Leah!!! - Page 2

Happy Monkey · 08-09-2007, 07:24 PM

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08-09-2007, 08:46 PM

maybe you know this girl, she went to school on the east coast. Can't reveal a last name for the privacy thing and risk of being sued.

lumberjim · 08-09-2007, 11:17 PM

When I was dating Leah, she used to show up at my flat in NYC at 3am. Always drunk. Always holding a key lime pie. We'd sit and smoke cigarettes while the coffee brewed, and then eat the whole pie. Afterward, I would always clean out the tin and make a little helmet out of it for her. I think....after a while....as she got weirder and weirder.....that the tin helmet became the whole point of her visit. That and the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. Yeah.....Leah was fun that way.

zippyt · 08-09-2007, 11:36 PM

So how long did you walk bow legged after the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. there LJ ?????

lumberjim · 08-09-2007, 11:41 PM

I don't think I did. but Leah didn't shit right for a week [/Bad Santa]

zippyt · 08-09-2007, 11:42 PM

shitting pancakes ?? [/Beerfest ]

Crimson Ghost · 08-10-2007, 12:49 AM

Spinning and shitting.... spinning and shitting....

08-10-2007, 05:33 AM

I met a Leah while vacationing in Vermont sometime back in the mid to late '80s. She was going to college there; but, was originally from someplace like Jersey. The relationship moved really fast and things started to get hot and heavy between us; until, I realized that she was actually quite the self centered girl. She seemed to want everything in life to be just handed to her. Also, Leah was picky, picky, picky ... especially about her foods. Whenever she didn't get what she wanted in life, she turned paranoid and said there was some kind of a plot against her. She wouldn't let me meet any of her friends (if she had any) and smothered me to the point that it felt like I was trapped in a box. I actually thought of her as Leah The Box and shortly after I broke off our relationship was when I adopted the nickname NoBoxes which I still use today as my virtual name. Last I heard, Leah ran off to be with some guy in California and work in a pharmacy. I hope she got the medications she needed!

08-10-2007, 06:00 AM

man, that damn close, that could truly be her, she lived in SFO for a while. and is from NJ, and I call her that Leah The Box, because I think she's a dumb you know what. But never known her to have any boyfriend that recent, but again maybe so.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2007, 06:20 AM

You didn't click noboxes link, did you james.

yesman065 · 08-10-2007, 09:34 AM

HA HA HA LOL

Shawnee123 · 08-10-2007, 09:41 AM

very. very. very. strange.

08-10-2007, 09:44 AM

I just clicked on his name and it didn't say much.

Shawnee123 · 08-10-2007, 10:03 AM

the link in his post, not his name!

smurfalicious · 08-10-2007, 10:08 AM

and, now I finally understand "douchebag"

08-09-2007, 07:24 PM	#16
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08-09-2007, 08:46 PM	#17
jamesdalphonse1 Guest Posts: n/a	maybe so maybe you know this girl, she went to school on the east coast. Can't reveal a last name for the privacy thing and risk of being sued.

08-09-2007, 11:17 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	When I was dating Leah, she used to show up at my flat in NYC at 3am. Always drunk. Always holding a key lime pie. We'd sit and smoke cigarettes while the coffee brewed, and then eat the whole pie. Afterward, I would always clean out the tin and make a little helmet out of it for her. I think....after a while....as she got weirder and weirder.....that the tin helmet became the whole point of her visit. That and the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. Yeah.....Leah was fun that way. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-09-2007, 11:36 PM	#19
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	So how long did you walk bow legged after the vigorous anal sex. sigh......always with the vigorous anal sex. there LJ ????? __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-09-2007, 11:41 PM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I don't think I did. but Leah didn't shit right for a week [/Bad Santa] __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-09-2007, 11:42 PM	#21
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	shitting pancakes ?? [/Beerfest ] __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-10-2007, 12:49 AM	#22
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Spinning and shitting.... spinning and shitting.... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

08-10-2007, 05:33 AM	#23
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	I met a Leah while vacationing in Vermont sometime back in the mid to late '80s. She was going to college there; but, was originally from someplace like Jersey. The relationship moved really fast and things started to get hot and heavy between us; until, I realized that she was actually quite the self centered girl. She seemed to want everything in life to be just handed to her. Also, Leah was picky, picky, picky ... especially about her foods. Whenever she didn't get what she wanted in life, she turned paranoid and said there was some kind of a plot against her. She wouldn't let me meet any of her friends (if she had any) and smothered me to the point that it felt like I was trapped in a box. I actually thought of her as Leah The Box and shortly after I broke off our relationship was when I adopted the nickname NoBoxes which I still use today as my virtual name. Last I heard, Leah ran off to be with some guy in California and work in a pharmacy. I hope she got the medications she needed!

08-10-2007, 06:00 AM	#24
jamesdalphonse1 Guest Posts: n/a	man, that damn close, that could truly be her, she lived in SFO for a while. and is from NJ, and I call her that Leah The Box, because I think she's a dumb you know what. But never known her to have any boyfriend that recent, but again maybe so.

08-10-2007, 06:20 AM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You didn't click noboxes link, did you james. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-10-2007, 09:34 AM	#26
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	HA HA HA LOL

08-10-2007, 09:41 AM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	very. very. very. strange. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-10-2007, 09:44 AM	#28
jamesdalphonse1 Guest Posts: n/a	I just clicked on his name and it didn't say much.

08-10-2007, 10:03 AM	#29
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	the link in his post, not his name! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-10-2007, 10:08 AM	#30
smurfalicious Tool. Not the band - you are one. Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 501 Northlake Blvd., North Palm Beach FL Posts: 329	and, now I finally understand "douchebag" __________________

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