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02-01-2020, 12:19 AM | #1 |
The future is unwritten
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Start them early
Children are sponges when very young, they learn basic languages without books.
So start them early on a career path and they'll support you in your "Golden" years.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
02-06-2020, 12:34 AM | #2 |
The future is unwritten
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That poor baby, it'll take a couple years to get even.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
02-06-2020, 07:31 AM | #3 |
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Just let it eat its way out.
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02-06-2020, 07:19 PM | #4 |
still says videotape
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The look on his face...
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02-06-2020, 10:11 PM | #5 |
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...swallowed whole his pet turtle Myrtle...
I guess that'd be 'Myrtle the Turdle', now wouldn't it?
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