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Old 05-12-2008, 10:17 PM   #1
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From the time you're out of diapers, until you're very old, there are very few times it's acceptable to crap yourself.
This is one of those times.


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Old 05-12-2008, 10:21 PM   #2
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Look how freakin' big that elephant is! The car comes up to it's knee...
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:10 PM   #3
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laser moniker to the rescue!
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:23 PM   #4
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note the pink tipped "fifth leg"

must be in must.

now I'm REALLY scared for them!
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:33 PM   #5
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O, that's what they're looking at. They're not scared... those are expressions of amazement
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:38 PM   #6
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Big Bull already took a crap, and now he's ready for love.
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Old 05-12-2008, 11:44 PM   #7
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LOL! the expression on the woman's face is so much funnier now.

And, I've just scarred myself for life by googling images of elephant peni.

either that, or I'm feeling strangely excited . . .
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Old 05-13-2008, 12:02 AM   #8
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HA A HA HA HA @ cloud!
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:26 AM   #9
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The result....
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:06 AM   #10
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Yeah, those elephant VWs are great. Lotta room in the trunk.
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:35 AM   #11
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Thread.... too funny....

losing... bladder control...
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:45 PM   #12
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Uh...Can't a Rabbit outrun an elephant? I'd damn sure be finding out!


Heheh, the dude looks to be feeling somewhat "inadequate" right now.:p

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Old 05-13-2008, 01:52 PM   #13
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Maybe the woman isn't frightened at all ~ she just got a whiff of the fresh elephant droppings.
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:19 PM   #14
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O, that's what they're looking at. They're not scared... those are expressions of amazement
I'd be freaking scared, not amazed. Thats a scary schlong!!


Bruce - I want one of those!!!
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Old 05-13-2008, 08:30 PM   #15
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I think he's about to "Fuel" the car. What's the capacity of the tank in those things?
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