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Old 11-01-2008, 03:18 PM   #1
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Celebrities I Would Marry

Celebrities I Would Marry:

Alexis Bledel
Hilarie Burton
Claire Danes
Justine Greiner
Helene Grimaud
Larisa Oleynik

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Old 11-01-2008, 08:46 PM   #2
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:48 PM   #3
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I'm not sure I'd want to marry any of them. Fucking them, though...that's another story.
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Old 11-01-2008, 08:55 PM   #4
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Ok, I could agree with that. Marry them? sure, for a week, and then I am going after their millions.
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Old 11-02-2008, 12:43 AM   #5
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Welcome back, redrocks.

Justine Greiner
Olivia Munn
Helen Hunt
Leah Remini
Joan Jett
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Old 11-02-2008, 06:34 AM   #6
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David Tennant
Simon Pegg
David Morrisey
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Old 11-02-2008, 07:16 AM   #7
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Marriage? If a successful marriage to a celebrity is the goal, then I would look at celebrities who haven't been divorced 5-6 times. I think Phoebe Cates has a proven track record of not being a wife you would want to divorce. At least she and Kevin Kline have done well by Hollywood standards. Julia Louis Dreyfus too.
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Old 11-02-2008, 07:17 AM   #8
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Marriage? If a successful marriage to a celebrity is the goal, then I would look at celebrities who haven't been divorced 5-6 times. I think Phoebe Cates has a proven track record of not being a wife you would want to divorce. At least she and Kevin Kline have done well by Hollywood standards. Julia Louis Dreyfus too.
Stay away from Penelope Cruz.

Oops. I meant to edit that post above, not quote it.
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Old 11-02-2008, 08:10 AM   #9
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Dana, you'll have to fight me for Pegg.
It's not just that I find him attractive, it's just when you listen to him on commentaries he seems to treat his friends very well too. And the first thing he did after an exciting day shooting on Shaun was to phone his girlfriend - now wife. Awwwwwwwwwwww.

Tennant is to thin and pretty for me in anything but fantasy, I'd break him. And while I'd have fun doing it, it's not really fair.

Steve Pemberton and Bill Bailey are ideal husband material for me.
Oh and Peter Kay.
But I would have a dirty weekend with Jeremy Dyson and his lovely curly hair, even if he does look like a little action figure when stood next to Stephen Merchant.
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Old 11-02-2008, 01:29 PM   #10
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Old 11-02-2008, 04:30 PM   #11
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It's backwards, but I'll respond. Cillian Murphy would so marry me.
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Old 11-03-2008, 12:20 AM   #12
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Lester Holt ..?
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Old 11-03-2008, 07:55 PM   #13
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Jamie Lee Curtis
Sigourney Weaver
Catherine Zeta Jones
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Old 11-03-2008, 08:57 PM   #14
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Shouldn't we just consolidate all these threads and do a few rounds of FMK?
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:14 AM   #15
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John Goodman

Joe Pesci

Christopher Guest

Hey, you said marry. I need someone who will make me laugh, a LOT.

Who I'd like to get to know in the biblical sense only, is a whole other list!

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