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Old 06-02-2010, 03:48 PM   #1
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June 2, 2010: "Turtle Boy" growth removed



This lad in China, Eight-year-old Maimaiti Hali, developed a tumor or growth of some sort which made his classmates call him "turtle boy".



Ew, look at the hair on it. Ew.



So doctors operated, and removed it. But we're not told what it really was, or why it happened, or WTF. Anyway, he can be a part of our Cellar Turtle Fest 2010.

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Old 06-02-2010, 05:54 PM   #2
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Mole mole mole! [/austin powers]
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:46 PM   #3
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Now maybe his head won't have to compete for resources.
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Old 06-02-2010, 06:58 PM   #4
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Asians in a half-shell, TURTLE POWER!

... They're coming.
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Old 06-03-2010, 07:47 AM   #5
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Four years in a warrior monastery and he totally would have been a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Seems a shame to let that opportunity go.
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:34 AM   #6
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I told myself and told myself: do not open an IotD with the words "growth" and "removed" in the title. I didn't listen to myself.
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:38 AM   #7
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There goes his career in the TMNT movies... !
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:01 AM   #8
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I told myself and told myself: do not open an IotD with the words "growth" and "removed" in the title. I didn't listen to myself.
Now, you'll be forever disappointed that he chose to remove his gift, right?

Maybe they could send it, to you? You could have it surgically grafted, to your back, and then YOU would have the gift... the power.

Would that make you happy?
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:44 AM   #9
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Now, you'll be forever disappointed that he chose to remove his gift, right?

Maybe they could send it, to you? You could have it surgically grafted, to your back, and then YOU would have the gift... the power.

Would that make you happy?
Oh HALE no. Take that gift off, throw that gift away, do not let that gift darken his, mine, or anyone else's doorstep ever again.
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Old 06-03-2010, 12:47 PM   #10
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Oh HALE no. Take that gift off, throw that gift away, do not let that gift darken his, mine, or anyone else's doorstep ever again.
Okay... but it'll darken your back. How's that?

By all that is unholy, I decree that, upon the first Friday in June, you shall awaken with a hairy shell adorning your back.

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Old 06-03-2010, 03:56 PM   #11
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Old 06-03-2010, 08:30 PM   #12
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By all that is unholy, I decree that, upon the first Friday in June, you shall awaken with a hairy shell adorning your back.
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You have no power here! Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too!

Can you drop a basement? Just kidding.
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:54 PM   #13
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:00 PM   #14
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Can I get some synchronized watches? My cable modem and my cable TV have different times. (What is up with that?)

The way I see it, I have one hour and 2 to 5 minutes before I get turtle back.

Tomorrow is Friday, right?
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:02 PM   #15
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