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Old 08-12-2013, 10:02 AM   #16
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Is there a way to turn off auto-fuck up on a droid.

it's the cause of posting problems here and elsewhere (thdoesn't affect texts)nt

adds letter, inserts between words, it sucks ass.
turn that frown upside down.
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Old 08-12-2013, 10:28 AM   #17
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That was an awful lot of work just to be banned, Chinese spammer.
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Old 08-12-2013, 10:29 AM   #18
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still, you have to appreciate the manual labor involved, no?
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Old 08-12-2013, 04:14 PM   #19
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Yeah, but it's Chinese labor.
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Old 08-12-2013, 04:46 PM   #20
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Old 08-31-2013, 11:01 AM   #21
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Update: i found a setting under keyboard function. Turned auto-fuck up off. But it's still doing it. Adding leters insering words. And i got a replacement phone. So it's the THE phone not THIS phon
so done with droid and probably Motorola. Bye Motorola, we had a long run.20 Years has it been? Now fuck off.

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Old 09-10-2013, 09:28 AM   #22
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i have to say though It's all worth it when you have such wonderful Fups as these....I often find myself trying not to laugh out loud in the office whilst I'm supposed to be working!
http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/
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Old 02-23-2015, 02:38 PM   #23
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Old 02-23-2015, 02:40 PM   #24
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I move that "mad enough to blow a German" be inserted into The Cellar Lexicon™, post haste.
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Old 02-23-2015, 04:25 PM   #25
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Old 02-23-2015, 08:34 PM   #26
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Old 02-24-2015, 08:03 PM   #27
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Old 02-24-2015, 08:28 PM   #28
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I managed to turn autocarrot off on my new phone, but after a few days it turned itself on again and now I can't find how to get rid of it again. I think that function has a more sinister purpose.

I also think when the alien invasion happens, they will hack our GPS systems and use them to divert us to concentration camps.
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Old 02-25-2015, 04:23 AM   #29
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I managed to turn autocarrot off on my new phone, but after a few days it turned itself on again and now I can't find how to get rid of it again. I think that function has a more sinister purpose.

I also think when the alien invasion happens, they will hack our GPS systems and use them to divert us to concentration camps.
Is that a new app? If so I think it's one I need to get :P
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Old 02-26-2015, 09:23 PM   #30
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They have auto-carrot now? And I thought auto-tomato was too much.

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