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04-08-2020, 12:47 AM | #1 |
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Might have been a Czech.
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04-08-2020, 01:08 AM | #2 |
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A Czech that didn't bounce.
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04-08-2020, 07:11 AM | #3 |
To shreds, you say?
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Because of my lysdexia I was told I’d be crap at poetry, but I’ve made a teapot, several bowls and a vase that I’m quite proud of.
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04-08-2020, 07:21 AM | #4 |
still says videotape
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Ha!
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04-08-2020, 07:29 AM | #5 |
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Have you met the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?
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04-08-2020, 11:20 AM | #6 |
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... you guys are on a roll...
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04-08-2020, 12:01 PM | #7 |
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At 7:45 am today at a grocery store that opened at 8am for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him, then knocked him to the ground and thrashed him with his walker. But then the guy came back again and approached the line a third time! This time the guy says, "Look, if you damned old codgers don't let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in there!" |
04-09-2020, 12:50 AM | #8 |
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Obviously the first two overlooked going through his pockets... you know, for loose change or dope.
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04-16-2020, 08:16 AM | #9 |
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Resurrecting an old friend for this apropos image.
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04-16-2020, 08:29 AM | #10 |
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Good morning Squirrel, how you doing?
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04-16-2020, 10:46 AM | #11 |
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Did you make that poster, foots?
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I'm not a fan of sports commentators at the best of times but, credit where it's due, this chap doesn't take himself too seriously.
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The sound is rather poor at the beginning of the second video. Probably trying to create tension.
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04-16-2020, 11:07 AM | #14 |
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This ad appeared in my facebook feed last week
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04-17-2020, 03:59 PM | #15 |
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"Poor audio quality"? Maybe you're not the target audience. Dogs have keener hearing than we do after all.
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