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Old 05-02-2009, 09:48 PM   #1
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Beat the Meat - Penis Police Offerers

Shameless clone thread, too good to pass up.
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Old 05-03-2009, 03:47 AM   #2
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Well, I for one, appreciated your effort Shel. :P
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Old 05-03-2009, 10:53 AM   #3
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Old 05-09-2009, 06:44 PM   #4
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I had sex with a police officer once.
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Old 05-09-2009, 07:44 PM   #5
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I had sex with a police officer once.
Did you go all the way or did he just cop a feel?
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Old 05-09-2009, 08:07 PM   #6
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I hope he used his nightstick!
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Old 05-09-2009, 08:44 PM   #7
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The thread title immediately made me think of Tom of Finland.
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Old 05-09-2009, 09:58 PM   #8
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I had sex with a police officer once.
Did you still get a ticket?

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