Worst Movie EVER...and I saw St. Peppers - Page 4

Shocker · 11-16-2006, 12:58 PM

I don't know if i would say it was the worst movie I've ever watched, but Mulholland Drive was definatly one of the strangest... The only thing that made it worth watching was seeing Naomi Watts' boobs and the HOT lesbian scenes between her and Laura Harring.

Shawnee123 · 11-17-2006, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Shocker

I don't know if i would say it was the worst movie I've ever watched, but Mulholland Drive was definatly one of the strangest...

The movie was strange, typical Lynch...but I LOVED it.

You want strange Lynch? Watch Eraserhead. You might never be the same.

chrisinhouston · 11-26-2006, 01:39 PM

I'd say it's a tossup between The Killer Shrews or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

Ibby · 11-26-2006, 04:36 PM

killer shrew! killer shrew!

TexJeff87 · 11-28-2006, 10:30 AM

I'm voting for Anaconda. If you watch the scene where the boat is being un-stuck, the waterfall in the background is going UP.

How do you have a waterfall in the Amazon Basin, anyhow?

Happy Monkey · 11-28-2006, 10:39 AM

"Trees"

A remake of Jaws, with the shark replaced by a Great White Pine.

glatt · 11-28-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

"Trees"

A remake of Jaws, with the shark replaced by a Great White Pine.

That actually sounds pretty funny ... for a two minute long SNL skit.

Happy Monkey · 11-28-2006, 12:55 PM

Yes, if only it were...

xoxoxoBruce · 11-28-2006, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by TexJeff87

I'm voting for Anaconda. If you watch the scene where the boat is being un-stuck, the waterfall in the background is going UP.

How do you have a waterfall in the Amazon Basin, anyhow?

The waterfalls falling up is like the wagon wheels in the westerns going backwards, and the falls are created by the river flowing over a very large snake.

Welcome to the Cellar, TexJeff87.

King · 12-10-2006, 03:57 PM

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I have no plans on seeing this film. But I hve a hard time thinking ANY film could be worse than Cronenberg's movie "Crash".

Same here. The only film that comes close is Timecode. There are four screens at once, and yet nothing happens on any of them. Most of the film involves people just sitting there, pointless conversations, and random earthquakes, which were apparently only put there as cues to the actors (the film was shot in one take).

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 04:19 PM

I'll add two:
The Worm Eaters
Surf Nazi's Must Die

But they were both better than Safe or Monster's Ball.

Planet Terror (the first half of Grindhouse) had a good exploding head scene.

Cloud · 06-07-2007, 05:13 PM

I didn't think it was the worst movie ever. Thought it was kind of boring, though.

On the whole, it was an interesting and sympathetic look at a figure which has gotten no sympathy from history, rightly or wrongly. Deliberately anachronistic, of course.

And the shoes and costumes were pretty.

BigV · 06-07-2007, 05:51 PM

Meet the Parents.

I am still upset that I'll never get those two hours back! I could, I could have *better* used them to, to, sort the dairy products by expiration date, or evening up all the threads in the fringe on my cutoffs, or sleeping, or something. I was ROBBED!

HungLikeJesus · 06-07-2007, 06:32 PM

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Meet the Parents.

There were some classic scenes in Meet the Parents, like cat milking and, uh, that other scene... you know.

TheMercenary · 06-07-2007, 10:27 PM

I Spit on your Grave.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Spit_On_Your_Grave

11-16-2006, 12:58 PM	#46
Shocker Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your Mom's house Posts: 378	I don't know if i would say it was the worst movie I've ever watched, but Mulholland Drive was definatly one of the strangest... The only thing that made it worth watching was seeing Naomi Watts' boobs and the HOT lesbian scenes between her and Laura Harring. __________________ “I live only for posterity. Death is nothing, but to live defeated and without glory is to die everyday." - Napolean Bonaparte

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11-28-2006, 10:39 AM	#51
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	"Trees" A remake of Jaws, with the shark replaced by a Great White Pine. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-28-2006, 12:55 PM	#53
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Yes, if only it were... __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

06-07-2007, 04:19 PM	#56
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I'll add two: The Worm Eaters Surf Nazi's Must Die But they were both better than Safe or Monster's Ball. Planet Terror (the first half of Grindhouse) had a good exploding head scene. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

11-26-2006, 01:39 PM	#48
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I'd say it's a tossup between The Killer Shrews or Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.

11-28-2006, 10:30 AM	#50
TexJeff87 Recruit or Something Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4	I'm voting for Anaconda. If you watch the scene where the boat is being un-stuck, the waterfall in the background is going UP. How do you have a waterfall in the Amazon Basin, anyhow?

06-07-2007, 05:13 PM	#57
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I didn't think it was the worst movie ever. Thought it was kind of boring, though. On the whole, it was an interesting and sympathetic look at a figure which has gotten no sympathy from history, rightly or wrongly. Deliberately anachronistic, of course. And the shoes and costumes were pretty. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

06-07-2007, 05:51 PM	#58
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Meet the Parents. I am still upset that I'll never get those two hours back! I could, I could have better used them to, to, sort the dairy products by expiration date, or evening up all the threads in the fringe on my cutoffs, or sleeping, or something. I was ROBBED! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-07-2007, 10:27 PM	#60
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I Spit on your Grave. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Spit_On_Your_Grave __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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