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11-16-2015, 04:06 PM | #1 |
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Embiggen - verb - to enlarge; to make bigger
Ensmall - verb - to make smaller
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11-16-2015, 04:12 PM | #2 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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Cellar Glossary
Bass-ball - Killing it in the orchestra pit. Canadia - Country north of the USA Cock: use as a substitute for any other noun or verb in order to convey something something Cow orker ~ Someone employed at the same place; co-worker Dead hobos. ..what you fill your shed with. Dowas==boobs Embiggen ~ verb - to enlarge; to make bigger / Make it grow, bro Endrunkening - noun - a drinking binge / verb – intoxicating Ensmall - verb - to make smaller Flap your crap trap - talking out of your ass Fuckery: when you get fucked over by some flim flam perpetrated by a company or service. Geekven - geek heaven. As in, 'there are so many genre shows on tv now, that I'm in geekven' Haggis: an expression of laughter Norks = boobs Norwegia - Country located on the Scandinavian Peninsula Pee like a racist – to urinate heavily Pennsylvaniac - Citizen of Pennsylvania Pope-ocalypse - Pope's visit to Philly Vominting. - when a lady who has an unhealthy obsession with her weight, uses the bathroom after eating and then cleans her teeth.
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11-16-2015, 05:59 PM | #3 | |
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11-16-2015, 09:05 PM | #4 |
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Thats crass
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11-17-2015, 06:18 AM | #5 |
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I must have missed the new cellar standards memo.
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11-17-2015, 09:37 AM | #6 |
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double standards
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11-17-2015, 06:28 PM | #7 |
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Low standards.
What? They're in the cellar, right?
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11-17-2015, 06:53 PM | #8 |
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They're in the cloud now. ideas above their station
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12-11-2016, 04:39 PM | #9 |
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Ignoranus - noun - a dumbass
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12-11-2016, 10:22 PM | #10 |
To shreds, you say?
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Where did piss like a racist come from? Was that a story from Case or Kerosene?
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06-10-2017, 04:10 PM | #11 | |
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03-10-2019, 09:56 PM | #12 | |
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http://www.todayifoundout.com/index....ike-racehorse/ but now when I'm desperate I always at least think "I need to pee like a racist" and it's all your fault.
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12-11-2016, 11:43 PM | #13 |
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For a while we had a list of mixed/confused metaphors that we used to admire, was that on the list?
I think some made it into the cookie file "Nobody has been able to ridicule my argument with bullets." "He made out like a Band-Aid" |
12-12-2016, 08:35 PM | #14 |
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You can go pound salt
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06-10-2017, 12:42 PM | #15 |
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Calmity - noun - calmness in the face of calamity
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