Bad News

[Big Sarge]

skinny-winny

[limey]

Have you tried putting a generous dod of said lotion on a long length of fabric, dangling it behind your head with one hand, reaching behind you and grasping said fabric (a towel, maybe?) with the other hand and then manoeuvring said length behind you so that said dod is near to offending parts, to which said dod of said lotion may be pressed by appropriate manoeuvres of said fabric?


Or, more simply, put a blob on the floor and roll on it!

[infinite monkey]

There's a commercial where a guy puts lotion all over a sliding glass door then rubs his back against it. Damned if I can find it. I'm almost sure it's a Kayak commercial.

[monster]

you've been at the kinky pron channels again, haven't you?

[infinite monkey]

No, unfortunately there is no Free Pron on Demand in my cable...ahem...package.

[Big Sarge]

I like the idea of rolling around on the floor. I picture my neighbor or one of my officers popping by. There's Big Sarge naked rolling around the floor in goo. Sadly most of them wouldn't be shocked

[Sundae]

Wish I was there to help rub it in!
When you say the dog is in quarantine, I assume this is simply for your benefit, to check it doesn't have rabies?
Or are dogs that attack human not automatically euthanised where you are?

Morethan - I've read a LOT about cat bites getting infected (not on here, I mean in the wider world) and it has never happened to me. My cat scratches swell up and itch immediately, but go down within two hours. I'd be more careful if they lasted. But just in this recent emergency with Diz (where I had to take him to the vet on Bank Holiday Monday) I got four or five deep punctures and two or three that at least broke the skin. They're still a little tender from the bruising, but I'm alive and well.

This is not to dispute that cats have horrid bacteria in their mouths - and it's from British magazines too - I'm just wondering if you have any personal experience?

As a complete aside, I've also noted in American films/ novels that people need anti-biotics because of scratches and cuts. And I have never in my whole life encountered this. Anyone?

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by DanaC

I can honestly say there isn't any part of me that i can't reach to put creams and lotions on. No part of my back is unreachable :0

Making an off color joke would be like shooting fish in a barrel so I won't. But I am laughing at my randy cleverness.

[monster]

Originally Posted by Sundae

As a complete aside, I've also noted in American films/ novels that people need anti-biotics because of scratches and cuts. And I have never in my whole life encountered this. Anyone?

Over here, one needs anitbiotics if one just breathes near someone else's scratch

[Big Sarge]

Sundae, my problem is my immune system is "crap" thanks to these tumors. That's why I have developed staph even though I was on Bactrim and now taking clindamycin. I've got one spot on my chest that I'm worried is the start of MRSA. If so, I'll start posting some gruesome pics.

No joke. I do feel like I'm on a down hill slide. I have so many medical problems and the VA is so slow due to the volume they are dealing with.

[glatt]

According to yesterday's ruling in the 9th circuit court of appeals:

"The VA's unchecked incompetence has gone on long enough; no more veterans should be compelled to agonize or perish while the government fails to perform its obligations,"

This related to mental illness, (PTSD) but I think the quote from the court's ruling applies here too.

[Big Sarge]

I think everyone recalls my burn out here last month when I couldn't get my PTSD meds and I had just learned of the tumors. I give the VA credit for trying. I believe they are totally overwhelmed

[footfootfoot]

Mission Accomplished?

Budget cuts at Walter Reed the real problem

The problems at the Walter Reed VA hospital are not the fault of the doctors, the nurses, the janitors, or even the just fired administrator.
The problem all goes back to the Oval office and George W Bush.

All wars have their “signature” injuries: Shell shock in world War I, Agent Orange poisoning in Vietnam and PTSD or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.

The “signature” injury from Iraq is brain damage.

A staggering 83% of wounded Marines and sailors in the Iraq war are suffering from temporary or permanent brain damage.

President Bush’s response? In his 2006 budget he announced he would eliminate a $9 million treatment program for people with Traumatic Brain Injury.

Doctors say the proportion of head injuries is higher in Iraq than in past wars partly because roadside bombs and suicide car bombs are often the weapons of choice for insurgents. Also, recent advances in body armor and helmets mean that troops caught in blasts often live but can be jolted so badly by the shock wave that their brains are injured by smacking against the inside of their skulls.


Walter Reed Army Hospital
Physicians at Walter Reed Army Medical Center have surveyed all returning soldiers injured in explosions, vehicle accidents, falls and gunshot wound to the face, neck or head.

They found evidence of TBI in 60%. In 2003 there were 437 cases of TBI, with slightly more than half showing permanent brain damage. Results at other military medical centers are similar.

The HRSA money is directed to help cash-strapped states prevent traumatic brain injury, improve rehabilitation outcomes through research, strengthen and improve State systems to better serve individuals with traumatic brain injury and their families, and advocate for and protect the rights of individuals with traumatic brain injury and their families. In other words, the kind of programs that help discharged veterans with TBI. Like this person:

In severe cases, victims must relearn how to walk and talk. "It's like being born again, literally," says Sgt. Edward "Ted" Wade, 27, a soldier with the 82nd Airborne Division who lost his right arm and suffered TBI in an explosion last year near Fallujah. Today, he sometimes struggles to formulate a thought, and his eyes blink repeatedly as he concentrates. They can't spend $9 million for this but they can spend $209 million for abstinence education that doesn't work.
While the costs of medical care go up and up all Bush will do is slash his budgets.
Increases health care costs for 1 million veterans.

For the fifth year in a row, the budget raises health care costs on 1.3 million veterans, imposing $4.9 billion in increased co-payments on prescription drugs and new enrollment fees on veterans over ten years.

Last year, the Administration estimated that these policies would drive 200,000 veterans out of the VA health care system. It would double the co-payment for prescription drugs from $8 to $15, and impose an enrollment fee of up to $750 a year for category 7 and 8 veterans. These veterans make as little as $27,790.

These proposals have been rejected in previous years.

Increases health care costs for military retirees/shortchanges military health care.

The budget proposes unspecified cuts in military health care totaling $2 billion in FY 2008 and $14 billion over five years.

Last year, the President’s budget proposed to increase TRICARE health care premiums by up to $1,000 per year for 3.1 million of the nation's military retirees under 65 and increase pharmacy co-pays – resulting in similar savings.

If these proposals are rejected by Congress again this year, the budget could under fund military health care budget by more than $2 billion -- reducing access and quality of care for service members and their families.

Investments in veterans’ health care still fall short with veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan.

The President’s budget continues to shortchange veterans’ health care, providing an increase in FY 2008, but with cuts in FY 2009 and 2010 (below the proposed FY 2008 level) and freezing funding for VA health care thereafter.

This generally flat funding is inadequate in light of the badly wounded troops returning from Iraq that could overwhelm the VA health care system. The cost of providing VA medical care has been growing by more than 10 percent in many years. Over five years, the budget cuts veterans’ health care by $3.4 billion (below the level need to keep up with inflation), according to CBO.

Budget may again underestimate the needs of returning veterans from Iraq and Afghanistan.

The VA projects that it will serve only an additional 54,000 OIF/OEF veterans during FY 2008, but that could be 50,000 patients short of actual demand.[Senate Veterans’ Affairs Committee Staff, 2/05/07]

Since the beginning of the war, the VA has underestimated the number of veterans returning from Iraq and Afghanistan in need of VA health care. “Two years ago, Congress had to pass an emergency $1.5 billion infusion for veterans’ health programs for 2005 and added $2.7 billion to Bush's request for 2006.” [Washington Post, 2/12/07]

Continues to deny VA health care for new (priority 8) veterans.

On January 17, 2003, the Bush Administration stopped enrolling new Priority 8 veterans for VA medical care, and the President’s budget continues this restrictive policy. This has prevented 1.6 million veterans, who make as little as $27,790, from enrolling in VA health care.

The Administration’s budget for mental health services is insufficient to meet growing needs of returning veterans from Iraq.

Army studies have shown that up to 30 percent of troops deployed to Iraq suffer from depression, anxiety or post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) and some experts predict that the number eventually requiring mental health treatment could exceed 170,000. [Washington Post, 12/20/06, UPI, 1/27/06]

And yet, the President's budget calls for only about 6 percent more for mental health services for veterans’ than last year. It also fails to provide sufficient funds for staffing and training in the Veterans Benefits Administration to address a claims backlog that is quickly approaching one million. [Veterans of Foreign Wars press release, 2/5/07]

Cuts funding for medical and prosthetic research.

The budget cuts medical and prosthetic research by $2.7 million from the 2007 level and $15 million below the level needed to maintain purchasing power at the 2007 level.

This would set the research grant program back years, just as many of our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan are coming home with terrible injuries that require this expertise.

With Iraq veterans returning with devastating injuries, eliminates traumatic brain injury grants.

The Bush budget eliminates an important health program for traumatic brain injuries when over 1,500 Iraq and Afghanistan veterans have suffered devastating brain injuries from IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices). This program funds statewide systems to ensure access to a range of comprehensive and coordinated TBI services, including transitional services, rehabilitation, education and employment, and long-term community support.

Per veteran health care spending has failed to keep pace with rising medical costs.

In 2007, the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) expects to treat 5.8 million veterans – more than double the number in 1995. Instead of providing adequate funding, the Administration has requested an average increase over the last 6 years of only 3.4 percent, while the medical inflation rate has climbed nearly 5 percent per year. This lack of funding has resulted in health care rationing and an entire group of veterans denied access to the system.

The Bush budget fails to provide adequate resources to train those who work with veterans to secure employment, or to help veterans to become employed.

The President’s budget would decrease funding for grants for training programs and employment opportunities for veterans in high-skill occupations and flat-line grants to operate employment programs to reach out to homeless veterans and help them become employed.

Sources:

Brain injury budget faces cut

Terri's budget cuts

PRESIDENT’S BUDGET ON VETERANS: MORE OF THE SAME MISPLACED PRIORITIES -Office of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, February 13, 2007

[Big Sarge]

3F - what Obama done for the VA since he took office? I honestly haven't checked, but I'm curious if anybody knows.

[plthijinx]

which sandbox operation were you in? my new co-worker was in O.I.F. found out he was a gunner on a humvee and took some shrapnel in his leg while there.....