Side-Show Bob Said...

Trilby · 11-05-2006, 05:58 PM

that Kettle Chips was the perfect side-dish--for revenge!

I say le petite filet mignon is the perfect side-dish for revenge (so long as it's accompanied by a side of spagett and garlic toast, and tip included)

What do YOU say, you Tony Soprano wanna-be?

What dish is the perfect revenge for youse?

DanaC · 11-05-2006, 06:01 PM

Fish fingers!

DucksNuts · 11-05-2006, 06:22 PM

Garlic prawns

Aliantha · 11-05-2006, 06:44 PM

When my husband drinks any kind of dark beer (stout etc) his farts are off the scale stink wise, to the point of making me vomit. This of course means that I invariably wake in the early hours of the morning, retch reflex in action, eyes watering, and nose puckering; while I blindly try to open all the windows, turn the ceiling fans on and leave the room before I lose what's left of the previous night's dinner.

I would suggest that dark beer before spending a night locked in a room with my husband would be an excellent form of revenge.

wolf · 11-05-2006, 07:54 PM

Since revenge is a dish best served cold ... I'll have to go with an Italian Hoagie, Real Proscuitto, Genoa Salami, and the Sharp Provolone. With Oil.

Sundae · 11-06-2006, 11:48 AM

Not really getting this thread.

But am going to say olives anyway. Working on Wolf's assumption that they should be served cold. And having had some on Saturday for the first time in months.

Sunshine Olives from Olives Et Al. And such olives. Oh. Mouthfuls of heaven.

So revenge or otherwise, I just want them on the menu.

Happy Monkey · 11-06-2006, 12:06 PM

Red jalapenos...

Beestie · 11-06-2006, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Red jalapenos...

Scoff. Dave's "The Bomb" Sauce. That stuff could eat through three decks of an interstellar salvage cruiser. Seriously. Do not purchase it. Just don't.

Sundae · 11-06-2006, 12:19 PM

Cruel, just cruel.

Sheldonrs · 11-06-2006, 01:18 PM

A Long Island Iced Tea with ipicac(sp.?) added.

Aliantha · 11-06-2006, 07:09 PM

OMG...the last time I had a long island iced tea I was so pissed it was almost unbelievable. Those things are leathal.

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-06-2006, 10:37 PM

An ipecac spiking is one thing, if the thing you want is immediate action.

But there's always the chocolate cake with Ex-Lax chocolate frosting.

Hoof Hearted · 11-06-2006, 10:58 PM

Chocolate cake and Ex-Lax laced chocolate frosting with an Ambien (sleep aid).

lumberjim · 11-07-2006, 12:14 AM

the professor coming to dinner? i'd be more interested to know the nature of the type of revenge you're plotting.

Trilby · 11-07-2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

the professor coming to dinner? i'd be more interested to know the nature of the type of revenge you're plotting.

No, the prof isn't coming to dinner. Though I still love him, the relationship has cooled. I like a different married prof now! (me? I'm hopeless)

The revenge I had in mind was...well, whatever kind of revenge you need. I just thought Side-Show Bob's saying Kettle Chips were the best side dish for revenge was pretty funny. He made Bart into a zombie and trained him to blow himself--and Krusty--up on stage during a Krusty fund-raiser.

11-05-2006, 05:58 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Side-Show Bob Said... that Kettle Chips was the perfect side-dish--for revenge! I say le petite filet mignon is the perfect side-dish for revenge (so long as it's accompanied by a side of spagett and garlic toast, and tip included) What do YOU say, you Tony Soprano wanna-be? What dish is the perfect revenge for youse? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

11-05-2006, 06:44 PM	#4
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	When my husband drinks any kind of dark beer (stout etc) his farts are off the scale stink wise, to the point of making me vomit. This of course means that I invariably wake in the early hours of the morning, retch reflex in action, eyes watering, and nose puckering; while I blindly try to open all the windows, turn the ceiling fans on and leave the room before I lose what's left of the previous night's dinner. I would suggest that dark beer before spending a night locked in a room with my husband would be an excellent form of revenge. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2006, 07:54 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Since revenge is a dish best served cold ... I'll have to go with an Italian Hoagie, Real Proscuitto, Genoa Salami, and the Sharp Provolone. With Oil. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-06-2006, 11:48 AM	#6
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Not really getting this thread. But am going to say olives anyway. Working on Wolf's assumption that they should be served cold. And having had some on Saturday for the first time in months. Sunshine Olives from Olives Et Al. And such olives. Oh. Mouthfuls of heaven. So revenge or otherwise, I just want them on the menu. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-06-2006, 12:06 PM	#7
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Red jalapenos... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-05-2006, 06:01 PM	#2
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Fish fingers!

11-05-2006, 06:22 PM	#3
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Garlic prawns

11-06-2006, 12:19 PM	#9
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Cruel, just cruel. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-06-2006, 01:18 PM	#10
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	A Long Island Iced Tea with ipicac(sp.?) added. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-06-2006, 07:09 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	OMG...the last time I had a long island iced tea I was so pissed it was almost unbelievable. Those things are leathal. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-06-2006, 10:37 PM	#12
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	An ipecac spiking is one thing, if the thing you want is immediate action. But there's always the chocolate cake with Ex-Lax chocolate frosting. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

11-06-2006, 10:58 PM	#13
Hoof Hearted ...you smell something? Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Monroe, GA Posts: 420	Chocolate cake and Ex-Lax laced chocolate frosting with an Ambien (sleep aid). __________________ I have the ability of single-minded determination and focu...Hey, look! A horse!

11-07-2006, 12:14 AM	#14
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	the professor coming to dinner? i'd be more interested to know the nature of the type of revenge you're plotting. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

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