Random Thoughts - Page 49

monster · 11-01-2018, 05:41 PM

I poop platinum and diamonds, but the evil media never reports it so everyone thinks i poop shit

Gravdigr · 11-08-2018, 03:28 PM

Fuckin immigruntzes, man. Leaving their piles of diamonds and platinums all over the place...

I read about it, but thought it was cubic zirconia news.

TIHAW, try the cod.

sexobon · 11-11-2018, 06:03 PM

President Trump will be able to pardon himself on Thanksgiving Day.

monster · 11-15-2018, 04:38 PM

Works like a charm every time. Could not find the lien release for one of the cars in the stack of all the paperwork I've had to deal with this year. Decided to give up and call before office hours ended and get another copy sent ........found it at the very bottom of the last possible bundle as I was finishing up the call. I really should just learn to give up at the start, I'd save so much time. :p On the plus side, I managed to dispatch a sizeable volume of paperwork to the recycling bin so there's some good. On the minus side I missed the Secretary of State Office hours for today so I'll have to brave it on a Friday

thiccween · 11-17-2018, 03:36 PM

Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg?

I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer.

Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!

fargon · 11-18-2018, 07:11 AM

Welcome to the cellar thiccween.

thiccween · 11-18-2018, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

Welcome to the cellar thiccween.

Thank you very much, fargon!

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 02:38 PM

Today would have been Bruce Lee's 78th birthday.

fargon · 11-27-2018, 02:51 PM

Makes me want to watch kung fu movies now.

fargon · 11-27-2018, 02:52 PM

Makes me want to watch Green Hornet re-runs now.

Gravdigr · 11-27-2018, 04:48 PM

Wasn't it a Bruce Lee movie where Kareem Abdul Jabbar was one of the fighting extras (or something) and got kicked by Bruce hard enough to leave a perfect footprint on his chest as he went flying backward?

Gravdigr · 11-28-2018, 05:29 AM

Looks like YouTube is fucked up again.

I can't get anything to play.

monster · 12-03-2018, 10:44 PM

I feel like the little red hen. They're all to happy to drive the car when it's fixed, but far too busy to drive the thing to the shop... :/

limey · 12-04-2018, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

I feel like the little red hen. They're all to happy to drive the car when it's fixed, but far too busy to drive the thing to the shop... :/

Yabbut be mean. Keep your car functional and your keys hidden. They’ll learn that car driving also means car maintenance ....

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Gravdigr · 12-04-2018, 03:14 AM

...and make them pay for it occasionally.

11-01-2018, 05:41 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I poop platinum and diamonds, but the evil media never reports it so everyone thinks i poop shit __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-08-2018, 03:28 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fuckin immigruntzes, man. Leaving their piles of diamonds and platinums all over the place... I read about it, but thought it was cubic zirconia news. TIHAW, try the cod. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-15-2018, 04:38 PM	#4
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Works like a charm every time. Could not find the lien release for one of the cars in the stack of all the paperwork I've had to deal with this year. Decided to give up and call before office hours ended and get another copy sent ........found it at the very bottom of the last possible bundle as I was finishing up the call. I really should just learn to give up at the start, I'd save so much time. :p On the plus side, I managed to dispatch a sizeable volume of paperwork to the recycling bin so there's some good. On the minus side I missed the Secretary of State Office hours for today so I'll have to brave it on a Friday __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-18-2018, 07:11 AM	#6
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Welcome to the cellar thiccween. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-27-2018, 02:38 PM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Today would have been Bruce Lee's 78th birthday. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-11-2018, 06:03 PM	#3
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	President Trump will be able to pardon himself on Thanksgiving Day.

11-17-2018, 03:36 PM	#5
thiccween 🍆 Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Sweden Posts: 2	Has anyone noticed that in Freddy vs Jason when Freddy awakens Jason that he already has a machete? I'm all for the suspension of disbelief, but come on. You want me to believe that $15 dollar bush machete that has been covered in damp forest vegetation and rained on for at least a decade would still be capable of piercing/slashing through 7+ bodies, sever a human head and also cut into an aluminum beer keg? I know it is a fictional movie about a burnt pedophilic serial killer vs. a mentally disabled child who drowned in Crystal Lake because of neglectful camp counselors and he somehow revived and lived in the surrounding woods for over 20 years and became a mass murderer. Yes, it's a ridiculous story... BUT that is somehow more believable than that bastard machete!

11-27-2018, 02:51 PM	#9
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Makes me want to watch kung fu movies now. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-27-2018, 02:52 PM	#10
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Makes me want to watch Green Hornet re-runs now. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-27-2018, 04:48 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wasn't it a Bruce Lee movie where Kareem Abdul Jabbar was one of the fighting extras (or something) and got kicked by Bruce hard enough to leave a perfect footprint on his chest as he went flying backward? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-28-2018, 05:29 AM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Looks like YouTube is fucked up again. I can't get anything to play. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-03-2018, 10:44 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I feel like the little red hen. They're all to happy to drive the car when it's fixed, but far too busy to drive the thing to the shop... :/ __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-04-2018, 03:14 AM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	...and make them pay for it occasionally. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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