sexaaaaaaaaaay.
Re: a few posts back.
For the love of god, Japan, you are bloody weird.
Re: a few posts back.
For the love of god, Japan, you are bloody weird.
Wacky. They prefer the word 'wacky.'
Bono, from U2: check your PM.
But that's so weird, they can fold them around and make little origami things that look really weird protruding from some spandex, yet not spandexy enough, shorts.
Like snowflakes, there is no one exactly alike, encased in spandex.
Vacuum packing your dick keeps it fresh for months.
Vacuum packing your dick keeps it fresh for moths.
FIFY
I don't know about 'super star', but, it is of stellar proportions...
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What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Damn you, Gravdigr! :D
I admire her moxie.
and Infinite Monkey - I lol'd at your origami post. So true, so very fucking true!!
If those are stars, there is a risk they will collapse into a black hole.
:bolt:
If those are stars, there is a risk they will collapse into a black hole.
:lol2::lol2:
You certainly know your asstronomy.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'moon and stars'.
:lol2::lol2:
You certainly know your asstronomy.
Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'moon and stars'.
That was a pretty cheeky crack, butt I've come to expect from you.
How'd she get so big?
Assteroids.
Look, you bum. You're just here to make wise ass remarks, aren't you?
Well, mostly, yeah. :)
Wait, is that the seventh planet I can see there?
Wait, is that the seventh planet I can see there?
Good eyes. Everyone takes a back seat to you when it comes to noticing that.
do the search terms of that link say "maggot leg"? Cause they do for me, and it returns many images of gross maggoty pictures.
I'll pass on the hotdog...but, I might just eat a salad up!
:yum:
Lettuce have a taste of that.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Damn you, Gravdigr! :D
Here ya go:
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Let's see now...The Diddler(?), Cat(like)Woman(?), and [COLOR="SeaGreen"]Poison Ivy[/COLOR].
I really don't know who those first two Batman villains are, but I know I'd be itching. Everywhere.
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Just throwing this one out there...
I can't remember who, but, some Dwellar has a thing for Wonder Woman, so this one's for you.
I think I know this girl...
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#3 is really creepy. I hope it's only a body painting and not a permanent tatoo.
Okay, somebody help me out, here. What, exactly, are you supposed to do with a pussy that has been clipped shut?
Lick until ya erode away the metal rings?
Break out the fucking bolt cutter?
Pearl necklace...Think they mean Liz Taylor's pearls?
Heh...me neither.:p:
Let's see now...The Diddler(?), Cat(like)Woman(?), and [COLOR=SeaGreen]Poison Ivy[/COLOR].
The first two are Harley Quinn and Catwoman.
Okay, somebody help me out, here. What, exactly, are you supposed to do with a pussy that has been clipped shut?
[SIZE="1"][COLOR="Silver"]...call the police...[/COLOR][/SIZE]
Okay, somebody help me out, here. What, exactly, are you supposed to do with a pussy that has been clipped shut?
If the main entrace is closed, try the backdoor... ;)
Ah...a rimshot for the rim shot, then?
once you get past the smell, you've got it licked.
Appears to me to have been closed for a MUCH NEEDED rest... just sayin'
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This guy reaches a different level of WTF?, when you realize his pants are unzipped.:3_eyes:
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Pearl necklace...Think they mean Liz Taylor's pearls?
Heh...me neither.:p:
There was a gay bar, a few blocks from my place in San Francisco, called the White Swallow.
Truth!
I have a Yorkie, so I can translate. She looks to be thinking "You see the kind of shit I have to put with? If I was a German Shepherd, you wouldn't be sucking my nipples you fucking wacko."
This guy reaches a different level of WTF?, when you realize his pants are unzipped.:3_eyes:
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So, cow milk is good, but fresh dog milk is bad?
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk.
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I have a Yorkie, so I can translate. She looks to be thinking "Help me. Please help me."
FIFY.
I put it here, cuz, ya know, some of ya might work for the Juice.
Mind you I have nothing against Juice, I just thought it was a funny pic.
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There was a gangbang at clown college...
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk.
Before the Internet, this would not have been possible. You would not have been able to say to yourself, 'HMMM, we're discussing dog's milk. Wasn't there something on Red Dwarf on that?' and find an answer. Now not only can you search for it, but with Youtube there is a good chance there's a clip posted.
BTW, the guy playing Holly who had most of the lines in that clip was brilliant.
Norman Lovett - an ex-neighbour of mine.
His deadpan delivery was always awesome. I always remember:
"Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement."
Whats that "thing" on the sand between her legs?
([COLOR="Yellow"]sorry, I couldn't resist[/COLOR])
between her knees is the handle to the reel
between her mid thighs is a rope on a cleat on the back of the swim step she's kneeling on
I already have enough sporting hobbies right now, but I wonder why I didn't take up fishing instead of deer hunting.
because VT fisherwomen don't look anything like that
In the email that came in there were like eighteen of those 'questions'. Every one had a uber-hottie with a fish. On every one of them 'D' was "Who gives a shit?".
In the email that came in there were like eighteen of those 'questions'. Every one had a uber-hottie with a fish. On every one of them 'D' was "Who gives a shit?".
Just do a search for "Angler quiz" to find said quiz
Why is it WTF, though? Oh wait, it isn't. It's just another excuse for posting chick pix and digging the cellar a little deeper.
There, see what happens when I don't ignore you?
:rolleyes:
Be grateful they've simmered down to chicpix and are no longer gratuitous pr0n.
Oh, you thought that was a real female.
Did you guys get the Krispy Kreme bikini calendar for 2012 yet?
I am afraid of what that might be...
Dude,
You know I am just curious enough to open that
Dude,
You know I am just curious enough to open that
That's your hypothesis *now*.
Why is it WTF, though? Oh wait, it isn't. It's just another excuse for posting chick pix and digging the cellar a little deeper.
There, see what happens when I don't ignore you?
:rolleyes:
JFC.:headshake
That's your hypothesis *now*.
Maybe I meant stupid and not curious.
It's like looking at a train wreck or practicing the
Charnel Ground Mediations...
'Cemetery contemplations', as described in Mahasatipatthana Sutta (DN: 22) and the Satipaṭṭhāna Sutta (MN: 10):
"...have as their objects a corpse one or two or three days old, swollen up, blue-black in colour, full of corruption; a corpse eaten by crows, etc.; a framework of bones; flesh hanging from it, bespattered with blood, held together by the sinews; without flesh and blood, but still held together by the sinews; bones scattered in all direction; bleached and resembling shells; heaped together after the lapse of years; weathered and crumbled to dust. At the end of each of these contemplations there follows the conclusion: "This body of mine also has this nature, has this destiny, cannot escape it. Similar are the 10 objects of loathsomeness (asubha q.v.)."
His deadpan delivery was always awesome. I always remember:
"Emergency. Emergency. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. It's still an emergency. This is an emergency announcement."
I'm not one for cutesy ringtones but I might have to make an exception for that one.
Only mildly NSFW but here you go:
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"Captain's log, star-date 2604..."
Yo're mixing your Star Series.... ;)
[COLOR="LemonChiffon"]well, Takei is.....[/COLOR]
They said don't cross the streams.
Nothing about not crossing the memes.
Damn, just did it again.
Yeah. I disagree with that.
I would think the horse does too...
I don't know whether to say that's a horse's ass or an ass's horse...
Hey Spode. Always good to see you.
Mmmmmmm ... cupcakes....
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:lol2: lmfao jim!!!!!
I just noticed that classic had posted that in the motivational posters thread on the 26th. oops. sorry.
I'm afraid to ask what the two cupcakes dripping red represent.....:redcard:
Those cupcakes are just like the previous sentence. Too many periods.
when you see it, you'll know. Look hard.
Doesn't look hard to me - maybe shy....or perhaps it's cold.
The Finger. In the moobies. With a CeeLo Green soundtrack...guess which song it is???
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I get the rest of it, but...How does sticking out your tongue help?
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You misunderstood, he's stretching his tongue... the rest is just a coincidence.
autofellatio. ur doin it rong
I will never look at Mister Sulu the same way ever again.
when you see it, you'll know. Look hard.
I missed it. Twice!
Well, not that impressive then.
I first thought the barefoot lady was accused of doing a Clod, when it's obvious that was just the reflection of the lights.
Wait, whut?!
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Well, they've got to *somewhere*. Duh.
!!!WARNING!!!
Sometimes, she doesn't feel...fresh.
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The hello titty shirt reminded me of this:
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That's a real snort for me, as I regularly buy Sainsbury's products.
Good catch by that photographer.
Don't get too touchy-feely Freddy.
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She looks a bit like young Tess York, but grown up, don't you think?
I've been debating for a long time whether to post this or not. And then I thought "Hey, it
is art(ish)." [SIZE="1"]Well it
could be[/SIZE].
And, if it's too bad, one of our newly re-elected mods could yank it.
It's a Newton's Cradle...for Hefner, maybe?
Jim Duvall Photography
1608 - 15th Ave W.
Building B
Seattle, WA 98119
360-303-8738
Regarding: DMCA Take down notice for image -
The image located at the URL below is copyrighted to me. I am the sole
copyright holder and act in good faith on my behalf. This image is posted
with out my permission and I would like it removed. Please do so. I swear
under penalty of perjury that the above is true.
http://cellar.org/showthread.php?p=795613
Sincerely
Jim DuvallJim Duvall must be a black belt in Dale Carnegie.
"Hey, I got an idea..."
I've met him, he's a regular guy. His studio is a couple miles from my house.
I don't have his suspension bondage expertise, but I certainly admire it.
Grav, it's fine. It's in the NSFW thread, it's not abusive, it is rather artsy...
But come on, the penis and the grill? How are you not laughing your head off? ;)
...And, if it's too bad, one of our newly re-elected mods could yank it.
I'm sure they will. ;)
But come on, the penis and the grill? How are you not laughing your head off? ;)
That was great... oh, and I did LMHO....
So long as it doesn't make me a sandwich. That would be weird.
Brings back memories of Plastic Forks.
[COLOR="Red"]***Not Safe For Lunch***[/COLOR]
Meh...Not too bad, really. Unless you're particularly squeamy. Just Donald, and his foot.
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I'm sure they will. ;)
One of them. ;)
I started watching.
Then realised what it was.
I didn't find it revolting, but I felt no further need to view.
I might forward it to Mum.
She doesn't mind that kinda thing.
In another time, another place she'd have been a Nurse. Just that it was considered above her station.
Such a waste of an iron stomach and compassion for strangers.
And with the brains to pass exams, if only someone had told her that.
Jug-fishing?
:D
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Who knew that this was a problem big enough to warrant its own sign. :eek:
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Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
I might be missing something here.
Cuz that fish is so small its illegal to keep...
Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
I might be missing something here.
Despite Grav's many shining qualities, discerning the subtle differences between wtf, wtf nsfw, and regular old nsfw, are not among them.
just move on.
Cuz that fish is so small its illegal to keep...
snort
Meanwhile...
Dolphins like being pissed on? WTF???
And who is that hunchback with the enormous wang?
And who is that hunchback with the enormous wang?
Quasimoto Holmes;)
[COLOR="Red"]***Not Safe For Lunch***[/COLOR]
Meh...Not too bad, really. Unless you're particularly squeamy. Just Donald, and his foot.
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uck. turns out i AM particularly squeamy. jesus.
do you think he made a video of his teeth when he lost them, too?
how did this redneck get his foot from the doctor? I assume he had it surgically removed. i hope. god i hope.
this is the definition of GRIM. fuck.
i'm going to keep typing here because i need some more time to get past that fucking idiot pulling at the loose tendon, and sticking his finger in his own gore.
what the hell kind of coping mechanism is that? a brave face?
fuck
shit
damn
piss
hell
Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
I might be missing something here.
Well, outside of "WTF, lookit 'em jugs!!", the WTF was more in my comment on the pic. "Jugfishing" is a fishing technique where one ties his (or her) fishing line to a 'jug' instead of the more readily accepted method of using a pole. But instead, she's using the more readily accepted method of using a pole, and just happens to have two big jugs. See, she's not really using the jugs that she has to fish with. She's actually using the pole. See, in my warped excuse for a mind, the juxtaposition of fishing, and having jugs, but, not 'jugfishing' with the jugs she has, or any other set of jugs,
while she's fishing, elicits humorous leanings in my sense of humor.
And besides that, I just found the little shovel I've been using to dig the Cellar deeper, I'd lost it for a while.
fuck
shit
damn
piss
hell
:lol2:
You can't imagine how much I've thought about that guy since I happened across that clip.
There you go then - I did miss something.
See, I asked, not assumed.
Ta.
Grav, why is a woman with big tits a WTF?
Are you saying that you find
yourself,
and your gloriously big tits, ordinary, and
not worthy of admiration?
Send me a pic of you holding a fish, I'll happily post it. (ETA: I may even print it. Poster size.)
:D:p::jig:
There you go then - I did miss something.
See, I asked, not assumed.
Ta.
:D
I'll give her a fish, if she shows me her tits.:)
Just send her a fish. We already seen 'em. Not to say we don't wanna look again!!
See, I thought the conversation would go more like, you show me your fish, I'll show you my rod, something like that.
We had to lure you in somehow.
Casting for the video to begin in 5..4..3..2
Still fishing for compliments?
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.
Give a woman a fish, she'll show you her tits. And then slap you with the fish for being a perv.
Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a night.
Light a man afire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Watch "Man on Fire", and Denzel will cut off your fingers and cauterize the wounds with a car cigarette lighter.
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Is that an X-ray of a fucked up puppy?
no, in this case you may judge the book by the cover.
Someone mouthfucked him in the butt.
:eek:
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I need some eye bleach !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am so glad that we do not have any of those in the Philadelphia market.
Carton must be almost empty.
Sometimes you can get a little more out if you thwack it on the bottom.
I've seen that before, but it's not usually a baby doing the suckling.
That woman was clearly photoshopped into that picture.
At first I thought she was tied at the ankles.
Speaking of hot chicks working Hula Hoops...
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BTW - That catchy-ass tune is "Fort Knox" by Goldfish
I'm disappointed Gravdigr, that was *totally* safe for work.
Just trying to cover my ass.
well, you might have them on backwards then.
Speaking of hot chicks working Hula Hoops...
Sistah really needs to shave her legs.
Sistah really needs to shave her legs.
Her mom won't let her yet. :lol2:
Twofer from email:
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Sistah really needs to shave her legs.
She's wookie from the knees down.;)
[SIZE="5"]Send congress their own vaginas[/SIZE].
http://www.governmentfreevjj.com/
The Snatchel Project
A site called Government Free VJJ has launched "The Snatchel Project" with tips on how to "knit or crochet a vagina or uterus" and send it to men in Congress. "If they have their own," the site says, "they can leave ours alone!"
The clit is entirely too apparent.
Or is that an onion?
The clit is entirely too apparent.
Not after arousal. I mean lookit the shade of those blood engorged lips!
Whatever it is, she's loving it.
The clit is entirely too apparent.
Or is that an onion?
I wouldn't know. sigh. It's been forever since I saw one:(
Speaking of hot chicks working Hula Hoops...
A) wtf is with those.. boots? or fur legwarmers? or whever?
B) She is not worthy to wipe the sweat off this young lady's hoops:
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B) She is not worthy to wipe the sweat off this young lady's hoops:
Well, who'd want to? Prolly smell like feet.
:p:
The clit is entirely too apparent.
Or is that an onion?
The Brown Thing? There is no way I am licking a bit that is brown when all around is pink. Hardly anatomical.
There is no way I am licking a bit that is brown when all around is pink.
Then don't lick too low, bro.
That taint what yo lookin fo.
:D
Who knew that a pinto's coloring extended to ... um, there.
Wouldn't have expected a stallion as a carthorse, though. They're usually geldings.
Oh, it's just a bit of horseplay.
Do you think that horse is in danger of being tazer'd?
Good one V.
Seriously, that horse must be so badly in need of a good root it is cruelty to not let it get some.
Only, like, with another horse, would probably be best.
A cake for any occasion? I don't think so ...:greenface
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I seem to have volunteered to host a baby shower in June.
Thanks for the idea!
I seem to have volunteered to host a baby shower in June.
Thanks for the idea!
And it's going to be NSFW :eyebrow:
Wouldn't have expected a stallion as a carthorse, though. They're usually geldings.
This thread from horse-owners indicates that many geldings can still get erect. I was pretty sure I was remembering correctly from my horse-riding youth, but I was rather nervous to be googling those terms just to be sure...
Sundae, that would be a great way to be sure you never get "volunteered" again!
Sigh.
Reminds me of when I bought my first Wonderbra.
I was 22. I returned it, it felt like I could rest my chin on my boobies.
Oh to have that worry again!
Sigh.
Reminds me of when I bought my first Wonderbra.
I was 22. I returned it, it felt like I could rest my chin on my boobies.
Oh to have that worry again!
Look on the bright side. Now that they're lower, someone else can rest their chin on your boobies.
Also very useful when cowgirl. Personally, reaching too high is too much like doing pullups in gym class.;)
Home for me, is misery, and here I'm wasting time
Cause a row of fools on a row of stools is not what's on my mind.
But then you see her leaving me. It's not what I prefer.
So, it's either here just drinking beer or at home remembering her.
Pop-a-top, again.
I think I'll have another round.
Set em' up my friend.
Then I'll be gone and you can let some other fool sit down. ~ Jim Ed Brown - "Pop A Top"
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claaaassy.
My favorite kind!
Japan is seriously
weird! :eyebrow:
website crushed. not weird though. ;)
Well, finally got through to that link. Yep, that's weird. I've seen "Machine Girl" and that was *definitely* weird, this sounds like another very bad dream.
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Haaa...
From email this morning:
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Can anyone tell me what this says? Russian, I guess?
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"Mine goes sideways.", maybe?
Cyrillic alphabet yes. Slavic language yes. Russian no.
Grav, I worry about your internet browsing habits!
You and me both, sister!
:D
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If she is for real she needs to drink more water.
That is not an ideal colour.
Well that's 21 seconds I'll never get back, I saw no need to go the whole 1:17 seconds.
Suddenly I'm thirsty.:eyebrow:
Hey.
It worked for this guy.
Well... he pissed and tried to lick it up.
Not quite the same as quaffing whole glasses of it.
Am reminded of both Blackadder II and The League of Gentlemen however!
I ran across this image in the results for a Google Image search for the term 'twenty-nine palms'.
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2003 movie named "Twenty-nie palms"
Didn't see it. Still not interested.
In the grand scheme of WTF, the WTFedness of Japanese bras is really pretty low.
But I didn't feel like starting another thread, and I wanted to post this list of
25 Weird And Wonderful Bras From Triumph Lingerie, since at least one (#4) has been featured on The Cellar before.
Wait, the boa/scarf bra is actually pretty genius. and the gold bra, while unlikely comfortable, is still puuuurdy.
Are you sure that pic wasn't taken in Bird In Hand, PA (Lancaster County)? :D
http://www.bird-in-hand.com/I want that cooling bra!
Not that either of those tiny ladies would understand what a hot summer means to a big busted woman....
I also adore the Dancing Girl Bra.
I had a pair of Geisha themed trainers years ago.
Gave myself black toenails wearing them because they were too small (assume it was a factory error as they were the same size as other trainers of the same brand that fit me fine).
But that's hardly WTF so I will leave you there.
I took down one of Grav's images after getting a DMCA notice. This is my first DMCA notice in regards to copyrighted images. Usually they just complain.
http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=795770&postcount=3696Oh he goes on.
Mr. Schepps
Please remove my email form your website. Posting this information in your public forum is not OK. Please also delete the image from your servers as it still exists and is hot linkable by third parties and for posting elsewhere on your website.
Sincerely
Jim Duvall
My reply:
None. I did not reply. He can go fuck himself.
The attachment is truly removed and not hotlinkable. He spelled my name wrong. And actually it's his phone number and address, and not his email, which is published in the link. So the guy is not all that detail-oriented.
Jeez, talk about getting hot under the collar for not very much.
I don't even remember what the image was ...couldn't have been that good.
Funny part is that with a quick google search ([COLOR="White"]literally his name[/COLOR]) I got all his contact info off his own site, including email.
Yeh he must be having a bad day and taking it out on you/us/thecellar.
Would it be bad to email him a butthurt form?
That information is publicly available on his (imo poor) website. He's clearly way too far up himself (in an artistically bondaged manner) and has absolutely no idea of the magnitude of free publicity he just slammed the door on. His loss.
Sorry for the trouble, UT.
'Tain't your fault the guy's a massive cock.
I wonder if Mr. Duvall owns the copyrights to the words
'nude and Newton's Cradle'?
...and has absolutely no idea of the magnitude of free publicity he just slammed the door on. His loss.
:yesnod:
I heard that guy did so much coke his nipples turned into scabs and fell off.
I heard that guy did so much coke his nipples turned into scabs and fell off.
I'd be [Strike]nippeless[/Strike] [Strike]nippleless[/Strike], I wouldn't have nipples if that could happen.
Jogging, maybe...
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Washing your nasty ass...you're doing it wrong.
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A question of priorities, there.
I see only one priority. Singular.
Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.
If you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you die.
If you get laid then you get trampled by an angry charging elephant, you still die, but you die happy.
If you don't get laid and you don't get trampled, you still fucking die. Minus the fucking, of course.
But what if the elephant tramples you to death a few seconds before you orgasm? Good or bad way to go?
then you get the big death before the little death...it's the journey, not the destination, right?
Little death = orgasm in french
For a moment, you wouldn't know if you were coming or going.
I am working on a PSA to raise awareness of the dangers of auto-erotic asphyxiation, the tagline is going to be "Not a good way to come, but a great way to go!"
Should be fun.
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ETA: I'd like to apologize to any cocksuckers I may have offended with this post.
You better apologize they've got an air force. :haha:
Well, getting laid is good, but so is not getting trampled by an angry charging elephant.
Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.:D
Pride goeth before a fall, and that aint lyin'.:D
Owww. That pun had claws.
I didn't even realize we were on the subject of dildos, but:
8-Inch Dark Chocolate Cocks Filled With… from United Indecent Pleasures.
Select your filling
Fresh mint fondant +
Valencia oranges fondant +
Williams pear liqueur fondant +
Mozart liqueur fondant +
Cointreau liqueur fondant +
Irish coffee liqueur fondant +
:yum:
Owww. That pun had claws.
Now now. Let's not get too catty.
It was funny, that's the mane thing.
In the grand scheme of WTF, the WTFedness of Japanese bras is really pretty low.
But I didn't feel like starting another thread, and I wanted to post this list of 25 Weird And Wonderful Bras From Triumph Lingerie, since at least one (#4) has been featured on The Cellar before.
Those are crazy.
He heard somebody say "Fuck da police", and took them literally.
Looks like he fucked the shit out of him, too.
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New newbie quiz question: Have you ever been hit in the head by a horsecock?:lol2:
Incense burner? Smoke comes out his bunghole? Ron Jeremy sculpture failorama? King Midas touch some fool who was touching himself?
That's all I got.
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definitely the same incident too!
Incense burner? Smoke comes out his bunghole? Ron Jeremy sculpture failorama? King Midas touch some fool who was touching himself?
That's all I got.
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HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
That's what he said!
Now that's just good bidness.
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Also: Fantastic name for a strip joint.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
For a minute there I thought Baby was moonlighting...
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FTR, That IS NOT, repeat IS NOT my Baby. And I wouldn't trade, neither.
I didn't read what you wrote at the bottom first, Grav.
Before I scrolled down I spent a few minutes puzzling why you thought she looked anything like Jennifer Gray.
I'll get you a t-shirt from there if I'm your Secret Santa :)
NB - I want a self-fellating, arsehole-smoke-blowing gargoyle incense burner in return.
I adore that! I would definitely have that in my house.
You *must* be careful what you wish for.
Nobody puts Baby in a corner!
I was trying to decide whether this was racist, but, as it's from The Onion, it's fake, so it doesn't matter.
Then I read the horoscope...:lol2:
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[Insert boner joke here.]
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My G-daughter is in 3rd grade.
This pic of one of the librarians is in her yearbook.
It seems appropriate here...
"Best wishes in your new endeavors"
Yearbook? Third grade? Really? :facepalm:
I want a self-fellating, arsehole-smoke-blowing gargoyle.
You *must* be careful what you wish for.
Note - it does say a gargoyle. Not a Gravdigr ;)
[SIZE="1"]Harrumph.[/SIZE]
Yearbook? Third grade? Really?
Never pass up an opportunity to have a fundraiser, you know. The thing that irritates me is our school has 'photo day'
twice a year now.
We have two class photos a year - one formal, one informal. I missed the formal one this year (bronchitis)
But we don't have a yearbook.
My G-daughter is in 3rd grade.
This pic of one of the librarians is in her yearbook.
It seems appropriate here...
"Best wishes in your new endeavors"
And who uses the word "endeavors" with third graders? I know, I know...librarians.
I sometimes miss the photography industry...
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Not sure if someone had posted this. A friend told me there was a new "magic mushroom" found in China recently. :p:
http://youtu.be/789he-8T_-EAnd the follow-up report: chemical composition: latex. :rotflol:
If you know where/what this is, 20,000 extra trivia points.
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Is that your bedroom?
Is that your bedroom?
Yep, and that's my goo covering them.
I jizz blood.
I don't know if this is a three-way, a two way, or an orgy...but it's definitely a sausage-fest.
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If you know where/what this is, 20,000 extra trivia points.
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I like that there's one guy in his dressing gown ... :D
I like that there's one guy in his dressing gown ... :D
Didja see the bloody scrotum?
The filename says 'condom ad'...the sign says 'lunch' (so says googletranslator).
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Go figger.
Figger? I didn't even kiss her!
So scary ...
Yeah, Frank Oz in bell bottoms...
If the egg is *inside* the condom, you're doing it wrong.
An update to all those who have been asking how my health is doing:
My doctor started me on a rehab exercise program.
I am walking with a walking therapist every day.
I never knew walking with someone else was such an incentive.
We don't talk much during the walk, though.
My therapist walks about 10 feet ahead of me and sets the pace, as directed by my doctor.
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So far, I have followed her for 27 miles without even using my cane!I am feeling better each mile and my heart condition, my blood pressure and my breathing seem to be improving.
Thanks for your concern.
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Shit from a dog that ate crayons.
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Moral of this pic:
Just because something is bright, colorful, and pretty, that doesn't mean it won't turn to shit.
~Gravdigr 2012
This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.
Take me.
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What in the sweet mother of fuck?
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[SIZE="1"]Sounds like something Mayor West would say.[/SIZE]
This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.
Take me.
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That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to him and make him fess up!
:D
That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to his colleagues and make him fess up!
:D
Minor adjustment. :D
oh but that pic shows nice tits. haven't you been paying attention? it is no longer allowed here!
Yeah, but that chick is clearly empowered and active in full subject-hood, whereas the dude is passive and in the role of the object of the actions.
And he's enjoying it.
The slut.
:bolt:
:hide:
It was never about the tits Philthy, it was never about the tits.
Cheap silicone implants are not nice tits. Sorry.
That guy looks EXACTLY like a former supervisor of mine. Gonna send the pic to him and make him fess up!
You used to work with Bill Pullman?!
You used to work with Bill Pullman?!
Nah, Pullman's hunkier, but check it out. Here's my friend/former supervisor:
You do the math. :D
Cheap silicone implants are not nice tits. Sorry.
Being a boob expert I would say those are Saline which some consider safer but they are far from natural looking ;)
I'll defer to your wisdom.
;)
This would be a perfectly acceptable way to go.
Take me.
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Hasn't anyone else noticed that the sofa (settee, whatever you call it) is a little, well, uh, naff?
I thought it was a hotel bedspread.
I thought it was a hotel bedspread.
Nope, a sofa. Deffo. Notice the arm of the furniture in photo bottom left, and the gap between the cushions to the right of the wrangling couple.
I never got past the horrid carpet to even notice.
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100 extra points to the first poster to point out the OJ Simpson reference.
[COLOR="SandyBrown"]It was never about the tits[/COLOR] Philthy[COLOR="sandybrown"][COLOR="sandybrown"], it was never about the tits[/COLOR][/COLOR].
:cool:
Dat's what I call him. Philthy by name.... :P
Hulkakke?
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100 extra points to the first poster to point out the OJ Simpson reference.
At the top of the piece of equipment is a manufacturer sticker that says 'Nordberg'.
OJ Simpson played a character named Nordberg in the "Naked Gun" movies.
Gravdigr: +100 points
Caveat--
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"...just like a stripper's name."
I loved that show.
There's been a take-off made. Not nearly as good, of course, but with several of the same comedians (Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie) and similar goofy sketch scenarios. Fred Willard is the host. It's called... something like
Trust Us With Your Life, where a celeb tells stories from their past and the funny guys do sketches of the stories.
I happened on it last week when Ricky Gervaise was the guest comedy target. It was great to see the old gang working together again, but IMO the premise was too constricted by the celeb action and as much as I like Fred Willard, Drew Carey was MUCH better as host.
*
Googles*
Ah. Here it is -
Trust Us With Your Life
Oh. And speaking of
Fred.... :D
And 'Whose Line...' was originally a Dan Patterson (ex-colleague) show for the BBC.
Yes! With Clive Andersen hosting. My family watched them every single night.
"And this is Clive Andersen saying goodnight--'goodnight!'"
Yessss, this picture has an attractive young lady with her breasts exposed...but, it also has a, uh...
WTF is that thing, anyway?
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Looks like a gallon water bottle to me.
Yessss, this picture has an attractive young lady with her breasts exposed...but, it also has a, uh...
WTF is that thing, anyway?
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A water bottle directly behind a motorcycle helmet.
Well, shit.
I figgered it would be more interesting than a freakin water bottle.
:neutral:
Sorry, a water bottle full of LSD and blue gatorade.
I'm still trying to get over the fact she's had multiple accidents with a heavy-duty stapler. Ouchie.
Poor trigger disclipine.
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Poor trigger disclipine.
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... I look at that picture and think "nice guns".
I'm still trying to get over the fact she's had multiple accidents with a heavy-duty stapler. Ouchie.
It took me awhile to understand your comment Sundae. I think she's just been shopping in the wrong department for her
pasties. She's a woman now, and has no business in the children's section.
I had a little fun wondering if anyone would see/comment on her barely there nipple coverings.
Hee.:D
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*
snort* I recently saw a group of those little stick figures on the back of a van. The male/father figure had a big red X over it. :D
I think I found the end of the Internet.... In video form
http://tinyurl.com/8qtxnjx
You have been warned!
[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]RE ABOVE: DON'T![/COLOR][/SIZE]
You are not as curious as you think you are.
This is in the NSFW thread, fair enough, but it's beyond Goatse, okay?
I'm gonna take that advice, Sundae. Thanks. Not clicking the link.
Maybe we should start a NSFLife thread..?
[SIZE="6"][COLOR="Red"]RE ABOVE: DON'T![/COLOR][/SIZE]
You are not as curious as you think you are.
This is in the NSFW thread, fair enough, but it's beyond Goatse, okay?
Gawd, I wish I'd taken your advice ... :vomitblu:
NSFLife ... def.
Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake
What? You mean everyone's doesn't look like that?? Now you have me feeloing self conscious.
Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake
I've seen way worse. I mean, nobody even dies. Just a guy with a little Botox work done and enjoying himself
Okay, no goatse for me. I'm just a pathetic ingenue in the realm of truly weird internet stuff, obviously. :bolt:
THAT's it. Beat me to it.
Arrgh. Can't get the image I wanted to upload ... sigh. Tech (operator) fail.
Anyway. Geoduck. Niki and the Geoducks ... name of a band ...? Or, Geoducks: We're too sexy for our shells ... ? Or too Dave Barry?
Geoduck.
Mascot of Evergreen College.
Pronounced "gooey-duck".
eta:
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Your next feeding frenzy challenge?
Or have you done that already?
Raw? Bleaurgh!
Prepared.... sounds delicious.
If you watch the video, you get to see Mike Rowe tasting the geoduck. As prepared in the, I would run out of money LONG before I ran out of appetite. Straight out of the mud they're $12/lb. Seated at the sushi bar I reckon it would pencil out to about ten times that amount.
Thank god for small portions!
Gawd, I wish I'd taken your advice ... :vomitblu:
NSFLife ... def.
Naw, fucked up, but not even close to goatse.:headshake
I so wanna...but Im a little chicken
Go for it Ducks...you will be amazed.
*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.
[COLOR="White"]It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.
You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.
And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.[/COLOR]
It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.
Thanks Sundae. I never click on the linkies with those warnings, and now I know why!
Sundae, is he a member of
the aristocrats?No.
There was definitely no scat.
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*** SPOILER***
For Ducks, so she can choose to watch or not.
[COLOR="White"]It's a man with a theatre anus - well visited, bright red with heavy side curtains - pleasuring himself two-three fingers, whilst also handling his incredibly bloated scrotal sack and cock.
You can't even tell that the cock is erect because it is so colossal, like a big sack of raw meat. It flops around like a polyp. He then starts finger fucking himself in the Jap's eye. After licking the fingers he's had up his bumhole.
And all the while he's making greedy noises like a three year old scoffing his favourite treat.[/COLOR]
It's not the most disgusting thing on the internet, just unnecesary.
Maybe unnecessary in a political thread but I'm sure the video has some legs posted in a NSFW WTF thread.... it's like watching HBO after midnight and complaining about seeing soft core porn. It is expected.
Oh I don't mean posting it here was unnecessary!
You're right, this is the thread it belongs in. I mean the whole concept of what the man has achieved and is making public is unnecessary.
See...I was fine until you mentioned licking the fingers and the freakarse noises...I have issues with bad porn noises.
I was actually curious until the finger licking....maybe I'll just watch the start.....Im sure Ive watched worse.....I'll just leave the sound off.....
I breathlessly await your review!
I didnt watch it all....but seriously....what the fuck?
How does a dudes bits look like that?
short answer is saline infusion.
Believe it or not, this is weirder than that.
What in the great-grandmother of all fuck is this?
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TMNTWTF.
I'm not even going to play the video. I can see a still. That is enough.
Where's Shredder when you need him?
That video is, like, three minutes and two seconds too long
even MY wife is puzzled by this one.
Grav, you have outdone yourself
This was recognized as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? And why they love pizza?
Right?
will not click
Aw,
c'mon...
It's really not too bad, just a stylized 'Happy Ending'.
ETA: You won't be able to look away, though.
Dictator.
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Aw, c'mon...
Given their wanking technique I'm surprised they got anywhere!
Below right was okay I spose.
It was a proper WTF though.
Was gonna put this in 'Cool/Funny Sports Photos', but that might have been inappropriate...
Was gonna put this in 'Optical Illusions', but that might have been inappropriate...
Finally, I just stopped givin' a shit, and put it here.
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Thwoioioioioioing!
Where in the *Hell* do you buy Q-Tips that big!!??
WTF are you talking about? That's the Tooth Fairy doing her other job.
WTF are you talking about? That's the Tooth Fairy doing her other job.
huh?
When looking at that young lady and her giant Q-tip, I can't help but think of this:
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:lol2:
Move along people, nothing to see here. Just a giant sofa with a bunch of giant golden cocks, move along.
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To each, his own. But I prefer the ol' Munch and Pump, rather than pump and then munch, but, whatever trips ya trigger, ya know?
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Did someone call for a cock cover?
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Technically, this could have gone in the regular WTF thread, but someone would probably have complained.
http://xhamster.com/movies/1428588/sitting_on_vibrator_and_reading_a_book_2_alicia.html http://xhamster.com/movies/1413688/reads_sitting_on_the_vibrator.html"]
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http://xhamster.com/movies/1428588/sitting_on_vibrator_and_reading_a_book_2_alicia.html http://xhamster.com/movies/1413688/reads_sitting_on_the_vibrator.html
I'm not 100% on the what fuckness but definitely a turn in a different direction
once i fixed your very broken link.. I have a friend who's in love with Stoya, so I've actually seen that video before, on Tumblr. I think it's a terribly interesting project. It's just the right balance of scampish and artistic.
S'posed to be a climbing wall.
Uh-huh, sure. A flesh-tone, flaccid climbing wall...or a very happy one, depending on the angle of the dangle.
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"like a rock, baby"
"grip it tightly"
"climb up and hang on"
Dude should see his doctor about all those lumps.
"Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!"
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Not lumps, body mods.
That is
so beyond a
Prince Albert.
THIS is what you'll be missing on your stupid little forum that has like 3 members who just post under a bunch of dumb fake names:
And your forum is such dip shit that you can't even post pix right now. Geez, don't you guys even have gladiators like other real boards who can fix stuff like this?
Never mind. I can be VERY patient.
OK, little newbies, now warm up with something like
this.Here this
link should help you ;)
Here this link should help you ;)
You're so ungrateful.
This is much more appropriate for our new star, doncha think?
THIS is what you'll be missing on your stupid little forum that has like 3 members who just post under a bunch of dumb fake names:
And your forum is such dip shit that you can't even post pix right now. Geez, don't you guys even have gladiators like other real boards who can fix stuff like this?
Never mind. I can be VERY patient.
OK, little newbies, now warm up with something like this.
You, are a pissy little bitch.
If'n I was one o' them there moderators, I'd moderate your ass right out the fucking door.
Please go away.
:flipbird:
"Products You Never Knew Existed, NSFW Edition".
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Also, is this a good buy on ass critters?
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Sometimes ya gotta say Phuket.
While you're in Phuket, why not visit
Phi Phi island, too?
Zorro, the Cox.
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Priorities?
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[COLOR="DimGray"]Captions/Motivational Poster anyone?[/COLOR]
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Hey Grav, am liking the cock, Cock.
Scriv that looks like the illustrations to the weird cookery pamphlets that huge corporations used to bring out (7-Up anyone?).
'Cepting that the lady has HUGE nipples! I feel quite normal now (mine are larger than the old-style 50p piece - that makes them larger than average apparently).
Hey Grav, am liking the cock, Cock.
Oh, please, please do not let this be the start of a meme. Halloween is coming up and I really don't want this idea to catch on.
(mine are larger than the old-style 50p piece - that makes them larger than average apparently).
And quite lovely.
Oh, please, please do not let this be the start of a meme. Halloween is coming up and I really don't want this idea to catch on.
Ima dress my cock up this year...We'll go as the Spanish Inquisition.
Santa, the rest of the year.
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yet another reason to avoid Florida at all costs.
And would not retire to Florida.
Might sunburn mah doodah.
No one died for this picture.
Moses is still sorority-legal by keeping one foot on the floor.
Ganesh is a giver, not a taker.
Ganesh is a giver, not a taker.
:D
... and horsing around...
That horse don't look nothing like---oh.
Now I get it.
Yeah the guy, not Sarah Jessica Parker. ;)
He's not singing much anymore though, he's a little hoarse now.
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Yeah the guy, not Sarah Jessica Parker. ;)
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is she mad that he took a pic of her ass or didn't
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One must wonder what happened to the absent family member who left those anal beads behind when they moved out.
They met Sheldon and never missed them.
that looks just like me, well sort....give that panda a bigger belly and take some hair off the top of the head
They met Sheldon and never missed them.
I bead them off.
'Bout time you showed up. :p:
The guy behind her is holding a sign that says 'Get $50 Now', but that prolly involves work of some sort...
Also...I left the pic a little large because...Is that a penis?
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I wanna know about her loincloth and that kid's fancy schmancy electronics gadget thar.
And yes, yes that is a penis. I think. It's been like three years since I've seen one.
Let's review, shall we? She needs money for 'bills." Bill's what, I ask? Bill's toupee?
There's a guy offering 50 bucks, apparently for the tired and poor huddled masses, but for doing what? Learning to drape oneself in shiny pimp velour? Or for the wacky weed growing there? Or is it for turning the Laid Off Lady into a Laid On Lady. Hey, I didn't point the arrow.
What is 'enrolling now'? Clown college?
Is that the National Cremation Society behind Larry Liberty?
That's my ex's white van.
I also would like to know why the kid has a mustard bottle atop his head.
There are just too many unknowns here.
And remember: every time you point a sign at someone, you'll have one penis pointing back at you.
I got it she needs help with bills cock
Yes it is the "National Cremation Society" building in the background.
I can't speak for all of the WTF's in that picture, but I think the guy with the $50 sign works for Liberty Tax. We have one right down the street and they are out there goofing off day and night to attract attention.
Liberty TaxI do believe that's the mountain from the opening credits of M*A*S*H.
I bet you're right, stormie.
That IS the M*A*S*H mountain!
"national cremation society." So many puns, so little time. :lol:
But come on people: focus! Mustard bottle? Hmmmmmm? ;)
Penis bomb. There should be more of those.
I accidently create penis bombs.
They just seem to go off in my hands...
*spits tea all over desk*
win :lol:
But come on people: focus! Mustard bottle? Hmmmmmm? ;)
Fire hydrant (behind him), methinks.
I accidently create penis bombs.
They just seem to go off in my hands...
:notworthy
Fire hydrant (behind him), methinks.
I know. Sigh.
I would think she'd want liposuction rather than what she did. :3_eyes:
http://youtu.be/6xd6G9V1nyEThe gruff old instructor always chose one student, to demonstrate proper "trigger discipline" to the class.
and still they didn't pay attention. gee, I wonder why.
It's a simple rule. Fingers OUTSIDE the trigger guard until you have decided to shoot [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]off in your undies[/COLOR].
knock knock
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She told me she wouldn't put that video on the internet. Bitch.
Nice abs, Foot.
Shame about the cock.
Whatthehellkindayellow?
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Hahahahahaha
rapeseed :p
That's what they called it in Canada until the Merkins said it sounded funny.
She told me she wouldn't put that video on the internet. Bitch.
You call your cock a bitch?!
Weird.
That's what they called it in Canada until the Merkins said it sounded funny.
What do they call it now?
Canola - looks and sounds much better to the public. To be honest, I don't think Merkins had much if anything to do with the name change - I think everyone had trouble with the concept of having a big bottle in the pantry whose label said 'Rape Oil'.
heheheheh fair enough. I can see that might be a problem :p
Canola - looks and sounds much better to the public. To be honest, I don't think Merkins had much if anything to do with the name change - I think everyone had trouble with the concept of having a big bottle in the pantry whose label said 'Rape Oil'.
So then would grape become granola?
And if olive oil comes from crushed olives and sesame oil comes from crushed sesames where does baby oil come from?
From Olive Oyl: the ugliest chick in animation.
Who was the hottest?
And if you were to have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be?
And if you were to marry any cartoon character, who would it be?
One night stand: Flynn Rider from Tangled.
Marry: Milo from Atlantis.
Hottest: Simba.
Who was the hottest?
Jessica Rabbit.
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And if you were to have a one night stand with any cartoon character who would it be?
... tough one. there's lots of eye candy amongst the disney princesses, ariel, jasmine, etc. betty boop is the archetype for naughty fun... the lady tasmanian devil would make for a great cardio workout. Let's have the one nighter at the playroom and invite them all to the orgy.
And if you were to marry any cartoon character, who would it be?
Bugs Bunny, he makes *me* laugh. Genius, optimistic, kinetic.
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Hottest...betty boop
One night...jessica rabbit
Marry...snow white.
assuming that characters that were my age ish while they were on the air and i grew up with were to age along with me
hottest: that damn tease Patti Mayonnaise from Doug
one night: Gerald Johanssen or Phoebe Heyerdahl from Hey Arnold!
marry: Marceline the [strike]Vampire[/strike] Hipster Queen from Adventure Time
but i want to make very clear that I mean, given that they aged at roughly the rate I did and are therefore in their early-mid twenties now (except Marceline cause she's a thousand-year-old 20-odd-year-old vampire but)
Suave, sophisticated, wry, brave. Yeah I'd go for that.
and I'd do one night with Inspector Gadget. Amirite ladies?
No love for Ariel? Sure, she's got no vag, but the rest of her body is rockin' and she ALWAYS wears that great purple shell bikini top.
If she had a fanny it would smell like a binbag full of old mussels.
But on the upside she has that great hair and that stylin' fork.
C'mon people, Amy Wong from Futurama!
Seafood! And she comes with her own fork.
Hey who is in the market for sperm-covered shoes?
Hello?
Anybody?
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In the latest
HeartlandAmerica catalog. The most worthless shit on Earth.
o look it comes in [COLOR="DarkRed"]brown[/COLOR].
Hey who is in the market for sperm-covered shoes?
Seamen
Her flip flops match her shirt! Way to keep it classy...
After that, SpongeBob will only be fit for cleaning urinals. :vomit:
Her flip flops match her shirt! Way to keep it classy...
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Spongebob's red tie is the worst possible place.
Correction: Spongeblob
Sorry everybody, sorry.
A little gratitude is in order people. Think about what isn't prominently on display--it could have been her Patrick the Starfish. Ok, now try to got your mind's eye to unseen *that*.
Spongebob's red tie is the worst possible place.
What's frightening is how Spongebob's shorts just blend in to her thighs. I actually thought it was a tattoo at first glance.
I say shopped.
What is it? A swimming costume?
Home of the brave indeed!
Merka: Our shafts are smooth and our balls are clean.
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Yeah, sorry Nirv.
Meant to sent my holidays pics to my Mum. Just got the wrong address.
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away
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Unless you're hoping for fronds with benefits.
That--that's just hilarious.
WTF, man?!? There's a pile of shit right there!!
:facepalm:
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Yes, but it's really great shit, Mrs. Kresky.
That's gotta be a punchline?
Firesign Theater. A parody of game shows. Mrs. Kresky chooses what the Emcee had "In this little bag" over door #2. Her shocked reaction, "Why this is a bag of shit..." is met with the punchline.
Can't remember which Firesign Theater it was. I'm guessing it was from "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers"
Interspecies, lesbian, cow orgy...who ain't been there?
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Season one was great. Looking forward to season two.
I think that kitteh is in trouble...
and I just have to say, cows have such lovely eyes. Even the mean ones still have lovely eyes. Not beautiful. Just lovely.
and I just have to say, cows have such lovely eyes. Even the mean ones still have lovely eyes. Not beautiful. Just lovely.
They are and it makes me want to eat them more
Yeah, well pig out while you can because I have reliable information, that
cows have guns. :p:
we are going to need a bigger boat
A little sumpin for the ladies...
...you're welcome.
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A little sumpin for the ladies...
...you're welcome.
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Reminds me of
Mr. AwesomeLooks like it's Aussie, late 1800s, early 1900s. There's a lot of WTFs in this picture.
.. not least the racist undertones.
Grav I don't get your second pic.
What's the WTF of a man on a phone sitting at a table?
It's more what's going on under the table...
See, I'm so pure I don't even look.
WTF?!?!?! Baby's arm holding an orange?!
dude got lightheaded and had to sit down. seems all his blood had rushed to his cock.
I hope to hell that's shopped... cuz that would be a fucking nuisance.
See, I'm so pure I don't even look.
WTF?!?!?! Baby's arm holding an orange?!
baby elepant
I hope to hell that's shopped... cuz that would be a fucking nuisance.
Maybe that's why he looks so bummed. No woman in her right mind would let him near her.
No woman in her right mind would let him near her.
Some of us would like to believe that...:p:
Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run.
Said it before, wil say it again, size is not an accurate measure of quality.
Ortho is right - he might be the most wonderful chap in the world, but he came near me with that weapon... I'd run.
You completely misread the photo. He obviously bought a
summer sausage from the mall Hickory Farms store and the bag broke, so he put it in his pocket.
:grinnylov:joylove::heartpump:notworthy
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So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?
Maybe someone should make a poll. [COLOR="LemonChiffon"]or pole[/COLOR]
If I were a guy I think I'd be slightly terrified ... you might not get it back :eek:
Oh no, I think it could be amazing. I wonder how many propositions she gets. She's probably a lesbian.
Not to be pessimistic, but - someone who spends 20 years doing that probably has her own definition of fun. Probably that IS her fun.
She's probably a lesbian.
Stoppit!!! You're fucking with my tumescence.:mad:
So .... do you guys think you can cope with THAT?
I'd looooooooove to find out!
"I'm an over-moisturised palm away from being toast."
And now for some music.......
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Down here at the pawn shop, you know we always try to erase and factory reset all devices that come into the shop. A PS VITA, that might be sold to a child. I never forget to check the contents of any device that can store images. I've never seen anything downright illegal but some people in the ghetto are having fun.
So that's what a bitch-ass hoe is.
I'd hit it!.......with a Michelin condom... or two
Fuck of a lot of judgement going on here of the woman in that photograph.
You're right. No excuse for it. Sorry.
Fuck of a lot of judgement going on here of the woman in that photograph.
That's only because she is black and presumably from the ghetto and doesn't seem to have the Puritan sexual shame that is so popular in the US.
If she hadn't not dressed like that...
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It reminds me of the vampire tea bag joke/
Re UT's photo, I bought a used phone from eBay, back when the world was more innocent.
It had far more capabilities than my current phone, but I was on a good wage and still had contacts in Carphone Warehouse so that I was able to get a great deal on a tariff if I already had the hardware.
Learning to use my "new" phone, I came across a stash of video clips. This was over ten years ago.
All silly, personal, groups of friends mugging for the camera.
And one download.
A pregnant woman having a shit. Or eating one. Or having someone eat hers. I honestly can't remember now. I have blanked it from my mind. There is worse out there, but I choose whether to watch it or not. Almost always NOT.
This was like finding a dirty mag in the bushes as a little girl. Or the first time I saw a Salvidor Dali painting.
Violated.
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Close? Not even, but, he does appear to have his stroke down.
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Close? So close, but no cigar.
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tha's a fine piece of pillow right there, fine lookin.
Oh, goddamn!!! I. Am. Dying. That's just too damn funny.:lol2:
"it's like a dog porno"
"It's not even about color"
Only mildly NSFW, but plenty of WTF? to make up for that.
Handerpants! Because ... well, why not?
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so you like
whitey tighties?
Here you go man, go crazy.
eta: This store is ... ten minutes from my house. If you see something you like *snortgigglegiggle*, let me know, I'll be your huckleberry.
If they made these in Victoria's Secret styles, Rosie Redpalm would have a whole new appeal.
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WTF? but,
Hooray for Swedish Lesbians!
Puppetry of the Punani!!!!!
WTF is going on in this pic??
Does it have something to do with drones?
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Blimey, Foot.
I don't have an issue with my own labia, but I don't really like to see anyone else's unless I'm turned on. Looks like a mouse's ear.
Is that what that was? I thought some guy's glass eye had come out.
In the country of the blind, the one eyed man gets fucked by Grav!
Wtf ... ow, ow, ow ... noooo .... :eek:
I have to second Sundae's opinion. Plus, all those clips .... ergghh. No.
There is a "making of" video with commentary. Those clips are duct tape. Ouch.
From Control of Conception, Dickinson & Bryant, 1932. Illustration dated 1924.
so you like whitey tighties?
Here you go man, go crazy.
eta: This store is ... ten minutes from my house. If you see something you like *snortgigglegiggle*, let me know, I'll be your huckleberry.
I acknowledge your walk-in store selling handerpants ... and reply with this Japanese vending machine selling sexy underwear for your smartphone.
Sumaato pantsu!
From Control of Conception, Dickinson & Bryant, 1932. Illustration dated 1924.
Wait, wait, WAIT, [SIZE="5"]WAIT!!![/SIZE]
They knew where the clitoris was
in 1924?!?!?!
Why didn't I get that memo? I thought it was discovered in 1987.
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WTF? but,
Hooray for Swedish Lesbians!
It is the evolution of the Vagina Monologs: the Vagina Choir.
well, it certainly was unforgettable.
Nononono.
No explanation, no clicky.
I mean the explanation might be gross and I might look anyway, but it's my choice then.
Imma wait until Sundae looks.
It isn't gross gross, I will leave that to grav.
I didn't like the initial picture, so I'ma not gonna play the video.
Too much vagina action before it even starts.
Something either has to come out or go in from there :headshake
It's a vagina! not a magician's hat!!!
(anyone who wants to PM me with a precis is welcome)
It isn't gross gross, I will leave that to grav.
Hey!I don't know what to say[.]
well, it certainly was unforgettable.
Nononono.
No explanation, no clicky.
I mean the explanation might be gross and I might look anyway, but it's my choice then.
It appears to be a drug mule in training. Or just some more weird Japanese pornish thing. Also, the song "Unforgettable" softly plays in the background. Kinda high-classes the whole (<--see what I did?) episode, if ya ask me.
Bar-fly-to-lady-in-bar: I sure do wish I had a little pussy.
Lady-in-bar-to-bar-fly: So do I, mine's big as a hat.
Sign-makers' priorities:
No feet, no hands, no hair.
But we got the boobies covered so it's good to go.
The mystery beast is attracted to menstrual blood, therefore only persons with developed breasts need be worried?
I think it is a sign on the planet LV223 and warns of this danger!
Hey, kids! Look! It's Mr. Balls!!
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And remember, kids...Always
Honoré de Balzac.
NO FORKING way.
A 70-year-old Canberra man came to an extraordinarily painful fork in the road when he presented to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with a 10cm fork lodged in his penis.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health-fitness/canberra-man-lodges-fork-in-penis/story-fneuzlbd-1226699880200Of course you know he fell on it while he was cleaning the silverware naked.
Hey, kids! Look! It's Mr. Balls!!
Obviously you are referring to the giant walking pair of testes, and not our Shadow Chancellor, Ed Balls.
Hang on...
Of course you know he fell on it while he was cleaning the silverware naked.
It was a one-in-a-million shot, doc.
~Frank Costanza
what's worse are the photos of them removing the damn thing. google it. i'm not a postin' that one. freakin' nasty!
Ya know whut? I'm gonna take philthy's advice.
I've been fighting the urge to call and ask how they know it wasn't consensual...
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I'm giving in to the urge to ask out loud why they named their horse "son".
less wtfnsfw and more
LOLnsfw:
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she just thinks she's miley cyrus!
If you see one like this, RUN.
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*that one* probably does taste like fish
That was too funny. I don't think I'd be able to keep from bursting into laughter if I encountered that in a grocery store - and everyone would be looking at me thinking I was daft.
Is that a Brazilian salmon?
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"Give it to me! Give it!!"
I bet!
It's a doubleheader, too.
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When my eldest son was about five, we helped our best friends move. Stephen found the lady's vibrator, and ran through the assembled group of friends standing in the garage with it held high above his head, making swishing noises and yelling "Spaceship!"
this is an odd thread
Yes, yes it is.
:welcome: to the Cellar Jake!
Started to put this in 'Questionable Headlines', but decided not to take the chance...
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ETA: Wait, are they on the same team? Ball team, I mean.
That editor has a sense of humor.
um what?
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Holy cow. I went and looked it up, because I was hoping he said it maybe back in the 80s, or even the 90s... but no. He said it in January of 2012. At least we can be comforted that he is only a state senator, and only from Tennessee. Probably not the most offensive thing to be said by a politician in that state, anyway.
Why can't people like that ever get a tap on the noggin from a little lead buddy when they appear in public?
Because they are clearly no threat to go any further. That QUOTE is his career's little lead buddy.
Great euphemism, by the way.
No further, he'll just stay there gerrymandering to make sure like minded assholes do go further. :(
I'll just leave this here. Bizarre doesn't even come close...
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Urgh. It's like Aphex Twin on soma.
I won't be scsbfuubscribing.
That might have made sense if I was STONED.
I was...it didn't.
:lol2:
It was funny though...I kept hearing "herp derp derp herp derp"...
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The Christian Science Society of Dixon, Illinois, could not have gotten more literal if they tried — which they supposedly didn't when they constructed a church that looks from a certain angle like a giant phallus, complete with balls and bushy pubes.
Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.
The congregation, which may want to rethink its slogan "rising up," has yet to respond to the controversy surrounding their phallic facade, but they'll be forced to answer for it soon enough.
I won't be scsbfuubscribing.
Ha!
It makes perfect sense to me. Except it's called 'late for meeting' and I don't understand what meeting he, it, that thing, is late for. I mean, the way he farts around of course he's late for stuff. Otherwise, I totally get it. :unsure:
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Magnificent!
...called 'late for meeting' and I don't understand what meeting he, it, that thing, is late for...
His tailor, perhaps?:D
umm :eyebrow:
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Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....
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Dicks on, that is.
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Up front, the "gathering place" looks like any old non-penile structure, but from God's eye view things get a whole lot less pious.
And then when they flush the fire hydrant...
Now that's hot! It reminds me of this old gal I used to meet down behind the barn. The memories of my youth....
Puts me in mind of some ol' girl who drank from the old sewage lagoon.
Have not verified butt' supposedly this is a TSA training "tool"
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Very fitting !
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga home edition.
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Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?
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"Fly the very friendly skies! :eek:
KAN-CHO!
In Taiwan, the practice is called "童子拜觀音" pinyin[5]
In South Korea a similar prank is called "ttongchim"
In New Zealand this is similar to a "Hopoate", named after John Hopoate.
In Scotland the variant is called a "Jobby Jabber", "Jobby" being slang for faeces and jabbing pertaining to the upwards motion.
In Sweden it is referred to as "Dajma" or "Daima".
In Israel a similar prank is called "doresh" which translates to "demand" or "requires". The name refers to the supposed demand of the fingers by the victim's anus.
In America it is called "I'm about to get my ass stomped, and thrown in jail.".
Now, when I learned to do a digital rectal exam, only the index finger was deemed necessary. Are we now more digitized, able to use multiple digits - nay, a fist - in this specialized experience?
:eek2:
?
you can clearly see the thumb of his left hand on the right cheek, so, not a fist.
The doc only used one finger the last time I went up on the rack.
I'm never going back that dentist, I'll tell ya that much.
Hysteria...
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Hysteria...
I wonder if this wasn't a plant by some jeans company. It would make a great commercial in Europe.
haHA!
Because, brands!
And because hypocrisy!
Pretty funny tho. :)
I wonder if this wasn't a plant by some jeans company. It would make a great commercial in Europe.
Colorado Jeans Company
What's the plural of dingus?
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In answer to the question on the mug: there are.
In answer to the question on the mug: there are.
whew!! that makes me feel better
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck?!
Do not, repeat, [SIZE="5"]DO NOT[/SIZE] accept a scarf from this person.
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gravdigr, you screwed up your secret santa gift! did anyone else notice the sculptures of vaginas on the wall?
Scarf
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatthefuck?!
Do not, repeat, [SIZE=5]DO NOT[/SIZE] accept a scarf from this person.
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Scarf? Wouldn't it be more of a muffler?
This isn't about the vulva, it's about sticking yarn up her vagina, for whatever artistic merit or titillation that provides. I suppose there are people who will buy anything??? :eyebrow:
Although frankly her 'art' would have to be classified 'Biohazard', since her menstrual blood is all over/through it.
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Although frankly her 'art' would have to be classified 'Biohazard', since her menstrual blood is all over/through it.
Well, on Star Trek the guys wearing red shirts are used to taking risks.:facepalm:
like a glasspack?
Hah!!! That was funny as hell!:lol2:
In response to the above (not to Grav):
- phones are small, you must have been peeking to see. Don't.
- if said douche is close enough that you let him shower in your apt (nice choice of words) maybe you are making poor choices.
- stop being a bitch. Would be lovely and cool if she was fit?
- shush.
yep. She lost me with that last line.
:lol2: Only another woman could turn that back on the soon-to-be-ex-girlfriend. :lol2:
Sounds like the guy's passive-aggressive move to get out of the new relationship/hookup/whatever.
Nah, you never discard naked pictures, even after the relationship has gone south. Why I've got polaroids of ladies I can't remember the names of.:blush:
perhaps if you'd included her face in the frame it would be easier... not better, necessarily, but easier. :D
No, there's prolly a reason for the no-face...
1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you?
1. Right. Keep them in a folder called 'taxes'.
2. Nice penmanship
3. How do you know that's my ex, and not the last bird I shagged, showered, and left the phone out for?
4. How much do I owe you? Here's $50. Sorry, no tip this time. I had to fake my orgasm cuz you've got the big vagina.
So good you hit it twice :)
Who the fuck knows...Fuckin' 'Straylyuns.
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I'm shocked to see only one, maaaaybe two women in that photo. Are you telling me that exhibitionist tendencies are not gender-equal??
I don't think there are any women in the picture.
No women. Naked men looking at naked men. Go figure.
Naked men looking at statues of naked men dressed in BVDs.
A-Ha.
Nude visitors looks at the laserchrome prints "Shepherd Boy" (L) and "Jason" by Michael Elmgreen and Ingar Dragset at the art exhibition "Nude Men" at Leopold museum in Vienna February 18, 2013. The museum welcomed naked viewers from the public on Monday in an after-hours showing of the exhibition, which has been extended to run until March 4, 2013.
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/the-strangest-photos-of-2013-2013-11?op=1#ixzz2pTq9i9gy
Hmm... You don't think the one with the ponytail is female? Looks like a pretty distinct waist-to-hip ratio to me, no obvious hair on the legs, nicer skin than all the others, gender-neutral Doc Martens, plus the way he/she's standing looks like the guy on the left is his/her partner. The ponytail is on the stringy side for a woman, I'll admit, but I'm still sticking with my original assessment of female.
Austria, Australia...I was close.
They're close, right?
Alrighty, then, enough of that shit...
...get a load of this shit (use the pause button, a lot, it's interesting):
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Mind what thread you're in, NSFW (but not "Rated X" either, just some naughty body parts, extremely briefly)[/COLOR]
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I can't imagine how long it took to piece that together.
You may be right.
On Monday, interest was definitely skewed along gender lines. Irina Wolf smiled as she looked around at the mostly male crowd lining up for tickets.
"I'm at a big advantage here," she said. "Only men around."
While Wolf said she is not someone who regularly strips in public places, the 40-something computer engineer and occasional theater critic, said "I want to see how I relate to such a group."
linkI can't imagine how long it took to piece that together.
All your Sebastian Total are belong to us.
I like the "Heavy Metal" clips. :)
big Heavy Metal fan here. I have a number of years of the magazines in binders somewhere in the basement. And, both movies. I saw the first one on opening night at the Cinerama in Hollywood. Good times, good times.
No fucking clue...
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Just FYI, I've not yet deleted the original, it's like ~5000 x 3500 pixels. It's larger than lifesize...if you need a poster of it.
"larger than lifesize", that's a cheapshot. I still larfed.
big Heavy Metal fan here. I have a number of years of the magazines in binders somewhere in the basement. And, both movies. I saw the first one on opening night at the Cinerama in Hollywood. Good times, good times.
I saw the first movie on opening day in NJ.
Love the Cinerama Dome! I saw "The Ten Commandments" there.
The re-release, not opening day! Lol
Hmm, maybe, maybe not?
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That's a lot of purple!
Maybe that's why he looks so cross.
"Show him your cross!"
"GET THE FUCK OFF OUR CAR!"
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#8 and #10 - :lol:
As long as the guys weight-lift with their penises, this could be a beautiful thing.
We need video of the above, in the interest of internet equality.
neat!
makes it a lot easier for a standing man to spin his partner like a propeller.
... and of course well-tuned muscles of all three parties' parts are a must when attempting a standing spit-roast.
I always wondered if this ever happened...
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Hahahahahahah. Oh Dear. Oh deary deary me.
Who took that picture of me?
I did.
And flicked my bean too.
I'm geeky enough to like the idea of tasting Uranus.
But body temp Margaritas? Now that is bad taste.
Please tell me this one of those perspective things...
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Condoms, Vaseline, and a cucumber...
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...someone has a big night planned!
Vaseline and condoms are a bad match.
Water-based lube only, please.
I was thinking the same thing, but then figured that there's no harm in a condom on a cucumber breaking.
Depends on the condom. Polyurethane and lambskin condoms are not adversely affected by oil based lubricants.
Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?
Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...
I think I think too much.
Jean Condom represented France at Rugby Union.
When he was on tour he wrote French letters home.:)
Carruthers, it's time for your nap.
Carruthers, it's time for your nap.
Point taken, Bruce. Good night!
Yebbut, Trojans?
Aren't they just the average type condom you get in cinema or service station toilets?
Glatt, I figured the cucumber was foreplay...
I think I think too much.
Sure.
Trojans polyurethane condoms.
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Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....
Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?
No? It was a surprise to me as well.
:condom::condom::condom:
Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.
I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.
Threads such as this aren't, shall we say, my 'natural habitat' but now I'm here I might as well continue, so.....
Are fellow Dwellars aware that there is a 'condom' emoticon?
No? It was a surprise to me as well.
:condom::condom::condom:
Under what circumstances it would normally be used can only be speculated upon.
I'm sure someone will come up with an answer.
Obviously, just before you use this one :doit:
Thanks, limey!
I knew that someone would come up with the answer.;)
Trojans polyurethane condoms.
Cheers, V.
I doubt I'll ever have the need for them, but all information is stored away in case of future use.
:lol:
I'd say that you just made my night, but that might be misconstrued ...
Of course, we female beings don't have this issue; we can afford to be amused.
Usually do get to clean it up, though. Gesunheit.
You mean that YOU guys clean it up, right? :eyebrow:
Reminds me of the guy that sneezed into his trombone.
Someone annoys you just ship them a
big cardboard dick.
Bat balls, anyone?
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"The testicles of the Egyptian fruit bat can constitute up to 2.5 percent of its body weight -- heavier than its brain.
Oh, crikey! Bat porn.
The size of the womb broom on him!
Not so much WTF, but secksually aaawwwwkward.
:eyeroll:
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Who was it what made wee in the liquor store?
Are you related to this woman?
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Here's a picture of a gay man, not that there's anything wrong with that...
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...or, he might just be a dufus.
"You want to trade what?"
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Is that your shoe or are you just happy to see me? ;)
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It's art, muthafucka,
Huffington says so.
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Aren't ya glad ya don't make that noise when ya pop a chubb?
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Aren't ya glad ya don't make that noise when ya pop a chubb?
[Size=1]ETA: Made myself laugh...Poppa Chubb - sounds like a Southern white rapper...[/Size]
Sounds like a great band name: Poppa Chubb.
Fergit the noise, I have to deal with the half-popped or full-popped chubb regularly; just part of the job. ;)
when can we expect a salacious tell all thread from you, "tales from the chub hub"?
Chuuuuuauuubbb hub!
Is that the site that facilitates people selling unwanted chubbies?
Sounds like a great band name: Poppa Chubb.
Fergit the noise, I have to deal with the half-popped or full-popped chubb regularly; just part of the job. ;)
Welcome back hon.
Those are some expensive tears.
Are they suggesting that gay men can't do maths?
Are you suggesting only gay men groom? :p:
If the leather cap fits...
Are they suggesting that gay men can't do maths?
They don't have time for maths.
They're much too busy being
faaaab-u-lous!!
:p:
I'll never hear Johnny Manziel's name again without hearing 'Johnny Manzilian'.
Parking this here to link to from another thread.
Nothing to see, move along, move along.
That probably belongs to a woman (I hope it's a woman) who loves her horsecock.
Humping dog tattoo.
Is cultural.
From my 9th floor apt. in downtown Los Angeles on Saturday:
Ah ya they did that in Chicago too I never got a close look but a naked woman not too odd but what do the guys do with their ummmmmm... parts to keep them out of the way? :eyebrow:
From my 9th floor apt. in downtown Los Angeles on Saturday:
Truly awesome photo...:right:
...what do the guys do with their ummmmmm... parts to keep them out of the way? :eyebrow:
Out of the way of what?
Ok, they're riding, naked, with a bunch of other naked people on bikes...so, gay, or straight, at least one part is, or, should be, up, and 'out of the way'...and then ya just balance/hang the dangly bits across the top tube.
Truly awesome photo...:right:
Hehehe! You should see the pics enlarged. lol
From my 9th floor apt. in downtown Los Angeles on Saturday:
What the hell were you doing up there.:eek:
What the hell were you doing up there.:eek:
Looking. :-)
Some of those people gave new meaning to the term "handlebar mustache". :eek:
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:lol2:
Maybe a dog owner can explain the dog's expression to me.
He said I could go first this time.
The dog's expression for Wish my bitch could do that.
Sheldon sent me a pair of pants.
Here's what they worship over at that church. You know the one...
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Nine minutes of fairly good entertainment.
Featuring the voice of the lovely Nick Offerman.
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Welllll fuck.
:3_eyes:
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Wonder how long the battery lasted?
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She was diagnosed with vesicovaginal fistula - a condition allowing urine to flow into the vagina
Festival of beer
*blinks*
I think I know
this chick...<---3 second .gif
I know this doesn't really belong is NSFW, but a quick glance could give the wrong impression. ;)
I don't know where this is, South America, Europe, California? Where ever the hell it is I think they should find a new uniform designer.
What the hell. The design was done on purpose.
'This', as Sherlock Holmes might have said, 'is a three pipe problem, Watson'.
Anyway, it appears to be the Colombian team at the
Giro della Toscana cycle race in Italy.
I wonder what the view from behind was like? Judging by the smile on the face of the chap at the right, quite, er..... scenic.;)
The midsection design, with its projection up the side, appears to vaguely resemble the outline to a map of Colombia (rotated just a bit):
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I know this doesn't really belong is NSFW, but a quick glance could give the wrong impression. ;)
Had the same pic ready for [Strike]fapping[/Strike] posting.
Great [Strike]hands[/Strike] minds think alike.
If those photos were stolen and leaked without her permission then i dont want to see them on this site.
If those photos were stolen and leaked without her permission then i dont want to see them on this site.
Amen. Thanks glatt.
Uh--who is her? I didn't see nothing or nobody.
Spam from a malicious website.
The midsection design, with its projection up the side, appears to vaguely resemble the outline to a map of Colombia (rotated just a bit):
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Next the Ozzies will have uniforms with maps of Tassie on them.
The midsection design, with its projection up the side, appears to vaguely resemble the outline to a map of Colombia (rotated just a bit):
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Try as I might, I can't find any places called Regional Tension, Terrain or A Dot.
Perhaps I have an old atlas.
:confused:
Perhaps it's from the same cartographer as this ...
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Hahahah
I-Ran, He-ran, She-ran
hahahahaahaha.
Perhaps it's from the same cartographer as this ...
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stooges?
edit: oh yeah.. says it right in the corner thar
WTF?!
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Wow.
Mr Pickles...
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Well, that was...certainly-uh...uh...yeah.
I try to have respect for other cultures and their traditions, but that's just idiotic. Who was the first moron to show off to his friends by jabbing a rod through his cheek? And why did his friends think it was something to emulate? And how did it turn into the jabbing shit through your face festival?
So, these people believe in mutilating their bodies to rid of evil spirits? If they believe these "mah song" are possessed by a god, then what evil spirit is there inside to get rid of? Anyways, I couldn't look at all the pictures. :greenface
I've always said vegetarians are crazy. :p:
Can you feel the en-dor-phins...
I try to have respect for other cultures and their traditions, but that's just idiotic. Who was the first moron to show off to his friends by jabbing a rod through his cheek? And why did his friends think it was something to emulate? And how did it turn into the jabbing shit through your face festival?
So, these people believe in mutilating their bodies to rid of evil spirits? If they believe these "mah song" are possessed by a god, then what evil spirit is there inside to get rid of? Anyways, I couldn't look at all the pictures. :greenface
Should we count the foreskins in this room? It is dumb but all cultures have dumb.
Should we count the foreskins in this room?
Oh my God, I just had this mental image of the Tootsie Pop owl counting, "Ah-whunn... Ah-twhooo... Ah-thrree..."
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In days of old, when Knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented
They'd tie a sock around their cock, and babies were prevented.
I think that there is photographic proof.
Oh my God, I just had this mental image of the Tootsie Pop owl counting, "Ah-whunn... Ah-twhooo... Ah-thrree..."
Thank you for stopping right there.
What the everloving fuck?
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There is something really wrong with this.
I mean, I like ya. But...what?
I know.
I mean who can work out the Paleo diet but not the fucking photocopier?
All kinds of wrongness right there.
I think it's supposed to be a statement on how women are viewed in the workplace? Satire, surely.
I think I knew.
Profanic satire though. Like y'know, satfuck.
Gravdigr, that's priceless. You are by far my favorite contributor to this thread. Weird-O.
Maggie sucks at satire.
^That.
"You Have To Fucking Eat", with Bryan Cranston goodness.
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All he's gonna be thinkin is "I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years.".
The Grapefruit Technique
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I don't really need to hear that sound she makes.
I might like feeling it, but, mute the sloppy Roto-Rooter sound fx. Kinda pulps my wood, if you're picking up what I'm laying down...
Also,
grapefruit juice in the peehole!!!:shock:
Ha! to You have to fucking eat! Cranston is awesome.
The British version is narrated by Stephen Fry. Funny in a different way.
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Dear God in Heaven, I laughed. And I laughed. And I fucking laughed.
And then, I laughed some more.
You see, I know a
few guys
just like these silly sons o' bitches.
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
A guy named John has caught himself in his zipper. At the local pub. In Ireland. Fook me, 'tis foony!
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Best fookin' Sunday ever!
Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:
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The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!
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That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.
Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?
That is just....fucked up.
Started to put this in the 'Commercials' thread, but, thought better of it:
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Reminds me of
The Penetrator! It's a special weapon in Saint's Row 4 that behaves like a giant jelly dildo with a handle.
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The Atomic Titty Twister strikes again!
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That'll give ya a Purple Nurple fer sure.
Ladies, does it hurt when ya do that?
I am 37% sure that has to be photoshop. Please.
I am 37% sure that has to be photoshop. Please.
63% chance it's knot. Lol
Suddenly,
echidna penis!!! No one expects
echidna penis!
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Look at that smirk on his fucking face. You just know he's sayin' "See anything ya like, ladies?", or "Yeeeaaah, lookit
dat!".
Is it just me, or, is that penis, like
huge for his body size?
Maybe that's why they evolved such big hands....
Have you seen the Play-Doh toy that everybody's losing their shit over? They're saying it's inappropriate. They're saying it's phallic. Play-Doh is even recalling it. I say...
Justified.
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More like Play-Whoa!
Speaking of losing one's shit...
I saw this for sale at Safeway tonight. I didn't buy is since I already had a cart full of food (that I would myself poop out soon enough, who needs a toy for that???)
*** I POOP CANDY*** wtf??
I give you the Zoo Pooper!
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Pass. <---See what I did?
Speaking of losing one's shit...
I saw this for sale at Safeway tonight. I didn't buy is since I already had a cart full of food (that I would myself poop out soon enough, who needs a toy for that???)
*** I POOP CANDY*** wtf??
I give you the Zoo Pooper!
Yeah, I got a moose and a sheep. :haha:
You're welcome, ladies.
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Caldoons?
Tennessee plates on the truck.
Not WTF but it's NSFW, says so right on it, and I don't want to listen to the whining.
no need to listen if you can't hear, eh?
no need to listen if you can't hear, eh?
You've met my Dad then?
Before Fatty Arbuckle spoiled it, movies were worth hitching up the team and driving to town. :whip:
Why did they put a strap around that rabbit's neck ?
Why did they put a strap around that rabbit's neck ?
Propriety.
That is one fucked up rabbit.
Looks more like a tarred Rat Fink.
Propriety.
I read that as "property" originally. Hey, it worked.
If I've posted this already, apologies.
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Outstanding.
Lips dick.
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that's funny! I wonder what shade Twil prefers....
flesh colored one expects
well, that's definitely *my* preference, but it still doesn't help me narrow the choices from the picture above. :p:
just pick the color that you like to wear
...by the end of the night
:lol2:
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You shaved your legs early this spring. :haha:
He's a shapelier man than I imagined.
[Size=1]Not that I sit around imagining such things.[/Size]
:unsure:
Is there a corresponding diagram on the back of the garment as well?
And what happens if you put it on back to front?
I think we should be told.
I think we should be shown.
It's given us a chuckle.
A case of cervix with a smile. ;)
cervix with a smile. ;)
:lol2:
Is there a corresponding diagram on the back of the garment as well?
I personally would be disappointed if there weren't.
Want to be rich and famous? Money for nothing and chicks for free?
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Well. That was disappointing.
[Size=1]No. That's not what she said.[/Size]
Sorry, had to put it in a NSFW thread.
But the concept is ripe for the Discovery channel, maybe hold the contest in conjunction with the Iditarod... Pussies and Puppies, or Husky fuckers. ;)
Minivan??!?!
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Also, this:
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April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. So, if you haven't lately, get thee to a men's room, your bedroom, the board room if you're so inclined, but hie somewhere and fondle yourself, manipulate your sack, juggle your balls...If not for yourself, do it for the ones you love, YOUR BALLS!!!
Or, if you've already did it, or are a woman, enjoy this video of people fondling a fake scrotum while blindfolded on the street:
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CHECK YOUR BALLS!!!
:doit: at least for the testicular cancer self-exam.
Here's how.Here's how.
From V's link:
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Ball Checker...sounds like some new social media thing.
OK but I don't see how it's gonna help.
No, no, no...That's a checkered ball.
Close though.
What. In. The. Ever-Loving. Fuck???
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I want to find out if this place is a) for real, and, b) in America...
...but there is no way in hell I'm Googling the name of this place. Not on my computer.
ETA: You can see the word 'banco' in the window reflection, so, prolly not Murka.
you crack me up Grav, "not on my computer!!", fo sho.
also, what the fucking fuck?
Oh, those wacky (or sick) Ecuadorans...
My guess is that there is a clothing/store brand called Sweet and Sexy - and this is the kids' branch.
My guess is the Chinese restaurant ran out of chicken (and cat)
know why there are so many pedophiles in Ecuador?
all those sexy kids, silly
^^^Boo. Hiss, boo.^^^
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This guy, reading "50 Shades"...
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:lol2:
...And after that, he took a bath:
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Ewwwww!
(I mean the hobbit foot on the right and side)
Must've been sitting on the Group W bench while waiting for the plate...
Dad whutnow?!
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Heheheh. The equivalent of motherfucker.
Oooooooh, daydreamer...Now I get it.
I can't even...
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Lord save us and keep us.
That's beyond weird. :eek:
Hang on .....are those young children crawling over the puppet with the talking genitals?
Hang on .....are those young children crawling over the puppet with the talking genitals?
Yes! The lucky ones will only have nightmares. The unlucky ones will be scarred for life.
On the other hand, whilst they were confronted with childbirth, at least they were spared the spectacle of conception.
Never mind them! I think I'M going to have nightmares! :eek:
Sent by thought transference
Predicting the lawsuit in 3...2...
There are all kinds of insensitivities displayed in this vid, but, it's still teh funneh:
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gawd.
Pretty fucking funny.
You can't, but *I* can!
It's a
Femskin!Jesus Pam, that's just creepy. Is it fake it till you make it, or for weekend warriors who want to remain incognito during business hours?
How the hell do they get into a seamless thingy. And going out in the Sun would be suicide. :facepalm:
Jesus Pam, that's just creepy.
That get-up is god
damn creepy.
I have never heard of a transwoman using one of these. The Texas sun would guarantee a slow death by dehydration.
The only people that I have ever seen in these suits are the rubber doll crowd at fetish conventions.
Youtube has plenty of drag queens giving tips on creating a feminine appearance without shelling out big bux for a latex suit.
And yes, I think it's a bit creepy too. I'm just waiting for the porn starlet replica versions to come out like they have for, ahem, marital aids.
And they even have a "cherry popper" version of that suit! <shiver>
I don't know anything about them beyond what we've seen and talked about here and at the company link. Hearing you talk about the ridiculous prospect of wearing it around the pool and suffering is a relieving reality check. I don't care about the kink one way or another, but it does look impossibly uncomfortable, and not in the good way. urgh.
Looks like sumpin' you'd buy at a store called "Gimps R Us"!
I keep thinking of Buffalo Bill and his suit in "Silence of the Lambs"...
Well at least it explains Paris Hilton...
Well at least it explains Paris Hilton...
As which one?
Any you Philadelphiacs know a guy with a train room?
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:lol2:
I wonder what the chances are of living to tell the tale? :eek::eek::eek:
Not gay. Right. Of course not. You just like touching another man and watching him JO.
What part of being attracted to other men sexually are you drawing the line at?!
Still, I adore the fact he wants his partner to be a careful crab-meat eating monster.
Don't break the trains! I can explain away the jizz, but don't break them!
Plus, who wouldn't want to jo with that guy? I mean, look at him.
Just look at him.
Also, j'ing o together? What, are we racing, or something?
Will synchronized stroking ever be an Olympic event? Winter or summer?
"Dad, why is my train wet and broken?"
Different strokes, etc.
:lol2: For the win!!
:notworthy
And now, for something completely different [COLOR="Silver"]from jerking off onto a model train[/COLOR]:
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I've been called dickweed, I've been called dillhole...I thought it was a joke...
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This guy in Cincinnati, Forest T-Rex Thomer, comedian and human puppet, painted this car to promote his book. Of course he got busted, but the judge said first amendment, and sent him on his way.
Go to Amazon and read the first paragraph of his "book". It's a literary masterpiece.
It's kind of a nice start to it.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
STOPPIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Too funny. My sides hurt!
Well you really can't until the UPS man shows up. :haha:
Interesting Mother's Day idea. Maybe Ali can start making these??
A birthday cake, I get it. No, thanks, I don't want a piece with icing.
It certainly doesn't look appetizing, unlike the real thing. :blush:
I can't even start with how many shades of wrong that is.
As a woman I am not ashamed of my own bits, but I don't want to think about my mother's. In the same way I wouldn't eat a lollipop modelled on my Dad's dick.
I'm not Outraged of Otley - it made me laugh.
But only in a horrified way.
Bio-engineered vaginas grown with patients' own cells.
Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome is a genetic condition in which girls are born either without a vagina, or with one that's underdeveloped. While there are ways of addressing the situation, they're not without their drawbacks. Now, however, four young women have shown great success with implanted vaginal organs that were grown from their own cells.
These four tests were done with young women as subjects, and they've reported success. I wonder if there's any application for MtF transgender subjects.
I'm wondering when a living reproduction of Jenna Jameson's twitchet will be available for purchase...
I picked her(s) because I figure she'll be the first to jump on this new bandwagon.
I also predict this will be the fastest advancing medical trial in history. Or, should be.
Hurrah for bio-engineered vaginas!!:cheerldr::cheerldr::cheerldr:
Whoever came up with this, may God bless, and keep them.
Jenna Jameson? Couldn't you think of one with less mileage? You know, something tighter for us little guys. :o
No they start out new when grown in the lab!
And then they're aged, like Scotch.
Only fortunate timing prevented explosive coffee ejection from nose there T.
I'm just waiting on someone to construct the 12-year-old joke. I know there's a joke there. Come on people.
Squaring numbers are just like women: if they're under 13, just do them in your head.
Does that help?
Funny, but no. Turns out I have a *round peg*.
Scotch is very often aged for 12 years
Jenna Jameson? Couldn't you think of one with less mileage? You know, something tighter for us little guys. :o
I picked her(s) because I figure she'll be the first to jump on this new bandwagon.
I'm just waiting on someone to construct the 12-year-old joke. I know there's a joke there. Come on people.
Scotch is very often aged for 12 years
I think this is the one you're lookin' fer:
I like my women like I like my scotch, 12 years old, and mixed up with coke.
that's not funny, that's just a waste of good c/Coke.
Found whilst GoogleImageSearching for 'camel mouth':
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Rule 34. I guess? Camel pron?
That is some real sick shit.
"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful."
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"This one time, at band camp, I had my arm around this good looking girl with great tits...It was awful."
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I'm sure that there's something in my copy of Debrett's Etiquette on how to deal with that particularly awkward social situation.
I think it's in the same chapter that covers the correct form of address when being introduced to an Archbishop.
Then again...
Wrestlemania 69!
Clash of the Titans!
Sunday on pay per view
Debrett's Etiquette vs The Internet
:lol2:
I'm sure that there's something in my copy of Debrett's Etiquette on how to deal with that particularly awkward social situation.
I bet it involves both hands and big, stupid grin...and, maybe a motorboat.
;)
Defiantly Motorboat. When presented a rack like that, Motorboating is a must.
COOOOOCCCKKKK!!!!
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Do ya suppose that's Blaze Starr in the pic?
Come on Kids, let's play Garden of Eden with Pastor Bob. These 2 apples are still too green, but this little apple is oh-so sweet.
What happens in the Autumn? :eek:
What happens in the Autumn? :eek:
The girls go into therapy.
What happens in the Autumn? :eek:
Every one learns about tossing salad.
I'm sure he will look back fondly on his salad days.
I guess someone ordered the Cobb salad.
Who puts lettuce on a hot dog?
Ooooh...He put spinach on his whosiwahtsit, thinking it would do for him what it did for Popeye's forearms...
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To explain what you are looking at:
This is Japanese VR-purposed PoV erotic toy-car highway play.
I don't know how one goes about explaining this fetish to a partner... but the faact is, someone somewhere out there has this incredibly specific fetish. I LOVE HUMANITY.
traceur - The Japanese do have some unique fetishes. I came across this pic. How in the hell am I supposed to jerk off to it? I don't even know what it is?
Regarding post #4600:
I realize how weird it is for me to say, but...
...that's a little weird.
Regarding post #4602:
That's actually a video still image. I think I may have posted the video here on the Cellar a couple years ago. You should look for that. It's...impressively weird. If I happen to find the post here, or the vid on the net, I'll post it for ya.
How in the hell am I supposed to jerk off to it?
Well, there
is a particularly attractive young Japanese lady
right there...:jagoff:
[size=1]Be right back...[/size];)
Maybe the video will be more erotic. I think the fuzzy yellow sperm guy is going to swim through the tube to her belly button. I've never been into alvinolagnia, but if I was I would like it pleasingly plump.
If I get this right, the box is a giant rectum connected to her digestive system so that Big Bird will be able to anally screw her with his entire body, in order to.. Find Lemmiwinks?
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Look, the other guy is giving diving instructions.... And she has the biggest "You are going to do what?!!!!" look on her face ever... It all makes sense.
re post 4600
I think you're all over thinking it.
It's about racing cars. Race cars. There are uncountable instances of hot cars and hot girls together, this is no different.
When I was a kid I had slot cars. These cars are a bit bigger, and they run IN the slot, not just a little rudder at the front of the car, but they're the same. I let the youtubes run past the end of the one you posted and there are *lots* more of the same kind of cars on the same kind of track. And they're being raced by little boys, they look... maybe ten years old? The girl in post 4600 is definitely not ten years old, and that track is a lot simpler, but the basic premise is the same. I'm not seeing some super specific fetish. And I have a pretty good imagination.
traceur - I don't know. Gravdigr never posted the video explaining this.
BigV - Is the slot in the track symbolic of her vagina?? There has to be something to this of erotic content. Otherwise, what is the point of life?
It's japan, the point is inscrutable. :haha:
Hmmm wouldn't it make more sense if the roads represented something masculine and the cars feminine?
I mean, vehicles in generally are usually treated as feminine, in some languages even literally (my own included), probably because it's something you go into. A road on the other hand is something long usually straight but sometimes curvy that you can be on... and I have it on good authority that in the alternative universe where matriarchy won history, female samurai have written fantastic poetry to geish[a] men while applying that.
There is no explaining Japanese pornographic cinema.
Speaking of pornographic cinema, just ran across this:
"Ask A Porn Star: What was your grossest on set experience?" [COLOR="DarkRed"]***NSFW Language*** Not safe at all.[/COLOR]:headshake
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I'ma not gonna tell you about the time when I was in my late teens and didn't realise I had a marshmallow forgotten in my nonnie. The smell?! Could strip paint.
No blood, and it wasn't long before I realised something was up - if you get what I mean. What can I say? I was at a music festival, and camping leads to a relaxation of general hygiene.
Oh wait, I said I wasn't going to tell you...
Still, I never let anyone talk me into that 9 1/2 Weeks stuff again.
Regarding post #4602:
That's actually a video still image. I think I may have posted the video here on the Cellar a couple years ago. You should look for that. It's...impressively weird. If I happen to find the post here, or the vid on the net, I'll post it for ya.
Ladies and gentlemen (and by "ladies and gentlemen", I mean [strike]Pam[/strike] (don't know how I got Pam mixed up in this) Traceur and Big Sarge:D) of Teh Cellar, I present to you "Funky Forest, go for a drink":
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I told you that shit was weird.
While we're weird:
Funky Forest, after school:
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So, there I am, watching a little morning porn, minding my own bidniz, when I have to answer the phone. I hit pause, get the phone (No, I do
not want to lower my credit card interest rate, thanks for asking), come back to the porn and there's this ad.
Specifically,
this ad:
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Wait, whaaaaa??
Sasha Grey [COLOR="DarkRed"](<---NSFW LINK)[/COLOR] is gonna be here to blow me
in ten minutes??? I gotta get a shower, PRONTO!!!
But, did I
click on that ad? You're goddamn right I clicked on it (pay hook-up site, ftr). I mean, I was pretty sure Sasha Grey wasn't reeeeally gonna show up and gargle my dangly bits. But, back there, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there, in the very backest of the back of my mind, I thought..."Maybe.".
It's been several hours now, and Ms. Grey has not shown up yet, not
in the flesh, anyway.
Ahh, the wonders of internet porn...
Gee, I didn't know she was your neighbor, can you get me her autograph? :p:
This woman is just too fucking fat to be a model.
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I mean, look at her.
Just look at her. She's hideous.
Fucking idiots.
LinkChrist on a bike, and this is the same industry that claims it is seriously tackling the problem of eating disorders amongst models (and their role in fostering poor body image in everybody else!). Everybody gets excited because a few "plus size" models manage to build a career in the industry, meanwhile girls who are already if not dangerously underweight, then certainly bordering on it, are essentially forced to chase after a starvation build.
Which is the chicken and which is the egg here?
I think the girl is pretty, she's thin, but pretty. There's no fucking way she's "too big". And anybody that's sending that message is simply wrong. "The Media" (whatever) says a lot of shit, and much of it is found in advertising--ALL KINDS of advertising. Making positive associations between a given image and a given product is what they're all about. Regardless of the efficacy of the product, or the truthfulness of a given claim.
Now I'm not a young girl, but I wouldn't be swayed by someone who suggested that a young woman with the figure of the gal in the video was "too big". I reckon there are those that might be influenced that way, but the fact of the matter is such a claim is simply untrue, and can be safely ignored.
Of course, if the people hiring her all believe it, ignoring them could mean not getting work from those people. That might be a problem. But there are lots of problems like that in the world. I'm not the right body type to play professional football. I know that. The NFL would know know that in about two seconds if they ever cared to look at me. I think some of those guys are extremely fit and quite good looking, just as that young woman is, in her way. But the image and self image of the person is not the same thing as being suitable for a given job.
How does she look? She looks great. How well suited for a given modeling career/agency/campaign is she? That's not up to me. I hope she can tell the difference.
Ofcourse she's too big, she's holding an ipad like it's an iphone in front o a 3.5m tall closet. If you notice carefully, she clearly has very poor eye sight which is why she needs those giant books on that specially designed bookshelf you see in the corner, probably why she is not very good at measuring sizes*.
*. That's what he said.
She's not being told she's fat. She's being told her body is the wrong size/ shape to fit the sample clothes designers use. She's worked in the industry for five years, she knows what it's like. Tall girls don't get to be ballerinas, girls blessed by the titty fairy don't get to walk the runway, girls with a bit of booty and hips don't fit into size 2 dresses.
Yes, the fashion industry is ridiculous. But if you choose to work in it you play by their rules. And if you choose to wear clothes which look their best when modelled by tall young girls with androgynous body shapes then you're supporting that.
Looking the way she does, she'll get plenty of other opportunities.
Oh yes, Hakuna your Tatas. Brilliant! :notworthy
That rivals, Tickle your ass with a feather.
I really wanted to post this for Gravdigr in the cool weapons thread but I was afraid it might be too risque for folks at work
Posted that somewhere here a few years ago...
Posted that somewhere here a few years ago...
Dang it. I'll just have to try harder
Dear Big Sarge, aka, Avis:
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BigV - I am by far the King of Crazyville. lol.
Tell Baby I said "Hello.".
[size=1]Actually, don't.[/size]
WW II pic titled 'nakedgunner':
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You're welcome ladies.:jig:
I like it. But his back is kind of weirdly... grimy? Sweaty? What is that?
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/naked-gunner-rescue-rabaul-1944/
This young crewman of a US Navy “Dumbo” PBY rescue mission has just jumped into the water of Rabaul Harbor to rescue a badly burned Marine pilot who was shot down while bombing the Japanese-held fortress of Rabaul. Since Japanese coastal defense guns were firing at the plane while it was in the water during take-off, this brave young man, after rescuing the pilot, manned his position as machine gunner without taking time to put on his clothes. A hero photographed right after he’d completed his heroic act. Naked.
The "blister" toward the back of the plane is his position
http://legendsintheirowntime.com/PBY/PBY_Av_4203_p177_W.png Nice find, Feet! Thanks for the backstory.
Strange, history records the photographer and the pilot who was shot down, but not the name of the naked gunner who had rescued the pilot.
"PBY Air Sea rescue plane picks up Lt. Robert A. Schaeffer, badly burned USMC F-4-U pilot of Dayton Ohio, shot down in St. Georges Channel near Rabaul. Gunner who helped bring in pilot is back at station." April 1944: St. Georges Channel; Horace Bristol; 80-G-473978."
So, it's a sea rescue plane, which means pretty much every rescue includes jumping in the water. They didn't see fit to issue him appropriate water clothes, I can accept that--the military had other things to spend its money on, for one thing, and guys swimming naked wasn't a huge deal then, to the point that wearing some kind of swimsuit might have even seemed feminine in its modesty. But the Pacific Ocean is cold, that had to interfere with the rescuer's muscles upon being plunged in. And I would imagine that since time was of the essence, guys like this were probably just hanging out naked for most of the flight out there, waiting for the moment the downed plane was spotted to jump in. I wonder if this sort of thing happened all the time.
At least give him a jockstrap for hitting the water. After he was in that cold Pacific it would be moot. :haha:
Since they were being shot at, before, during, and after the rescue, I would imagine that time was of the essence.
So, it's a sea rescue plane, which means pretty much every rescue includes jumping in the water. They didn't see fit to issue him appropriate water clothes, I can accept that--the military had other things to spend its money on, for one thing, and guys swimming naked wasn't a huge deal then, to the point that wearing some kind of swimsuit might have even seemed feminine in its modesty. But the Pacific Ocean is cold, that had to interfere with the rescuer's muscles upon being plunged in. And I would imagine that since time was of the essence, guys like this were probably just hanging out naked for most of the flight out there, waiting for the moment the downed plane was spotted to jump in. I wonder if this sort of thing happened all the time.
That's why god invented adrenalin.
Also I'm pretty sure the gunner isn't intended to jump from his gun into the water as SOP. Probably he saw what needed to be done and leapt in.
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Go grandma!
In "missed connections", on CraigsList:
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And *this* is why I love football.
Dr Seuss grew up in the same place as Timothy Leary.
Whos from Whoville don't have nipples?
:speechls:
Can't join the plumbers union either.;)
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:speechls:
Good ol Larry Flynt, the most provocative fucker ever to walk or ride the planet.
Why were those pages stuck together? :eyebrow:
♬ ♪ It's alright, babies come in bags ... ♫
[COLOR="Gray"](Eurythmics)[/COLOR]
Otherwise the stork couldn't carry them.
In the beak, clear air turbulence, gulp, a crib full of stork poop. :thepain3:
Heheh...I knew there was something about this Pope I liked...:jig:
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I really needed that laugh.
My eyes leaked.
A review apparently penned by the former Prime Minister of the Netherlands.
Looks like Karla was a woman with a plan:
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All she lacked was a sammich.
Not sure if i should have bought Lego for the kids?
Dropped on US troops by Jap aircraft.
"What did you do in the war, Grandma?"
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.
I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.
I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.
I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.
I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.
Thanks for the head's up. I don't even intend to get as far the headline now :yelsick:
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.
I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.
I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.
That's a new low in self-cannibalism. Worse than eating your boogers or dining on your placenta. I hope she warns her dinner guests.
I expect she will tell them after.
Oh dear God, can you imagine?
Oh no. No. No, I got the headline and clicked that fucker right off.
I genuinely don't want to know why she would do that. Frankly, I am a little miffed I know she did it at all.
I just...I don't even. Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.
I had the same *initial* reaction. But I didn't respond the same way, I let it load, and read the article. There's nothing gross to see. The idea might squick you out, if so, stay away. But if you can manage it the article is pretty good.
Recommended.
Damn right the idea squicks me out.
I still don't want to know.
On an intellectual level I can't say what is wrong with what she is doing. Bacteria is bacteria and it's all killed off anyway. But on a human level I know exactly what's wrong with it. It's fucking disgusting. There is something wrong with her.
Several people have made beer with it, too. I don't want any though, because it's squicky... like haggis. :p:
It's not the yeast we normally make bread or sourdough with, though. It's Candida albicans (unless she has some really exotic variety), a yeast that isn't benign. Our immune systems keep it in check unless we're immunocompromised, in which case it gives us all sorts of trouble.
There's everything wrong with what she is doing. What will she bake next, a chocolate cake made with Clostridium difficile from her most recent episode of the squirts? Fucking disgusting is right.
:headshake I still don't want to know.
It's not the yeast we normally make bread or sourdough with, though. It's Candida albicans.
So I know some bacteria (like with botulism) produce toxins and even if you cook them and kill all the bacteria, the toxins still remain. Is the Canada Albania bacteria like that? If not, how can eating a dead bacteria harm you?
Understand that I in no way support what she is doing and I think it's disgusting.
So I know some bacteria (like with botulism) produce toxins and even if you cook them and kill all the bacteria, the toxins still remain. Is the Canada Albania bacteria like that? If not, how can eating a dead bacteria harm you?
Understand that I in no way support what she is doing and I think it's disgusting.
*snort*
I would eat placenta. It's healthy, although I can understand why people would be squeamish about it.
But I would no more eat something from someone's infected vag than I would eat something made with their phlegm.
It doesn't make sense to me.
Understand that I in no way support what she is doing and I think it's disgusting.
But you'll cut out the middle bread in a heartbeat. :haha:
So I know some bacteria (like with botulism) produce toxins and even if you cook them and kill all the bacteria, the toxins still remain. Is the Canada Albania bacteria like that? If not, how can eating a dead bacteria harm you?
Understand that I in no way support what she is doing and I think it's disgusting.
No, Candida albicans doesn't make a heat-stable toxin like E. coli 0157H7 or Staph aureus, etc.
The questions in my mind re harm would be
a)whether our guts entirely destroy the dead organism or whether a few cells make it through the gut wall - not necessarily to actively infect, but to cause an immune response that could go awry;
b) whether bits of the dead bacterial/yeast DNA could get incorporated into my own normally benign flora with bad results;
c) depending on the organism, it only takes a few cells to infect and cause disease - Shigella needs fewer than 10. So a few hardy survivors (or uncooked/live tag-alongs from a surface or utensil) could cause disease, given that she's starting with a pathological organism.
Our immune systems deal with pathogenic organisms constantly, but deliberately presenting our bodies with huge loads of them doesn't make sense. The author says that people have Campylbacter in their kitchens already (only if you prepare poultry) and stick their filthy hands constantly into food prep (apparently she has no concept of hand-washing, and sticks her hands into more than just bread dough. I hope all of her friends read her blog and plan accordingly when it comes to her serving
any type of food to them). Neither of those debatable claims addresses the issues with her project. So she then accuses dissenters of being vag-phobic and misogynistic.
She started with a question (Gee, I wonder if C albicans could actually be used to make bread, since we call it 'yeast'?) that could easily have been answered by looking up information on C albicans and on the type of yeast used to make bread. She admits that her experiment failed to answer her question; poor study design. So she resorted to insulting people who weren't impressed by her use of discharge scraped off a dildo as leavening for her bread recipe. :right:
At last. We have it. Out in the open. So to speak.
At last. We have it. Out in the open. So to speak.
Sorry
Fuck it, people are weird sometimes.
You said it, sister.
Sorry
I'm prolly the one what ought to be apologizing...
...but, as it turns out, it
was a fairly entertaining set of replies.
:D
At last. We have it. Out in the open. So to speak.
So...We've made the trip from "I don't want to know" to "I wish I didn't know"?
:o
Yup.
Sent by thought transference
Oh geez. I apologize, limey. I got carried away. :(
Three pieces of bread for Ortho!
I was very interested in your answer though.
I pop back in and this is the first thing I read......
Hi back at ya. I don't know if I will ever be able to eat home baked bread again
Yeah - pretty stomach-churning
Respect to O-doc for being the only one here who could actually understand and explain the science behind it
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
I knew it was gross, but to hear it scientifically explained why it's gross is a good thing.
What science would that be? WTFology?
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:3_eyes:
Well...goodness, there's a conversation piece.
What science would that be? WTFology?
Pretty much. My tropical disease/medicine course in residency should definitely have been subtitled 'WTFology: the stuff of nightmares'.
I really am sorry, limey. I won't eat three slices of that bread, but I am truly sorry.
I forgive you Ortho. Here, have a sammich.
Sent by thought transference
Here, have a sammich.
....beware the Nutella..... :eek:
How do you cut a vagina Off? I mean.... I mean.... To me, a vagina is the whole conglomeration of labia, clitoris, and sphincter ish opening.... Nevermind. I don't want to know.
Sounds like
female circumcision. Which is barbaric, brutal, and for no good fucking reason. :mad:
I was thinking he was probably asked and paid by the women's families to do it. But then there was that line about it being unclear if they could have even "survived the attack." But maybe that was just sensationalism.
Nevermind this girl and her grilled cheese sammich...
...Is that a flying slice of pizza?!
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Looks like it, may be a sign, either from the Pizza god or the advertising dept.:confused:
Unidentified Flying Pizza.
That's another one for the conspiracy theorists. :eyebrow:
From the looks of all the bikes, I'd guess Amsterdam.
I don't get it, I'd be embarrassed to have anyone know I had one, whereas I'd freely admit to masturbating. Probably for my Dad's peers it would be the other way round.
Remarkable. Truly remarkable.
Sent by thought transference
3 questions:
1. Who made me bald?
2. Who gave me a goatee?
3. Where m'check?
And
24 Days Of Elves
This one is a 10 outta 10.
I'm really curios who would actually use/wear that. :eyebrow:
The same kind of person who wears ear gauges.
No, Candida albicans doesn't make a heat-stable toxin like E. coli 0157H7 or Staph aureus, etc.
The questions in my mind re harm would be
a)whether our guts entirely destroy the dead organism or whether a few cells make it through the gut wall - not necessarily to actively infect, but to cause an immune response that could go awry;
b) whether bits of the dead bacterial/yeast DNA could get incorporated into my own normally benign flora with bad results;
c) depending on the organism, it only takes a few cells to infect and cause disease - Shigella needs fewer than 10. So a few hardy survivors (or uncooked/live tag-alongs from a surface or utensil) could cause disease, given that she's starting with a pathological organism.
Our immune systems deal with pathogenic organisms constantly, but deliberately presenting our bodies with huge loads of them doesn't make sense. The author says that people have Campylbacter in their kitchens already (only if you prepare poultry) and stick their filthy hands constantly into food prep (apparently she has no concept of hand-washing, and sticks her hands into more than just bread dough. I hope all of her friends read her blog and plan accordingly when it comes to her serving any type of food to them). Neither of those debatable claims addresses the issues with her project. So she then accuses dissenters of being vag-phobic and misogynistic.
She started with a question (Gee, I wonder if C albicans could actually be used to make bread, since we call it 'yeast'?) that could easily have been answered by looking up information on C albicans and on the type of yeast used to make bread. She admits that her experiment failed to answer her question; poor study design. So she resorted to insulting people who weren't impressed by her use of discharge scraped off a dildo as leavening for her bread recipe. :right:
The same kind of person who wears ear gauges.
I do miss spending unhealthy amounts of time here...
We miss yo'front as well.
Yeah, I'm a tits woman, myself.
[youtube]HeiSx5MNDvg[/youtube]
Yeah, I'm a tits woman, myself.
[youtube]HeiSx5MNDvg[/youtube]
Yah. Change the words and I'm probably aroused by that video. Start saying 'turd cutter' and 'fudge machine' and 'this is where my food comes out' and I got an innie.
Yah. Change the words and I'm probably aroused by that video. Start saying 'turd cutter' and 'fudge machine' and 'this is where my food comes out' and I got an innie.
I want to have Amy Shumer's baby.
I now know how I want to die.
Smothered by
these.[COLOR="DarkRed"]<---Link is NSFW, and likely to only be enjoyed by male Dwellars[/COLOR]
:redcard:...99 yards for unnecessary awesomeness.:jig:
OMG, that link had bare boobies. :eek:
Who the hell would admit owning, no less playing, such a disgusting guitar?
Oh, wait, it's a bass.
[SIZE="1"]nevermind[/SIZE].
Who the hell would admit owning, no less playing, such a disgusting guitar?
Oh, wait, it's a bass. [SIZE="1"]nevermind[/SIZE].
Someone who had bass morality.
Seems like the hair would get caught in the strings.
Ow, that would hurt. Need some Brylcreem, or Butch Wax.
This is funny as Shit !!
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Oh, to be a rock star. The thrill of performing for an audience.
That'll get the ol' head to ringing...
Keen Links You'd Like To Share, NSFW Edition:
The Mysterious Lawn Dongs[COLOR="DarkRed"]<---Link NSFW[/COLOR]
WTF?!
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I made it 28 seconds WTF.
Hey, I like a freaky chick as much as the next guy, maybe more than the next guy, but, this chick from Norwegia...
What the fucking fuck, woman?! Damn.
She has 1,921 of them.
They're all used.
She hopes to collect 10,000 of them.
They're hanging all over her home.
Which you can probably smell from the other side of town.
LINK[COLOR="DarkRed"]<---Remember what thread you're in.[/COLOR];)
It'd sure be a boner killer for me. :greenface
She has 1,921 of them.
They're all used.
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Oh. Oh my.
Given how jaded about the world as I am these days, I don't know whether to say "Oh...you mean no one thought to do this until now?", or, "How in fuck all did anyone even think to do this?".
I've heard of keeping them before but not pinned to the wall.
Concerned mum leaves condom for son ahead of his date - but makes one HUGE mistake
She was just trying to be helpful but social media users have been quick to point out her error
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At first glance, it looks like any caring note a parent would leave for their child to tell them their dinner was in the fridge or they hadn't walked the dog.
Further inspection will tell you that this mum is actually leaving a condom for her son ahead of his date with a girl, concerned that he will have unprotected sex.
You might think that's a bit weird - hey, maybe they're a close family and share everything - but social media users were more distracted by how she left the condom.
She's only gone and PINNED it to the board, thereby putting a hole in it and rendering it useless.
As one Reddit user pointed out, maybe she just really wants grandchildren and was hoping he wouldn't notice.
It is not known where the image originated or when it was taken, but it has been circulated on social media as people take great pleasure in pointing out her mistake.
At least she also left him dinner in the fridge...
Terribly bad form to pin them to the wall afterwards.
Always do it beforehand. ;)
Daily RecordFirst thing that popped into my head, she want's the boy to get married, settle down, and make grandchildren.
Mothers are sneaky like that. :yesnod:
Take a tour of the Fleshlight factory:
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Take a tour of the Fleshlight factory:
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well? now i know what to do with all that $ i'm saving from not drinking.....:rolleyes: :cool:
heya Philthy! How goes it?
I wondered if this was real, didn't seem likely. They covered the neon phone number, and the number on the top sign, 353-0417 could be a million places. Finally found it's from a comedy video on youtube.
This lady set her vagina on fire during a dance competition
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This lady set her vagina on fire during a dance competition
....as ye do
Set my heart aflame / Every part aflame / This is not a gaaa-ame.
Ooooooohoooooooh...your sex is on fiiiiiirrrrre
Here's another clip of it that is even funnier. WTF was she thinking??
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♪ ♫Lookin' for some hot stuff, baby this evenin'♪ ♫
♪ ♫I need some hot stuff, baby tonight♪ ♫
♪ ♫I want some hot stuff, baby this evenin'♪ ♫
♪ ♫Gotta have some hot stuff♪ ♫
♪ ♫Gotta have some love tonight♪ ♫
Baby's on fire
better throw her in the water...
Love to eat them bunnies
bunnies what I love to eat
bite they little heads off
nibble on they tiny feet
Love to eat them bunnies
bunnies what I love to eat
bite they little heads off
nibble on they tiny feet
Love Kliban
hehehehe. Nicely done.
'Cause it really isn't a great night out til you've fellated a clown bench.
"How'd your night go?"
"I blew a clown."
"High five."
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Ladies, do you feel bloated, gassy, just not up to interacting with the world today?
Just go to your closet, pull out your strap on, and fake it. ;)
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You know it was good when the vibrator smoked afterward...
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You'll need this, too:
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I should have known better.
Yeah. That was WTF.
Remember on That 70s Show when Red would talk about putting his foot up someone's ass?
That was some fucked up shit. I loved it.
I read the description - and that was enough for me.
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The round thingies are actually saw blades. That piece of equipment is used to trim trees in powerline [strike]rights of way right of ways[/strike] clearings.
'Rights of way', or, 'right of ways'?
I'd have thought rights of way, but I think right of ways is also a thing - they have slightly different meanings iirc.
[eta]ah, according to wiktionary, right of ways does get used in specific circumstances, but is generally considered an error:
The plural "rights of way" can be used for all senses. The alternative plural "right of ways" is generally used only when referring to an easement or a physical stretch of land, and may be regarded as an error.
Read more at http://www.yourdictionary.com/right-of-way#CsKBrL5rPaK0GJhF.99
It make sense, since the thing being categorised is the right not the way ('of way' is a description of the right).
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I think it's nice that they found each other.
I'd have thought rights of way, but I think right of ways is also a thing - they have slightly different meanings iirc.
[eta]ah, according to wiktionary, right of ways does get used in specific circumstances, but is generally considered an error:
It make sense, since the thing being categorised is the right not the way ('of way' is a description of the right).
Fuck 'em, a right-of-way is the same as a road, stream, street, runway and multiples add an S.
If people can use irregardless, then damnit, I can use right-of-ways.
I think it's nice that they found each other.
:lol2:
That's how lite beer is made. It's man-filtered™
Is that why they call the foam 'head'?
Hey, you know why beer runs through ya so fast? It don't gotta stop and change colors!
Might be Coors. That looks a little like a young burt Reynolds from Smoky and the Bandit.
Good grief!
What an unusual bottle. You wouldn't want it to break when in use :eek:
Sent by thought transference
I've thought of putting my wood turning talents to prurient use and offering highly discrete, custom made d̶i̶l̶d̶o̶s̶ err, massagers, designed to customer specifications and preferences. Not sure how I'd market this, get the word around. It seems like a niche that needs scratching...
...Not sure how I'd market this, get the word around. ...
Etsy. Call it Woody Dan
Etsy. Call it Woody Dan
:D
Wh-
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Planning some surprise butsecks?
I think it's nice when people try to get a step ahead...
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...I'd bet no one appreciated his initiative.
Ladies font, from a lady in Mumbai...
WTF is the spot she's cleaning? She's been wiping the same spot for over half an hour, and it's not getting any cleaner.
I better keep watching to see if she stops
You're all giddy over those globs of fat, but if that same fat was on her hips you'd be all banish her to walmart. :p:
Heh...I ain't gonna say nuthin bout 2-3 extra pounds on that pretty lady's hips. Or any other pretty lady's hips.
:jig:
Also, that should be "pendulous globs of fat"...Giggity.
I still haven't seen that 'spot' Jim's talking about.
Calm down or you'll be making a spot.
So slow, this typing with one hand...
Wrap your dirty little mind around this, if you can...
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one boy one girl one table two mirrors... that meme is sooo old.
...that meme is sooo old.
I feel like something less of a freak for not having seen it before.
That was before there was color it's so old
NSFW, worse than that it's gross, revolting, gory, shocking and terrible...
You'll love it...
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I friggin hate when that happens.
Well, if it's your last one, ya gotta make it count.
Is this sexist or is it art... or both.
I admit I added the À la carte label. :blush:
If the Venus de Milo is art, this is art.
She got no arms.
And Lt. Dan ain't got no legs.
I found this funny as hell:
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My man.:lol2:
I listened to Lovelines with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla on a regular basis from around 1995-2001 or so. One of the things that stuck with me was a show late in that time frame where Adam and Dr. Drew asserted that after so many thousands of phone calls, there are things you can pick up on instantly in people's voice and tone, and one is not only whether a female caller had been molested, but at what age, because her voice stops developing--or is trapped, the psychological affecting the physiological--in that range. The tangent started because of a particular caller with a baby voice just like in the video, and she admitted they were indeed correct about both the childhood history and also the age they predicted, based on her voice.
And that's why it's a "porn voice."
That's both fascinating and depressing.
Crap.
I'm in love with that black girl.
And what glatt and fobble said
I actually thought the whole thing was going to be a setup: get the audience guessing along with them, encourage them to feel out their instincts on the matter, then reveal that none of the contestants are porn stars... but both of the hosts ARE. "How you like them prejudicial apples, huh? Sex workers are intelligent and deserving of respect too, bitches!" ...Except then it wasn't.
Titty Trick Shots w/Steve-O, Laura Lux and a SuperBall:
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I know most of you will not see the humor in this, but I know some guys who just might end up with a tattoo like this.
Excellent.
This is my candidate for Best Tattoo Ever:
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Wow. That is awesome. Really awesome
This is my new avatar on a military forum.
Not an image, but I felt it was safer to stick this in an officially NSFW thread... I am looking for a slang word, and urbandictionary and the like won't let me search definitions instead of words.
What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.
According to Answers.com it is still called a foreskin.
I saw numerous references to 'circumcised foreskins'.
I was prepared to supply 'prepuce', but...I don't think that's correct, in this instance, anyway.
Perhaps a search of the part of the Torah dealing with the procedure in question would produce results. The Jewish seem to have a word for everything.
Just call it the 'tag end'.
:)
What do you call the bit of foreskin after it has been cut off in a circumcision? I was under the impression it was called a "chode/choad" or "choda," but an episode of "The League" just informed me I was wrong. That's apparently just a fat dick. But there is a word for the bit of foreskin, I know there is.
1. Choda, et al, means 'taint, as in "it ain't the asshole or the prick (or vagina) cf Weeds, S01E05
2. Choda can also mean a dick that is fatter than long, what English speaking people sometimes call a "muffin dick"
3. Circumcision is the practice of removing
the foreskin (clue is in the title) so after it has been removed it is still a foreskin. Although you may embellish with adjectives like, "the offensive in God's eyes..., or "It's not genital mutilation when God says it's ok..." "Am I just really sun-stroked or should we all cut off our foreskins?"
The elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking? :eyebrow:
...the elephant in the room, Miss Thing, is why are you asking? :eyebrow:
Interesting choice of words, because the guy who circumcises elephants doesn't get paid much, but the tips are big
Yeah, no, I ain't eatin' that.
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Boobs and chili cheeseburgers...
It's gonna be a good day, Tater.[/RonWhite]
Thank you, Bruce.
That was the most annoying display of bewbs I've ever been exposed to. The horribly written song was nearly as annoying as the voice of the singer. The singer that kept her oobies covered with her hair I might add. Giving the lie to her nasal whine of a message. First time I can recall turning off a video of topless women dancing before it ended.
And if that song gets stuck in my head, I'm going to get even with you, Bruce.
Agreed. But songs like that need to be shoved back up the ass that wrote them. And sewn shut.
Knock, knock...
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I remember watching this shit. We were drunk/stoned to the gills. We laughed our asses off.
Definite3ly NSFW because it shows a bare breasted woman doing her after shower ritual. But it does explain why they take so long in the bathroom and so long to get ready.
https://www.projectvoyeur.com/videos/busty-after-shower-in-bathroom-3-289573...and just why does
this guy even
have a Dick Rambone dildo?
Nevermind what made him think to attach it to a paint can shaker...:eyebrow:
I really wonder about your web browsing habits, grav.
I really do.
Me also, where do you come up with such good stuff?
I found that one under the stairs.
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Frosty The Pervert
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Corn cut pipe?
Jesus, nothing ruins a sick parody more than illiteracy. I couldn't watch.
Ya know why there are white corn cobs and brown corn cobs, don't ya?
Ya use the brown ones til ya think you're done, then, ya use a white one to see if ya need to use another brown one.
;)
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No, really. Ya gotta
see it. It's like 70% of his body weight.
Wow.
I like how he's just casually swinging it about.
And now the really frightening question, what if he's a grower not a shower?
I believe that gentleman has undisclosed health problems.
I believe that gentleman has undisclosed health problems.
apart from the relentless bruises on his thighs?
top comment "I wonder what his other two wishes were..." :lol:
At least he didn't end up with a 12" pianist.
Wow.
I like how he's just casually swinging it about.
It's like
less than zero fucks given.
[StewieGriffin] What? What's this? Oh, that. That's just m'package. God delivered it, I signed for it. The world keeps on spinnin'. [/StewieGriffin]
welcome to north philadelphia, temple area. the following video is not safe for work or anybody
https://twitter.com/lindsayN0Tlohan/status/847933907869855744
It was tooken off of youtube for nekkidity.
(moved from funny youtube clips. wtf was i thinking)
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Supposedly it's from
this book.
What? Where? I don't see no nude?
nude! nude!
That was a play on Noot! Noot!
And, I believe, was referring to the Twitter link in Toad's post, which is a video of a gentleman, appearing to be of the Rainbow Persuasion, who is quite upset about something:
welcome to north philadelphia, temple area. the following video is not safe for work or anybody
https://twitter.com/lindsayN0Tlohan/status/847933907869855744
It was tooken off of youtube for nekkidity.
(moved from funny youtube clips. wtf was i thinking)
appearing to be of the Rainbow Persuasion...
Not that there's anything wrong with that.;)
Sub titles , but DAYM !!!!!!!
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And she / he got boned in the end !!!!
See what i did there
The girl has a point, naked, or not:
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And, Hell yes I'm offended. I'm sitting here at my computer motorboating air rfn!:mad2: There should be big breastisiz slapping me about the face.:ggw:
That was brilliant.
God to be that comfortable and at ease with one's own body must feel great.
Brava!
I agree. There's a completely irrational double standard when it comes to what's funny/offensive/horrifying/titillating/etc when it comes to violence and sexual.
But but but she showed her belly button. They wouldn't let Jeannie show her belly button. Hmm, maybe that's the point.;)
One of the hardest things in life is to truly not care what other people think.
*nods* Yup.
* Though it has to be said, my give a fuck meter is set pretty low these days.
what? no click here to buy now button?
Kink... in the beginning...
Eewtheyshavedthebottomoftheirfeetgross!
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[COLOR="DarkRed"]Not making any guarantees about the site itself being safe for your computer, either!![/COLOR]
Revealing Post Op Trans Vagina♪ ♫ Happy ending, happy ending
Give me a story with a, happy ending ♪ ♫
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♪ ♫Been around the world♪ ♫
♪ ♫I seen a lot of things♪ ♫
♪ ♫Broke lots of hearts♪ ♫
♪ ♫And guitar strings♪ ♫
And I got no fucking clue
what the
fuxxor is going on
here.
She's obviously trying to transition from porn to a singing career.:eyebrow:
Yo, you gotta pay for that shit before you eat it, dawg!
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There is/was a "SickBoy" in Trainspotting. Played by Jonny Lee Miller in the movie.
Very good catch.
There is/was a "SickBoy" in Trainspotting. Played by Jonny Lee Miller in the movie.
Very good catch.
Skagboys is a prequel to Trainspotting.
Godammit.
It even says Skag Boys at the top of the page.
:smack:
We've seen the bottle flipping, where ya flip a water bottle w/a little water in it and ya land it right side up.
This ain't that. Well, it
kinda is.
I couldn't look away, I'm wounded for life. My precious little snowflake ass will never be the same. LOL!!!
What a waste of a perfectly good dildo. :(
I swear, I would have pulled an asshair. Or spit in his crack.
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Wasn't she in StarWars? I recognize those...
eyes.
that'sRight, Jessica Biel.
I *knew* I recognized those eyes.
Wasn't she in StarWars? I recognize those...
eyes.
Total Recall it was
For Halloween, the pot head sister on
Mike & Molly dressed as the three-boobed lady from
Total Recall, also.
I don't know how Jessica Biel works in there. She would have been 8 years old when Total Recall came out.
Or were you calling Undertoad 'Jessica Biel'?
:lol2:
Jessica Biel was in the 2012 Total Recall redo I haven't seen.
I think the model above, sans third boob, is
Denise Milani.
I'm not entirely sure I knew there was a remake.
beauregaardhooligan ! good to see you man. :beer:
Every time the Nazis raise their ugly head we are reminded by the Jews...
Problems there are if one needs to be reminded.
And problems there could be again.
Nevermind the nipple.
Can you spot the alien?
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I found him. If I knew how I would point him out.
He's in the background by the toilets
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Lemonade has gone up.
Just what, not why[/PaulHarvey]:
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I really like that cd-rom storage tower on the desk.
That's it, no more EHOWA for you. :haha:
I'll never stop. Never, I say!
Maybe this was one of those ruin-the-dress photo shoots?:p:
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LinkEvery time the Nazis raise their ugly head we are reminded by the Jews...
You also had some very fine people on both sides there. :smack:
But, but, they were just following orders. :facepalm:
Maybe it's one of them newfangled turnabout's fair play things. Now *he's* wearing the blue outfit.
I hope that was the groom and not the best man! Who named the best man that anyway? Shouldn't he be the second-best man?
It's because the best man is already taken.
Da fuq dis iz? [COLOR="DarkRed"]NSFW Language[/COLOR]
This is bad, so very bad...
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They had to cover the statue. I can't imagine why.
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:eyebrow:
LinkBut Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
/amirite?
//slashies!!
///for the win!!!
I don't think He advocated the passing out of the Loaf of Cock. I mean, he didn't say "Suffer, little children..."
:lol2:
I don't even know what this is.
I know it's Japanese.
I know it's porn(ish).
I know it's absotively, posilutely, beyond the darkest shadow of a doubt, above all,
[COLOR="DarkRed"]NSFW[/COLOR], or anywhere else.
I dare you.
:3_eyes:
I only made it third of the way.
I only watched parts of it, and decided that it's Bizarre.
Worse that bizarre, pointless and stupid.
You seem angry about it.
Mellow yellow, its just a jello, maybe hello. No anger here. I just told my wife to shut the fuck up.
Since she is deaf as as a post she said, ehhh? Mellow as a jello.
Yesiree Jimmy this is the message for the twenty teens. Tell your wife to shut the fuck up and then get mellow.....as a jello.
I need some music to this.
You seem angry about it.
Moi? Angry? No, disgusted at the waste of time and effort to make that.
NSFW yogurt ( . v . ):
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:ggw:
Hell, she ain't got room for a man...
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...on second thought, she's prolly got plenty of room.
That's not only a lot of buttplugs...That's a lot of big buttplugs.
I don't even want to contemplate how the tall one in the corner is deployed.
Hey, hey, I'm tired of you narrow minded pilgrims thinking you have the right to tell a girls which toy must be used in which orifice.
Back off buttheads, this is the 21st century and a lady has a right to chose her toys and orifices.
She reminds of an old Girlfriend.
At least her farts don't make noise. Not even the sound of a gentle breeze.
How about a nice cold glass of penis? Does that sound refreshing, or what?
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Popdigr didn't see it. At all.
I'm not sure I can un-see it.
you guys talk like you've never seen a cocktail before.
yeesh.
Coloring book? do you need more than one crayon?
I know the name Morgan Hastings. I have no idea why.
Sons of Katie Elder?
I bet that's it! I love that movie, seen it dozens of times.
That's gotta be it.
:thumb:
That is teh LOL
I could easily mfg my own fill batch.... Might take me.... Five minutes
Make Jack Daniels in 5 minutes? :eek:
Make a bowl full of 50 ml bottles of booze
Make Jack Daniels in 5 minutes? :eek:
I can make it disappear in 5 minutes...And then make it re-appear, a different color, in thirty.:cool:
Is that Single Barrel, the long neck JD bottle on the left of the gum machine?
Also, that pic looks fairly SFW.:stickpoke
I would have thought it was a Georgia O'Keefe [IhaveforgottenthewordIwanttousehereit'ssomethingliketributebutnottribute] tribute.
Retrospective, I think.
Maybe.
Talk about Hooker Advertising , Check this out Glowing Boobs !!!!!!!
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Hey Zip, nice to see you!
That will show if they are real or not :haha:
Howdy folkses , im around just not verry talkative
Just cough, burp, or fart once in awhile so we know you're kicking. :D
Glowing boob woman has spat with Vice and new anti-white, anti-man NYT columnist Sarah Jeong (medium.com paywall in effect)
I dunno who is right or wrong in Vice vs Boob Woman (I'm guessing Vice)
You're guessing Vice is right, or Vice is wrong?
I'm in the latter camp.
I'm guessing that Vice wrote the story they wanted to write, but that it wasn't too far over the top and wouldn't have led to anything until [strike]boob woman[/strike] Wu decided to go the doxxing route.
I mean, fuck Vice, and all...
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Yeah, it's hard to say whether the risk is overblown on her end or not. But emails from Vice look to me like a clear promise not to cover those subjects, amd them claiming it was "an ask" instead of "an agreement" is bad faith bullshit.
Today he'd be fired, probably arrested, and maybe lynched...
Oh god The TRAUMA counselors !!!!
A few times in the past my kids and grand kids have gasped when looking at my 1959 high school yearbook and the picture of the Sportsman Club.
On a school organization photo day, the members had all brought their rifles and/or shotguns to school and were proudly lined up under the flagpole right where the Latin and Chess Clubs had just been.
0 for 2 on those two Bruce, according to youtube sensibilities.
I'd say that most cut off foreskins can safely be called "long gone."
What the fuck are you babbling about?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Actually I wondered the same thing myself yesterday, but figured WTF.
Somehow a link from yesterday, 11/24/18, lead here.
sorry 'bout that.
No need to apologize I just didn't have a clue what it was about. Apparently you didn't either. :lol:
Well, I know I don't know wtf is going on. As is usually the case.
But, that 'long gone' bit, that was teh funneh.
:D
Is this what's-in-the-box, or is this a directive?
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I need to know before I take the next step...
Holiday season calls for parties which means cocktails and finger food...
Well, ya ain't gotta be a dick about it...:lol2:
Does Santa know you kill things on his plate?
Love to eat them mousies...
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That's m'new insult right thar.
Oh settle down they're holding hands:
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Big V's gonna want his paddle back.
I was shocked:
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"It's cold!"
"Yeah, deep too."
"Damn the rocks on the bottom are SHARP !!!"
I thought it was her pancreas.
:eek:
Just because you can do a thing, don't mean you have to.
This one?
Mark K met a girl in the park the other evening. Mark says, “There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at his feet. As we lay making love, Mark thought These taser guns are well worth the money”.
Jumping On The Grenade
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Jumping On The Grenade
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LOL. That's Trailer Trash Tammy and she has some hilarious videos!
I thought she looked familiar. I assumed I'd seen her on some tv show, or maybe in a movie. I'll check her out.
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Idk if it was a competition, or sheer necessity.
This was chuckle-worthy:
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"It's an interesting point. Come on."
There's several Pulp Fiction - Something Else mash-ups out there.
I like to imagine that Quentin Tarantino is creating them all himself, snickering alone in his boxers with all the lights off.
Now here's some romantic music:
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Lots of vibrato in that piece.
It's like that for some.
Not me...:sadpace:
In the key of D flat? They won't make any music that way.
It should be in F sharp.
...and how impersonal. Not one fermata.
Ya can just grab 'em by the bass clef.
With a 100%, totally straight face...
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That is very good advice!
I'd go so far as to keep 'em in separate rooms.
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Apologies if that last one is a repost, also apologies for the pic dump all over teh Cellar.
'Pics for The Cellar' folder is empty now.
I used to do service calls for a furniture company and always liked when I had to go check out some lady's chest, or adjust her drawers.
Funniest thing I've seen in a while:
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Don't ask me, I ain't got the first clue.
Well, Idk about you, but, I know I've learned something today:
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Fucking life is complicated.
I *applaud* the video creator. I'm not the target audience, but I'm an ally. I do not feel like or sympathize with homophobes (not this subject, I understand), but similarly, transphobia is a learned response and I strongly believe it is wrong.
Fucking life is complicated.
Not really.
But we are really, really good at complicating it.
A distinction without a difference.
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Hell, I can't tell if it's SFW, or not...
I hope it doesn't sneeze.
This girl is absolutely incredible, she hardly touches the floor.
Nothing bounces, nothing jiggles, rock solid but not bulging like some body builders.
https://psychoactivelectricity.tumblr.com/post/184653346378I couldn't decide which part of her to watch...
Zoom in
N. S. F. W.
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Catchy as fuck tho.
Catchy as fuck tho.
Made it five seconds...
I'll take your word for it.
Those guys looked like chicks.:angel:
2 are stone ugly but I think the makeup has a lot to do with that.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY!!!
Just because this thread has been dormant for two months, here is the rest of the set
source: some shitposting account on twitter
Punkin slime in yer ass crack. Better than gourd seeds in your cooter I guess.
Mom's wearing a granny-punkin...
Now, whose idea was it?
Only one ya can't vote for is the toddler.
Number two is NSFW (or just about anywhere else).
If only it had been posted in a thread clearly marked NSFW...
BTW, why aren't the other pics NSFW, Jim? All four pics are essentially the same as far as content, what makes pic number 2 so much more NSFW than the other three pics that you felt compelled to call it out?
I figured they were all NSFW, cos most bosses at a workplace would probably take notice and wonder WTF you're looking at.
And now... the ANSWER IS... It was Dad's idea. And they've done it for years!
https://www.halifaxtoday.ca/local-news/aylesford-familys-pumpkin-portraits-go-viral-1756065Dad did strike me as a little too happy to be going along.
Halloween is coming.
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Number two is NSFW (or just about anywhere else).
BTW, why aren't the other pics NSFW, Jim? All four pics are essentially the same as far as content, what makes pic number 2 so much more NSFW than the other three pics that you felt compelled to call it out?
Third time asking, btw.
Ow! OW!! [SIZE="4"]FUCKING OW!!!!![/SIZE]
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"Third time asking, btw."
I know that, but I have had trouble explaining things to you in the past and am hoping another Cellarite will answer for me.
I'd like to help you out, Jim, but I'll be honest, I don't see much difference. Maybe because the dad's hands-on-hips pose is more aggressive, with his pelvis facing the kid? That said, it's fine if you feel that way. Grav is sensitive about NSFW pictures because he got called out pretty harshly for posting some way back when. Let's all sing Kumbaya.
Well, it looks like that gal could be grabbin' ass (or somethin')!
It's the only picture in which the gal isn't holding onto her gourds (the tease).
BTW, what happened to the little girl's right foot?
"Third time asking, btw."
I know that, but I have had trouble explaining things to you in the past and am hoping another Cellarite will answer for me.
Yeah, when I asked you to explain something, you wouldn't or couldn't. The trouble
you have had in the past, and currently, it seems, is your inability/refusal to answer a fairly simple question. The question being, basically, "What did you mean?".
You're hoping another Dwellar will explain what you meant? I think you're hoping another Dwellar will come up with an option you can glom onto and say "Yeah, that's it, that's what I meant.", because you don't know and don't wanna say "I don't know, I spoke outta my ass."
I speak outta my ass quite often. Not the end of the world. But then I say "I don't know why I said that. Spoke outta my ass, I reckon."
If I didn't do that, people would think I literally did not know wtf I was talking about. Or that I could not explain my own line of thinking. And sometimes I can't, also quite often.
Asking someone else to tell ya what yer thinking was...Good grief.:facepalm:
And FTR, I didn't say, and don't think, there's anything wrong with him feeling any way about the group of pics (that I don't think are NSFW, which is beside the point).
I simply asked him why he felt that way about the one pic, and not the others. I thought it was a pretty damn simple question.
I reckon I was wrong.
"Third time asking, btw."
I know that, but I have had trouble explaining things to you in the past and am hoping another Cellarite will answer for me.
It looks like her hand and wrist are inside the pumpkin, giving him a hand. Job.
He gunna have a spunky punkin'.
He will have bored his gourd.
His squash will be awash.
Maybe she'll gulp his pulp
Maybe she'll jack-o'-lantern him off.
I wouldn't know about punkins.
They raise watermelons where I come from.
She's trying to roast his seeds?
It looks like her hand and wrist are inside the pumpkin, giving him a hand. Job.
In the first version above, their eight-year-old daughter is looking on, making it obscene in my view and not suitable for work or any other forum.
Of course, it may have been unintentional, but the obvious result should never have been posted.
i don't agree. It's just an illusion that she's reaching in. the child is not looking at them, she's facing the camera. no foul. you lose a time out.
Although you gotta admit, it's one of those de-facto NSFW, where it would be possible for your boss not to see it that way. :D
From a pedophilia angle, it's a reach. No pun intended.
Its NSFW, but not more than the other 3 in my opinion.
There must've been something going on in that second photo that they didn't want the baby to see. :eyebrow:
In the first version above, their eight-year-old daughter is looking on, making it obscene in my view and not suitable for work or any other forum.
Of course, it may have been unintentional, but the obvious result should never have been posted.
See? That's all you'd had to have said. That's answering the fucking question.
But,
nooooooo. Too much to ask.
Nah, man, now you're just being grumpy. Which is why Jim didn't want to get into it.
The tough guys are always thin skimmed ;)
I wonder what that implies about thin guys. Personally, I wouldn't know.
Simple, don't show them to your boss.
If there were a full screen color photo of a dog on a raft or an airplane your boss wouldn't bat an eye? It's OK to be fucking off at work as long as it's not naughty?
I don't understand the concept of NSF Work. All the bosses I ever had would have a shit hemorrhage if he saw anything on the screen not work related.:confused:
Someone tried to make heart cookies.
Missed it by that much:
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It's a butt plug cozy, cuz who likes a cold butt plug?
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I mean, I'm sure someone likes 'em cold...
maybe she should try a Non Sparking Brass Banana Wedge
turns out it's a thing, and surprisingly, SFW
Next time I remove a stubborn sticker, Ima try Cooch Juice™.
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Certainly a photoshop job, the dick's too big.
Thanks. Just....thanks for putting that in my fucking head.
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Wholesome family outing at the beach oiling up to get browned 'cause brown is cool.
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Damn, I hope this is a photoshop and not a real tattoo.
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Some minds are best unexplored.
He don't know he just lets them run free.;)
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