I'll Bet None Of You Fuckers... - Page 3

HungLikeJesus · 07-29-2007, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt

'Have gotten pissed on by an adult man as many times as I have this summer (with the exception of wolf maybe)

Bullit, Is this work or pleasure for you?

SteveDallas · 07-29-2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

I'll bet none of you fuckers stayed up all night last night with your sick child then went to work at 6am so that you could do a few hours work and then come home so your husband could then go and do his work day.

Heh... no, but I've been there before. I'll never forget the time one of the kids was sick, and I was arranging an appointment with somebody else at the office, and explaining that I had to leave for lunch so my wife could go to work for half her day. Little Miss Single 23 Year Old overheard us talking and piped up, "So wait, you have to, like, take time off from work when your kid's sick?" You can just imagine the stunned silence from everybody in the office that greeted this revelation.

HungLikeJesus · 07-29-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ibram

I'll bet none of you fuckers have to walk home from work through a monkey-ridden, bonafide fucking jungle.

Ibram, what did you do, move to Detroit?

Bullitt · 07-29-2007, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by HLJ

Bullit, Is this work or pleasure for you?

Both in a way.. it's work but $15 /hr cash is sure a pleasure

xoxoxoBruce · 07-29-2007, 09:49 PM

Cash! Cash? I didn't know you are an illegal.

Bullitt · 07-29-2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Cash! Cash? I didn't know you are an illegal.

Eh that was only when I was driving on a daily basis with an expired license earlier this summer.. for almost a month.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-29-2007, 10:03 PM

Paid for driving without a license? You are an illegal.

Aliantha · 07-29-2007, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Heh... no, but I've been there before. I'll never forget the time one of the kids was sick, and I was arranging an appointment with somebody else at the office, and explaining that I had to leave for lunch so my wife could go to work for half her day. Little Miss Single 23 Year Old overheard us talking and piped up, "So wait, you have to, like, take time off from work when your kid's sick?" You can just imagine the stunned silence from everybody in the office that greeted this revelation.

Well it is hard for those younguns to understand.

bluecuracao · 07-30-2007, 03:38 AM

I'll bet none of you all fuckers just walked into a rubber skeletal hand, at hair level.

DucksNuts · 07-30-2007, 03:55 AM

I'll be none of you fuckers ruined your favorite knee high boots trying to turn the water pump off, that was near knee deep in water.

hollyoake · 07-30-2007, 03:49 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers are sitting on you arse AND being paid for it because your place of work got flooded!

hollyoake · 07-30-2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sycamore

I bet that none of you fuckers were greeted by a big black man in tighty whiteys when delivering him food tonight.

that would have so appealed to me... it must suck to be you!

zippyt · 07-30-2007, 10:26 PM

I bet None of you Fuckers drove 2 hours ONE way to turn on a CAPS LOCK key !!!

yesman065 · 07-30-2007, 10:31 PM

OUCH! That blows

DucksNuts · 07-30-2007, 10:52 PM

Bwahahaha...you got paid for it bippy?

07-29-2007, 09:49 PM	#35
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Cash! Cash? I didn't know you are an illegal. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-29-2007, 10:03 PM	#37
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Paid for driving without a license? You are an illegal. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-30-2007, 10:26 PM	#43
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I bet None of you Fuckers drove 2 hours ONE way to turn on a CAPS LOCK key !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-30-2007, 03:38 AM	#39
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I'll bet none of you all fuckers just walked into a rubber skeletal hand, at hair level.

07-30-2007, 03:55 AM	#40
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I'll be none of you fuckers ruined your favorite knee high boots trying to turn the water pump off, that was near knee deep in water.

07-30-2007, 03:49 PM	#41
hollyoake The world has changed and i'm still in my underwear! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Gloucestershire UK Posts: 57	I'll bet none of you fuckers are sitting on you arse AND being paid for it because your place of work got flooded!

07-30-2007, 10:31 PM	#44
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	OUCH! That blows

07-30-2007, 10:52 PM	#45
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Bwahahaha...you got paid for it bippy?

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