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Old 04-16-2008, 10:23 AM   #301
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UG is just as impervious to counter-wisdom as you are, t.
UT from here.
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Old 04-20-2008, 12:23 AM   #302
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I might have to send her somewhere else to learn tact. I've been told I don't know much about it.
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Old 04-22-2008, 11:30 AM   #303
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xoB's concise summary of labor relations in a capitalist society: He nails it.
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Horseshit, I've seen it too many times. I've even been on the receiving end myself. Businesses treat their employees no better than the current prevailing working conditions in the area, as determined by middle management. The welfare of the peons is a low priority on the spreadsheets.
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Old 05-01-2008, 10:52 AM   #304
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First of May, First of May, outdoor fucking starts today!
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:16 PM   #305
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footfootfoot's keen powers of observation reveal the blindingly obvious:
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If harpo is the god of silence, then it would stand to resaon that the opposite of harpo and silence would be oprah...
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:18 AM   #306
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From the "Understatement of the Century" Department .....
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:22 AM   #307
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This is fucking brilliant:

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Old 05-14-2008, 08:26 AM   #308
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the closed mouth gathers no cock
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:40 AM   #309
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Old 05-26-2008, 03:17 PM   #310
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It's the little things, where you've turned your brain off after years and years of doing something the same way...

At age 40, I realized that my method of drying off after a shower was wrong. I had been drying myself bottom-up and wondering why I was still wet. It turns out, if you dry your hair before the rest of your body, it will not continue to drip water onto the rest of your body.
From here. What UT meant as a a throw away line is really a deep statement. Sometimes the most important lessons are the ones we ignore on a daily basis.

Besides, this story just tickles the shit out of me.
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Old 05-29-2008, 04:43 PM   #311
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Scott McClellan = Chemical Ali.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:19 PM   #312
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Hey neat, I made the hall of fame. Not bad for a guy with a bad case of white boys disease.
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Old 05-29-2008, 08:46 PM   #313
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me, too, thanks! so nice to be appreciated, isn't it, fx3?

Now, if I could only GET me some of that outdoor fucking . . .
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:07 AM   #314
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This was good:

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Old 06-02-2008, 09:41 AM   #315
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OK, but I'll have to reload after six.
although it was funny and I have to say so I worry too many mentions will give bruce a big head.
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