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Old 09-26-2008, 09:13 AM   #1381
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Just out of curiosity, am I the only Freemason in The Cellar?
Nope.

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I thought the Freemasons were a secret society?
Nope.
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Old 09-26-2008, 09:45 AM   #1382
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An accquaintance of mine used to live on the same street as a Masonic Hall. He had a real issue with Freemasons for no reason I could ever determine. When he came home drunk he used to piss through their letterbox.

As you were.
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Old 09-26-2008, 01:42 PM   #1383
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I thought the Freemasons were a secret society.
It's no secret, they eat live babies at their meetings, and wipe their chins with pages from the Koran.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:42 PM   #1384
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Secret societies always remind me of the Simpson's. Actually, everything reminds me of the Simpsons.

From the Stonecutter's Episode:

HOMER: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.

MOE: Uh, I think he should have to take a different oath.
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Old 09-26-2008, 02:52 PM   #1385
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When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:40 PM   #1386
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When I was in college, I wrote a paper explaining how the Freemason assassinated Mozart for giving away their secrets. I've had to live under an assumed identity ever since.
You don't have to impress me with your nerdiness anymore, SD. I know, truly, madly, deeply, that you are the nerdiest of all.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 09-26-2008, 03:46 PM   #1387
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Aww Brianna you say such . . . . .


ACCCK gotta run.. they're after me.... it was nice knowing you all
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Old 09-26-2008, 07:11 PM   #1388
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'safe for work porn' is the title of this, and sure enough, there is nothing explicit... or is there?

Still to be safe, consider it NSFW

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Old 09-26-2008, 07:23 PM   #1389
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(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)
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Old 09-26-2008, 08:51 PM   #1390
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(I had to get the thread back on topic before the Illuminati became too displeased)
Too late.

My "Captain Midnight" decoder ring with the transceiver has alerted me to their displeasure. The Great Old Ones are on the way. Stay where you are.
Resistance is futile. Struggling will only make it worse.

BTW, LabRat, tell Red I said " ".

Back to the thread.........
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 09-27-2008, 03:13 AM   #1391
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Old 09-27-2008, 06:56 AM   #1392
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hmm, it is gone, looks like the Masons that run Youtube don't like non-porn.

Though you can still find it if you do a search for 'safe for work porn' on youtube, i won't bother to link because if one came down probably the others will too. Look for the lady dj scratching a record player... is that really what she is doing?


Now let me get out my Department of Homeland Security Duct Tape and prepare myself for the coming of the Elder Gods. I for one welcome our Tentacled Overlord Rulers. please don't eat me.
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:53 AM   #1393
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Here. http://www.banthis.com/videos/1258/S...Work-Porn.html
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:49 AM   #1394
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