What's making you happy today? - Page 840

Griff · 05-12-2020, 05:15 PM

$80 between the two of us

sexobon · 05-12-2020, 06:05 PM

I'll have a sarsaparilla.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-13-2020, 06:55 AM

That for insurance on two vehicles it will be interesting to see if I hear from the other company.
They pissed me off though because I've renewed and paid for my policy April 1st for the last 54 years. This year I can only get a policy for six months because they stopped writing full year policies in PA. That renewal will come up in October at the same time as state inspection, registration renewal, and going away for 5 to 8 days.

monster · 05-14-2020, 01:41 AM

daughter got $21, I 've heard nothing about mine

sexobon · 05-14-2020, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexobon

I found something to like about wearing masks in public. I can whistle at an attractive gal; then, look at the guy nearest to me and say: Stop that!

If I'm wearing a mask AND gloves, I can grab a dumb blonde's pussy and say: Turn your head to the side and cough. She'll appreciate that she got COVID-19 tested just like the men!

Gravdigr · 05-18-2020, 08:37 PM

Woke up this morning and was wondering what the squrl was barking about. I had a cookie, and was kissing to the squrl, hoping he would come down outta the tree, when I thought I heard a tiny meow. I assumed it was a bird of some sort.

It was not.

I heard it again, located it out by the trailer in the yard. It was a cat (shocker, I know!). It was a black cat. It was a friendly black cat.

He isn't as slick as ol' Slick, matter of fact, he (I think it's a he) is quite hairy. So hairy, we're not sure of the sex, I've been calling him a he.

He's fairly healthy, no obvious problems. I got a tick off him. He was a little hungry. He dove face first into a bowl of left over chicken. Later, he ate a fair helping of Momdigr's left over scratch-made macaroni & cheese, which is what he will get a little later for second supper. I'll get some cat food tomorrow, if he's still here in the morning.

I think he is someone's outside cat, as he came in but was NOT comfortable with the situation.

It's 8:30ish, making his stay right about 12 hours, so far.

I told him he could stay if he wanted to.

Momdigr was talking to him and accidentally called him Slick.

She looked like she'd swallowed her cud for a moment.

Every cat we've had, was a stray that adopted us.

We'll see.

Gravdigr · 05-18-2020, 08:43 PM

This is me trying not to be stoked...

Clodfobble · 05-18-2020, 08:47 PM

Hope Slick 2.0 works out!

BigV · 05-18-2020, 10:28 PM

Sweeeet!

Griff · 05-19-2020, 06:15 AM

Slick!

glatt · 05-19-2020, 07:31 AM

Nice!

So, now that it's tomorrow...

Did the cat come back,
the very next day?

fargon · 05-19-2020, 07:31 AM

Pix?

sexobon · 05-19-2020, 08:12 AM

The squirrel might think you're an interspecies two-timer; but, the cat can always eat the squirrel.

monster · 05-19-2020, 10:54 AM

Oh that made me happy to read, and I needed that, thanks

DanaC · 05-19-2020, 10:56 AM

Hey Grav, how's the kittycat doing?

05-12-2020, 05:15 PM	#12586
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	$80 between the two of us __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-13-2020, 06:55 AM	#12588
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That for insurance on two vehicles it will be interesting to see if I hear from the other company. They pissed me off though because I've renewed and paid for my policy April 1st for the last 54 years. This year I can only get a policy for six months because they stopped writing full year policies in PA. That renewal will come up in October at the same time as state inspection, registration renewal, and going away for 5 to 8 days. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-14-2020, 01:41 AM	#12589
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	daughter got $21, I 've heard nothing about mine __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-18-2020, 08:37 PM	#12591
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Woke up this morning and was wondering what the squrl was barking about. I had a cookie, and was kissing to the squrl, hoping he would come down outta the tree, when I thought I heard a tiny meow. I assumed it was a bird of some sort. It was not. I heard it again, located it out by the trailer in the yard. It was a cat (shocker, I know!). It was a black cat. It was a friendly black cat. He isn't as slick as ol' Slick, matter of fact, he (I think it's a he) is quite hairy. So hairy, we're not sure of the sex, I've been calling him a he. He's fairly healthy, no obvious problems. I got a tick off him. He was a little hungry. He dove face first into a bowl of left over chicken. Later, he ate a fair helping of Momdigr's left over scratch-made macaroni & cheese, which is what he will get a little later for second supper. I'll get some cat food tomorrow, if he's still here in the morning. I think he is someone's outside cat, as he came in but was NOT comfortable with the situation. It's 8:30ish, making his stay right about 12 hours, so far. I told him he could stay if he wanted to. Momdigr was talking to him and accidentally called him Slick. She looked like she'd swallowed her cud for a moment. Every cat we've had, was a stray that adopted us. We'll see. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-18-2020, 08:43 PM	#12592
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This is me trying not to be stoked... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-12-2020, 06:05 PM	#12587
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'll have a sarsaparilla.

05-18-2020, 08:47 PM	#12593
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Hope Slick 2.0 works out! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

05-18-2020, 10:28 PM	#12594
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Sweeeet! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

05-19-2020, 06:15 AM	#12595
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Slick! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-19-2020, 07:31 AM	#12596
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nice! So, now that it's tomorrow... Did the cat come back, the very next day?

05-19-2020, 07:31 AM	#12597
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Pix? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

05-19-2020, 08:12 AM	#12598
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	The squirrel might think you're an interspecies two-timer; but, the cat can always eat the squirrel.

05-19-2020, 10:54 AM	#12599
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oh that made me happy to read, and I needed that, thanks __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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