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Old 08-29-2009, 10:58 PM   #136
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I must say i am die hard car guy. But i dont think one has ever replaced a woman ever. Well it might if i had somewhere to put it you know....lol. So what are you driving these days then??????
You have not been lookin hard enuf...in fact I'll help ya out!

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=589488&postcount=2253 NSFW
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Old 08-30-2009, 01:46 AM   #137
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you guys turned a ducksnuts mght get some eventually thread into a windex for car cleaning thread?

shame :
I'm clueless and inept. What did you expect?
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Old 08-30-2009, 03:03 AM   #138
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How about windex? That's what I use on my leather, plastic, glass....
Dont know about windex on leather....I use a leather cleaner and then leather creme, for the rest of the interior I use this stuff called "Dash Dandy"...its freakin' amazing!!! Smells devine and conditions the rest of the interior. You can use it on leather as well, but I dont.

Can also use it on mudflaps and the black plastic on the exterior....at the car yard I would dash dandy everything!! (Including the interior plastic plants).
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:16 PM   #139
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You have not been lookin hard enuf...in fact I'll help ya out!

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=589488&postcount=2253
Thanks for the link i clicked on it while at work lol oops!
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:24 PM   #140
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Yeah i have aleather cleaner and cream for my pleather and i does a great job. Except it smells kinda funny though......Sorry about turning her might get laid thread to car talk. But i am assuming this isnt a maybe get laid thread for her it sound like she was about to get some on her 3rd date?????? But its just great to hear a woman say shes a car guy....Its hot and shes got a nice ride too couldnt help it.....
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Old 08-31-2009, 03:31 PM   #141
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... leather creme...
How do you get the bull to cooperate?
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Old 08-31-2009, 06:24 PM   #142
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Well you know......first you.......then you.......and then.....bammm!!!! Leather creme!!!! Lol. So ducks.... Did you get some on your third date or what????
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Old 08-31-2009, 08:26 PM   #143
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Thanks for the link i clicked on it while at work lol oops!
I am really sorry, I meant to tag it NSFW and forgot.
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Old 08-14-2012, 06:19 AM   #144
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So...train wreck....gah.

There's one decent single guy at work (there are a couple single guys, but one freaks me out serial killer wise and the other is the sweetest guy that needs to be dragged into the 21st century, but really not my type).

Anyway, Work Guy and I did flirty stuff for a little while and then we got drunk and had *dirty-outside-quickie-sex*...he came around for dinner a couple of times and stayed over after that. I thought ....mmmmaybe.

THEEEEENNNNNN...his ex comes back to work (from maternity leave - his baby) and is positioned in my team and I am her supervisor. Fuck!

Ali then receives a txt message about how I am shitting myself about having to pee on a stick and calls me....she is her ever together self and talks me through....peestick shows negative and we decide its because my Mirena needs to be replaced and sore boobs etc are part of the deal. Phew!

See - I've not grown up and Ive collected way more baggage now...although its designer.



Plus, I still use Dash Dandy and Leather Creme on my interior.
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Old 08-14-2012, 08:14 AM   #145
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Awwwwwwwwwwkward!!!!
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Old 08-14-2012, 10:49 AM   #146
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his ex

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edited for clarity.


Please! Carry on!
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Old 08-14-2012, 12:44 PM   #147
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Still awkward!

But at least it explains how come you knew Sally was back and we didn't.
I was beginning to worry that you and Ali were psychic sidekicks.
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Old 08-14-2012, 04:50 PM   #148
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haha...I posted it on facebook Sundae, and I don't have you there.

That's where Ducky and I have most of our 'chats' about stuff. Occasionally there's a 'crisis' and a phone call or text message is required though.
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Old 08-14-2012, 06:16 PM   #149
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Please! Carry on!
Yes , ex....but I have since found out she has 3 kids to 3 different Dads (and isnt with any of them) and he has kids to different women.

Not where I want to be!!

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haha...I posted it on facebook Sundae, and I don't have you there.

That's where Ducky and I have most of our 'chats' about stuff. Occasionally there's a 'crisis' and a phone call or text message is required though.
And getting the "fuck, Im going home to pee on a stick" txt message when diriving requires a phone call
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Old 08-14-2012, 08:06 PM   #150
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You ARE living in Bogansville, aren't ya mate?




(Trans: Bogan = white trash (US) or Chav (UK).)
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