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05-17-2006, 06:05 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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05-17-2006, 06:26 PM
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05-17-2006, 06:44 PM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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_________________ |...............| That's right! I cut my hand off!!! What do you | Len 17, Wid 3 | say to THAT, you bubble-talking HYPOCRITE?!? |_______________| [homepage][pics] |
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05-17-2006, 08:42 PM
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Serve ice cold, add salt to taste
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05-17-2006, 10:09 PM
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A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly
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Question??? Could it be that the toilet above in the picture was for STANDING over and not the hover-round idea? Walk in, face the wall , lift your skirt and go. This would have been before women in general wore jeans and pants in large numbers so it would have been easy to just walk-n-pee, then pat.
And as far as buttocks sweat and germs? Ever go into a womans restroom where a hover-round has been? You'll worry about more than butt-sweat, and I'm not sitting in THAT either. (I'm with Mr. Noodles on that one)
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05-17-2006, 11:10 PM
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Doesnt every Mother teach their daughter to hover??
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05-18-2006, 08:26 AM
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romuh doog is correct. The Sanistand was made for standing over; hence the "stand" part of its name. Just which direction you stand I'm not sure. I think a womens will have to chime in and explain. The only time I've seen women pee is on camping trips and they squated on the ground. True story: my sister once did that in a bunch of poison ivy; her buttocks were later used as an illustration in a medical book.
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05-18-2006, 08:48 AM
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just open the dictionary to a random page, and pick a word.
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05-21-2006, 11:44 PM
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here is a girly toilie
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05-22-2006, 03:32 AM
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that would be a bit...errr....tickly Chey.
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05-22-2006, 08:41 PM
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Easy to wipe though.
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05-23-2006, 12:28 AM
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*That's* where the Spring Bouquet Freshness comes from! Another of life's mysteries unveiled.
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05-23-2006, 09:56 AM
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Polled one young woman, DaughterofV, "what do you think about this?" the opening picture.
"Ahh, no."
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06-07-2006, 11:09 AM
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What about the Turkish lavatory ? You don't have to touch any seat or porcelain at all . The main difficulty with the Turkish lavatory is female foot-splash of course , but that is easily avoided . The micturating lady should be facing the wall , and not the door . Very few women know this .
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