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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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05-18-2012, 02:00 PM
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Franklin Pierce
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Romney is driving down the road with a dog strapped to the roof and Obama pulls up next to him and says, "Hey! Are you gonna eat that?"
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05-18-2012, 02:13 PM
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See, now that's funny, because it bags on both of them.
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05-19-2012, 10:07 AM
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Shipwrecked and comatose
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(as told to Robin Ince by some teenagers on a train)
Why are physicists bad at sex? Because when they find the position they lose the momentum, and when they find the momentum they lose the position
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05-19-2012, 05:38 PM
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This Space For Rent
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05-19-2012, 10:48 PM
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Chock full O' facts
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Ineptocracy: (in-ep-toc'-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.
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05-20-2012, 12:35 PM
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"She", not "he", guys
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05-20-2012, 06:08 PM
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The Great Offender
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05-21-2012, 02:50 PM
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Professor
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05-21-2012, 07:46 PM
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This Space For Rent
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
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05-21-2012, 09:02 PM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Touché
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Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180) |
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05-22-2012, 11:22 AM
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has left the building.
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05-23-2012, 11:05 AM
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Chock full O' facts
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The Golfer and the Blonde
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blond. The puzzled blond kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "Golf balls." The blond continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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05-23-2012, 07:32 PM
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only 99c
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For history is to the nation rather as memory is to the individual. As an individual deprived of memory becomes disoriented and lost, not knowing where he has been or where he is going, so a nation denied a conception of its past will be disabled in dealing with its present and its future.
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