Two Truths and a Lie - Page 3

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 05:18 AM

why is the elevator such a drawcard for screwing?

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 05:21 AM

Mine was similar...gravy stroke, doors open, i look over accomplices shoulder and near down falling laughing. There was an older dude, he was tsk-tsking, one dude was leering and the other one was laughing.

I'm not sure why they saw fit to replay the *evidence* I mean, we were sprung ...umm....red handed as such. I think it was for their own perverse pleasure.

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 05:21 AM

because when you get in an elevator pissed, you think no one else is going to get in too. That's usually because your ability to reason is quite fucked from drinking so you can have a quick fuck (it'd have to be pretty quick in Bris I can tell you) before you get to the 3rd floor.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 05:30 AM

quick fuck and drunk men dont usually go together IMO.

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 05:34 AM

lol...no, they don't. I think your opinion could almost certainly be a fact.

DucksNuts · 10-21-2006, 05:41 AM

its why you KNOW a man created viagra

Aliantha · 10-21-2006, 05:50 AM

lol

Scazrelet · 10-24-2006, 07:27 PM

1) The car I was driving was hit and totaled by two semi trucks, causing another accident involving three vehicles, one of which burst into flames, with no injuries to any people involved.
2) My dad and his buddies anonymously sent the first template for the rogue class in D&D to Dragon magazine.
3) I won $2500 from a scratch off ticket

Flint · 10-25-2006, 10:23 AM

I just realized this is the game from NPR, where you spot the genuine news item.

fertilegypsy · 11-08-2006, 09:01 AM

#1- I got caught in a raid in a sting operation. (No, NOT prostitution).

#2- I was a back up singer for Paula Abdul. (It didn't require much talent).

#3- I wrote and illustrated a children's book. (This, evidently, did.).

Undertoad · 11-08-2006, 10:21 AM

#2 is a lie - backup singers for top vocal performers are usually more talented than the performer, because they'll be made louder in order to rescue songs where the lead vocal sucks.

fertilegypsy · 11-08-2006, 12:23 PM

Straight up, Ut!

Scaz...I'm going to guess #3, because I don't know what you're talking about in #2.

10-21-2006, 05:21 AM	#33
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	because when you get in an elevator pissed, you think no one else is going to get in too. That's usually because your ability to reason is quite fucked from drinking so you can have a quick fuck (it'd have to be pretty quick in Bris I can tell you) before you get to the 3rd floor. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 05:34 AM	#35
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol...no, they don't. I think your opinion could almost certainly be a fact. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-21-2006, 05:50 AM	#37
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-24-2006, 07:27 PM	#38
Scazrelet newbie Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: here, I think Posts: 19	1) The car I was driving was hit and totaled by two semi trucks, causing another accident involving three vehicles, one of which burst into flames, with no injuries to any people involved. 2) My dad and his buddies anonymously sent the first template for the rogue class in D&D to Dragon magazine. 3) I won $2500 from a scratch off ticket __________________ I'm new here, please don't hurt me.

10-25-2006, 10:23 AM	#39
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	I just realized this is the game from NPR, where you spot the genuine news item. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

10-21-2006, 05:18 AM	#31
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	why is the elevator such a drawcard for screwing?

10-21-2006, 05:30 AM	#34
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	quick fuck and drunk men dont usually go together IMO.

10-21-2006, 05:41 AM	#36
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	its why you KNOW a man created viagra

11-08-2006, 09:01 AM	#40
fertilegypsy Resident-in-Training Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7	#1- I got caught in a raid in a sting operation. (No, NOT prostitution). #2- I was a back up singer for Paula Abdul. (It didn't require much talent). #3- I wrote and illustrated a children's book. (This, evidently, did.).

11-08-2006, 10:21 AM	#41
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	#2 is a lie - backup singers for top vocal performers are usually more talented than the performer, because they'll be made louder in order to rescue songs where the lead vocal sucks.

11-08-2006, 12:23 PM	#42
fertilegypsy Resident-in-Training Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7	Straight up, Ut! Scaz...I'm going to guess #3, because I don't know what you're talking about in #2.

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