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Old 05-30-2010, 08:06 AM   #1
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May 29, 2010: Ugly jeans



From the great idea for a blog, The Ugliest Products in the Universe, comes this pair of jeans which apparently really is a pair of jeans. Two different sizes, two different styles combined to make one literal pair of jeans.

Whatever it is, I'm against it.
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Old 05-30-2010, 08:49 AM   #2
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It might be a nice gift for a girl with elephantiasis...




and I'm sure it costs at least a leg....

...and maybe an arm too.
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Old 05-30-2010, 09:11 AM   #3
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Old 05-30-2010, 09:58 AM   #4
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It might be a nice gift for a girl with elephantiasis...
hee hee hee hee
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Old 05-30-2010, 12:22 PM   #5
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Sort of a jean-etic disorder.
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Old 05-30-2010, 01:29 PM   #6
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- what a waste.
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Old 05-30-2010, 09:25 PM   #7
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Sort of a jean-etic disorder.
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Old 05-31-2010, 03:50 AM   #8
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Ideal for the gentleman who dresses to the left ... and is hung like an elephant.
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Old 05-31-2010, 12:27 PM   #9
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Ideal for the gentleman who dresses to the left ... and is hung like an elephant.
Now I know what to ask my Cellar Secret Santa for.
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:10 PM   #10
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Now I know what to ask my Cellar Secret Santa for.
A bigger penis?


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Old 06-03-2010, 03:02 PM   #11
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In other ugly jean news, Huggies is aggressively marketing these new denim-print diapers, which just make me shudder. Sure, the ad is tongue-in-cheek... but just imagine if it were a girl baby being ogled by men, eh?

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Old 06-03-2010, 03:53 PM   #12
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Or this little guy being ogled by a female school teacher or a nun?
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