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5 | 41.67% |
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09-12-2015, 03:01 PM
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I can hear my ears
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09-12-2015, 03:27 PM
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polaroid of perfection
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Me and that bird in The Evil Dead have a different take on the words Hump Day...
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09-13-2015, 09:43 AM
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I am Groot.
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09-13-2015, 11:13 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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10-01-2015, 04:04 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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I had a sex-dream last night! Woot, woot!
Although as I will confess, it started in a very unpleasant way. I was in my bed, where I live now, and I was sharing it with my sister. I'm guessing we were late teens - probably the last time we genuinely got on, and certainly the last time we lived together. She started putting the moves on me. And although I actually knew it should be disgusting, even in the dream, it was really turning me on. Not because it was my sister, just because she knew what she was doing. Anyway, she made a move too far, and even my horny dream-self decided realised this couldn't go anywhere good, so I rejected her advances. Only to have her say, "I suppose you'd prefer my brother then." Because with that shift I realised she wasn't my sister at all - or perhaps only a step-sister. Her brother was a complete stranger to me, and looked like a sinewy Viking. The offer was very acceptable... So we had immediate, bruising, very successful sex right there and then. First time in ages (dream or IRL!) Yay me.
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10-01-2015, 06:59 AM
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The future is unwritten
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A happy dream for a change, congratulations.
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10-01-2015, 09:44 AM
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sex bruises, nice, possibly slightly embarrassing reminders..
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10-01-2015, 03:07 PM
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I can hear my ears
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was his name Woody?
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10-01-2015, 03:27 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Sven-gorged.
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