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Old 02-08-2010, 11:08 PM   #1
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Feb 9, 2010: Screw In Coffin

It takes so much time and energy to plant somebody, here's and idea who's time has come.
The Screw In Coffin.



Let the puns, begin...

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Old 02-08-2010, 11:36 PM   #2
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why fuck around with that?
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:36 AM   #3
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Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:29 AM   #4
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Thats a great idea, really! An Auger built intoa coffin. that way the zombies are already standing when they reanimate!

But I think Jim nailed a better idea!
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:53 AM   #5
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I used to be a necrophile, until some rotten cxxx split on me.
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Old 02-09-2010, 03:04 AM   #6
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Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:09 AM   #7
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Never heard of the IRS? Or debt collectors?
Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!
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Old 02-09-2010, 05:18 AM   #8
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Action!

I like the idea/pic of Lumberjim. It would add some action to a slow standard funeral.
And it would be cheaper.
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Old 02-09-2010, 06:04 AM   #9
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Yea I've heard of both, but usually there ain't shit they can do AFTER I'm dead other than repo my rotting corpse!
Death has never stopped either from trying.
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:37 AM   #10
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Well that will add a new twist to the funeral. I wonder which celeb will take the first turn in one of these?
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:37 AM   #11
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Well I've heard of 'being screwed to death' but never 'being screwed after death'!
Now you can get nailed and then screwed.
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:39 AM   #12
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Aside from the puns, there is some real merit to this idea. I can picture the Army's Mortuary Affairs using something like this. With cemetaries filling up more and more every day, there has been exploration into how to conserve space. Enter vertical burying. My personal take is that everyone should be cremated. It saves a ton of space and piggybacking on xhaos, ashes can't reanimate like corpses.
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:43 AM   #13
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Cremation takes too much energy. Compost, or better yet, soylent green.
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:48 AM   #14
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the coffin nail gun was jinx's idea.....i just did the photo(paint.net)-shopping.
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Old 02-09-2010, 12:10 PM   #15
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