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Old 09-18-2005, 08:26 PM   #16
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Ok, I missed something. Lumberjim takes baths??? And, more importantly, do you pee in them? Wait, I am not sure if that is more important than a guy taking a bath or not!
are you inferring that it is unmanly to take a bath instead of a shower?

it's not like i take bubble baths with salts and incense or something. I live in a house that doesn't have a functional shower. I have a big jacuzzi tub

(yes, that's track lighting...but it was there when we moved in )
and a clawfoot tub

(that i very macho-ley installed a goose neck brass shower in,

but our water pressure sucks so bad that you can't use it)
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Old 09-18-2005, 08:29 PM   #17
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I only piss in other peoples showers. But I always hold it down so it hits the bottom. Then flush. Repeat as needed.
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Old 09-18-2005, 09:00 PM   #18
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LJ look here for a booster pump http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/w...atchallpartial
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Old 09-18-2005, 09:03 PM   #19
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for something like this http://www.northerntool.com/webapp/w...8308&R=1038308
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Old 09-18-2005, 09:09 PM   #20
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Lumberjim, oh la la!!!!!!!!!!! Nice set up there, but where are the candles next to the bath? I do think it is unmanly for a guy to take a bath in a REGULAR tub, I should of clarified...bet the mrs enjoys that too, hint hint.
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Old 09-18-2005, 10:11 PM   #21
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I pee in the shower any time I get the urge. Why not?
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Old 09-18-2005, 10:42 PM   #22
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True dat, Slang does not piss in the shower. Slang pisses OUT of the shower in the general direction of the toilet bowl.
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:53 PM   #23
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An ex from a previous lifetimes assured me that "all" men pee in the shower. Of course, this guy used to also brush his teeth in the shower. Hopefully not at the same time
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Old 09-18-2005, 11:56 PM   #24
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Piss in the shower, crap in the sink. It's all the same.....

Of course it's done. Even my wife has done it. I've seen her...while I'm in the shower with her. Cripes!
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Old 09-19-2005, 05:46 AM   #25
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please do not tell me you have a reason to shit yourself silly in the sink? I have puked in the sink, I am sure we all have, but shit?
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Old 09-19-2005, 10:01 AM   #26
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Naw. I was really referring to one of my daughters when she was a baby. Changing a diper in the bathroom when she starts cranking out a yam sans diper. The only thing I could think to do was rush her over to the sink. Even though it was a "cute littl' baby poopie," it took me months before I could brush my teeth using that sink.
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Old 09-19-2005, 10:48 AM   #27
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Thanks zip, but the solution we're looking at involves public water. We're waiting on a bobcat to dig a trench and a plumber (LJ's brother) to replace all the pipes that will break when exposed to increased water pressure.

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bet the mrs enjoys that too
Naw, I can't be bothered with all that fancy tub-bathin'... I usually just hose myself off in the back yard. I don't pee while 'showering' because it leaves dead spots in the grass.
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Old 10-04-2005, 12:53 PM   #28
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Nope. I pee in the toilet.
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Old 10-04-2005, 01:00 PM   #29
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Naw, I can't be bothered with all that fancy tub-bathin'... I usually just hose myself off in the back yard. I don't pee while 'showering' because it leaves dead spots in the grass.
...yet LJ posts no pictures of *that*. Slacker.
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:49 PM   #30
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Pee on your feet if you have athlete's foot...it makes it go away!
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