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Old 09-07-2007, 10:55 AM   #496
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Most wives would be angry if their husband gave them something that smelled like another woman's orifice.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:58 AM   #497
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Most wives would be angry if their husband gave them something that smelled like another woman's orifice.
So true.
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:04 PM   #498
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Friday Night Football - here's two pics - before & after

awww - 2yrs old
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now - 16 yrs - 6'5" - 288lbs
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:15 PM   #499
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I'm happy because I left my company one week ago today and launched a new corporation. My one month goal was to have 40% of my clients move. So far 15% have. Woohoo!
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:54 PM   #500
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My friend's visit and my fiancee's visit aren't going to overlap! Maybe for a few hours. Not that I don't want them to meet, but it's been assured that no sex will be had if both parties are in the house at the same time... so I'm pleased as peaches.
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Old 09-07-2007, 12:56 PM   #501
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Congratulations, lookout123. You made the leap!
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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Old 09-07-2007, 03:34 PM   #502
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Way to go, lookout! I'm glad it's working out for you.
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Old 09-07-2007, 03:43 PM   #503
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Good goin Lookout!
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Old 09-07-2007, 03:59 PM   #504
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But what does Lilly's office smell like?
Death.


I strongly associate the fragrance of lillies with funerals. One of my first jobs was driving the delivery van for a local florist. Very happy job, everybody likes to get flowers. Even the dead people, and they got lots of lillies.
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:02 PM   #505
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The smell of flowers reminds me of death, also. A houseful of freshly-delivered flowers.
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:11 PM   #506
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Not all floral fragrances remind me of death. Honeysuckle covered the fences around the school in my youth, and although I had my share of student angst, the honeysuckle remains a pleasant memory.

Roses are strictly romantic for me. Roses for my wife make me smile.

We had a big saucer magnolia in the backyard. Those blossoms stink.

Jasmine reminds me of the senior prom, a pleasant memory.
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Old 09-07-2007, 04:17 PM   #507
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Honeysuckle might be one of the absolute best fragrances.
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:47 PM   #508
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Finally got my last Praxis score along with a little bullshit certificate of excellence blah blah blah should be happy but actually just feel tired. Maybe this is the wrong thread.
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Old 09-07-2007, 10:57 PM   #509
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I learned Zippy's secret to happiness today, and I'm going to get to meet my first Cellar dwellar tomorrow. Yeah!! The sun even shines on a rat's ass once in awhile.
who did you meet?
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Old 09-07-2007, 11:15 PM   #510
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Finally got my last Praxis score along with a little bullshit certificate of excellence blah blah blah should be happy but actually just feel tired. Maybe this is the wrong thread.
You mean instead of listening to professors, now you are one?
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