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Old 09-20-2009, 03:31 PM   #1
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So, Obama has been president for 8 months, and

...my kids aren't in the Hitler Youth, the Caliphate has not been restored, I haven't been forced to live on a collective farm, and Afghanistan hasn't invaded New Jersey.

What's going on, conservatives? I was told that Obama was a Kenyan Arab Nazi Commie Peacefreak who would sell us all out to the ghost of Saddam Hussein (his middle name is even Hussein! HURR HURR!).

Please explain the outright failure of your dire predictions to materialize.
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:43 PM   #2
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change takes time
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Old 09-20-2009, 03:54 PM   #3
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change takes time
No, I'm pretty sure I remember Merc and a few others implying that this would all be pretty much immediate.

I'll settle for any concrete steps that can be demonstrated to lead to the Caliphate, for example, or the communization of America.
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Old 09-20-2009, 06:19 PM   #4
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Come on, we know he is a superhero!
http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:13 PM   #5
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Come on, we know he is a superhero!
http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama
No, he's a supervillian. I know this, because the conservatards have told me so on many occasions.

So where's the DOOM?
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:35 PM   #6
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No, he's a supervillian. I know this, because the conservatards have told me so on many occasions.

So where's the DOOM?
Whoa!

You/re saying he is not a super-hero?

But he did the super-hero fist jab with spiderman!
Oh wait...now I remember, a FOX anchor person raised the question of if it was a "terrorist fist jab"....villainous!
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:46 PM   #7
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Old 09-20-2009, 09:59 PM   #8
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What turned you around on this opinion, my friend?
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Old 09-21-2009, 02:06 PM   #9
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When I troll a board, I like to stick around and follow through all the fights I've picked until I actually win everybody over, and, no matter how hard they don't want to, they come to love me. And then, 3.5 years later, I'm still there, and I can laugh about it with them.

Kind of like standing up in a church and yelling "God is a ni66er fa66ot!!!1" and then talking your way out of it.

Maybe this will pull you out of single-digit replies.
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:37 PM   #10
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Don't worry: I'm just sticking my head in the door...now: I'm gone...

"So, Obama has been president for 8 months, and..."

He's still a mediocre man with mediocre ideas.
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:48 PM   #11
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you're just saying that cuz he's black.
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:51 PM   #12
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His being a nigger has nothin' to do with nothin'...
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:49 PM   #13
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I'se pretty sure there was a two headed calf born over Lancaster way ...
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:41 AM   #14
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"So, Obama has been president for 8 months, and..."
He's still a mediocre man with mediocre ideas.
But he has lots of Czars
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:42 AM   #15
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Hush, wackoman. You'll just encourage him.

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