Virtual Maypole - Page 2

monster · 05-01-2008, 02:59 PM

if we're on phallic erections, here's the water tower just down the road in Ypsilanti....

Sundae · 05-01-2008, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

"It's May, it's May, the merry month of May . . . . ."[/Camelot]

Mum actually started her email to me this morning, "It's May, it's May, the lusty month of May!" [/also Camelot]

But then again it is my Dad's birthday (the email was to thank me for calling - apparently I was the only sibling to do so and he was made up) so maybe she got some of the joys of spring before breakfast?!

Cloud · 05-01-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

ha! I've only ever come across that phrase in Jilly Cooper's Rivals (I think -one of those huge trashy but awesome novels anyway) -where did you come across it?

We used to have a client who would call up every May 1 and carol that phrase. I miss it.

monster · 05-01-2008, 04:38 PM

I wonder if they got it from Jilly Cooper? I loved that when I first read it. LOLed and everything

First of May, First of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
But as usual, it do rain
so off we fucks indoors again.

Cloud · 05-01-2008, 04:51 PM

oooooh, I didn't know the second part!

TheMercenary · 05-01-2008, 09:42 PM

Biggest Maypole of them all.

euphoriatheory · 05-01-2008, 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Laughing at gravestones makes baby Jesus cry.

...and every time you make baby Jesus cry, he kills a kitten.

Elspode · 05-01-2008, 09:53 PM

Officer Howie wants to wish you all a Happy Beltane!

xoxoxoBruce · 05-01-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dingleschmutz

Geez, there's a gnome touching the breakfast mush. That's just creepy.

That's not a gnome, that's Marky Maypo.

Cloud · 05-01-2008, 11:15 PM

they're just wiggling those ribbons around--you're supposed to weave them.

monster · 05-01-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Biggest Maypole of them all.

I beg to differ. I offer:

05-01-2008, 02:59 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	if we're on phallic erections, here's the water tower just down the road in Ypsilanti.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2008, 04:38 PM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I wonder if they got it from Jilly Cooper? I loved that when I first read it. LOLed and everything First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today But as usual, it do rain so off we fucks indoors again. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-01-2008, 04:51 PM	#20
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	oooooh, I didn't know the second part! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-01-2008, 09:42 PM	#21
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Biggest Maypole of them all. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-01-2008, 09:53 PM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Officer Howie wants to wish you all a Happy Beltane! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-01-2008, 11:15 PM	#25
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	they're just wiggling those ribbons around--you're supposed to weave them. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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