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OnyxCougar · 03-01-2004, 08:23 AM

And if you're close enough that she can see you, you're close enough for her to put one between your eyes.

lumberjim · 03-01-2004, 08:54 AM

and if you're close enough for her to put one between your eyes, she's close enough to tickle your ass with a feather.

what the hell is going on here?

jaguar · 03-01-2004, 08:58 AM

Life isn't easy for a boy named Sue. Sue had been told early on by his father, "Boy, this world is gonna eat you alive if you don't learn how to whoop you some ass," and his old man's wisdom turned out to be right on the money. It was his dad's way of teaching his son how to overcome life's inevitable obstacles. He just gave the kid a head start by naming him Sue.

The lesson came fast -- and hard. Sue had to fight every day in the school. Boys would come up to him in the yard and challenge him, saying things like, "hey, you got a girl's name!"

Those years were tough. But Sue proved to be as tough as those years. Eventually, he could lay a beating on anyone who dared to point out that he had a girl's name. It made him a reject and a target of random assault, but it also made him a man.

Life isn't easy for a boy named Sue.

--if anyone gets that reference...

russotto · 03-01-2004, 01:17 PM

Moving from one JC to another:

You don't tug on Superman's Cape
You don't spit in the wind.
You don't pull the mask of the old lone ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim.

Also never eat at a place called "Mom's" and never play cards with a guy named "Doc".

headsplice · 03-01-2004, 01:43 PM

At one point, all of my ex's lived, not in Texas, but in Tennessee. Then they were spread out all over the country. Now they're in Minnesota.
I'm not really that great a person, why'd they follow me?

jaguar · 03-01-2004, 03:13 PM

This time it was right. This time it would work. This time there would be no witnesses.

Sergeant Rex Havoc felt himself flinch as he pried the top from the container. It opened with little resistance...and without the familiar hissing sound or the smell of soapy almonds that he'd been trained to dread. For a moment he dared not peek inside -- how could it be this way? Something had to be wrong; it had to be a trick. To have come this far, to have risked so much...for it all to end like this? It must be...

He shook his head. Get a grip, said a voice from somewhere inside the steel trap that was his killer's mind. Don't question it. Get what you came here for and get out before anybody sees you. But as he reached inside, he heard footsteps approaching...

vsp · 03-01-2004, 03:28 PM

My uncle is sick, but the mailbox is green.

Slartibartfast · 03-01-2004, 03:31 PM

Eating bananas is the cause of global warning, but the government doesn't want you to know that.

lumberjim · 03-01-2004, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slartibartfast
Eating bananas is the cause of global warning, but the government doesn't want you to know that.

global warning?!?!

We've been warned? by who?

better not be those damn buggers again.

limey · 03-01-2004, 04:14 PM

Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?"
Me - "Pardon?"
Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?"
Me - "No, why?"
Amy - "Oh! Because they look like two ice-creams with custard"

Me - "Wash your face, Maureen!"
Maureen - "Anglo-catholic."

Sun_Sparkz · 03-02-2004, 10:59 PM

Sun opens her wardrobe doors and removes her suitcase.. she encloses a picture of a monkey, a typewriter and whats left of her sanity.

walking down the dusty path back into the RW she zipps up the enclave of her mind that keeps her wondering.. what are these people smoking?

classicman · 12-21-2007, 07:45 AM

*bump*

ZenGum · 12-21-2007, 07:54 AM

Well bumped, sir!

Today I acquired anti-diarrhea pills and laxative pills. I think I'll take two of each and let them fight it out.

Cloud · 12-21-2007, 08:46 AM

you can also put random posts in the post-whore thread.

Just saying.

monster · 12-21-2007, 09:09 AM

But this predates that

03-01-2004, 08:54 AM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and if you're close enough for her to put one between your eyes, she's close enough to tickle your ass with a feather. what the hell is going on here? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-01-2004, 08:58 AM	#18
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	Life isn't easy for a boy named Sue. Sue had been told early on by his father, "Boy, this world is gonna eat you alive if you don't learn how to whoop you some ass," and his old man's wisdom turned out to be right on the money. It was his dad's way of teaching his son how to overcome life's inevitable obstacles. He just gave the kid a head start by naming him Sue. The lesson came fast -- and hard. Sue had to fight every day in the school. Boys would come up to him in the yard and challenge him, saying things like, "hey, you got a girl's name!" Those years were tough. But Sue proved to be as tough as those years. Eventually, he could lay a beating on anyone who dared to point out that he had a girl's name. It made him a reject and a target of random assault, but it also made him a man. Life isn't easy for a boy named Sue. --if anyone gets that reference... __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-01-2004, 01:43 PM	#20
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	At one point, all of my ex's lived, not in Texas, but in Tennessee. Then they were spread out all over the country. Now they're in Minnesota. I'm not really that great a person, why'd they follow me? __________________ Don't Panic

03-01-2004, 03:13 PM	#21
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	This time it was right. This time it would work. This time there would be no witnesses. Sergeant Rex Havoc felt himself flinch as he pried the top from the container. It opened with little resistance...and without the familiar hissing sound or the smell of soapy almonds that he'd been trained to dread. For a moment he dared not peek inside -- how could it be this way? Something had to be wrong; it had to be a trick. To have come this far, to have risked so much...for it all to end like this? It must be... He shook his head. Get a grip, said a voice from somewhere inside the steel trap that was his killer's mind. Don't question it. Get what you came here for and get out before anybody sees you. But as he reached inside, he heard footsteps approaching... __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

03-01-2004, 04:14 PM	#25
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	True conversations Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?" Me - "Pardon?" Amy - "Did you fry your trousers?" Me - "No, why?" Amy - "Oh! Because they look like two ice-creams with custard" Me - "Wash your face, Maureen!" Maureen - "Anglo-catholic." __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

03-01-2004, 08:23 AM	#16
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	And if you're close enough that she can see you, you're close enough for her to put one between your eyes.

03-01-2004, 01:17 PM	#19
russotto Professor Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 1,788	Moving from one JC to another: You don't tug on Superman's Cape You don't spit in the wind. You don't pull the mask of the old lone ranger and you don't mess around with Jim. Also never eat at a place called "Mom's" and never play cards with a guy named "Doc".

03-01-2004, 03:28 PM	#22
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	My uncle is sick, but the mailbox is green.

03-01-2004, 03:31 PM	#23
Slartibartfast \|-0-\| <-0-> \|-0-\| Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: New Jersey Posts: 516	Eating bananas is the cause of global warning, but the government doesn't want you to know that.

03-02-2004, 10:59 PM	#26
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	Sun opens her wardrobe doors and removes her suitcase.. she encloses a picture of a monkey, a typewriter and whats left of her sanity. walking down the dusty path back into the RW she zipps up the enclave of her mind that keeps her wondering.. what are these people smoking? __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

12-21-2007, 07:45 AM	#27
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	bump __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-21-2007, 07:54 AM	#28
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Well bumped, sir! Today I acquired anti-diarrhea pills and laxative pills. I think I'll take two of each and let them fight it out. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-21-2007, 08:46 AM	#29
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	you can also put random posts in the post-whore thread. Just saying. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

12-21-2007, 09:09 AM	#30
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	But this predates that __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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