Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 41

Shawnee123 · 03-07-2011, 08:59 AM

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

jimhelm · 03-07-2011, 09:46 AM

a friend's 5 yr old:

"I'm trying to have a good day, Mommy, but you keep ruining it with your mouth!"

Tulip · 03-07-2011, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

a friend's 5 yr old:

"I'm trying to have a good day, Mommy, but you keep ruining it with your mouth!"

Oh my!

plthijinx · 03-10-2011, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter."

i;m an athlete. can you support me?

i doubt it lmao

monster · 03-10-2011, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by plthijinx

i;m an athlete. can you support me?

i doubt it lmao

you have the mark of high maintenance.....

03-12-2011, 07:44 AM

Mini me, her step-dad and I are coming home from visiting my parents and grandparents on Christmas Day. It is raining and the temp is dropping and my mom calls me to see if we made it home ok. As I am talking to her about the ever-interesting day to day of Mini me, I tell her that Mini me is full of shit. From the backseat of the car, where I think Mini me is sleeping, I hear, "No, Mom, you're full of shit!" Then I hear her slap her hand over her mouth. My mom hears this and starts to giggle, as did my husband. I had to hand the phone to him and try to drive and laugh at the same time. When my hysterics were over, I told her if I heard that word again, she would get her mouth washed out with soap.

Clodfobble · 03-26-2011, 09:17 PM

Today Minifob inadvertently made a perfect troll face.

footfootfoot · 03-27-2011, 12:03 AM

Wow. He's gotten so big. So not mini. Eerily troll like too.

infinite monkey · 03-28-2011, 03:00 PM

My youngest niece yesterday, at mom and dad's, sing-songing "I want some Peeps, I want some Peeps." Mom said "you're not asking, you're demanding!" Niece shrugged nonchalantly "I was just singing a song about Peeps."

Then I showed them what a Peep does in the microwave.

footfootfoot · 03-28-2011, 03:11 PM

...and let that be a lesson to you!

monster · 03-28-2011, 07:42 PM

Beest just reported a big funny from Thor ...but i'mm'a let him finish.....

Beest · 03-29-2011, 12:15 PM

The towel rail in the downstairs bathroom was a bit loose, so I put some glue on it, which sets in about 5 minutes, but doesn't reach full strength for 24 hours, so I put a fairly big 'Do Not Touch' sign on it .

The next day Thor emerges from said bathroom..
"Daddy why is there a do not touch sign on the towel rail in the bathroom, cause I was going to touch it to see why, but then I thought I might get into big trouble and sent to bed or something, and I haven't had dinner yet so then I get sent to bed hungry, so I didn't"

This is a landmark moment, actions, consequences, forethought and restraint and he's only 9, maybe he might make it to 10.

monster · 03-29-2011, 12:28 PM

Although I'm surprised he didn't say "beaten with a rusty stick until I'm bloody and half dead" or something. I mean, how many times has he actually been sent to bed without dinner? Someone's going to call the child protection peeps one day.

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 01:00 PM

You should tell him he's lucky: there was a hidden camera and if he'd so much as lay a finger on that towel rack he wouldn't have eaten for a week.

You reminded me of a story a friend told once: his kids were bouncing on the beds and he told them to stop and one boy said "why?" and the other one sighed and jumped off and said "don't ask, he probably knows someone who died doing this."

BigV · 04-07-2011, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beest

The towel rail in the downstairs bathroom was a bit loose, so I put some glue on it, which sets in about 5 minutes, but doesn't reach full strength for 24 hours, so I put a fairly big 'Do Not Touch' sign on it .

The next day Thor emerges from said bathroom..
"Daddy why is there a do not touch sign on the towel rail in the bathroom, cause I was going to touch it to see why, but then I thought I might get into big trouble and sent to bed or something, and I haven't had dinner yet so then I get sent to bed hungry, so I didn't"

This is a landmark moment, actions, consequences, forethought and restraint and he's only 9, maybe he might make it to 10.

Bravo Thor!

Beest, you're justifiably proud.

03-07-2011, 08:59 AM	#601
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	"If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-07-2011, 09:46 AM	#602
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,324	a friend's 5 yr old: "I'm trying to have a good day, Mommy, but you keep ruining it with your mouth!" __________________ -- I'm breathing, so I guess I'm still alive. Even if signs seem to tell me otherwise. - Maynard Keenan

03-26-2011, 09:17 PM	#607
Clodfobble Sulky Cultivator in the Woods Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 14,169	Today Minifob inadvertently made a perfect troll face. Attached Images __________________ My cooking blog

03-27-2011, 12:03 AM	#608
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,417	Wow. He's gotten so big. So not mini. Eerily troll like too. __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

03-28-2011, 03:00 PM	#609
infinite monkey What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,735	My youngest niece yesterday, at mom and dad's, sing-songing "I want some Peeps, I want some Peeps." Mom said "you're not asking, you're demanding!" Niece shrugged nonchalantly "I was just singing a song about Peeps." Then I showed them what a Peep does in the microwave. __________________ There aren't enough natural disasters to go around. We need more natural disasters, and they need to be more fairly distributed.

03-12-2011, 07:44 AM	#606
deertrackersgirl Guest Posts: n/a	Mini me, her step-dad and I are coming home from visiting my parents and grandparents on Christmas Day. It is raining and the temp is dropping and my mom calls me to see if we made it home ok. As I am talking to her about the ever-interesting day to day of Mini me, I tell her that Mini me is full of shit. From the backseat of the car, where I think Mini me is sleeping, I hear, "No, Mom, you're full of shit!" Then I hear her slap her hand over her mouth. My mom hears this and starts to giggle, as did my husband. I had to hand the phone to him and try to drive and laugh at the same time. When my hysterics were over, I told her if I heard that word again, she would get her mouth washed out with soap.

03-28-2011, 03:11 PM	#610
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,417	...and let that be a lesson to you! __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

03-28-2011, 07:42 PM	#611
monster only 99c Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tena City Posts: 24,150	Beest just reported a big funny from Thor ...but i'mm'a let him finish..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-29-2011, 12:15 PM	#612
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 745	The towel rail in the downstairs bathroom was a bit loose, so I put some glue on it, which sets in about 5 minutes, but doesn't reach full strength for 24 hours, so I put a fairly big 'Do Not Touch' sign on it . The next day Thor emerges from said bathroom.. "Daddy why is there a do not touch sign on the towel rail in the bathroom, cause I was going to touch it to see why, but then I thought I might get into big trouble and sent to bed or something, and I haven't had dinner yet so then I get sent to bed hungry, so I didn't" This is a landmark moment, actions, consequences, forethought and restraint and he's only 9, maybe he might make it to 10.

03-29-2011, 12:28 PM	#613
monster only 99c Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tena City Posts: 24,150	Although I'm surprised he didn't say "beaten with a rusty stick until I'm bloody and half dead" or something. I mean, how many times has he actually been sent to bed without dinner? Someone's going to call the child protection peeps one day. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-29-2011, 01:00 PM	#614
infinite monkey What we have heah, is a failure to go fuck yourself Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 10,735	You should tell him he's lucky: there was a hidden camera and if he'd so much as lay a finger on that towel rack he wouldn't have eaten for a week. You reminded me of a story a friend told once: his kids were bouncing on the beds and he told them to stop and one boy said "why?" and the other one sighed and jumped off and said "don't ask, he probably knows someone who died doing this." __________________ There aren't enough natural disasters to go around. We need more natural disasters, and they need to be more fairly distributed.

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