Spot the fake smile - Page 2

hot_pastrami · 02-10-2004, 10:56 AM

From the test Jimbo linked to:

Quote:

You scored 40.5 out of a total of 44.

I guess that makes me a slightly better person than he is, as measured by an anonymous group of British people, working for the BBC, who arbitrarily decide what constitutes good social reasoning and ethics. Woohoo!

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 11:02 AM

actually, alan, i'm a little bit dissapointed in you. I almost posted that i expected nothing less than a 45 out of 44 from you. well, at least you have better teeth than they do!

storm · 02-10-2004, 11:16 AM

19/20 I got the 17th one wrong, ( the guy with the goatie beard ). Its all in the eyes.

Quote:

A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.

Karl Kraus (1781 - 1832)

hot_pastrami · 02-10-2004, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
actually, alan, i'm a little bit dissapointed in you. I almost posted that i expected nothing less than a 45 out of 44 from you. well, at least you have better teeth than they do!

Well, I intentionally threw some of the answers, as I habitually do... it's socially awkward when people realize that compared to me, they are a mental midget MBA. Speaking of me, who else has noticed what a handsome devil I am? Yow!

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 11:25 AM

Finally!

hey alan, remember that employee of the month picture you did for me?

hot_pastrami · 02-10-2004, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
hey alan, remember that employee of the month picture you did for me?

Yes, Jim. Yes I do.

Edit: By the way, I have previously posted a photo of myself.

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 11:32 AM

holy shit. you look like kramer!? i cant wait to get home tonight.

*rubs hands together while grinning like a mental patient*

Elspode · 02-10-2004, 11:54 AM

I got 35 out of 44. I can't believe I scored lower than Jim.

I need a vacation.

hot_pastrami · 02-10-2004, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
holy shit. you look like kramer!? i cant wait to get home tonight.

*rubs hands together while grinning like a mental patient*

Yawn.

Heheheh. This could get ugly. Excellent.

lumberjim · 02-10-2004, 11:59 AM

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Originally posted by Elspode
I got 35 out of 44. I can't believe I scored lower than Jim.

I need a vacation.

see how you people are? JUST because I'm in the automotive industry, you ASSume that you must, therefore be more moral than I. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I am NOt your typical car guy. I've dedicated my life to increasing the average morality level of my chosen field. I'm like popeye. " I says what I means, and I means what i says."

jinx · 02-10-2004, 12:39 PM

Plus, that test was pretty easy to cheat on.

lumberjim · 02-11-2004, 01:16 AM

Alan's sister:

kerosene · 02-11-2004, 01:57 AM

Wow, Alan, your sister is pretty...but I still don't see the resemblance.

juju · 02-11-2004, 01:59 AM

I'd hit it.

hot_pastrami · 02-11-2004, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
Alan's sister:

That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life. Except for the 'sister' part.

02-10-2004, 11:02 AM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	actually, alan, i'm a little bit dissapointed in you. I almost posted that i expected nothing less than a 45 out of 44 from you. well, at least you have better teeth than they do! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2004, 11:25 AM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Finally! hey alan, remember that employee of the month picture you did for me? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2004, 11:32 AM	#22
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	holy shit. you look like kramer!? i cant wait to get home tonight. rubs hands together while grinning like a mental patient __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-10-2004, 11:54 AM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I got 35 out of 44. I can't believe I scored lower than Jim. I need a vacation. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

02-10-2004, 12:39 PM	#26
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Plus, that test was pretty easy to cheat on. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

02-11-2004, 01:16 AM	#27
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Alan's sister: Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

02-11-2004, 01:57 AM	#28
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Wow, Alan, your sister is pretty...but I still don't see the resemblance.

02-11-2004, 01:59 AM	#29
juju no one of consequence Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Arkansas Posts: 2,839	I'd hit it.

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