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Old 10-29-2013, 09:22 AM   #1
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Old 10-29-2013, 09:41 AM   #2
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Old 10-29-2013, 04:11 PM   #3
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Old 10-31-2013, 06:53 AM   #4
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I nicked my quarterlies once.

Once.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:39 AM   #5
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Making the bed. It's like tying your shoes after you take them off.
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Old 10-31-2013, 09:01 PM   #6
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I nicked my quarterlies once.

Once.
Pity the other half of the human race, who risks nicking (and nicks) their quarterlies and more, on an ongoing basis ...

until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.
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Old 10-31-2013, 10:49 PM   #7
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Pity the other half of the human race, who risks nicking (and nicks) their quarterlies and more, on an ongoing basis ...

until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.
another good reason to get rid of your nickers.
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Old 10-31-2013, 11:13 PM   #8
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another good reason to get rid of your nickers.
But who would want a woman without nickers?
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:23 AM   #9
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Old 11-01-2013, 03:33 PM   #10
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But who would want a woman without nickers?
Ahem...What, you didn't see me over here?
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Old 11-01-2013, 03:34 PM   #11
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...until you've walked in a woman's shoes, you can't complain about shaving. That is all.
Do you shave everyday?
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:14 PM   #12
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mowing the lawn.

but, it's done now, likely done until spring.
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:20 PM   #13
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Whose lawn are we talking about? Ortho's or Big Vs?
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Old 11-01-2013, 06:22 PM   #14
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the grassy verge surrounding casa de V.
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Old 11-01-2013, 09:17 PM   #15
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Do you shave everyday?
Do clean-shaven men shave everyday?

Actually, I don't ... but considering that men shave their faces and women shave - well - everything, you guys still have nothing to complain about.
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