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04-07-2011, 02:30 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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I like that kid.
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04-07-2011, 08:40 PM
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This Space For Rent
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It was warm today and squash bugs appeared all over the south side of the house. The mm, nearly 4, saw them and started shouting to her brother,
"Inch, Inch, effingbugs! lets kill them. Look at all the effingbugs, here's some more effings over here..." This went on for quite a while in front of my neighbor who kept trying not to laugh. She says it in one word, like "ladybug" not an adjective and noun: Effing Bugs. Later she asked why they are called "Effingbugs"
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04-07-2011, 10:02 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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because they are EffingBugs !!!
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04-09-2011, 06:51 PM
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Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam
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Lil Griff rick-rolled her theology teacher using his anonymous "questions too embarrassing to ask" box. "Will God ever give me up? Will he ever let me down? Will he ever turn around and desert me? Will he ever tell a lie? Will he ever say goodbye?" He read the whole thing plus a good portion of the Safety Dance.
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04-09-2011, 08:02 PM
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This Space For Rent
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She is awesome111!
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04-09-2011, 08:18 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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Thats Out standing griff !!!
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04-09-2011, 10:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Tena City
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lil Griff Rocks and rickRolls
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05-12-2011, 01:15 PM
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The Great Offender
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Good friend's ~3 yo daughter, upon hearing that Grandad had done something or other, and she heard someone say "Well, why in the world did he do that?", said:
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05-12-2011, 03:13 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Gravdigr, that is funny to me, prolly embarrassing to your good friend... very funny.
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Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180) |
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05-12-2011, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Republic of Texas
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THAT is having children at its finest! They are an honest reflection.
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**************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-12-2011, 10:51 PM
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Doctor Wtf
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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I <3 lil Griff!
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05-14-2011, 08:34 PM
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This Space For Rent
Join Date: Aug 2004
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mm said the other day:
"Helicopters have their wings on their heads not on their noses."
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05-22-2011, 12:48 PM
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This Space For Rent
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The Inch: "You better show that to dad, it's seriously infected. You see that? That's a house of bacteria. You have to show that to dad."
The MM: "Dad, I have a house of bacteria."
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05-22-2011, 01:59 PM
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Bitchin' Tiny Unicorn Jockey Wannabe
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Minifob: (pretending his toy is a bee) "And it will sting you again and again!"
Stepson: "Actually, when a bee stings you, it dies. It can never sting you again." Minifob: "No this bee doesn't die. It will come back to life again and again and sting you again and again... It will be a zomblebee."
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05-22-2011, 02:23 PM
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This Space For Rent
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Zomblebee III: Hive of the Undead!
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