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08-02-2014, 11:01 PM | #1 |
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8-3-14: Choco Pie Attack
Poor beleaguered North Korea, was viciously attacked by escapees to South Korea, and other shills for the Capitalist Running Dogs of the West.
This was an air attack, not with bombers, fighters, or even drones. No, this was a sneak attack with silent but deadly balloons, loaded with a variety of weapons but mainly Choco Pies. It appears this was a retaliatory attack. In the recent past the Choco Pies were handed out to workers from the North and South in the Kaesong Industrial Complex, a demilitarized zone. But then Dear Leader's boys discovered some of them showing up on the black market in the north, so he ordered it stopped. I suspect the North Korean military, on high alert 24/7 to protect the innocents from the aggressive rest-of-the-world, intercepted most of the balloons. Furthermore, it's likely Kim Jong Un personally destroyed the cargo. I hope he ruins his dinner.
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08-04-2014, 07:53 AM | #2 |
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It's biological warfare.
They're trying to give the north diebeetus.
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08-04-2014, 10:46 AM | #3 |
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I'm sorry, I apologize, but after catching up on LICD comic and seeing the balloons, the obvious thought would be to paint the cylinders pink with longitudinal wavy reddish and bluish lines and fill the delivery pods with thick, wholesome milk and cream.
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08-04-2014, 12:30 PM | #4 |
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don't apologize; such an image suits most of us here, myself included, to a Teat.
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08-04-2014, 09:58 PM | #5 |
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