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Old 10-24-2007, 11:07 PM   #16
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This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.

Wishful smelling, if you ask me.
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Old 10-24-2007, 11:50 PM   #17
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But you can bet it smells like something now...
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:07 AM   #18
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This moose is clearly severely handicapped. Blind, for starters, greatly reduced sensation of the penis, and *no fucking sense of smell*...note that, in the first pic, he's sniffing the metallic bison's hindquarters.

Wishful smelling, if you ask me.
Ok, so what's going on here?
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:19 PM   #19
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LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:23 PM   #20
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maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....

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Old 10-25-2007, 02:46 PM   #21
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So jinx's question still stands...!!!

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Old 10-25-2007, 08:48 PM   #22
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LOL! I saw a show about those Real Dolls! Creeped me the heck out! But, a rutting male moose will mount anything, even you. That is why they are so dangerous during mating season. And yes, they are relentless and determined until the urge passes.
Sounds like my old boyfriend.

Oh....an aussie guy married his real doll, and his other real dolls were the guests...weirdo!
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:52 PM   #23
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Old 10-25-2007, 11:21 PM   #24
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Ok, so what's going on here?
Extreme pathos?
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Old 10-26-2007, 02:53 PM   #25
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Old 10-28-2007, 08:49 AM   #26
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maybe he thought it was chocolate mousse....

Please see the "You sound like a horny moose" thread in Home Base.
Contributions are still needed.
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Old 10-28-2007, 03:38 PM   #27
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OK, who gave the moose ED meds? Obvious side effects - Priapism and difficulty seeing.
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Old 10-28-2007, 10:13 PM   #28
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