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Old 11-17-2003, 06:00 PM   #16
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15% of stupid people's last words are:

Hey, Y'all, Watch this!

15% " I wonder what this button does"

the other 70%?








47.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot
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Old 11-17-2003, 06:24 PM   #17
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Originally posted by Lumberjim:

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15% of stupid people's last words are:

I don't know the exact percentages but would guess that these might also be included:

"Don't worry, its not loaded."

"The white tigers are getting fat - I'm putting them on a diet."

"What's wrong with day-old sushi?"

"This is probably the last ice-fishing day of the Spring."

etc...
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Old 11-17-2003, 06:51 PM   #18
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Old 11-17-2003, 09:11 PM   #19
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What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.
Yes, but sadly, not before those so afflicted are able to reproduce, thus, the gene for it is never bred out of the race.
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Old 11-17-2003, 10:22 PM   #20
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What he meant, spode, is that stupidity usually kills those who are afflicted.
Usually not soon enough. The stupid reproduce faster than the smart.
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Old 11-19-2003, 09:56 PM   #21
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Originally posted by tonksy
"hold my beer..."
YES! Oh God, yes. I remember it well, probably because I've heard it so many times. So there I stand, wondering how long before I might as well finish that beer, because he sure as hell ain't.
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