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Old 12-10-2018, 12:20 PM   #1
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That'll work about as well as it does with mosquitoes.
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Old 12-10-2018, 06:48 PM   #2
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Remember Roger the buff kangaroo?

Name:  roo.JPG
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Yeah, he dead.
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Old 12-11-2018, 06:19 AM   #3
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His boy Monty seems sufficient for the task.
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Old 12-11-2018, 11:01 AM   #4
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I'd kick his... psst, he's in Australia, right... good... ass.
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Old 12-18-2018, 08:23 PM   #5
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Penny Marshall

She shall be missed. Another piece of my childhood is gone.
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Old 12-18-2018, 10:34 PM   #6
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Yup I woulda screwed Penny Marshall if I had the chance. She wasn't pretty and a voice like fingernails on a blackboard, but she was the homey type that I like.

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Old 12-19-2018, 10:04 AM   #7
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...but she was the homey type that I like.
She was the funny type I like. Rich and funny.

And:

Hello Moto!
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Old 12-19-2018, 01:59 PM   #8
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She was the funny type I like. Rich and funny.

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Hello Moto!
A new phone to play with it took awhile just to figure how to post pics again.

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Old 12-19-2018, 02:21 PM   #9
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Whatchya gonna do with all that phone?

Kat pikshurs?
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Old 12-23-2018, 11:08 AM   #10
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Mrs. Dr. Suess died. The most recent Mrs. Dr. Suess.

She was 97.

That's all I got.
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Old 12-23-2018, 11:33 AM   #11
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Ha! You did too.


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Old 12-23-2018, 12:02 PM   #12
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I didn't confuse him, or her, with anyone.

I just can't speel.
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Old 12-23-2018, 12:03 PM   #13
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So glad to make your day.
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Old 12-23-2018, 09:07 PM   #14
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Dr Seuss's wife has in fact died. Fish: she was old.
https://www.bustle.com/p/dr-seuss-wi...ge-97-15560127
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Old 12-28-2018, 07:00 AM   #15
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Sister Wendy passed the day after Christmas.

No confusing who her husband was...
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