Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 40

Flint · 12-16-2010, 07:10 PM

omg what?! lol

footfootfoot · 12-16-2010, 08:47 PM

My mistake, she said "Vaginas are not PLACES..."

That should clarify it. NOT.

Undertoad · 12-16-2010, 09:14 PM

Vampires?

footfootfoot · 12-17-2010, 06:29 AM

No, she meant vaginas, I think she just likes the sound of the word and its effect on mom. Combined with penis buttfeena stink butt it's a real crowd pleaser.

The vagina-as-people thing though was her first attempt at describing the nature of the beast, to borrow a phrase.

Shawnee123 · 12-17-2010, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Out of nowhere yesterday, Minifob informed me, "I'm drinking this water so that it will come out of my privates."

I agreed that was a good plan.

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

"Vaginas are not actions. Vaginas are people. People who attack other people."

the mm, age three and a half.

Kids are so funny, especially smart kids!

footfootfoot · 01-04-2011, 08:04 AM

"Dad, you should get out of bed because it will release your brain juices."

Perhaps that explains the sloshing sound.

footfootfoot · 02-03-2011, 09:13 AM

The mm singing softly while playing with her dolls:

"A poop head full of pees
a buttcrack full of butts
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas
a buttcrack full of vaginas"

monster · 02-03-2011, 09:39 AM

mmmmmm.....

BigV · 02-03-2011, 06:16 PM

I hear it to the tune of the farmer in the dell, but it's missing one final buttcrack full of vaginas line... or that could just be me.

adorable!

Aliantha · 02-03-2011, 06:39 PM

We were waiting at the airport for Dazza to get back from another business trip last night, and the big boys were mucking about pretending to be ninjas or something.

Many of you will know that my big boys are half Samoan, and after a summer in the sun, they've got quite a dark tan, so there's no mistaking their racial heritage.

Anyway, Aden starts to get himself set up to launch an attack on Mav, and Mav squares up and say, "give it your best shot Blackie Chan!"

BigV · 02-04-2011, 02:38 PM

hahahahahahah!

footfootfoot · 02-26-2011, 09:57 AM

The mm, three and a half, asked, "Why do all the guys that want to eat mouses always make mouse sandwiches?"

Clodfobble · 02-26-2011, 10:16 AM

"Mommy, what's wrong?"
"I'm just tired, sweetie."
"You are tired because you are too big."
"...Sure."
"I will shrink you little, and you will wake up like me."

Clodfobble · 03-03-2011, 11:27 PM

Minifob's full of gems these days:

"You're folding that laundry like meat."
"How do you fold meat?"
"Just like that!"

Can't argue with his logic.

monster · 03-06-2011, 07:57 PM

"I'm an Athlete, not a Spectator"

Hebe, aged 13, at her brother's really exciting hockey game, immediately after I had spent the whole weekend watching swim meets to see her swim one race each day at a pool 80 minutes away.......

12-16-2010, 07:10 PM	#586
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12-16-2010, 08:47 PM	#587
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,225	My mistake, she said "Vaginas are not PLACES..." That should clarify it. NOT. __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

12-17-2010, 06:29 AM	#589
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,225	No, she meant vaginas, I think she just likes the sound of the word and its effect on mom. Combined with penis buttfeena stink butt it's a real crowd pleaser. The vagina-as-people thing though was her first attempt at describing the nature of the beast, to borrow a phrase. __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

01-04-2011, 08:04 AM	#591
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,225	On why I should get out of bed this morning. "Dad, you should get out of bed because it will release your brain juices." Perhaps that explains the sloshing sound. __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

02-03-2011, 09:13 AM	#592
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,225	The mm singing softly while playing with her dolls: "A poop head full of pees a buttcrack full of butts a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas a buttcrack full of vaginas" __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

12-16-2010, 09:14 PM	#588
Undertoad Employable Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 24,264	Vampires?

02-03-2011, 09:39 AM	#593
monster only 99c Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tena City Posts: 24,132	mmmmmm..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-03-2011, 06:16 PM	#594
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 18,187	I hear it to the tune of the farmer in the dell, but it's missing one final buttcrack full of vaginas line... or that could just be me. adorable! __________________ Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)

02-03-2011, 06:39 PM	#595
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 14,927	We were waiting at the airport for Dazza to get back from another business trip last night, and the big boys were mucking about pretending to be ninjas or something. Many of you will know that my big boys are half Samoan, and after a summer in the sun, they've got quite a dark tan, so there's no mistaking their racial heritage. Anyway, Aden starts to get himself set up to launch an attack on Mav, and Mav squares up and say, "give it your best shot Blackie Chan!" __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

02-04-2011, 02:38 PM	#596
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 18,187	hahahahahahah! __________________ Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180)

02-26-2011, 09:57 AM	#597
footfootfoot This Space For Rent Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street Posts: 14,225	Trope Spotting The mm, three and a half, asked, "Why do all the guys that want to eat mouses always make mouse sandwiches?" __________________ ...this reads like a cross between Cosmopolitan's 'ten ways to please your man' and a suicide note written by Nostradamus on a coke binge. - Flint

02-26-2011, 10:16 AM	#598
Clodfobble Bitchin' Tiny Unicorn Jockey Wannabe Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 14,049	"Mommy, what's wrong?" "I'm just tired, sweetie." "You are tired because you are too big." "...Sure." "I will shrink you little, and you will wake up like me." __________________ My cooking blog

03-03-2011, 11:27 PM	#599
Clodfobble Bitchin' Tiny Unicorn Jockey Wannabe Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 14,049	Minifob's full of gems these days: "You're folding that laundry like meat." "How do you fold meat?" "Just like that!" Can't argue with his logic. __________________ My cooking blog

03-06-2011, 07:57 PM	#600
monster only 99c Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Tena City Posts: 24,132	"I'm an Athlete, not a Spectator" Hebe, aged 13, at her brother's really exciting hockey game, immediately after I had spent the whole weekend watching swim meets to see her swim one race each day at a pool 80 minutes away....... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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